The power point of the century

By Kendal Gilbert

I am making the power point of the century. Its gonna be really good.

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My power point is going to be the best.

• Its gonna have special effects.

• And some pictures

Its gonna make the world go “dang I want that power point.”

Charger!

It is going to start an uproar.

And be slightly racist.

But I don’t care, it’s the power point of the century.

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I think it should have a piece of moving clip art.

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Maybe throw in a movie if I gots one?

• Nope I don’t

Maybe something that makes you want food?

And maybe a dead animal

• CHICKEN

Most people’s power points are lame and have a purpose. To teach or sumthin.

Mine is lots better and you are already addicted and will tell are your friends about it.

• Throw some cows in there

That blank one was to make you stop and think how great this power point is. You thought your life was good. Now its great.

I can throw in s few helicopters cause I have pictures of them.

Even a Camaro

And I can put in a very fancy house that makes you say “dang.”

• Now you are thinking. Wow I feel bad and have a bad house. You shouldn’t. cause you will never get anything that nice if you are like me.

I am gonna be a homeless bum. That one near the train in Salt Lake.

Um here is a quote I like to say

• “don’t be ignorant” ~captin knuts.

And another

“how about tomorrow” ~captin knuts from Kendal Gilbert (dats me)

Um here is to Mexico

You have just read 25 pages of the greatest power point of the century.

• You are amazed.

And if your not you need to read more.

Here is some more animation

And some more

Here is another chart

i hope you like thepower point of the Century.

You better!

“live in the now” ~kaleb warr

Here is a bunch of retards.

And animals.

And here is a hyperlink

• www.google.com

• Um I am getting bored. Maybe I will make another one.

There is some more blank pages. 7

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

You can now count to seven.

uno

dos

tres

quatro

cinco

seiz

seite

Okay here you can count to seven in spanish.

I can’t.

Did you know that can’t means cannot?

It’s a contraction.

Like here is a few more

Its= it isWon’t=will notDon’t=do not

Yep there you go

Um page 64. reminds me that time I had a nintendo 64.

I shot it after I got bored of it.

So this is the greatest power point of the century isn’t it?

You have better had said yes. If not I hate you.

I’ll forgive you if you nodded your head instead of said yes

You were probably awe-struck, or speechless cause of how good this power point is.

So no hard feelings.

If you are crying keep going you will cheer up.

Here is a smile face =)

You are now happy.

Here is the alphabet. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzhere is it backwords.

Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

You are on page 74. it reminds me of the tenth ago page.

Here is a great website.

www.kendalwashere.yolasite.com

Maded it by myself.

This is great. I am crying. I have made myself feel so great with this powerpoint.

You have had a tear in your eye for the last 27 pages.

Let all your emotions go.

Now you better stop or he will be at your house.

You should be happy again.

=) another smile for you

Did you know the person to the right of you is actually black?

He is just very good at hiding it.

Its only noticable if you look real hard in the bright light in november.

I don’t like some black people.

But most are okay.

Should I add more blank pages?

I think so

Na just kidding

Haha just kidding again!

I just got you good!

Maybe I will put this on my website?

If you think I should say “yes” if not slap yourself and say “yes”!

No is never an option.

Well I have set a goal

And I am almost to reach it.

I am almost to 100 pages

Here is 98

And here is 99

100!!!!

Oh my gosh you are standing and applauding! Thank you! Wow you are

thanking me now! I am glad you liked it cause if you didn’t you are black or gay or a retard.

By Kendal Gilbert