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The most ancient of the New Testa ment manuscripts is the one known as the “Codex Sinaltlcus," published at the expense of Alexander II. of Rus sia since the Crimean war. This codex covers nearly the whole of the Old and New Testaments and was discov ered In the Convent of St. Catherine on Mount Sinai by the celebrated Tischendorf. It is generally ascribed to the fourth century.—New York American. Xollilnu There HIRIIuovr, Drummer—Is there a stationery store at Crow Bend? Stage Driver—I couldn't say. pard, that you'd find anything stationary at Crow Bend, because they have a twist er in them parts 'most every day what starts things movin’, but she's lively, and I’m shore you'd like the place.— Judge. Tli*» (iay Life. "Gee!” said the observing small boy, “when I grow up I’m going after a po litical job.” "What for?” asked the man. "So’s I can go to the ball games every afternoon,” ho replied.—Detroit Free Press. Hud a Fair Time. Unde—I hope you’ve been a gooa boy, Tommy. Tommy—Well, no—I haven’t. Uncle—Dear, dear! I hope you haven’t been very bad. Tommy—N’no! Just comfortable!” —London Opinion. From Force of Habit. “Mabel! I’m surprised at you, put ting out your tongue at people.” ‘‘It was nil right, mother; it was the doctor going past.”—Harper’s Bazaar. No Salad for Him. Irishmen are by no means the sole perpetrators of bulls, but they gener ally make the best ones—or at least the best ones are attributed to them. Of this sort is one found by a writer in the Boston Record. “Pat, do you like lettuce?” “No, sor, Oi don’t; and what's more, Oi'm glad Oi don't; for av Ol did, Oi'd ate it—and Oi hate the stuff!” V n p re J iidleed. Mike McGinnis was being examined for jury duty in a murder trial. “Mr. McGinnis," asked the judge, “have you formed or expressed an opinion as to the guilt or innocence of the prisoner at the bar?” “No, sir," replied Mike. “Have you any conscientious scru ples against capital punishment?” “Not in this case, your honor,” Mike replied.—Success Magazine. Not Spccilic F.iKMigh. Witness—At the time of the accident my maid was in my boudoir arranging my hair. Lawyer—Yes; and where were you? Witness—Sir!—Boston Transcript. Could Suit Hcr»clf. Heiress—Tell me truly, Arthur, is it your love or your reason prompts you to marry me?* Arthur—Just as you like, dearest.— Meggendorfer Blaetter. COUGHING BURST BLOOD VESSEL Says Danger Avoided and Cures Coughs in 5 Hours. A writer for the medical press states that couyhing is responsible for the bursting of blood ves.se s quite frequently. A cough or cold means inflammation (fever) and cons:* stion, and these in turn indicate that the body is full of poisons and waste matter. Simple relief, as found in patent cough medicines.and whiskey, of ten result in more harm than good: as they cause more congestion. A ionic-laxative cough syrup will work marvels and h< re follows a prescription which is becoming famous for its prompt relief and thorough cures. It rids ;he system of the cause, except it be con sumption. Don’t wai' for consumption to grasp its victim, but begin this treatm ent which cures some in five hours. Mix in a bottle, one-half ounce fluid \vi d cherry bark, one ounce compound essence cardio1and threeounces syrup white pine compound. Take twenty drops every ha’f hour for four hours. Then one-half to one tenspoonful three or four times a day. Give children less ac cording to age. Horrible. “That was an awful disaster. There was only one survivor—isn't that ter rible?” "Fearful. What a bore he'll be!”— Cle.eiaud Leader. I lie Bxceptloni. Seaver—I have to tell that boy of mine where everything is. Weaver—Have to tell him where the base ball grounds are located, where the circus is showing, or where the best swimming holes are?—Judge. Natural lie» alt* Medical Professor—What is the re sult, young gentlemen, when a pa tient’s temperature goes down as far as it can? Student — Why—er—he—gets cold feet.—Cleveland T eader. I’roxing a n Alibi, “Why do you always go out on the balcony when I begin to sing, John? Can't you bear to listen to me?” ”It isn’t that, but I don’t want the neighbors to think I'm a wife-beater.” —Kansas City Journal. Her Sincere Friend», Nan—Has Lil told you yet when *h, and Jack are to be married? Fan—Not yet, but I know. They'll be married Just as soon as she can get Jack to propose. The’Nova Scotia government has ap pointed a commission to examine into and report on the feasibility of old-age pen sions for workmen. BAND INSTRUMENT LESSONS Lmrn to play pome musical instrument. Musicians make money and make it easy. Wa teach Cor et. Clarinet. Saxophone. Fluta. Piccolo, Slide Trombone. Valve Trombone, Alto or Meloj hone. Tuba and Baritone, direct from Conservatory to pupil at home. Easy to learn. Courses simple, thorough and complete. Endorsed by United States Government and famous musicians. Results guaranteed. Write us now for free sam ple lessons for instrument you desire to learn. Pric»» and term» reasonable. INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OE MUSIC MASONIC TfMPlE, PORTLAND, OREGON. The New Orleans police, who have >een enforcing a new “move-on" ordi nance. No. 5440, are not so familiar with historical allusions as they ¿night be. When Ml. Hough's "Fifty-four Forty or Fight' was displayed in the book store windows, they were indig nant at being, us they thought, made fun of. Even before his death George Mere diths autograph had became a thing of some value, a single letter selling for $25 in the auction room. As for portraits of the novelist, Watts and Sargent (minted him and William Strang made for King Edward an etching of him for the King's private collection. Irving Bacheller's new novel will be called "The Master." It recounts tlie story of a young man in quest of a fortune which awaits him in the hand.' of a missing uncle. The «-—’es of tne story move from the semi-Bohemian life of New York to the decks of an old schooner and a camp in the wil derness. Mrs. Mackay (Helen Mackay), the author of "Houses of Glass," is in It aly ut work on a long novel. "Half Loaves” is the tentative title; the au thor says it is about Americans, and a little queer. Her book of Parb'tn stories was hailed as worthy of De Maupassant, and achieved an un x- pected success. The publishers of Tolstoy’s works, according to a recent dispatch f''om St. Petersburg, have received an inti mation from Tokyo that the Japanese government has prohibited the impor tauon, sale and circulation in Japan of Tolstoy's writings. Copies uinre have been ordered destroyed on the ground that their teachings amount to a corruption of youth. Byron while making a journey round the Lake of Geneva was driven by bad weather to seek refuge at Ouehy at the Hotel de l’Ancre. Then and there he wrote "The Prisoner of Chlllon" while the vision of the castle was still in mind. The hotel survives, though it is now called the Hotel d’- Angleterre, and on its walls has just been placed a tablet In memory of the poet. tin’s novels has been brought out in "The St. Martin’s Illustrated Library of Standard Authors.” During the last ten years the vogue for the gen tle lady has grown into a cult and new editions of her works are brought out with astonishing rapidity. Her stories, which were once the rec ommended reading for the "young per son" feminine, are now on the requir ed list at Harvard for the young per son masculine who wishes to take up the study of English literature. Between Englishmen, who for good reasons and bad hate Russia, and the deputation from the third douma, lit erature is serving as a mediator. The London Nation says: “We have been telling the Russians how much we have learned from their literature, which is to our generation what French letters were to the eighteenth and German thinking to the —-ly nineteenth century, the chief among the humanizing influences in Europe, they have replied by affirming their debt to Mill and Spencer and Dae-’tn. But it is not of literature or human sympathies that our official class is thinking.” IMPERILS LIFE IN POSE. .Sculptor Wan Extricated with Difll- cutty from (¿uickiand. One of the most remarkable works exhibited this year in the salon of French artists is that of M. Paul Ca- pellani, a young sculptor whose work savors of realism because of his insist ence that the model from which he pat terned his subject should undergo some of the agonies which he wished to depict. "Sucked In" is the name under which this piece of sculpture is designated in the catalogue, and but one glance at tjie work is neci -ary to portray its meaning, says L'Illustra tion. Close to the sea, submerged in quick sand up his armpits, with his body slowly sinking in the treacherous mass, is a man. The upturned lace expresses the sufferings of mind and body which he is undergoing; the strained eyes are filled with the mad ness of despair; the mouth, wide open, Seems gasping for a few last breaths, and the outstretched arms are contending in hopeless struggle with tne sand which is sucking him down. There is a startling realism about this piece of sculpture which Is not less startling when one learns that the Ingenious sculptor himself posed for it in a real quicksand before the lens of a moving picture machine The un dertaking was filled with more danger than either the sculptor or photogra pher realized, and aid had to be called from terra flrma beyond before either could be extricated from the quick sand where they had risked them selves in the interests of art. The ex periment was a successful one. how ever, and the sculptor stands as a striking piece of art taken from real 'ife. The f htirrhat<>lnit Hnlilf. Many years ago old Mrs. Pardons, "Lady Parsons,” she was often called, lived in a big brown farmhouse near Springfield. Mass. A writer In Our Dumb Animals tells of I^tdy Parsons’ trusty .horse, in summer pasiurea near I the house, and of his Sunday hshi;- j On Sunday mornings the hired i ..... . was accustomed to harness the hoi-, at the ringing of the first bell. an.I attaching him to the chaise, tie him to tlie post by the front gate, to await the pleasure of his mistress. At the first stroke of the second j bell Lady Parsons always came out of her front door, untied the horse, and entering her chaise, drove to the white meeting house on the hill, where the horse was safely sheltered during the service in one of the stalls of the long row of horse sheds. On one Sunday, for some reason Lady Parsons was unable to go to church, and therefore the horse was not harnessed as usual. Hearing the first bell, the horse gave signs of un easiness, trotting up to the bars and whinnying, as if to call his friend, the hired man, to his usual Sunday morning duty. This restlessness con tlnued until the second bell sounded, and then, in evident desperation, the horse leaped the fence, and falling I in with the long procession of church going vehicles, trotted up the hill to the meeting house, went to his accus tomed place in the horse sheds. niained during the service, backed out as usual when the other horses backed out. and trotted home, no doubt with a clear conscience for having done the best he could. The Pullman Car Company, having determined to keep its berths free from vermin, armed certain of its em ployes with an insecticide composed of turpentine, wood alcohol and corrosive sublimate, and sene them forth to slay the unwary bedbugs that might be in waiting to disturb the dreams of the weary traveler. The evidence showed that while defendant in error in Pull man Co. v. Caviness, 116 Southwest ern Reporter, 410, was thus engaged, he heard something "pop,” and sud denly the flames from the liquid shot up to the top of the car and severely burned him. The car company had been using the same preparation for several years, and no similar accident had ever been known. The Texas Court of Civil Appeals reversed a judgment for plaintiff in the trial court, and held that under the circum stances there was nothing to indicate any negligence on the part of the com pany in failing to notify plaintiff of the danger. An interesting history of the Na tional American game is given by the Supreme Court of Kansas in State v. Prather, 100 Pacific Reporter, 57. A statute of Kansas provides punishment for "horse racing, cockfighting, or play ing at cards or game of any kind on the first day of the week, commonly called Sunday.” Prather was charged with playing baseball on Sunday, and convicted of an offense under this statute. He contended that the word "game” as used in the statute should be construed only to include sports of a similar character to those specifical ly enumerated, and should therefore be held to exclude baseball. The Su preme Court takes the same view of the matter. It discusses the rights and history of the game from its ori gin in 1839, and following the decision of the Missouri Supreme Court in Ex parte Neet, 157 Mo. 527, 57 S. W. 1025, 80 Am. St. Rep. 638, says that It is a game of a character entirely distinct from those specifically enumerated in ! the statute, and, being or.e which is urged upon the youth of the land as ! tending (o .increase health and phys ical development, the ban of the law should not be placed upon it unless it be shown that the Legislature special ly so intended; and as the statute is penal in nature, requiring a strict con I struction, it is held not to prevent Sunday baseball. Tile llnlj- oil«- IVhi, Knew. In the face of testimony by an eye i witness, circumstantial evidence must break down. The confidence of the accused man whose plea is recorded by a writer in the Chicago Post no doubt seemed to him—amply justi fied. "Elijah,” said the judge to the de- I fendant, "you have had a fair trial. The prosecuting attorney has shown by circumstantial evidence that can not be gainsaid that you were In Mr. Brown’s chicken coop on the night that his hens disappeared, and your own attorney. In his speech, has prac- | tlcally admitted that the theory of j the prosecution is true. Have you anything to say before the court pro nounces Its decision?" "Jedge,” said Elijah, rising politely, “all I ’g g o t to say Is dls. I d o n ’t know much about de law, but I does know heahsay evumdence isn’t good, an’ all dese lawyehs says Is heahsay I oughter know, foh I uz de only man in dat chicken coop flat night, an’ I’.v j denied It raight erlong.” VH lu n lile AT i . im I. ,,f l* H |,M H . Sventy nine new woods, all val uahie, have Just been discovered In Papua (British New Guinea j by a Queensland government expert Woods for cabinet-making and orna ment, for boats, piles, railway car rlages. girders and many other uses are among those found. The best He along the banks of the enormous Pa puan rivers. The government at Pori Moresby has decided to make a small charge for rent Instead of leasing fre. as In the case of agricultural lands China lias the lowest tax rale. 'I'lio Kind You II um * Always ISnuglit lias borilo tin* signa ture of (.’lias, II. Flotolior, anil lias been inailo under bis personal supervision for over ttO years. Mlovv no oui» to iloeoive you in Ibis. Counterfeits, Imitat ions ami “ .liist-as-gooil ” are but I'xperiiiients, anil endanger 1ht» health of Children—K.vperione© against experiment. What is CASTORI A Cantoria is a harmless substituto for Castor Oil, l’aro- gorie. Drops nml Soothing Syrups. It is IMeasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It eures Diarrluea and Wind Colie. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation alni Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tbo Stomach anil iiowels, giving healthy and milural sleep. The Children's 1’anaeea—The Mother's Friend, The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 3 0 Years. THE CENTAUR tJMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET, NEW YORK CITY The Safe Sitie. "May I ask you a question?” “Sure, stranger.” “Why is everybody in this section mixed up in a feud?” “Well, nobuddy keers to take chances on being an innocent bystander.”— Lou isville Courier-Journal. 'I'«»«» Cute. “Algy, isn’t there something resting on your mind?” “Aw, come now, Miss Cuttingly. You want me to say yes, so you can crush me with the remark, ‘Why, how can it find a place to rest on anything so small.’ Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth Ini? 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Page 1: When You Take Coldin the Boston Record. “Pat, do you like lettuce?” “No, sor, Oi don’t; and what's more, Oi'm glad Oi don't; for av Ol did, Oi'd ate it—and Oi hate the stuff!”

When Y ouTake ColdOne way is to pay no attention to it; at least not until it de­velops into prfeumonia, or bronchitis, or pleurisy. An­other way is to ask your doc­tor about Ayer’s Cherry Pec­toral. If he says, “ The best thing for colds,” then take it. Do as he says, anyway.

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W H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t l i e n p l e a s em e n t i o n t h i s p a p e r .

'I h e l o d e n S l n u i t l c u » .T h e m ost an c ien t of the New T e s ta ­

m en t m a n u s c r ip t s is th e one kno w n a s the “Codex S in a l t lcu s ," p u b l ished at th e exp en se of A le x an d e r II. of R u s ­sia s ince th e C r im e a n war . T h is codex covers n e a r ly th e whole of the Old and New T es ta m e n ts a n d was d iscov­ered In th e Convent of St. C a th e r in e on M ount S ina i by the ce lebra ted T ischendorf . I t is g en era l ly asc ribed to the fo u r th c e n tu ry .— New York Am erican.

X o l l i l n u T h e r e H I R I I u o v r ,D ru m m e r—Is th e re a s ta t io n e ry

s to re a t C row Bend?S tage D r iv e r—I cou ldn ' t say. pard ,

th a t you 'd find a n y th in g s t a t io n a ry a t Crow Bend, because they h ave a tw i s t ­e r in th em p a r ts 'm ost ev ery d ay w h a t s t a r t s th in g s m ovin’, b u t she 's lively, and I’m shore you 'd like the place.— Judge .

Tli*» ( i a y L i f e ."G ee!” sa id the o b se rv in g small boy,

“when I grow up I ’m go ing a f te r a p o ­litical job .”

" W h a t fo r?” ask ed the man."So’s I can go to the ball g am es

every a f te rn o o n ,” ho replied.—Detro it F ree Press .

H u d a F a i r T i m e .U n d e —I hope y o u ’ve been a gooa

boy, Tom m y.T o m m y —Well, no— I h a v e n ’t.Uncle— Dear, dear! I hope you

h a v e n ’t been very bad.T o m m y — N ’no! J u s t co m fo r tab le !”

—L ondon Opinion.

F r o m F o r c e o f H a b i t .“ M a b e l ! I ’m su rp r i s e d a t you, p u t ­

t ing ou t y o u r tongue a t people.”‘‘I t w a s nil r ight, m o th e r ; i t w as the

doctor going p as t .”— H a r p e r ’s B azaar .

N o S a l a d f o r H i m .I r i sh m e n a re by no m ea n s the sole

p e r p e t r a to r s of bulls , b u t th ey g e n e r ­a lly m ak e the best ones— or a t leas t the best ones a re a t t r i b u t e d to them . Of th is so r t is one found by a w r i t e r in the Boston Record.

“ Pa t , do you l ike le t tu ce ? ”“ No, sor, Oi don’t; a n d w h a t 's more,

Oi'm g lad Oi don 't ; fo r a v Ol did, Oi 'd a te i t— an d Oi h a te t h e s tu f f !”

V n p r e J i i d l e e d .Mike M cG innis was be ing exam in ed

fo r j u r y d u ty in a m u r d e r t r ia l .“ Mr. M cGinnis," a sk e d the judge,

“h ave you fo rm ed o r expressed an op in ion as to th e g u i l t o r innocence of the p r i so n e r a t th e b a r? ”

“ No, s ir ," rep lied Mike.“ H av e you a n y c o n sc ien tio u s sc ru ­

ples a g a in s t c ap i ta l p u n i s h m e n t? ”“ Not in t h is case, y o u r honor ,” Mike

replied .— Success Magazine.

N o t S p c c i l i c F . i K M i g h .W itn e s s—A t the t im e of the acc iden t

m y m aid w a s in m y boudo ir a r ra n g in g my hair .

L a w y er—Yes; a n d w h e re w ere you?W itn e s s—S i r ! —Boston T ran sc r ip t .

C o u l d S u i t H c r » c l f .H eiress—Tell me tru ly , A r th u r , i s i t

y o u r love o r your reason p ro m p ts you to m a r r y m e?*

A r th u r —J u s t a s you like, d ea re s t .—M eggendorfe r Blae t te r .

COUGHING BURSTB L O O D V E S S E L

S a y s D a n g e r A v o id e d a n d C u r e s C o u g h s in 5 H o u r s .

A w r i te r fo r th e m ed ical p re s s s ta te s th a t c o u y h in g is re sp o n s ib le fo r th e b u r s t in g o f blood ves.se s q u ite f r e q u e n t ly . A co u g h o r cold m eans in flam m ation (fev e r) and cons:* stio n , an d th e se in tu rn in d ic a te t h a t th e body is fu ll o f poisons and w a s te m a tte r . S im p le re lief, a s fo u n d in p a te n t cough m ed ic in es .an d w h iskey , o f te n re s u l t in m ore h a rm th a n good: a s th e y ca u se m ore co n g estio n . A io n ic - la x a tiv e cough sy ru p w ill w ork m arvels and h< re fo llow s a p re s c r ip tio n w h ich is becom ing fam o u s fo r i t s p ro m p t re lie f a n d th o ro u g h cu res . I t r id s ;h e sy stem o f th e cau se , e x c e p t i t be con­su m p tio n . D o n ’t w a i' fo r co n su m p tio n to g ra s p i ts v ic tim , b u t beg in th is t r e a tm e n t w h ich cu res som e in five h o u rs . Mix in a b o ttle , o n e -h a lf oun ce fluid \vi d c h e rry b a rk , o n e o u n ce com pound essence ca rd io 1 an d th re e o u n c e s sy ru p w h ite p in e com pound. T a k e tw e n ty d ro p s ev e ry h a ’f h o u r fo r fo u r ho u rs . T h e n o n e -h a lf to one te n spoon fu l th re e o r fo u r tim es a d ay . G ive ch ild re n less a c ­co rd in g to age .

H o r r i b l e .“T h a t w a s a n aw fu l d isa s te r . T h ere

w a s only one su rv iv o r— isn ' t t h a t t e r ­r ib le?”

"F e a r fu l . W h a t a bore he 'l l b e !”— C le .e ia u d L eader .

I l i e B x c e p t l o n i .S eaver— I have to tell t h a t boy of

mine w here ev ery th in g is.W e a v e r—H a v e to tell h im w h ere the

b ase ball g ro u n d s a re located, w here the c ircus is show ing, o r w h e re the bes t sw im m in g holes a r e ? —Judge .

N a t u r a l lie» alt*Medical P ro fe sso r—W h a t is the r e ­

sult , young gen tlem en , when a p a ­t ie n t ’s t e m p e ra tu r e goes down as far a s it can?

S tu d e n t — W h y —e r —he— gets coldfeet.—Cleveland T eader.

I ’ r o x i n g a n A l i b i ,“W h y do you a lw a y s go ou t on the

ba lcony when I begin to sing, Jo h n ? C a n ' t you b e a r to l is ten to m e ? ”

”It isn ’t th a t , b u t I d o n ’t w a n t the ne ighbors to th in k I 'm a w ife -b e a te r .” —K a n sa s C ity Journa l .

H e r S i n c e r e F r i e n d » ,N a n —H a s Lil told you yet when *h,

a n d Ja c k a re to be m a r r i e d ?F a n —Not yet, b u t I know. They'l l

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T he New O r lean s police, who have >een e n fo rc in g a new “m ove-on" o rd i ­nance. No. 5440, a re n o t so f a m i l ia r w i th h is to r ic a l a l lu s io n s a s th ey ¿night be. W hen M l. H ough 's "F if ty - fo u r F o r ty o r F i g h t ' was d isp lay ed in the book s to re windows, they w ere indig­n a n t a t being, us they th o u g h t , made fun of.

Even before h is d e a th G eorge Mere­d i t h s a u to g r a p h had became a th ing of some va lue , a s ing le l e t t e r se lling fo r $25 in th e a u c t io n room. As for p o r t r a i t s of t h e novelis t , W a t t s and S a rg e n t (m inted h im a n d W ill iam S t r a n g m ad e fo r K in g E d w a rd an e tch in g of h im for th e K in g 's p r iv a te collection.

I rv in g B a ch e l le r 's new novel will be cal led "The M aster ." I t r e co u n ts tlie s to ry of a y o u n g m an in ques t of a fo r tu n e w h ich a w a i t s h im in th e hand.' of a m iss in g uncle. T h e « -—’es of tne s to ry m ove f ro m th e sem i-B ohem ian life of New Y ork to th e decks of an old schooner a n d a c am p in th e wil­derness.

Mrs. M ackay (H e len M a c k ay ) , the a u th o r of "Houses of G lass ," is in I t ­a ly ut w o rk on a long novel. "H a lf Loaves” is th e t e n ta t iv e t it le ; th e a u ­th o r says i t is ab o u t A m er ican s , and a l i t t le queer . H e r book of P a r b ' t n s to r ie s w as h a i le d as w o r th y of De M au p a ssa n t , a n d ach iev ed an un x- pected success.

T he p u b l i s h e r s of T o ls to y ’s works, a cco rd in g to a rece n t d isp a tc h f' 'om St. P e te r s b u rg , h ave rece ived an in t i ­m a t io n f rom T okyo t h a t th e J a p a n ese g o v e rn m e n t h a s p ro h ib i te d the impor t a u o n , sa le a n d c i rc u la t io n in Jap a n of T o ls toy 's w r i t in g s . Copies u i nre have been o rd e re d d es tro y ed on the g ro u n d t h a t t h e i r te a c h in g s am o u n t to a c o r ru p t io n of youth .

B yron w h ile m a k in g a jo u rney ro u n d th e L a k e of G eneva w a s d r iven by bad w e a th e r to seek re fu g e at O uehy a t th e Hote l de l ’A ncre . Then a n d th e re he w ro te "The P r i s o n e r of C h l l lon" w h i le the vis ion of th e cas tle w as s t i l l in m ind . T h e hotel survives, th o u g h it is now cal led th e Hote l d ’- A n g le te r re , a n d on i ts w a l ls h a s ju s t been p laced a t ab le t In m em o ry of the poet.t i n ’s novels h a s been b r o u g h t ou t in " T h e St. M a r t in ’s I l lu s t r a t e d L ib ra ry of S t a n d a r d A u th o r s .” D u r in g the la s t ten y e a r s th e vogue fo r the g en ­t le lady h a s g ro w n in to a cult a n d new e d i t io n s of h e r w orks a re b ro u g h t o u t w i th a s to n is h in g rap id i ty . H e r s to r ies , w h ich w ere once the rec­o m m en d ed r e a d in g for th e "young per so n " fem in ine , a r e now on th e r e q u i r ­ed l is t a t H a r v a r d for the y oung pe r­son m ascu l in e w ho w ishes to t ak e up th e s tu d y of E n g l i s h l i te ra tu re .

B e tw een E n g l i sh m e n , who for good re a so n s a n d bad h a te Russ ia , a n d the d e p u ta t io n f rom th e th i rd doum a, l i t ­e r a t u r e is s e r v in g as a m ed ia to r . T h e L o n d o n N a t io n say s : “ We have been te l l in g th e R u s s ia n s how m uch we h a v e lea rn ed f ro m th e i r l i t e ra tu re , w h ich is to o u r g enera t ion w hat F re n c h l e t t e r s w e re to the e ig h teen th a n d G e rm an t h in k i n g to the —-ly n in e te e n th c e n tu ry , th e chief am o n g th e h u m a n iz in g influences in E urope , th e y h a v e re p l i e d by affirming th e i r d e b t to Mill a n d S p en cer and D ae-’tn. B u t i t is n o t of l i t e r a tu r e o r h u m an sy m p a th ie s t h a t o u r official c lass is t h in k in g .”

I M P E R I L S L I F E I N POSE.

. S c u l p t o r W a n E x t r i c a t e d w i t h D i f l l - c u t t y f r o m ( ¿ u i c k i a n d .

One of th e m o s t re m a rk a b le w orks e x h ib i ted th is y e a r in t h e sa lon of F r e n c h a r t i s t s is t h a t of M. Paul Ca- pe l lan i , a y o u n g sc u lp to r whose w ork sa v o r s of r e a l i s m because of his i n s i s t ­ence t h a t th e m odel f ro m which he pa t­

t e r n e d h is su b je c t sh o u ld undergo som e of the a g o n ie s w h ich he wished to depict. " S u c k e d In " is the nam e u n d e r w hich th is piece of scu lp tu re is d e s ig n a te d in th e cata logue , and bu t one g lance a t t j ie w o rk is neci -a ry to p o r t r a y i ts m ea n in g , sa y s L ' I l lu s t r a ­tion.

Close to th e sea, subm erged in q u ick sa n d up h is a rm p i t s , w ith his body slowly s i n k i n g in the t reach e ro u s m ass , is a m an . T he u p tu rn e d lace ex p re sse s th e su ffe r ings of m ind a n d body w hich he is u n de rgo ing ; the s t r a in e d eyes a r e filled w ith the m ad ­n e ss of d e s p a i r ; th e m ou th , wide

open, Seems g a sp in g for a few las t b re a th s , a n d th e o u ts t re tc h ed a rm s a r e c o n te n d in g in hopeless s t rugg le w i th tne s a n d w h ich is suck ing h im down.

T h e re is a s t a r t l i n g rea l ism abou t t h i s piece of s c u lp tu re which Is not less s t a r t l i n g w h e n one l e a rn s th a t the Ingen ious s c u lp to r h im se l f posed for i t in a real q u i c k s a n d before the lens of a m o v in g p ic tu re m ach in e The u n ­d e r t a k in g was filled w ith m ore d anger t h a n e i t h e r th e sc u lp to r o r pho to g ra ­p h e r realized , a n d a id had to be called f rom t e r r a f l rm a beyond before e i th e r cou ld be e x t r i c a te d f rom th e qu ick ­s a n d w h e re th e y h ad r isked th e m ­se lves in the in te r e s t s of a r t . The ex ­p e r im e n t was a successfu l one. how­ever, a n d th e s c u lp to r s ta n d s as a s t r i k in g piece of a r t tak e n from real ' i fe .

T h e f htirrhat<>lnit Hnlilf .M any y e a r s a g o old Mrs. Pardons,

" L ad y P a rso n s ,” sh e was often called, l ived in a b ig b ro w n fa rm h o u se near Springfield . Mass. A w r i t e r In Our D u m b A n im a ls te l ls of I^tdy P a r so n s ’

t r u s ty .horse, in su m m e r p a s i u r e a near I th e house, a n d of h is S u n d a y h s h i ; - j

On Su n d ay m o rn in g s the h ired i..... .w as accustom ed to h a rn e s s the h o i - , a t the r in g in g of the first bell. an.I a t t a c h in g h im to the cha ise , t ie him to tlie post by the f ro n t ga te , to a w a i t the p lea su re of h is m is tre ss .

At the first s t ro k e of the second j bell Lady P a r so n s a lw ay s cam e out

of h e r f ron t door, u n t ied th e horse, an d e n te r in g h e r chaise , d ro v e to the wh i te m ee t in g house on the hill, w here the horse w a s sa fe ly she l te red d u r in g the se rv ice in one of the s ta l ls of the long row of horse sheds.

On one S u n d ay , for som e reason L ady P a rso n s was u n ab le to go to church , a n d th e re fo re th e ho rse was not h a rn essed a s usual. H e a r in g the first bell, the ho rse gave s ig n s of un eas iness , t r o t t i n g up to th e b a rs and w hinny ing , a s if to call h is f r iend, the h ired m an , to his u su a l S u n d ay m o rn in g du ty . T h is r e s t le s sn es s con t ln u ed u n t i l th e second bell sounded, an d then, in ev iden t d e sp e ra t io n , the horse leaped the fence, a n d fa l l in g I in w ith th e long process ion of c h u r c h ­go ing vehic les, t ro t te d u p th e hill to the m ee t in g house, went to h is accus tomed place in the horse sheds. • n ia ined d u r in g th e service , backed out as usua l when the o th e r h o r se s backed out. an d t ro t te d home, no d o u b t w i th a c lea r consc ience for h a v in g done the best he could.

T he P u l lm a n C a r C om pany , h av in g d e te rm in e d to keep its b e r th s free f rom ve rm in , a rm e d c e r t a in of i ts em ­ployes w ith an in sect ic ide com posed of tu rp en t in e , wood alcohol a n d co rros ive sub l im a te , a n d sene th em fo r th to slay the u n w a ry bedbugs t h a t m ig h t be in w a i t in g to d i s tu rb the d r e a m s of the w e a ry trave le r . T h e ev idence show ed t h a t w hile d e fe n d a n t in e r r o r in Pu l l m an Co. v. Caviness , 116 S o u th w e s t ­e rn R epor te r , 410, was t h u s engaged, he hea rd so m e th in g "pop ,” a n d sud den ly the f lames from th e l iqu id shot up to the top of th e c a r a n d severe ly b u rned him. T h e c a r co m p a n y had been us ing the sa m e p re p a r a t io n for several years , a n d no s im i la r acc id en t had ever been known. T h e T exas C our t of Civil Appeals r e v e rse d a ju d g m e n t for p la in t if f in th e t r ia l court, and held t h a t u n d e r th e c i r c u m ­stances th e re w as n o th in g to in d ica te a n y negligence on the p a r t of th e com ­p any in fa i l in g to no t ify p la in t if f of th e danger .

An in te re s t in g h is to ry of th e N a­t iona l A m er ican g am e is g iv en by the S u p re m e C o u r t of K a n sas in S ta te v. P ra th e r , 100 Pacif ic R ep o r te r , 57. A s t a tu t e of K a n sa s p ro v id es p u n i s h m e n t for "horse racing, cockfigh ting , o r p lay ­ing a t c a rd s o r g a m e of a n y k ind on th e first day of th e week, com m only called S u n d ay .” P r a t h e r w a s c h arg ed w i th p lay ing baseball on S u n d a y , and conv ic ted of a n offense u n d e r th is s t a tu te . He c o n ten d ed t h a t the word " g a m e ” a s used in the s t a tu t e should be co n s t ru ed on ly to inc lude s p o r t s of a s im i la r c h a r a c t e r to those specif ical­ly e n u m e ra te d , a n d should th e re fo re be he ld to exclude baseball. T h e Su p re m e C o u r t tak e s the sa m e view of th e m a t te r . I t d iscusses th e r ig h ts a n d h is to ry of the gam e f rom its o r i ­gin in 1839, a n d fo l low ing th e decision of th e M issouri S u p re m e C o u r t in Ex p a r te Neet, 157 Mo. 527, 57 S. W. 1025, 80 Am. St. Rep. 638, says t h a t It is a g a m e of a c h a r a c t e r e n t i r e ly d is t in c t f rom those specif ically e n u m e r a t e d in ! the s ta tu te , and , being or.e w h ich is u rg e d upon the you th of the l an d as ! t e n d in g (o .increase hea l th a n d p h y s ­ical d eve lopm en t , th e ban of t h e law sh o u ld no t be p laced upon it u n less it be show n t h a t th e L e g i s la tu re sp ec ia l ­ly so in ten d ed ; a n d as th e s t a tu t e is p e n a l in n a tu re , r e q u i r in g a s t r i c t con I s t r u c t io n , i t is he ld n o t to p reven t S u n d a y baseball.

T i l e l l n l j - o i l« - I V h i , K n e w .In th e face of te s t im o n y by an eye i

w i tness , c i r c u m s ta n t ia l ev id en ce m u s t b re a k down. T h e confidence of the a cc u sed m a n whose plea is reco rded by a w r i t e r in th e Chicago Pos t no d o u b t seemed to h im —a m p ly j u s t i ­fied.

" E l i j a h , ” said the ju d g e to the de- I f e n d a n t , "you have had a f a i r t r ia l . T h e p ro se cu t in g a t t o r n e y h a s show n by c i r c u m s ta n t ia l ev idence t h a t c a n ­n o t be g a in sa id t h a t you w e re In Mr. B r o w n ’s ch ick en coop on th e n ig h t t h a t h is hens d isap p ea red , a n d y our ow n a t to rn ey . In h is speech, h a s prac- | t l c a l ly a d m i t te d t h a t the th eo ry of j t h e p rosecu t ion is t rue . H av e you a n y t h i n g to say before the c o u r t p ro­n o u n c es Its d ec is ion?"

"J e d g e ,” sa id E li jah , r i s in g politely , “a ll I ’g got to say Is dls. I d o n ’t k n o w m uch about de law, b u t I does know h e a h s a y ev u m d en ce i s n ’t good, a n ’ a l l dese law yehs says Is h e ah say I o u g h te r know, foh I uz de on ly man in d a t ch icken coop flat n igh t, a n ’ I ’.v j d e n ie d It r a ig h t e r lo n g .”

V H l u n l i l e A T i . i m I . , , f l* H | , M H .

S v e n ty n ine new woods, a ll val uahie, have Jus t been d iscovered In P a p u a ( B r i t i s h New Guinea j by a Q u e en s lan d g o v e rn m e n t expert W oods for c ab in e t-m ak in g a n d o rna m en t , for boats , piles, r a i lw ay car r lag es . g i rd e r s and m an y o th e r uses a r e a m o n g those found. T he best He a lo n g the b an k s of the e n o rm o u s Pa p u a n rivers . T he g o v e rn m e n t a t Pori M oresby has decided to m ake a small c h a rg e for ren t Ins tead of leas ing fre. a s In t h e case of a g r ic u l tu r a l lands

China lias the lowest tax rale.

'I'lio K ind You IIu m * A lw a y s ISnuglit lias borilo tin* s ig n a ­tu r e o f (.’lias, II. F lo to l io r , a n i l l ias b e e n in a ilo u n d e r b is p erson a l su p e rv is io n for o v e r ttO y e a r s . Mlovv n o oui» t o i loeo ive yo u in Ib is. C o u n te r fe i ts , Im ita t ions a m i “ . l i i s t -a s -g o o i l ” a r e b u t I 'xp er i i i ien ts , an il e n d a n g e r 1ht» h e a l t h o f C h i ld r en —K.vperione© a g a in s t e x p e r i m e n t .

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m ixed up in a feud?”“Well, nobuddy keers to ta k e chances

on be ing a n innocen t b y s ta n d e r .”— Lou isville C o u r ie r -Jo u rn a l .

'I'«»«» C u t e .“Algy, isn’t there som e th in g r e s t in g

on y o u r m in d ? ”“Aw, come now, Miss C uttingly . You

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Mothers w ill f in d M rs. W in slo w ’s S o o th Ini? B y ru p th e b at r e m e d y to u so ior t h e i r ciiiidre*! d u r i n g th e t e e th i n g p e r io d .

l le l lt t le« l by C o m p a r ia o n .T h e S h a h of Pe rs ia was a sk e d if a

pension of $20,000 would be s a t i s f a c ­tory.

“A nd with Mrs. H o w ard Gould g e t ­t in g $¡{6,000?” he queried , peevishly. “N ot on your t in type .”—P h ilad e lp h ia Ledger.

A good h onest rem ed y for R h eu m a t is m , N e u r a lg i a and Sore T h r o a t is H a m lin s W izard Oil. N o th in g wil l so q u ick ly d r iv e o u t all p a in and in f lam ­m at io n .

H o M u s t S l i p S o m e T i m e .Mrs. C ra w fo rd —You m u s t love your

h u s b a n d dear ly if you save all the l e t ­t e r s he sends you while you’re in the c oun try .

Mrs. C ra b sh a w —I’m keep ing them for com parison , my dear. I’m su re to c a tc h h im in a lie.—Judge.

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A b s e n t M in « I e « l ."W ilk ins is th e most a b se n t m inded

cu ss I ever m et .”"H ow so?”"W hy , the las t t im e he got in to the

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"Tell you w h a t I a m willing to do. I will give you a lesson in c o rrec t E n ­glish. Is it a g o ?”— Life.

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