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Judge Rebecca S. Riley and Senior Court Attorney Jodi Prior honored

Judge Rebecca S. Riley and court senior attorney Jodi Prior were honored by the Women Lawyers of Ventura County (WLVC) at their Ninth Annual

Scholarship Dinner held at the Museum of Ventura County on September 16, 2015.

Judge Riley received the orga-nization’s Legacy Award and Jodi

Prior received the Holly Spevak Award. Judge Riley was also the event’s keynote speaker.

The Legacy Award recognizes a woman who advocates for the

advancement of women and girls in law and society in our commu-nity. The Holly Spevak Award is presented to an attorney who exemplifies the commitment to serve others. It honors the mem-ory of a woman whose short time as an attorney brought lasting contributions to the community and access to justice through pro bono work.

Judge Riley has been actively involved in promoting education throughout her career. She has served on the faculty of the Cali-fornia Judicial Council’s Judicial College as both a seminar leader and instructor in such subjects as New Judge Orientation, Judicial Ethics, and Criminal Procedure Overview. She currently serves on the Governing Committee for the California Judiciary Ed-ucation and Research Center (CJER), which is the education division of the California Judicial Council.

Judge Riley is a past Chair of the CJER Criminal Law Ed-ucation Committee, a former member of the Judicial Council's

Criminal Law Advisory Com-mittee and the California Judges Association's Criminal Law and Procedure Committee. She currently serves on the Board of Trustees of Ventura and Santa Barbara Colleges of Law.

Judge Riley has been a judge for 20 years. She was appointed to the Ventura County Municipal Court bench by Governor Pete Wilson in November 1995, and elevated to the Superior Court by unification in June 1998. She was named Judge of the Year in 2013 by the Ventura County Trial Lawyers Association.

Prior to her appointment to the bench, Judge Riley was a deputy district attorney with the Ventura County District Attorney’s Office for 10 years, and practiced civil law for two years.

Judge Riley is a graduate of the Ventura College of Law. She is currently assigned to Courtroom 40 hearing civil trials.

Jodi Prior is a highly respected member of the Ventura Superior Court’s Self-Help programs. As a senior attorney, she currently oversees the daily operations of the court’s Self-Help Legal Ac-cess Center and Family Resource Center, which assist self-repre-sented litigants with legal infor-mation and forms completion in a variety of civil matters. She also coordinates the Homeless Court

Program and the court’s involve-ment in the annual Stand Down event for homeless veterans.

Previously, she was one of five attorneys in the court’s Family Law Facilitator and Self-Help centers. In addition to helping self-represented litigants with family law and civil matters, she conducted regular workshops on the process for obtaining a divorce, and developed the guardianship workshop.

Before working for the court, she was employed by a number of legal aid programs, including the Coalition to End Family Violence, Legal Aid Foundation of Los Angeles, LAPD Domes-tic Abuse Response Team, and Legal Aid Society of Hawaii – AmeriCorps Project.

Prior is a graduate of the Uni-versity of California, Santa Bar-bara, and Loyola School of Law. She is a past-president of Women Lawyers of Ventura County and founding member of the Ventura County Diversity Bar Alliance.

Women Lawyers of Ventura County is a non-profit organi-zation comprised of legal pro-fessionals and business partners who work towards furthering the aims of women and girls in society through education, social activism and networking activities. It is an affiliate of the Ventura County Bar Association.

Rebecca S. Riley. Jodi Prior

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SUPERIOR COURTOF CALIFORNIA,

COUNTY OF VENTURAIN THE MATTER OF THE

APPLICATION OF:TIM MOHAMMED

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSEFOR CHANGE OF NAME

CASE NUMBER: 56-2015-00471497-CU-PT-

VTATO ALL INTERESTED PER-SONS: THE COURT FINDS that Peti-tioner(s) TIM MOHAMMED has/have fi led a petition with the clerk of this court for a decree changing the applicant's name from: TIM MOHAMMEDMOHAMMED to HATIM

MOHAMMED NAIM THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted on: OCT 20, 2015, at 8:30 a.m. in Department 42, located at: SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, County of Ventura, 800 S. Victoria Ave., Ventura, CA 93009.Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to

be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once a week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing in a newspaper of general circulation, printed in the County of Ventura.Filed: AUG 25, 2015Dated: AUG 25, 2015/s/ BY ORDER OF THE COURTMICHAEL D. PLANETVentura Superior Court

Oxnard Police taking back unwanted prescription drugs

On September 26th from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. the Oxnard Po-lice Department and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) will give the public an-other opportunity to prevent pill abuse and theft by ridding their homes of potentially dangerous expired, unused, and unwanted prescription drugs. Bring your medications for disposal to the Oxnard Police Department locat-ed at 251 South C Street, or the CVS Pharmacy at 551 S. Ventura Rd. The service is free and anon-ymous - no questions asked.

The National Prescription Drug Take-Back addresses a vital pub-lic safety and public health issue. Many Americans are not aware that medicines that languish in home cabinets are highly sus-ceptible to diversion, misuse, and abuse. Rates of prescription drug abuse in the U.S. are at alarming rates, as are the number of acci-dental poisonings and overdoses

OXNARD DEVELOPMENT SERVICES DIRECTOR

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARINGThe Development Services Director will consider the following request at 3:30 P.M. on October 6, 2015 in the City of Oxnard Service Center – West Conference Room:PZ No. 14-200-10 (Development Design Review Permit): A request to develop 144 apartments (142 affordable) within 10 buildings, a commu-nity center, accessory buildings, and associated streets, site, and landscaping improvements at the northeast corner of East First Street and North Marquita Street. The project is the fi rst phase of the Las Cortes Planned Residential Group (PRG), approved by City Council in December, 2014. The PRG was previously evaluated for environmental impacts via Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2014-04. Filed jointly by the Oxnard Housing Authority, 435 South D Street, Oxnard, CA 93030 and John Bigley, Urban Hous-ing Communities, LLC, 2000 East Fourth Street, Suite 205, Santa Ana, CA 92705.For more information about this project, please contact the Planning Division between the hours of 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., Monday through Thurs-day, and 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. on alternate Fri-days when City offi ces are open (City Hall will be closed on Friday, September 25). The Plan-ning Division offi ce is located at 214 South C Street in Oxnard. You may also call (805) 385-7858 or submit a letter to Douglas Spondello, Senior Planner, in care of the Planning Division, on or before the decision date. All materials to be reviewed by the Development Services Director in this matter will be available for public review in the Planning Division offi ce on Thursday, Sep-tember 24, 2015.If you challenge the Development Services Direc-tor’s action on Planning and Zoning Permit No. 14-200-10 in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice or in written correspondence delivered to the Planning Division at, or prior to the public hearing.

Published VCVN Date: 09/24/15

Suspect charge with 76...chic/spiritual advisor and began a lengthy sexual relationship with her shortly thereafter.

Rote, is scheduled to appear for arraignment on October 1, 2015, at 1:30 p.m. in courtroom 13 of the Ventura Superior

Court. He is currently in cus-tody at the Ventura County jail. He faces a maximum sentence of 53 years.

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11 die after a 8.3 earthquake in Chile

The death toll in the magni-tude-8.3 earthquake that struck northern Chile has risen to 11, the director of the National Emergency Offi ce, or Onemi, announced last Thursday.

Ricardo Toro also said that the nine people known to have been injured in the quake are all out of mortal danger.

The latest fatality was a fi sherman identifi ed as Victor Hugo Torres.

The number of people who lost their homes in the quake stands at 610, with 179 houses totally destroyed, 175 with serious damage and 288 with minor damage, the Onemi chief said.

The temblor especially affected the region of Coquimbo, some 300 km (186 mi.) north of Santiago, leaving 87,653 people without electricity and another 9,070 with-out potable water service.

At this time, 428 people re-main in shelters established by the authorities, Toro told a press conference.

Around 1 million residents along Chile's Pacifi c coast were ordered to evacuate due to fears of a tsunami.

President Michelle Bachelet, who last Thursday traveled to the disaster zone to evaluate the damage fi rsthand, said that "the shelters are for the support of everyone."

"There are still aftershocks. People have to know what hap-pens in an aftershock, what to do, what not to do, how to try and keep calm amid the anx-iety it causes," said Bachelet, according to remarks reported by Cooperativa radio.

Toro emphasized the speed with which the navy's Hy-drographic and Oceanograph-ic Service and the National Seismological Center issued the tsunami alert, a move that allowed the rapid evacuation of communities along more than 4,000 km (2,500 mi.) of the country's Pacifi c coast.

due to these drugs. Studies show that many abused prescription drugs are obtained from family and friends, including from the home medicine cabinet. In ad-dition, many Americans do not know how to properly dispose of their unused medicine, often fl ushing them down the toilet or throwing them away – both po-tential safety and health hazards.

In the previous nine Take-Back

events nationwide from 2010-2014, 4,823,251 pounds, or 2,411 tons of drugs were collected. The Oxnard Police Department collected over 500 pounds during the 2014 collection.

Local law enforcement agen-cies like the Oxnard Police Department and the DEA will continue to hold prescription drug take-back events every few months.

Aerial shot of the damage caused by a Tsunami after the post-earthquake 8.3 on the Richter scale in the town of Los Vilos, about 200 km north of Santiago de Chile.

Grand Jury Speakers BureauThe County of Ventura Grand

Jury is an all-volunteer group serving as an independent agent of the public to investigate com-plaints from the public pertaining to government agencies in our community. Is your organiza-

tion interested in hearing about these investigative duties and procedures? The Grand Jury Speakers Bureau is available to educate the public in its endeav-ors as the “public watchdog” for Ventura County. To learn more

or schedule a date for a presen-tation, please call the Grand Jury at 805-477-1800. For additional information, you may also refer to its website, http://www.ventura.org/grand-jury

6 Die in eastern Mexico mudslide

Six people died last Thursday in the eastern Mexican state of Vera-cruz when a hillside collapsed as a result of heavy rains that fell in the region, authorities said.

Offi cials with the Veracruz state Civil Protection Secretariat said

that two homes were buried by the mudslide in the town of Xilomi-chi, which is located in the central mountainous area of the state.

Six people, including children, were inside the homes and their bodies were recovered by person-

nel with the Mexican army, Civil Protection and the state police.

The tropical wave brought hea-vy rains to the area, but authorities have asked the public to take pre-cautions to guard against possible landslides and fl ooding.

REQUEST FOR PROPOSALThe City of Oxnard Police Department is seeking proposals from qualifi ed vendors for Body Worn Camera System. Proposals will be received in the City of Oxnard Purchasing Offi ce located at 300 W. Third St., Second Floor, Oxnard, CA 93030 by 4:00 p.m. on October 16, 2015. A copy of the requirements, specifi cations and proposal documents may be obtained from the Purchasing Offi ce or at the City’s website: http://www.ci.ox-nard.ca.us. Any inquiries regarding this notice should be directed to Patricia Garcia, Buyer, via phone (805) 385-7538 or email at [email protected].


OXNARD CITY COUNCILNOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARINGThe Oxnard City Council will hold a public hear-ing at 6:15 PM on October 6, 2015 consider the following item:PZ NOS. 14-570-02 (Zone Change), 14-535-01 (Density Bonus), 14-540-01 (Special Use Permit – Planned Development) and Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2015-01 to allow the construc-tion of a 3-story, 101-unit mixed income apart-ment building, to include 85 market rate and 15 affordable apartments units, one manager unit and on-site amenities. PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) relates to a City initiated zone change from Community Reserve (CR) to Multiple Family Zone (R-2-PD) to bring the subject property into compliance with the 2030 General Plan designation of Residential Low Medium (RLM). PZ 14-535-01 (Den-sity Bonus) relates to a request pursuant to the Density Bonus Law (DBL) (Government Code §§ 65915 – 65918) to allow a 35% density in-crease over the otherwise allowable residential density identifi ed in the 2030 General Plan, two incentives/concessions and utilization of reduced parking standards under the DBL. PZ 14-540-01 (Special Use Permit – Planned Development) relates to a request to conditionally approve a modifi cation(s) to development standards in the underlying zone by up to 25% through issuance of a special use permit. On August 20, 2015, the Planning Commission of the City of Oxnard ad-opted Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2015-01, approved PZ 14-540-01 (Special Use Permit – Planned Development) and recommended that the City Council approve PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) and PZ 14-535-01 (Density Bonus). At the public hearing, the City Council of the City of Oxnard will consider recommendations from the Planning Commission to approve PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) and PZ 14-535-01 (Density Bonus). The City Council of the City of Oxnard will also consider at the public hearing an appeal of PZ 14-540-01 (Special Use Permit – Planned Development) and Planning Commission adop-tion of Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2015-01, which the Development Services Department fi led so that the City Council may consider all entitlements as one integrated project. The 6.23 acre project site is located at 2250 E. Pleasant Valley Road (APN 225-0-014-190) and is bound by Pleasant Valley Road to the north; Etting Road to the south; a senior living facility project pro-posed by the same applicant (PZ 14-500-04) to the east; and the Masonic Cemetery to the west. Filed by Vince Daly of Dansk Investments, 6591 Collins, Ste. E11, Moorpark, California 93021.


Executive Offi cer and ClerkBy: LESLIE PARAMODeputy ClerkPublished: VCVN SEPT 03, 10, 17, 24, 2015

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150916-10018274-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

(1) JC INCOME TAX(2) JC BOOKKEEPING

137 W 2ND STOXNARD, CA 93030

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):JESUS CHAVARIN

137 W 2ND STOXNARD, CA 93030

This business is conducted by an Individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on 01/16/2015. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ven-tura County on September 16, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JESUS CHAVARINNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150917-10018321-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

SG ASSOCIATES30700 RUSSELL RANCH RD #252WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91362

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):

AXIS CAPITAL GROUP INC.30700 RUSSELL RANCH RD #25WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA 91362This business is conducted by a Cor-poration. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on 9/16/15. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 17, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ AXIS CAPITAL GROUP INC. SERGIO GONZALEZ PRESIDENT NOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State,

or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150904-10017628-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

STYL'N MUTTS DOG GROOMING

144 N. ASHWOOD AVEVENTURA, CA 93003


PATRICIA WEINGAERTNER4735 ROSSINI LN #204VENTURA , CA 93003

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 04, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ PATRICIA WEINGAERTNERNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150921-10018541-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

MARIFLAIR1445 RAMONA DRIVE

CAMARILLO, CA 93010COUNTY OF VENTURA

Full Name of Registrant(s):MARIFLAIR, LLC

1445 RAMONA DRIVE

CAMARILLO, CA 93010This business is conducted by a Limit-ed Liability Company. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ven-tura County on September 21, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ MARIFLAIR, LLC ANNA BEVENS MANAGER/MEMBER LLCNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150921-10018573-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

101 TIRE & SERVICE924 RICHMOND AVEOXNARD, CA 93030


(1) JOSE R CALDERON MORALES

207 EAST MAPLE STOXNARD, CA 93033

(2) ANDRES CUEVAS GUZMAN

1450 WEST JUNIPER STOXNARD, CA 93033

This business is conducted by Copart-ners. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on 8/1/2015. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 21, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all

information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JOSE R CALDERON MORALESNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150910-10017854-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

BUCKETSQUAD4090 CRESTHAVEN DRIVEWESTLAKE VILAGE, CA

91362COUNTY OF VENTURA

Full Name of Registrant(s):(1) LARA BELMONTE

RIEDEL4090 CRESTHAVEN DRIVEWESTLAKE VILAGE, CA

91362(2) JESSE RIEDEL

4090 CRESTHAVEN DRIVEWESTLAKE VILAGE, CA

91362This business is conducted by a General Partnership Joint Venture. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 10, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ LARA BELMONTE RIEDELNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-

vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150908-10017751-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as: THE GREEK MEDITERRANEAN

STEAK + SEAFOOD1583 SPINNAKER DR #101

VENTURA, CA 93001COUNTY OF VENTURA

Full Name of Registrant(s):THE GREEK AT THE

HARBOR RESTAURANT, INC1583 SPINNAKER DR #101

VENTURA, CA 93001This business is conducted by a Cor-poration. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi ctitious business name or names listed above on 9/8/15. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 08, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ THE GREEK AT THE HARBOR RESTAURANT, INC LYNN B MIKELATOS VP + SECRETARYNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must

be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 24, OCT 1, 8, 15, 2015


PRIMO CAR WASH1850 FERRARA WAYOXNARD, CA 93030

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):EDUARDO ORTEGA

GARCIA 1850 FERRARA WAYOXNARD, CA 93030

This business is conducted by an Individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fi cti-tious business name or names listed above on 09-02-15. This statement was fi led with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 04, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ EDUARDO ORTEGA GARCIANOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fi ctitious name statement generally expires at the end of fi ve years from the date on which it was fi led in the offi ce of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fi ctitious business name must be fi led before the expiration. The fi ling of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a fi cti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 17, 24, OCT 1, 8, 2015

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150821-10016567-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as: SANTA ROSA PROPERTIES

364 E. SANTA CLARA STVENTURA, CA 93001


(1) STEVEN L. MCLEAN2887 SEAHORSE AVEVENTURA, CA 93001

(2)THOMAS E. HOPPS2930 SAILOR AVE

VENTURA, CA 93001This business is conducted by Copart-ners. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious

business name or names listed above on 10/8/2004. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 21, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ THOMAS E. HOPPSNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 10, 17, 24, OCT 1, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150908-10017651-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

4 ALL SEASONS2475 CHAUCER PLACETHOUSAND OAKS, CA

91362COUNTY OF VENTURA

Full Name of Registrant(s):HELENE HARRIS

2475 CHAUCER PLACETHOUSAND OAKS, CA

91362This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 08, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ HELENE HARRISNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 10, 17, 24, OCT 1, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150820-10016530-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

2INS PHOTO & VIDEO4667 TELEGRAPH RD.

VENTURA,CA 93003COUNTY OF VENTURA

Full Name of Registrant(s):ANGEL ALVAREZ

610 S. I ST #2OXNARD, CA 93030

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 20, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ ANGEL ALVAREZNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in

residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 10, 17, 24, OCT 1, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150902-10017397-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

UNIQUE IMPORTED WINES OF CALIFORNIA

400 SPECTRUM CIR.OXNARD, CA 93030

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):(1) JOSIAH GASCON

2131 WANKEL WAY, 200OXNARD, CA 93036(2) ERIKA GASCON

2131 WANKEL WAY, 200OXNARD, CA 93036

This business is conducted by a Married Couple. The registrant com-menced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 02, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JOSIAH GASCONNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 10, 17, 24, OCT 1, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150908-10017745-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

THE GOLD CELL1241 S SAVIERS RDOXNARD, CA 93033

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):ROBERT CARMONA

MEDINA2220 LAVANDA DROXNARD, CA 93036

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on 09/08/2015. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on September 08, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ ROBERTO CARMONA MEDINANOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411

ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 10, 17, 24, OCT 1, 2015


COSMIC SCREEN PRINTING SUPPLIES

2719 E. VINEYARD AVEOXNARD, CA 93036


MOISES HERNANDEZ2784 COLONIA AVEOXNARD, CA 93036

This business is conducted by an Individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 26, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ MOISES HERNANDEZNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 3, 10, 17, 24, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150818-10016339-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

Q BUILDING MAINTENANCE

10861 BLACKBURN RDVENTURA, CA 93004

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):JACOB QUINTANA

10861 BLACKBURN RDVENTURA, CA 93004

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 18, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JACOB QUINTANANOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 3, 10, 17, 24, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150814-10016156-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

MARTHA WINDOW COVERINGS

2012 SAVIERS RDOXNARD, CA 93033

OXNARD DEVELOPMENT SERVICES DIRECTOR

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARINGThe Development Services Director will consider the following request at 4:30 P.M. on October 6, 2015 in the City of Oxnard Service Center – West Conference Room:PZ No. 15-200-03 (Development Design Re-view Permit): A request to develop a 136-unit, senior housing community, three guest rooms, and associated parking, landscaping, and site improvements on a 4.3-acre property located di-rectly south of the intersection of North Ventura Road and Clyde River Place, within District A of the RiverPark Specific Plan. In accordance with the State California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), an environmental impact report (EIR No. 00-03) was prepared to analyze potential impacts associated with the approval and im-plementation of the RiverPark Specific Plan and the anticipated build out and occupancy of the 701-acre Specific Plan area. Filed by Designated Agent Daniel Nethercott, The Wolff Company, 6710 East Camelback Road, Suite 100, Scotts-dale, Arizona, 85251.For more information about this project, please contact the Planning Division between the hours of 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., Monday through Thurs-day, and 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. on alternate Fri-days when City offices are open (City Hall will be closed on Friday, September 25). The Plan-ning Division office is located at 214 South C Street in Oxnard. You may also call (805) 385-7858 or submit a letter to Douglas Spondello, Senior Planner, in care of the Planning Division, on or before the decision date. All materials to be reviewed by the Development Services Director in this matter will be available for public review in the Planning Division office on Thursday, Sep-tember 24, 2015.If you challenge the Development Services Di-rector’s action on Planning and Zoning Permit No. 14-200-10 in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this no-tice or in written correspondence delivered to the Planning Division at, or prior to the public hear-ing. Ashley GoldenDevelopment Services Director


Court. He is currently in cus-tody at the Ventura County jail. He faces a maximum sentence of 53 years.

Multiple stabbing...both to their upper torso. A third stabbing victim, identified as a 21-year-old male, was found a short distance away in front of Deanza School. He was also found to be suffering from sev-eral life threatening stab wounds.

All three individuals were transported to VCMC for treat-

ment of their injuries and are currently listed in serious to critical condition.

A 19-year-old male was lo-cated several blocks away by responding officers and ultimate-ly taken into custody as being involved in the stabbings. The third individual found stabbed in front of the school has been

identified as a possible suspect in the stabbing.

Due to the serious nature of this incident and because of the active investigation, no names were being released at the time of the incident.

Ventura Police Department Major Crimes Detectives are investigating the incident.


OXNARD CITY COUNCILNOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARINGThe Oxnard City Council will hold a public hear-ing at 6:15 PM on October 6, 2015 consider the following item:PZ NOS. 14-570-02 (Zone Change), 14-580-01 (Zoning Text Amendment), 14-500-04 (Special Use Permit - Planned Residential Group) and Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2015-01 to allow the construction of a two-story, 70-unit, 51,589 square foot, senior living and memory care residential building and site improvements and amenities.PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) relates to a City initiated zone change from Community Reserve (CR) to Multiple Family Zone (R-2-PD) to bring the subject property into compliance with the 2030 General Plan designation of Residential Low Medium (RLM). PZ 14-580-01 (Zoning Text Amendment) relates to defining the “Senior and/or Senior Assisted Living Commercial Resi-dential Facility” use and establishing the zones in which the use is conditionally permitted through Planning Commission issuance of a special use permit for a planned residential group. PZ 14-500-04 (Special Use Permit - Planned Residen-tial Group) relates to a request to conditionally approve a “Senior and/or Senior Assisted Living Commercial Residential Facility” within the un-derlying zoning. On August 20, 2015, the Plan-ning Commission of the City of Oxnard adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration No. 2015-01, approved PZ 14-500-04 (Special Use Permit - Planned Residential Group) and recommend-ed that the City Council approve PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) and PZ 14-580-01 (Zoning Text Amendment).At the public hearing, the City Council of the City of Oxnard will consider recommendations from the Planning Commission to approve PZ 14-570-02 (Zone Change) and PZ 14-580-01 (Zoning Text Amendment). The City Council of the City of Oxnard will also consider at the public hearing an appeal of PZ 14-500-04 (Spe-cial Use Permit - Planned Residential Group) and Planning Commission adoption of Mitigat-ed Negative Declaration No. 2015-01, which the Development Services Department filed so that the City Council may consider all entitlements as one integrated project. The 1.05-acre site is lo-cated at 2300 E. Pleasant Valley Road (APN 225-0-014-160) and is bound by Pleasant Valley Road to the north; single-family residential to the east; a mobile home park to the south; and a three-sto-ry, 101-unit mixed income apartment project pro-posed by the same applicant (PZ 14-540-01) to the west. Filed by Vince Daly of Dansk Invest-ments, 6591 Collins, Ste. E11, Moorpark, Cali-fornia 93021.



MARTHA Y. HERNANDEZ6351 PALOMINO CIRCLE

SOMIS, CA 93066This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on N/A. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 14, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ MARTHA Y. HERNANDEZNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 3, 10, 17, 24, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150813-10016030-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as: JULIAN'S JOLLY JUMPER

447 FERNWOOD DROXNARD, CA 93030


JULIA LARIOS447 FERNWOOD DROXNARD, CA 93030

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on 09-05-11 This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 13, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JULIA LARIOSNOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 3, 10, 17, 24, 2015FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE No. 20150831-10017161-0 The following person(s) is (are) doing business as:

JOANNA'S BEAUTY SALON

2828 VINEYARD AVEOXNARD, CA 93036

COUNTY OF VENTURAFull Name of Registrant(s):JOANNA GARCIA

10829 DEL NORTE ST #10VENTURA , CA 93004

This business is conducted by an individual. The registrant commenced to transact business under the fictitious business name or names listed above on Aug 31, 2015. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Ventura County on August 31, 2015. By signing below, I declare that all

information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information, which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ JOANNA GARCIANOTICE - In accordance with subdi-vision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the county clerk, except, as provided in subdivision of section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to section 17913 other than a change in residence address or registered owner. A new fictitious business name must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not itself authorize the use in this state of a ficti-tious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State, or Common Law (see section 14411 ET SEQ., Business and Professions Code). PUBLISH:VCVN SEPT 3, 10, 17, 24, 2015STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSI-NESS NAME File No. 20150826-

10016893-0THE FOLLOWING PERSON(S)

HAS(HAVE) ABANDONED USE TO THE FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME:(1) KITCHEN

SWEETHEARTS(2) LES MUNCHIES

3142 PAIGE AVE.SIMI VALLEY, CA 93063

The date on which the fictitious business name being abandoned was filed: 7/15/2015. The file number to the fictitious business name being abandoned: 20150715-10014027-0. The county where the fictitious business name was filed: VENTURA COUNTY.Full Name and Residence of Reg-istrant(s):

CANADA MEETS LA LLC3142 PAIGE AVE.

SIMI VALLEY, CA 93063THIS STATEMENT WAS FILED WITH THE COUNTY CLERK OF VENTURA COUNTY ON AUG 26, 2015.This business is conducted by a Lim-ited Liability Company. By signing below, I declare that all information in this statement is true and correct. A registrant who declares as true information which he or she knows to be false, is guilty of a crime. (B & P Code § 17913)/s/ CANADA MEETS LA LLC RACHELLE ADRIAN SOLE MEMBERPUBLISHED:VCVN SEPT 03, 10, 17, 24, 2015

"Sometimes we don't have a chance to take our lunch break because we are made to continue working because they need to fulfill the order and so we have to eat while we work so that we can send the vegetables to the packing house faster," said a farmworker that did not provided his name for fear of retaliation. "We don't know much about overtime because they say that after 10 hours we get overtime but it never appears on our checks," sais another far-worker.

Farmworkers face some of the harshest outdoor work environ-ments. Workers are expected to be on their feet for an entire shift while performing physical labor and exposed to the elements in-cluding the sun, rain, and wind. Shifts often last 10 hours and many farm workers worked more than 40 hours a week. In Ventura County in 2013, 71% of farm-workers worked 50 to 52 weeks out of the year, while working an average of over 41 hours per week. Farmworkers work 82% more weekly hours than the av-erage worker in Ventura County.

Farmworkers are exposed to

many workplace hazards. Laws designed to protect workers need to be enforced. At the same time workers need to know their rights and be free from fear of retaliation when reporting violations. In our survey, 87% of farmworkers re-sponded they had been informed of some rights as a worker. Over one third (35.4%) have been informed verbally, while the re-maining workers were informed of their rights through written materials, posters, and/or videos.

However, the commonplace wage theft and violations of health and safety laws shown in our sur-veys reveal an inexcusable lack of implementation of basic labor protections in agriculture.

In part this is due to minimal resources at the state level, after many years of squeezed budgets for agencies that enforce labor laws. In the tri-counties area, wage claims are filed at the Santa Barbara office of the Division of Labor Standards Enforcement (DLSE). Between 2008-2011, of all the settlements awarded to workers in the region, only 18% of workers ever received their back wages. The average time between filing reports and

Farm workers...a hearing on the case was 165 days. Even in the unlikely case the worker is actually able to receive back payment after filing a wage theft claim, after many months of waiting the payment may come long after their family needs the income and with a long window of opportunity for them to be fired or retaliated against by their employer.

As well as a lack of state en-forcement, widespread labor vio-lations are the result of a culture of fear in farmwork, where this high-ly vulnerable population is largely afraid to file claims and report labor abuses. One in ten farm-workers have filed a complaint against their employer, compared to far more who have experienced violations of labor laws. One out of six (16.3%) said they’ve been fired, sent home early, or given less hours for an unfair reason and 10.6% say they’ve been threatened by their boss. This fear has direct consequences to farmworkers’ well-being. Among those in the survey who had been injured at work, 63% continued working after injury. 39% don’t feel comfortable to ask for time off for illness or other reasons.


City of Oxnard’s Notice of Grant Funding Availability

The City of Oxnard is soliciting responses to this Request for Proposal (RFP) for California Gang Reduction, Intervention, and Prevention (Cal-GRIP) Program Evaluator. The City of Oxnard has been awarded a California Gang Reduction, Intervention, and Prevention (Cal-GRIP) Pro-gram grant by the California Board of State and Community Corrections (BSCC) to continue lo-cal gang and youth intervention and prevention efforts during calendar years 2015-2017.Effective immediately, the RFP application pack-ets may be obtained from the Purchasing Office, 300 W. Third Street, Oxnard, CA 93030 or the City of Oxnard website: http://www.ci.oxnard.ca.us. INCOMPLETE OR LATE PROPOS-ALS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. Proposal packets are due on Monday, October 19, 2015 before 4:00 p.m. Any inquiries regarding this notice should be directed to Patricia Garcia, Buy-er at [email protected] or (805) 385-7538.


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Los cuerpos de dos mujeres y cinco hombres fueron hallados en seis fosas clandestinas en muni-cipio de Acapulco, sureño estado mexicano de Guerrero, informó el fiscal estatal Miguel Ángel Godínez.

El hallazgo se registró en la calle Monte Verde de la colonia Panorámica, en la parte alta del municipio, luego de una llamada anónima recibida, detalló el fiscal.

Agentes de la Policía Federal apoyados por perros adiestrados

acudieron a la zona y encontraron los cadáveres.

El lugar fue resguardado por fuerzas de seguridad de los tres niveles de gobierno (municipal, estatal y federal) mientras traba-jadores del Servicio Médico Fo-

Peritos forenses recuperan los cuerpos de dos mujeres y cinco hombres que fueron hallados en seis fosas clandestinas en el municipio de Acapulco, sureño estado mexicano de Guerrero.

rense realizaban el levantamiento de los cadáveres.

En otro hecho, en la calle Bu-gambilias de la misma colonia fue localizado el cuerpo de un hombre que murió a balazos y otro más fue asesinado por la calle Jacarandas de la colonia Libertadores, detrás del penal de este municipio donde se encuentra el puerto turístico de Acapulco.

Guerrero, donde operan varios grupos criminales y policías co-munitarias, se vio sacudido en septiembre del año pasado por la desaparición de 43 estudiantes de una escuela rural para maestros en el municipio de Iguala a manos de autoridades corruptas y miembros del crimen organizado, de acuerdo con la fiscalía federal.

El pasado 27 de julio, Amnistía

Internacional sostuvo que las noticias sobre el descubrimien-to de fosas comunes durante la búsqueda de los 43 estudiantes desaparecidos ponen de mani-fiesto la magnitud de la crisis de desapariciones forzadas en el país.

Amnistía señaló entonces que a raíz de una petición de infor-mación que hizo una agencia de prensa extranjera, la Procuraduría General de la República (PGR, fiscalía federal) ha admitido que desde octubre de 2014 se han hallado 60 fosas comunes con los restos de al menos 129 personas en el sur del estado de Guerrero.

Ninguno de los cuerpos, que in-cluyen 20 mujeres y 109 hombres, pertenecía a los 43 estudiantes de la Escuela Normal Rural de Ayotzinapa desaparecidos hace casi un año.

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Abuso y maltrato a...

con 297 trabajadores del campo que laboran en el condado de Ventura, que incluyó a personas de distintas áreas en el condado desde Oxnard, hasta Santa Paula y Fillmore, en trabajos, incluyendo, la pizca de fresa, mora y distintos productos más.

Maricela Morales, quien es la directora de CAUSE, estuvo en-cargada de dar una presentación de los resultados de la encuesta, y dijo que, hubo tres resultados principales, encontrados después de analizar la respuesta de estos 297 trabajadores agrícolas, a los cuales se les entrevistó, con la condición de no revelar y en algu-nos casos, ni siquiera escribir, los datos personales, como nombre y domicilio de las personas en-trevistadas, porque de acuerdo a lo expuesto por Maricela, tenían miedo a represalias por parte de sus patrones.

Estos tres resultados son: 1.- Las personas que trabajan en el campo están expuestas a una carga excesiva de trabajo. 2.- Las condiciones de salud y seguridad bajo las cuales trabajan estas personas son muy deficientes e inadecuadas y 3.- Muchos de estos trabajadores enfrentan un robo en la forma como son pagados, ya sea al no pagarles tiempo extra por su trabajo o porque reciben el pago por menos unidades de las que realmente produjeron. Agregó que además de estos tres principales resultado, un cuarto elemento es igual de importante y que hace a

los trabajadores del campo muy vulnerables y es lo que llamó una cultura de miedo.

Araceli Preciado, quien también trabaja para CAUSE, expuso los resultados del primer resultado, declarando, que, de acuerdo a la encuesta, y aún cuando el trabajo del campo es uno de los más duros que los seres humanos realizan, aún así los campesinos son for-zados a trabajar largas jornadas de trabajo, que en algunas veces alcanza el 82% más de horas de trabajo, que el promedio de horas trabajadas en el condado de Ventura, y con frecuencia es posible ver jornadas de trabajo que exceden las 10 horas al día, por 6 y hasta los 7 días a la sema-na. Inclusive, señaló Aracely, en muchas ocasiones, les es negado, a estos trabajadores, periodos de descanso, o tienen que renunciar a ellos, porque resulta imposible

para ellos, trasladarse desde el lugar en que están trabajando, hasta las áreas designadas para el descanso y regresar a la posición en el tiempo adecuado, ya que pueden sufrir desde regaños hasta suspensiones de trabajo o reduc-ciones en el tiempo de empleo.

También indicó que muchas de estas personas expresaron la dificultad que sufren para poder faltar al trabajo por causa de enfermedad, dificultades perso-nales, y en el caso de las mujeres, por embarazo, ya que en muchas ocasiones son descansadas de su trabajo por no presentarse a tra-bajar, y muchos de ellos lo tienen que hacer a pesar de estar muy enfermos.

Refugio Valencia, quien se identificó a si mismo como un trabajador agrícola habló de las condiciones de seguridad en las que los campesinos tienen que

realizar sus labores, y dijo que el 74% de los trabajadores entrevis-tados, dijeron que las condiciones de trabajo en sus lugares de trabajo son peligrosas para su salud.

También dijo que casi uno de cada tres trabajadores agrícolas han sufrido daños asociados con su trabajo, 65% de los cuales no han recibido beneficios o alguna compensación, y 63% de los mis-mos continúan trabajando.

1 de cada 6 dijeron que no tienen ni siquiera acceso a agua potable durante la jornada de trabajo, y muchas veces esta está sucia y caliente, teniéndola que consu-mir así, o bien optar por llevar su propia agua de sus casas, teniendo

que desembolsar para comprarla. Así también las mujeres dijeron que deben trabajar aun cuando están embarazadas, teniendo que realizar su labor siendo expuestas a pesticidas que pueden ser peli-grosos para los bebés que están esperando.

Respecto al robo que pueden sufrir los trabajadores, la encuesta mostró que 60% de los entrevis-tados dijeron haber sido o bien pagados por menos horas de las que en realidad trabajaron o que el número de unidades pizcadas por las que recibieron una paga, fue menor a la realizada, además de que rara vez reciben la paga de tiempo extra, aún cuando ex-

cedan las diez horas de trabajo al día o las 50 horas de trabajo a la semana.

También dijeron que muchas veces tienen que poner todas sus herramientas de trabajo antes de poder empezar a marcar el tiempo de trabajo, y lo mismo se lleva a cabo al final de la jornada de trabajo.

Por último, Eva Mendieta y Elizabeth Cordero, expusieron lo que llamaron la cultura del miedo, donde los trabajadores del campo son muy vulnerables, no porque no haya leyes que los protejan del abuso de los patrones y sus ayudantes, sino porque estas no se ponen en efecto de manera real, en parte, dijeron, debido a que las agencias que podrían estar al pendiente de que esto se llevara a cabo han contado con poco o ningún presupuesto en los pasados años, debido a los recortes presu-puestales, y esto ha hecho, que los trabajadores del campo vivan con temor de ser despedidos si se quejan de cualquier abuso.

Al final, Maricela Morales indi-có que el siguiente paso después de dar a conocer estos resultados de la encuesta, será visitar a las autoridades locales para mostrar los resultados, y pedir su ayuda para que esta situación cambie, y estas personas, que son responsa-bles de poner las frutas y verduras en nuestra mesa, sean tratadas de manera justa y reciban pagos y condiciones de trabajo adecuadas.

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Maricela Morales, (i) directora se CAUSE fue la encargada de dar a conocer los resultados de la encuesta realizada a los 297 trabajadores agrícolas encuestados.

Representantes de la organización Líderes Campesinas, dieron a conocer el motivo por el cual los trabajadores no denuncian los abuso y maltratos.


El Papa "hijo de inmigrantes" dice a Obama: "El sistema" excluye a millones

El Papa Francisco se presentó en Estados Unidos como un "hijo de familia de inmigrantes" e instó, en un país construido "en gran medida por familias así", a admitir que "el sistema" de vida vigente genera millones de excluidos.

El Papa, que nunca antes estuvo en este país, recordó al presidente Barack Obama en el recibimiento oficial al pontífice -que llegó este martes procedente de Cuba- que él mismo se considera un "her-mano" de Estados Unidos y que la civilización actual atraviesa un "momento crítico".

Y aprovechó la primera ocasión que tuvo de hablar al pueblo esta-dounidense y a su presidente para instar a solucionar el problema "urgente" del cambio climático mediante la aplicación de los cam-

bios que contribuyan a alcanzar un "desarrollo sostenible e inte-gral". Empleó como referencia a uno de los "padres" modernos de este país, al premio Nobel de la paz Martin Luther King cuando dijo: "Podemos decir que dejamos adeudado un pagaré y ahora ha llegado el momento de saldarlo".

"Sabemos que las cosas pueden cambiar", dijo el pontífice en una autocita extraída de su encíclica "Laudato Si", el documento Papal en el que el pontífice critica dura-mente el daño causado al planeta por un sistema económico que so-breexplota sus recursos, beneficia a unos pocos y excluye a millones.

Una encíclica recibida con una mezcla de admiración desde la ad-ministración Obama y en general el Partido Demócrata y sin duda

escepticismo en medios políticos conservadores y parte de la in-dustria estadounidense, por sus inequívocos reproches al sistema económico vigente.

El Papa explicó además a Oba-ma que los católicos estadouni-denses "están comprometidos a construir una sociedad verdade-ramente tolerante e inclusiva, en la salvaguarda de los derechos de las personas y las comunidades y en el rechazo a cualquier forma de discriminación injusta".

E indicó que están preocupados porque, en sus "esfuerzos por construir una sociedad justa", que-den respetadas sus "inquietudes más profundas y su derecho a la libertad religiosa".

"Esa libertad es uno de los activos más valiosos de Améri-

ca", aseguró el Papa, quien dijo coincidir con los obispos estadou-nidenses en la necesidad de per-manecer "vigilantes, justamente como buenos ciudadanos, para mantener y defender esa libertad de lo que pudiera amenazarla o comprometerla".

Recordó precisamente que en su viaje por Estados Unidos le llevará el próximo fin de semana a Filadelfia para participar en el VIII Encuentro Mundial de las Familias, para "celebrar y apoyar las instituciones del matrimonio y la familia en este momento crucial de la historia de nuestra civilización".

Esa cita fue en realidad la pri-mera que el Vaticano confirmó en un viaje a Estados Unidos de cuyo programa la Santa Sede dio detalle tiempo después y que re-sultó influido decisivamente por el anuncio que el 17 de diciembre pasado hicieron La Habana y Washington sobre la reanudación de sus relaciones diplomáticas.

Precisamente el Papa elogió ante Obama los esfuerzos hechos recientemente para "reparar las relaciones rotas" y "abrir nuevas puertas de cooperación" en la humanidad.

Esos esfuerzos "son pasos po-sitivos en la vía de la reconcilia-ción, la justicia y la libertad", dijo el Papa en los actos de la Casa Blanca.

Aunque el pontífice no citó casos concretos, hizo un llama-miento a "todos los hombres y mujeres de buena voluntad de esta gran nación" para que apoyen "los esfuerzos de la comunidad internacional para proteger a los vulnerables de nuestro mundo y estimular modelos de desarrollo integrales e inclusivos".

Y ello, agregó, "para que nues-tros hermanos y hermanas en todas partes puedan conocer la bendición de la paz y la prospe-ridad que Dios desea para todos sus hijos".

Tras su visita a la Casa Blanca, donde el Papa se reunió con el presidente en su Despacho Oval, el pontífice partió hacia la Cate-

dral de San Mateo para mantener un encuentro con los obispos estadounidenses.

Por la tarde, el gran acto previs-to fue la canonización del fran-ciscano español Junípero Serra en el Santuario Nacional de la Inmaculada Concepción, en una misa al aire libre ante la presencia de más de 25,000 personas.

El Papa Francisco, el presidente de Estados Unidos, Barack Obama (dcha), y la primera dama Michelle Obama, saludan desde un balcón de la Casa Blanca.

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Consejos: Es fácilentender a los hombresPor Carlitos Malabayu

¡¡¡Que pasooo razaaaaa!!! ¿Cómo están?, bien... ¡'Ooorale y ojalá que la estén pasando de pelos!... ¿Pelos?... Mmmm!, no se porque pero esa palabreja como que no me gusta, como que no me 'caí'. ¿Por qué será? Po's no se, pero mientras averiguo el por qué tengo esa pelofobia (¿así se llamará a la fobia contra pelo?), que les parece si les cuento, este chiste, en forma de anécdota que me contó una amigarra.

Esta es la triste historia de un hombre normal, un hombre como usted o como yo, un hombre común y corriente, un mandilón cualquiera, que en uno de sus difíciles días de mandilones se quejaba así:

"Dios mío ten compasión de mí; Por Carlitos Malabayu mira como trabajo tanto. En cambio mi mujer tan tranquila en la casa. Yo daría cualquier cosa para que me hicieras un milagro y convir-tieras a mi mujer en mí, y a mí en mujer, para que la muy guevona aprenda lo duro que es la vida de un hombre." Y Dios en su infinita misericordia ¡zaas!, le concede el milagro. A la mañana siguiente, como el milagro estaba en mar-cha, la señora se levanta, se mete al baño y desde allí grita a todo pulmón: "Mi amor, no se te olvide ponerle suficiente chile a mi lon-che, que ayer se te olvidó y sabía a garra vieja"... Y tranquilamente se sigue en el baño.

Mientras tanto el señor corre a levantar a los niños para que se vistan, pone a su modo todo sobre la mesa, el cereal, la leche y las frutas; mientras prepara las

loncheritas que los chiquillos se llevarán a la escuela, y la vez pre-para los sandwiches de la señora (aventándole tres chiles jalapeños a cada emparedado); luego pone ropa en la lavadora, saca del con-gelador la carne para el mediodía y sale disparado a calentar el auto para llevar a la escuela a los hijos.

De vuelta pasa por la estación de servicio, va al banco, cambia un cheque, paga el teléfono y la luz, recoge los trajes de la tintorería, pasa rapidísimo por el supermer-cado y ya estaba al filo de la una de la tarde. Medio tendió las ca-mas, sacó la ropa húmeda y puso otra tanda en la lavadora; pasó la aspiradora por donde ve la suegra, preparó un arroz para acompañar la carne, salió disparado a la escuela, se peleó con los chicos, les dio de comer, lavó los platos, vio que los niños comenzaran a hacer la tarea, planchó una ropita pendiente mientras veía algo de

tele de reojo... y salió disparado a la cocina para preparar la cena mientras volvía a pelear con los hi-jos para que se bañaran a tiempo.

A las nueve de la noche estaba agotado, así que para descansar se mete a bañar, pensando que en ese momento lo que más desea es dormir a pierna suelta, pero en la cama le esperaban más "deberes sexuales"... y los cumplió como pudo.

Al día siguiente, desesperado, volvió a clamar al todo poderoso: "¡Señor! ¿En qué estaba pensando cuando te supliqué que me cam-biaras el rol? Te pido, te implore que me devuelvas a mi condición normal, quiero ser hombre de nuevo ¡Por favoooooor!"

Entonces oyó la amorosa res-puesta del Señor: claro que si hijo mío, por supuesto... Aunque deberás esperar nueve meses... ¡¡¡¡porque anoche quedaste em-barazado!!!!

¡¡¡Jaaaa!!! ¡¡¡Jaaaa!!! Ta gueno, ¿a poco no?

¡Ah!, y también aprovecho para decirles a mis lindas mujercitas, que no tienen por qué estar "a la greña" con sus maridos, ni por qué hacerles la vida de cuadritos, si es tan fácil convivir con nosotros los hombres. Échenle un vistazo a estas pequeñas cosas que el hombre entiende como normales en la vida diaria.

• El asiento del inodoro: Si está arriba, pues bájalo. Nosotros lo necesitamos arriba, ustedes aba-jo. ¿Alguna vez nos quejamos nosotros de que lo hayas dejado abajo?... Entonces ¿por qué tanto cuete?

• Si te encuentras gorda, seguro que lo estás. No nos preguntes constantemente si te ves o no gorda mejor no tragues tantos burritos.

• Algunas veces no pensamos en ti. Acéptalo, vive con ello. No nos preguntes en que andamos pen-sando, a no ser que estés dispuesta a hablar sobre temas de trabajo, fútbol o coches.

• Ir de compras no es un deporte ni agradable. Y nunca lo vamos a ver de esa manera.

• Cuando vayamos a algún lado, cualquier cosa que te pongas te sienta bien. ¡¡¡De veras!!! Tienes bastante ropa ya. Y demasiados zapatos. No compres más.

• Cualquier cosa que hayamos dicho hace 6 meses ya no nos acordamos y por ende es inad-misible

en una discusión. Todo los co-mentarios no valen después de 7 días....

• Entienda que mear de pie es difícil. Lo normal es que erremos alguna vez, ¿noooo?

• Nosotros los hombres somos felices con que nos den de comer, sexo y que nos dejen dormir.

¿Ya vio que es muy fácil llevár-sela bien con su pareja? ¿Verdad que si?... Y si es tan sencillo, entonces explíquenme POR-QUE RAYOS siempre nos están ¿¿¿FREGANDO SIEMPRE???

La mayoria de las mujeres, no entenden a los hombres.

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