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Compelling Pretenses that Imply that theItalian Prime
Minister,
Silvio Berlusconi, Must Step DownImmediately
The Italian prime minister is incompetent. He has said so
himself. After a bitter defeat at theoutset of his political
career, the hardliner lamented that when he had been president of
hismedia conglomerate, the orders he relayed to his hundreds of
managers were executed withmanagerial finesse; but, when he sought
to dominate his thousands of bureaucrats in Rome, hecould not. His
political record is dismal, incomplete...The president of the Banca
d'Italia sadlycomments that the Italian economy has been stagnant,
under the direction of the primeminister, for fifteen yearsway
before the formidable worsening the world is now
confronting...During the prime minister's regime, top-loaded
with bagmen, political fanatics andlackeys, Italy has lost its
position as one of the principal economic contenders on
theglobe...One DisUnited States' ambassador to Italy has
frustratingly warned that Americanbusinessmen are unwilling to
invest in The Boot, and that the Italian educational system
isabsolutely shameful...The prime minister has unsuccessfully set
about to oversee the Italiannation stateone that requires the
utilization of political sophistication and diplomaticastuteness in
an ever-increasingly challenging worldnot as a proud and
progressive bodypolitic but as a haughty and disputatious family
business...The despotic prime minister hasopened the way for a
rabid political force in northern Italy to separate itself from the
Italianrepublic and foment political antagonism between two
polarizing governmental entities thusburdening Italy with the
threat of national dissolution...Today, Italians risk the
balcanization oftheir country ramped up by a coterie of
green-hooded thugs and political misanthropes...Worstof all, the
undemocratic prime minister has effectuated a small indefinite tour
de force to stem
the frighteningly declining Italian birthrateperhaps Italy's
most pressing dilemma...Andwhenever, wherever he materializes in
public, he is rebuked by infuriated citizens disgustedwith his
dispiriting performance. The DisUnited States' Secretary of State,
Hillary Clinton,obviously overworked and with some screw loose
somewhere, only recently declared: SilvioBerlusconi is America's
best friend. With friends like this, who needs enemies. How long
will itbe before Hillary is put in a loony bin?
The Italian prime minister is not wellboth physically and
mentally. He is a balding,overweight, 75-year-old keepsake...His
face is stressed with the verbal assaults and time-consuming
lawsuits foisted upon his persona...He has undergone surgery for
prostratecancer...His thorax is implanted with a pacemaker...His
visage twitches from the frozen,meaningless smile he has to
maintain when appearing in public...He must have his way, and
when he does not, he boils with ire...As most paranoid
personalities, the prime minister, too, isa control freak...He
carries a sponge in his pocket soaked with a purifying lotion which
he usesto cleanse his hand after handshakes...He sends shampoo, in
a gift box, to individuals he thinksshould wash their
hair...Instead of surrounding himself with his grandchildren to set
an examplefor the many childless Italian couples, he has encircled
himself with young women many ofwhom have testified before Italian
prosecutors admitting that they were prostitutes...Hisuncanny
social behaviour evidences an abnormality of the sexual perception
he possesses ofhimself...He is unhappy...The poor soul just does
not know that he is unfit for the office heholds, and, worse, he
cannot fathom that that post is killing him!...As any duce, any
Craxi, hismegalomania does not allow him to discern appreciatively
well, and he is fraught withfrustration for not being esteemed by
his fellow countrymen.
Many Italian hangers-on are self-complacent with their prime
minister...When he embarrasses
Italy with one of his diplomatic blunders, they laugh...When he
insults high ranking politicalfigures living abroad, they
applaud...When he is accused of criminal activity, they
gawk...Theprime minister can do no wrong...When the Central
Stupidity Agency instructs him to spy onPutin and Medvedev, he
stands at attention...When the Central Stupidity Agency instructs
him
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to do business with Colonel Muammar al-Qaddfi, he stands at
attention...When the CentralStupidity Agency changes its mind and
tells him to supply military bases and fighter jets tooppose the
Colonel, he stands at attention. This woebegone, baffled buffoon
has caused moreeconomic damage to his country than the Allies did
during World War II.
Italian historian, Aldo Cazzullo, records for us that the
Italian prime minister has reinforced theworld's belief that
Italians are liars, unreliable businesspeople, that they lead their
family lives
amorally, and are debauched. Transparency International has
classified Italy as the mostcorrupt nation in Western Europe. When
will Italy exculpate itself from this assembly line(Craxi,
Berlusconi, Bossi, et alia) of modern-day featherbrained
fascists?
Berlusconi, Hammamet! Berlusconi, Hammamet!! Berlusconi,
Hammamet!!!
Authored by Anthony St. John 17 March MMXI Calenzano, Italy150th
Anniversary of the Proclamation of Italian Unity
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