RHINO REPORT

April 23rd, 2018 Justice Page Middle School Minneapolis, MN Volume 3 No. 11

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MarchMadness2018BY:DevinWooldridge

OnMarch13,theNCAADivisionOneMen’sBasketballTournamentbeganwithhistorybeingmade.Forthefirsttime,a16seedbeata1seedintheTournament.The16seed,UniversityofMarylandBaltimoreCounty,beatVirginia71-54.Thatwasthebigthinginroundone.Thereare5rounds.Imadeacompilationofthebestdunksinround3ifyouwanttocheckthatoutathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKA-hTQl4LU.

Ineachgametheteamwholosesgetseliminated,andtheteamwhowinsmovesontothenextrounduntiltherearetoteamsleft.Then,whoeverwinsthatgamewinstheentiretournament.ThisyearthetwoteamswereMichiganandVillanova.Michigan,fromtheBig10Conference,wasseededNo.3,whileVillanova,fromtheBigEastconference,wasseededNo.1.Bothteamsputupagreateffort,withbigplaysoneitherend,butintheend,Villanovatookthetrophyhome.

LotsandLotsofSnowBY:AnnaManson

InMinnesota,snowinAprilisn’tthatuncommon.Wehaveevengottenpolarvortexesbefore.MostMinnesotansareusedtoit.Butstill,therecord-breakingwinterstorm15inchesthatdroppedwasprettycrazy.TherewasasnowdayforschoolsallaroundtheDistrictonMondaythe16th.Thesnowstoppedflights,shuttingdownroads,andevenchurchservices.Plowsarestrugglingtokeepupwiththesnow,andtheTwinCitiesairportwasevenshutdownforeighthoursonSaturday[April14th].

RegretisNottheOptionBY:OliveStrike

Oftenweregretthethingswehavedoneinthepast.Whetherwemadeahugemistakethataffectedmanypeople,orwesimplybrokeyourgrandmother’sfavoritevase.Butpeopleneedtogetthisintheirheads,thepastcannotchange.Onlyrightnowcanyoumakeachangeinthisworld.Ifyoufocusonthepast,youcan’tfocusonnow.Andthen,eventually,youwillregretyourchoicesthatyoumaderightthisminute.

MyLifeBY:Anonymous Peopledon’treallyputthemselvesinother’sshoesinmiddleschool.Sohereismylife. Idon’thaveaphone.Allmyfriendsdo,andeverytimewegosomewhere,theyareonthemconstantly.Theyprobablydon’tnoticeit,buttheyare.Itisalmostasifthewholeworldknowsthingsonlyyoudon’t.Imean,withtextgroupsandallthat,forallyouknow,theycouldbetellingsomeimportantstuff,ortalkingaboutyou.So,that’shard.Ibasicallymissalmostallthegoodconversationspeoplehaveandeveryoneelseknowsabout,andthentalksaboutatschool. Ihaveglasses,andthat’sabithard.ButIdolikethem. Ilovetodraworsketch,andIhaveasketchbooktosketchpicturesanddrawin. IturninallofmyworkandIenjoyschool.Somepeoplewouldcallmeanerd,exceptIdon’talwayslikewhatwedoinschool,andIadmit,Idocomplainanddon’talwaystrymyhardest. Sothereareafewthingsaboutme.

FakeNewsBY:BertHudson

Noneofthesearetrue.Imadethemallup.But,theyarefuntowritesoreally:WHOCARES!

• AbrahamLincoln’shatisactuallyaseparate

organism.• JFKactuallyshotleeHarveyOswald,notthe

otherwayaround.• Genghiskhanisactuallyarobotcontrolledby

rabbits.• Thepyramidsareactuallythehumpsofa

speciesofgiantundergroundcamels.• Thefoundingfatherswereallactuallypuppets

onthetentaclesofalandsquid.• Katamaridamacyactuallyhappenedandthe

governmentiscoveringitup.• Weatherisactuallyelaboratespecialeffects.• Themoonlandingisreal,butthemoonis

actuallyasentientorganism.• Allhairisjustwigs.• AllAmericanpresidentsareactuallypuppetsof

thesamelandsquidthatcontrolledthefoundingfathers.

PalindromeRESEARCHEDBY:OliveStrike(Ediitor’sNote:Apalindromeisawordthatisthesameforwardasitisbackwards.Thiswholestoryisonebigpalindrome!Itisthesameforwardasitisbackwards!Checkitoutforyourself!CHALLENGE:Findthemiddle!!!)

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MajorPayne MajorBensonPayne

(DamonWayans)livesforwarbutwhenheisdischargedfromthemarineshehasnoideahowtoliveanormallifestyle.LateronhefindsouthowtodosomethingmilitaryrelatedbyteachingmisfitJ.R.O.T.CstudentswhowantPaynegone.

MovieReviewsBY:KayChulaJacobs

BridgeToTerabithia Inthismovieyou

Jesse(JoshHutcherson)apre-teenwhohasaroughlife,andlovestodraw.Lateron,JessebefriendsnewgirlLeslie(AnnaSophiaRobb).TogetherthetwocreatetheirimaginaryworldTerabithiawhichisfullofimaginarycreaturesthatrepresentpeopleandlifeproblemstheyfaceinreality.Asyouexperiencetheirworldyouwillalsoseeatragic problemacharactermustusestrengthandTerabithiatocopewithit.

MildredPierce WhenMildred’s(JoanCrawford)husbandBert(BruceBennett)leavesherforanotherwoman,shemustraisehertwodaughtersonherown.LateronMildredopensarestaurantwhichleadstofinancialsuccess.DespitehersuccessMildred’soldestdaughterVeda(AnnBlyth)stillwantsmore.WithVedaactinglikethiscausesMildredandVedatohaveabadrelationship.LateronafterapoliceinvestigationstartswhenMildred’ssecondhusband(ZacharyScott)diesshemustfigureouthowtobetterthesituationandherrelationshipwithVeda.

HoroscopeBY:BertHudsonAries:(March21-April19)Youwillfindpeacewithinyourself.Taurus:(April20-May20)Youwillquestionifanythingisreal.Gemini:(May21-June20)Youwillfindsomeonealmostthesameasyou,likeacloneofyourself.Cancer:(June21-July22)Youwillfindyourinnerspiritandbecomeyourtrueself.Leo:(July23-Aug.22)Youwillfightyourinnerdemonsandcomeoutasastrongerperson.Virgo:(Aug23-Sept.22)Youwillseeyourselfasyouandnooneelse.Libra:(Sept.23-Oct.22)Youwillseewaystobecomejustice.Scorpio:(Oct.23-Nov.21)Youwillwonderifyoucanscarepeoplewithwater.Sagittarius:(Nov.22-Dec.21)Youwillslowdownandfindinnerpeace.Capricorn:(Dec22-Jan19)Youwillbecomeyourinnerwarrior.Aquarius:(Jan20-Feb18)Youwillfindyourtruecallinginlife.Pisces:(Feb19-Mar20)Youwillfindyourselfdrawntosomething;likeafishtowater. GraphicArtist:RobinsonIllig

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