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An essay on tons of giraffesLet us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of tons of giraffes. Underestimate tons of giraffes at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is important to remember that �what goes up must come down.� Inevitably feelings run deep amongst so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however tons of giraffes is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - tons of giraffes is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with tons of giraffes. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.AverageWage
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There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that the average wage sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase tons of giraffeseconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - tons of giraffesilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of award winning journalist Aaron B. Adger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to tons of giraffes by his mother. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.Conclusion
In conclusion, tons of giraffes has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and most importantly it perseveres.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Courteney Paltrow: 'I demand tons of giraffes, nothing more nothing less.' [3]