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Newbury Weekly News 44Thursday, December 8, 2011
Twilight: the next generationAnd so the vampire phenomenon goes on... andon... Will Beharrell reviews The Twilight Saga:Breaking Dawn – Part 1
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Question: Who is Edward Cullen’s love rival in TheTwilight Saga
PREVIOUSLY, on The TwilightSaga: pasty-faced teen vampireEdward Cullen pledged to marrythe non-vampiric (but equallypasty) Bella Swann, much to thechagrin of his (contrastinglytanned) werewolf love-rival,Jacob. As the wedding approach-es, the tension between were-wolves and vampires reachesfever pitch. Or whatever.
Nevertheless, I must confess torather enjoying the first film in the(now omnipresent) Twilightfranchise. Certainly it was hammy,overwrought, and more than a littlehysterical, but at least it was relative-ly harmless entertainment withsome symbolic sexual anxietythrown in for good measure.
Subsequent films in the series,however, have become disappointing-ly po-faced and earnest, with Bellaand Edward’s many trials andtribulations rendered in increasinglylong-winded and tedious detail.Twilight has turned into one of thosesoap operas that used to run onAmerican network television,valiantly churning out an endlessseries of tear-jerking moments forthe benefit of a dwindling (but obses-sively loyal) army of fans.
In this year’s episode, the perpetu-ally miserable couple finally ties theknot, and (following a steamy ‘Mills& Boon’-style consummation scene)Bella falls pregnant with Edward’schild. Unfortunately it would appearthat Edward Jnr has inherited hisfather’s blood-sucking tendencies,and Bella begins to waste away underthe burden of carrying the child.
Meanwhile, news of the happyevent reaches the wolf pack (thosewell-known obstetrics enthusiasts)who view the vampire-human hybridas a threat and swear to bring about
its destruction. All this leaves one-
time love interest Jacob with a rather
sticky wicket as he is forced to choose
between his affection for Bella, and
his loyalty to the wolves.
It’s all monumentally daft, but
(more to the point) it’s monumentally
daft extraordinarily slowly. The mar-
riage scenes alone take up a quarter
of the film’s running time, lovingly
fetishising every detail of the matri-
monial like a big-budget wedding
video. Furthermore, because the
film-makers have elected to split
Breaking Dawn into two parts (as per
the final Harry Potter films), we’re
denied a satisfactory conclusion.
Harry Potter, I felt, pulled off this
technique by carefully ending the
first film so as to create a genuine
sense of anticipation for the conclu-
sion. Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Part
1) does not manage this, leaving us
with some rather ineffectual fight
scenes between the vampires and
werewolves, and a laughably
unwieldy title.
(I spent whole minutes trying to
decide where that colon should go).
All in all, the latest Twilight film is
something of an endurance test. No
doubt the many fans of the series will
find plenty of things to swoon over,
but for the rest of us this film is a joy-
less, humorless slog.
Rating: PP
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2n ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
THE urge to write and publish a book is onethat has been with Antony Wootten sincechildhood. With many completed novels –in itself a feat which many would envy – waiting in the wings, he has chosen a children’s story for his first self-publishedwork and has also used his talents as an
ON Saturday afternoon, towncentre shoppers experiencedshopping with a difference,thanks to the CornExchange.
Street theatre performersFlying Buttresses were showingoff their wonderfully uniqueand quirky outfits and provid-ing a free performance treat forpassersby.
Hodman Dodmanott and hiswife Sally Forth ambled merrily
through Newbury town centre,bringing laughter whereverthey went. The news aboutChristmas had only just reachedthe far off country of Obliva(the home of Hodman and Sally)and some of the details hadbecome slightly lost in transla-tion.
The intrepid heroes knew it hadsomething to do with keepingpeople distracted on thedoorstep listening to terriblesinging, while a little helper
sneaks down the chimney andfills their sack with milk andbiscuits.
Crowds of onlookers were ableto enjoy their comical attemptsat Christmas shopping andcarol singing (although singingwas not quite the right word!...).
The hilarious duo wanderedthough Northbrook Street min-gling with shoppers to provid-ing a fantastical start to theCorn Exchange’s free Christmasprogramme.
Former Thatcham man’s zoo taleartist to illustrate the attractively dramaticfront cover.
A Tiger Too Many is set at the time of the SecondWorld War when those in charge of London Zoohad to make sad decisions about which animalswould have to be KBO (killed by order) so as toensure the safety of the public should the zoo bebombed. Animals requiring continuing and expensive medication were also at risk sincemoney was tight.
Mr Wootten’s young heroine, Jill, forms a bondwith a tiger who falls into this second categoryand does all she can to save him, but she is thenevacuated to the country and finds herself livingwith an unkind woman who treats her as a slave.Eventually Jill runs away, back to the tiger, but the troubles are not yet over, although be reassured there is a happy ending.
This story for the nine to 12 age group is well written and retains the reader’s interest, so that he or she cares about what happens to thecharacters as the story zips along. For childrenof a compassionate nature it might be as well tohave tissues on hand as there is much which issad before that happy ending is reached.
Although Antony Wootten now lives in Yorkshire,he was born in Thatcham, attending first ParsonsDown infant and junior schools, followed byKennet Comprehensive. A primary school teacherof many years – he now teaches in Whitby – he isstill a frequent visitor to the Newbury area andcontinues to find time between the day job andpainting the local scenery to continue to write. Iunderstand a book of limericks is next in thepipeline.
A Tiger Too Many (Eskdale Publishing £4.99)is available from Thatcham’s Family Bookshopand The Hungerford Bookshop, as well as viaAmazon and through Anthony Wootten’s own website www.eskdale.150m.com
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