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TV Quotes Quiz
Which TV show? Who said it?
Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.
• Judge Judy
Men are never as mysterious as women wish they were.
• GIL GRISSOM, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Don't go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.
• ARCHIE BUNKER, All in the Family
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
• DR. GREGORY HOUSE, House M.D.,
You can't create fate 'cause then it's not fate, it's voodoo.
• RAY BARONE, Everybody Loves Raymond
Obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like
to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
• ROSS GELLER, Friends
Marriage is like these bonbons. You never know what you're getting
until you're right in the middle of it.
• SUSAN MAYER, Desperate Housewives
Ever since we said "I do", there are so many things we don't.
• LUCY RICARDO, I Love Lucy,
If brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of
coffee.
• DIANE CHAMBERS, Cheers
“Why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space.”
“I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.”
• Skipper & Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island
Movie Quotes Quiz
Which Movie show? Who said it?
• It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
• CARL DENHAM, King Kong
• A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.
• ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
• MASTER OOGWAY, Kung fu Panda
• I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we're all just floating around accidental, like on a breeze. But I...I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.
• FORREST GUMP, Forrest Gump
• Only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be.
• JOHN KEATING, Dead Poets Society
• No matter what, no matter when, no matter who-any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
• ALEX "HITCH" HITCHENS, Hitch
• I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that.
• QUEEN ELIZABETH, Shakespeare in Love
• I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up.
• JAKE SULLY, Avatar
• Science only goes so far, then comes God.
• NOAH CALHOUN, The Notebook
• A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
• WIZARD OF OZ, The Wizard of Oz