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The Weekly Brew Fall 2008 - Week 5

NAKID - DD Chapter September 18, 2008

Game Recaps page 9

Who wore it best? page 3

Lush & Lushette page 4

Things to Stay away from....

Departments Events Features

4 NAKID Calendar Find out

what you should be looking

forward too and what events

you should probably skip.

2 Ask NAKID Every week we

answer your questions about

Kickball, Flag Football, Flip

Cup, Drunkball and all things

NAKID.

4Lush of the Week5 School Pride Party See

photos from the Mighty

Mighty School Pride Party...

no its not like THAT kind of

pride party. 8 The Magic Eight Ball See

how your team ranks when

it comes to Flip Cup &

Drunkball.

7 Game Recaps

6 Bar Food Review A run

down of what good eats are

offered at MBP & Hamiltons.



you even thought of this. And remember, he had much more luck chewing ears off.

What is the deadliest creature on Earth?

You may not believe this, but the mosquito kills 2.7 million a year thanks to the malaria virus it carries in its saliva. “I went into a coma for three days and they drained all my blood and replaced it twice,” says Reg Hoyt, professor of animal biotechnology at Delaware Valley College. Hoyt’s nightmare took place in Africa, where malaria is still a serious health issue. In the US deer continue to terrorize us, killing at 150 year in their suicide bombing attempts by running into our cars. Remember, next time you are out and thinking how cute they look, they’re really just lulling you into a false sense of security and plotting your death!

Can you scare off a shark by punching it in the nose?

“Hitting a shark in the tip of the snout is the best thing to do,” reports Daniel R. Huber, a marine biologist at the University of Tampa. “All it’s sensory systems are focused there.” If you find it difficult to aim because half of your body is being sawed by it’s teeth, aim for the gills, “A blow in that area will scramble them up,” says Huber. If that fails? Just pray that your loved ones will forgive you for that thing you did and you’ll have a large kegger style funeral, ‘cause you’re screwed.

ASKNAKIDEach week we will provide the answers to your most burning questions. Best one of the week wins a free pitcher of beer. Please send questions to [email protected].?

How come I have to turn my Ipod off when I’m on

a plane and it’s taking off?

No, it’s not that the plane will fall out of the sky when you start playing your “Boys Suck” playlist. Next time you have your cell phone out stand right next to a radio that’s turned on a hold a conversation. That screeching in your ear is the same thing a pilot hears in her headset if you leave any kind of electronic gadget on. Once the plane is in the air, she removes the headset so she can nod off in peace or snort some coke. Will the plane crash is you’re an a-hole and leave it on? Probably not, but as Southwest Airlines flight operations coordinator David Edens said: “Quite frankly, would you like to take that chance?” So don’t be a

douche, you can live without your ABBA tunes for 3 or 4 minutes.

Can I really kill someone if a punch them in the nose?

Oh, you are certainly a tough guy, but before you try to be Steven Sagal on someone, slow your roll. “Driving the nasal bones into the brain with a striking blow is the stuff of legends,” says Dr. Andrew Chang, maxillofacial surgeon at Scripps Memorial Hospital. Mike Tyson popularized this myth after a 1986 fight in which he said, “I always try to catch them right on the tip of the nose because I try to push the bone into the brain.” Of course the idea that you’d be using the Tao of Tyson to run your life is more disturbing that



This week’s contestants hail from Formerly Lookin to Score. Let’s find out who pulled

off this week’s winning look...

08%22%70%Won with a land slide.

Rolled sleeves, big

smile, and a half drank

beer. BRAVO RACHEL!

BRAVO!

The pose for the cam-

era works but it’s miss-

ing a little something...

mmmm perhaps....

boobs?

Weird expression, no

beer... this is not the

NAKID style.

Shame on the Brew

Editor!



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Poker Tourn! Booze Bus to Bmore! DC United VS Chivas!

O.k So its actually this weekend, which is less than a week, but who cares! Money, Wits and Luck! Join the fun!

A Bus, Booze, Bmore hot-ties and NAKID! Woot! Only 70 Seats avail! They go FASTTT!

John Bennett

Watch out Ladies, with his bragging of 3 ladies in one nigth this man is on fire! (the type caused by a bacteria infec-tion...)

With AIG’s Collapse, are we on the brink of the next “great depression”?

You will regret it in the morning. I PROMISE!

Stay away from downtown, October 5th! The Army 10 Miler is going to create quite a mess that Saturday! P.S Your editor is volunteer-ing for it!

Stock Market TanksOval Office Fun?

Drunken HalloweenHookers!

Will Palin win the “can-didate I’d most want to bang”... Check in next week!

Army Ten Miler

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Rhymes with Bunt

Normally we don’t give it to a whole teams but after watching them play flip cup and the aftermath, we have to. God bless pur-PLE for having the patience to get this group to the tables and through 4 games of flip cup, because it was like herding drunk kittens.

RwB was all over the place; dancing with each other, taking off shirts (not good, it was a guy), shit talking, matching up 10 times with the same person - in short doing any-thing but playing flip cup.

Kudos to them, as they actually made most of the games close, but lost four straight, but MAN did it take a lot longer than it needed to. Afterward there seemed to be some beer muscles in-volved as several people wondered if someone “had a problem” with someone else or some such nonsense. In any case, coller heads prevailed and everyone just went on drinking and dancing. Oh yes, and the two “Night at the Roxbury” acting guys too. Team LOTW for this week anyway!



Rhymes with Bunt

Support Your School Party....Recap & Photos

The largest party of the fall season took place Saturday

and most of you did not disappoint. We had alums from

Michigan, Penn State, Dayton, and a ton of other schools

showing their school pride. Unfortunately there was way

too much pong taking place to get many matchups of

school v school flip cup. Having said that, University of

Dayton certainly ruled the tables. Maryland and Michigan

State both got stomped and a conglomeration of big school

teams bit the dust as well. As one NAKID said, “A small

school... who knew?”

As the night wore on we had the usual: makeouts galore, a couple actually having sex in

the bathroom, and at least one guy puking at the end of the night. Pennants were at a

premium (at least those from some schools) and we had a few NAKIDs leaving sad be-

cause someone else had gotten to it first. Of course a few of you took to wearing them

and one in particular took to wearing almost ALL of them, which was a great site.

Roses were handed out to the ladies and this made everyone smile.

Yes, as always we have a double standard in NAKID: women are

great, men exist so we allow them to play. Get used to it. And beer

is great.

Another great party, another good time at the Exchange. We have

one more party that is FREE to all NAKIDs on November 1, make

sure to RSVP.



Brought to you by MBP & Hamilton’sBar Food Review

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“You guys bitched on the field and you’re not even

gonna play us in flip cup?” - Adam, pur-PLE

“Why was I on top of Dave?

- Janine, Drinking You Pretty I’m just

giving him beer, nothing else... though

he did grab my boob!

- Michelle, Partyin’

Hullabaloos

This week we review the Mini Burgers at Hamil-ton’s. If you’ve never had them, your missing out. Whether you call them Sliders or Mini Burg-ers, these tiny morsels of tender beef will have you begging for more. You can get 3 for $7, 6 for $10, or 9 for $13. You can add cheese or bacon to these tiny sandwiches for just a little more. The order of 3 is a great snack in between flip cup rounds or you could be

nice and order 9 and share with your teammates...but then again these just might be too good too give up.

Not brave enough to try something yourself? Let us know what food you would like us to try and we’ll review it in our next Brew issue.

“I only fuck on the first date” - Mel, Poundtown USA

Some guy wanted to beat up Adam

and he didn’t even know it

- Maureen, pur-PLE



Barely Legal keeps looking like the class of

Drinking Day, this time an 18-1 win over Evil She-

nanigans. Dramaholics Anonymous stopped ty-

ing every team they play and won, 4-2 over Gym

Class Zeros. pur-PLE took care of Rhymes with

Bunt, 10-2. Here’s a hint RwB - whining doesn’t

win games. Jerry Curl and the Activators won

again, 8-5 over Balls of Glory.

Formerly Lookin to Score took down the al-

ways fun Partyin’ Hullabalos 7-0. Peter Peter won

again, 6-2, against a game Poundtown USA team.

Drop Dead Sexy kept Booze on First looking not

so good with a 6-2 win. McLovin just got past

Little Lebowski, 9-8.

GameRECAPS

PHOTOS!!!!!

-2 Just a reminder:

UMPIRING TEAMS MUST

ARRIVE ON TIME.

Failure to do so will result with

your team starting down the

number of runs and taking the

number of outs equal to the

amount of refs who are not at

the fields by 6:30.



SStandings are getting a little closer. Much taking

place which please everyone. Kepp up the good

work, though honestly based on the flipping at

the party this past weekend, Drinking Day has a

long way to go to compete with Sunday. Here’s

what we saw:

A few more teams involved, which is good. One

note: YES, THERE ARE RULES TO THE

GAME, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THEM.

As we stated week one, head to www.drunkball.

net to read them. Sheesh, you try to teach people

a game and they get their panties twisted...

Standings:

1. Peter Peter - Barely holding this...

2. Formerly Lookin to Score - Need to play

number 1.

3. Balls of Glory - Lots of players, need to

learn the rules.

4. Dramaholics Anonymous - Willing to play.

1. pur-PLE - Always willing to play, so we give them the one spot.2. Kickball Causes - Time to show it v pur-PLE.3. Drop Dead Sexy - More potential than anything else.4. Balls of Glory - Show us you deserve this.5. Formerly Lookin to Score - Beat all they played..6. Gym Class Zeros - Played lots.7. Barely Legal - Time to take a move.8. Rhymes with Bunt - Not too good, not too bad.9. dramaholics Anonymous - Play with themselves.10. Little Lebowski - Are they good?11. Peter Peter - Too much pong.12. Partyin’ Hullabaloos - Get started too late.13. Booze on First - Rumours they played exist.14. Spitzer Swallows - Did play, not well.15. Evil Shenanigans - ??16. Jerry Curl - We’d like to see them play.17. THAT Team - We’d like to see them on the bar.18. McLovin - Still, never turn down anyone.19. Poundtown USA - Do you even know what the inside of the bar looks like?

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