Why Join Ik Part I

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IK Clan KKK

Why you should join the Ku Klux Klan?

You get a free white uniform with a mask that looks like a dunce cap, You also get free

money towards college or anything you might want. We'll even give you a free copyof World of Warcraft we bought with our own money. Please just join us and rid the

world of stoopid ape niggers and pussy Cathaholics.

In fact, We'll also give you a free sports watch and digital camera complete with

pamphlets about us and a *free* copy of America's Klan. The first game ever producedby an organization. In this game you get to kill immigrants, kill gays and burn crosses in

the name of God so what do you say, Join our Klan Hmmmmm...???


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Annnddd!!!!! Weeellccommmeee To The Call Of Campers 4th Edition Summer Bash!

Bithes!!

And here now we represent you with the Meow Meow contesters!

- present day IK CHOOTER INSIDE THEIR BEFORE THE CSB MATCH AT 9PM WHILE KING COCKAROLL insists in Motivating chooter AND SUPER SUSHISleeping cause chooter resists to play

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IK||CHOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRRRR!!!! THE DRONE ATTACK - AKA

CHOOTER LOOTER - MEGA !!Representative Fought In Afgani Talibani War

With Ahmed Al ZuwaiherI Casualties of his men 1000+ all hit by THE NEW


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earth-penetrating weapons of mass destruction SENT BY

TWT - PIRATE

IK||COCKaRoLl The iNOOBLORD - The KING OF Noobs !! Nooblord You Can

Find Many In Somalian Militia Occupied Areas Like The South Stationed In The

Pirate negotiating in an CSB Page

Packing their bags and leaving CSB

Market All Getting Hit By Indian Navy Destroyers With

That Huge 120 MM Gun Used To Destroy Heavy Armor Vessels But Being Wasted

On Little Mickey Mouse Boats

To survive in Hayes, you must be able to say "hello", "goodbye" and be able to starta fight all by yourself. To help you survive, my friend and I have compiled an English

Somalian phrase book even with some Basic Somalian phrases as a bonus p, see in


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WHSmiths for details To be completely Somalian, don't buy it, steal it. Here are a fewphrases that can get you about, and how they are pronounced:

"Hello" - Sup blad - Sup blad

"Good-bye" - Sfe, l8rz mnzzz - Safe, lay-terz manz

"Are you threatening me, my kind gentleman?" - YOU'Z GOT BEEEEEF - Youz gortbeef

"I dislike you" - I'z gawn knife you - I'z gorn knife yoo

IK||$@T!$H GR - sUPER sATish - AKA Sushi Gand Raper - Well Known In The

Underground World As We Know Sea! And Ocean The Rapist Next To Spongbob's

Pinapple House Has Fought Battles With Whales AKA

IK-WALE was captured By Him And Brainwashed By Puting Sushi Brain Inside

VALE ..


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IK||Panda - a chocolate human being that was born from an output of Mrs's Panda

Butthole As you can see here

Mr & Mrs Panda Having Sexual Intercourse Back In 95


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and than a chocolate boy was born .. white+black = nesquik

Wadaap Niggaz :'D BACK THERE you can see ICE MAN and MOGI

IK||bLAYBlade! The Master Of METAL FUSION

aka Ray Kon - Someone who thinks he's a cat. He certainly pulls off the "pussy"

part.

as you can see blade and friends he also has a weapon

which looks like this .. our operating team has recently discovered that one of IK

members uses an extrodenary weapon that is unknown but has been

studied very interesting

hired by chooter looter by uniting with his INSECURE KOCKS friends :D

IK||ACE - hired by chooter we discovered recently while reading MR ACE FILE

That he has been called in duty the 4th time


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as you can see ACE doing his job before the 4th duty


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IK||Sahil HER MAjestY - Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass plays an importantrole in the War against piracy. She personally monitors every internet TCP stream

and UDP datagram using tcpdump's hex dump mode even in cod4. She relays

to peer any suspected criminal activity. This is frequently refered to as Queen in the

middle attack.

sahil and chooter at the first day of ik recruitment

IK||MAstro - AKA MASTER OF NOOBS PROS CAN

MULTI KILL , NOW YOU CAN TOO!


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This N00b is created, generally, after many years of playing a game. They become so

bad at the game that they decide to make life unbearable for others.

Most N0obs have many war cries. The speech and translations are as followed.

-pWn U Kun N0Ob Fr4K r s3, K b. l U.

y pHr33 st00f pL0xors-Free stuff please

y Can you show me where ---insert place name here--- is?-No translation needed

y 01y y00 wif the sh1n3y 4rm0ur! ill buy it 2gp cuz 1 g0t n0 munnyzz-Hey, guy with the shiney armour, I'll buy it for 2 gp, because I am broke and got

that money from a cow.

known also for selling pornography movies for children

IK||Chogi - aka choji the egg from naruto


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instantly becoming fat after eating more eggs and smell like rotten shit COIN

OUT OF A CHICKEN .. than resulted

choji after getting less trained and all lazy .. after chooter bough choji into real

life he started dancing around like a chutiya gandu

IK||ICEMAN - AKA


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was found drinking from ik sushis best friend house spongbob square arse

enjoying the juice

IK||fIreBolt - a broom stick of harry potters that he can smell the bum hole of hairypothead in Harry Potter and the 300 gay guys. By this time

pothead had become the cockiest mother fucker on the planet. He was immune to

being beaten up when he went out in public SPOTTED

after putting his hand in chooters pants

well well what we have next ... ohh!!! ohh

IK||Yol@ - !!! AKA YOGI BEAR! was a master thief known for smuggling

priceless valuables in & out of parks in stolen pic-a-nicbaskets and evidently is

"smarter than the average mammalian carnivore Yogi lived in Jellystone National

Park for most of his life along with other migrating animals like Bill Cosby. He was

roommates with chooter for the most part. One day he snapped and killed a visitor.

He took the visitor's clothes, put them on and started his life of crime. His first theft

was from a costume shop where he stole a bow tie for his buddy chooter. They


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started out with just local crimes, like stealing an old lady's cane (while she was

using it), and chasing a poor local kid, IK BUBAI. The duo became bored with these

small time crimes and the two soon left Jellystone, and moved to mumbai

YOLA AND BUBAI SPOTTED IN CREEK MAP

Yogi got raped by a big man named Buba the clown and his small penis which was

like this 8=D Yogi decided that life wasn't worth living without chooter and

attempted suicide twice while in prison. His first attempt involved beating himself

with a cafeteria tray. The second was far more severe.

IK||$y|?$ - the hell i know what the fuck is that! but i noticed much he looks a like

his mother was a whore Under no circumstances should you accept sexual advances

from extra-terrestrials.


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Genuinely one of the most interesting studies of racial

tension, interracial sexual infatuation and homoeroticism in cinematic history. In

essence it's a normal action adventure movie but if you study the underlying motifs

more closely you can see the storytellers desire to examine the male form and it's

erotic connotations.

IK||0 Kool - AKA kOOPKebab

Kool was a very innocent brave pidgeon still is he was captured by bob aka

chooter

but chooter didn't want kebab he wanted to recruite a spy reporting back to him or

else he'd shoot him down with an RPG in hard core mod poor kebab is surrounded

by meow meows

kebabs has a long list of uses ranging from artillery to zither picks. It is our

sincerest hope that this section be expanded to enfold the entire universe in a meaty

embrace of facts and utter swill regarding this king of foods. The act of indulging in

a kebab, is referred to as Kebabbery.


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IK||Bubai - aka buba yogi's soulmate

known as a mini thief who helps ik yola steal pic-nic food and shit all around

the real life buba

after eating all the food from the raid of pic-nic

IK||Rohit - aka ROCKET

known as a gay rocket pilot who was born in 1910


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his mother came from a planet called planet apes she escaped from the captive cage

of human beings than came flying to earth .. as you will see on the new upcoming

planet apes invasion movie how they followed her here because she was so stunning

and only stripper on that planet

1860 rockets mother arrival

IK||Mogi aka herpes mosquito

Mogi mogi mogi.

~ Sim reporter on random incoherent shit from sims 3


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MOGI spotted sucking blood out of chooters chooter but got caught in the

spotlight.

IK||Hitman aka agent 69 ;)

I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers" (this is said once in a cutscene before he

hits the knee)

"Names are for friends, so I don't need one.. Waaaaaaaaaah Wanna be my friend!?

PLEASE? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

"Out of Burritos? Out of burritos?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"He had a hole in his face when i got there!"

"SNAKE!! ANSWER

ME!!!SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I have no friends."

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

"Better look sharp, the locals seem edgy.. Meh, I'll just pull out over 20 different

assault weapons from my pockets and then not be able to put them back."

his comin his comin for ya !!


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