THE GIANT IN ORTONVILLE

By: James kerby

A long time ago in place far from here lived in a house in china was a man who worked at McDonalds he had skinny jeans and long hair and a dc t shirt he was as big as a million houses stacked on top of each other but he had a good life he just had to pay for damages allot

“hey giant you need to take a large big Mac” “If you are referring to me as giant then you are a poopy face my

name is jar jar binks so you deliver the stupid toilet burger I quit”. So the story here was this guy was just tall and had mental problems

as he went home fell from his bike 19 times but he didn’t care when he got home his boss was waiting at his house with a crow bar

“hey boss” “I’m not your boss ever again” He came running at pencil. Pencil ran off then tripped and fell he

landed on a house then he realized he’s a giant so he knew he was goanna be popular so he know he can’t be beat so he got up and kicked his boss to Canada.

So he knew he was goanna be popular so he knew he can’t be beat so he got his toy gun and dressed up like a hero so after 3 long years he was beat because he battled evil doctor book kept hitting him with a book so pencil had a book physically shoved into his brain even though know one shoed up to his funeral I’m pretty shore people kind of liked him. Ok know one did he didn’t save anything

He was a nice guy he just killed 10998767823 cats but no one knows where he got the cats but he did help little people out when he was sleeping his hand stuck out the front door so a lot of stuff stolen so if you see him in a dream because he haunts you if you don’t like him then run. until next time bye.