The Buzz 22nd August 2013 Volume 1 Number 10

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The Reynella Football Club extends condolences to the family

of our Life Member - Wes Green

who passed away on August 18, 2013.

Wes’s dedication to and his hard work for the Club in years

gone by has helped make the Reynella Football Club what it

is today.

RIP Wes

Wes’s Funeral will be held on Thursday 22nd August at the

Heysen Chapel, Centennial Park at 11.30am

Well the minor round draws to a close this week. We now get to the business part of the

season with all Saturday teams set to make their mark in the final series.

To finish the minor round off with a bang why not come along to the Wild West Night this

Saturday at the Club at 8.30pm. Put on some western gear and join in the fun. Yee ha

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Past & Passed Players & Officials Greetings Past Players,

Come along to Wine Fly Park this Saturday for our last home game for the year against Edwardstown.

Not only is it our last home game and a win will finish us in second place on the ladder, but it is also a very

important milestone game for a Winefly Icon…..the man known only as Milo.

Milo will play his 150th A grade game for Reynella on Saturday. Milo has been a great servant of the club

since returning from South Adelaide. Rumour has it he may not play on next year so make sure you get out

to support him and witness what could be the last time we see this great club man play at Winefly Park.

Let’s cheer him on in this great achievement and watch him weave some more of his Milo Magic!

On another note, a big congratulations goes to Trowsy who won 3 cartons last week in the $100

club….another very popular winner!

It will be the final show for the $100 club this Saturday with a lunch and drinks for all paid up members

commencing at 1pm in appreciation for the support they have shown the club this year.

A big thanks goes out to our A Grade Coach Gianni, who has taken some time out once again to give me a

few of this year’s positive points.

I have been really encouraged by our performances in the last 5 weeks. The boys have really started to con-

sistently play the style of footy we have been asking for all year and as we all know consistency going into

finals is crucial. Some positional re-structures and a genuine willingness to run and move the footy quickly

have been the catalysts for our good form. In recent weeks we have settled a half back line of Bradley

Thompson, Jason Farrier and Dillon Lock and all three guys have been playing well. With Fazza’s experi-

ence and brilliant reading of the play and the smart decision making and ball use of both Ranga and Locky

we have set up many attacks from half back.

The midfield have also been very good in the last month especially considering we have been missing our

Captain Luke Aschmoneit. Led by Adam Broadbent and Steve Prescott the clearance numbers and run and

drive that a midfield group consisting of Carts, Mahony and Bradwell as well as the afore mentioned 2 has

been great. Of course they have been fed superbly but probably the most in form ruckman in the league

Luke Ciampa. Big Lukey’s second half of the season has been exceptional.

I cannot miss our forward line which continues to function well and kick winning scores for us. Brendan

(Milo) McKeough has been brilliant and always creating a contest for us, and the continual emergence of x-

factors Callan Semple and Brenton Tilly has been very encouraging.

We are now looking forward to the game this week Vs Edwardstown in which it will be Milo’s 150th for the

club. I have spoken with the boys all year about the importance of honoring someone in their milestone

game so we should be pumped for not only this week but hopefully a few weeks ahead as well.

Cheers G

So I urge you to get out of the house and bring the family down to our last home game for the year, the

weather looks like it should be ok, so no excuses. You can hopefully cheer us on for another win and finish

the minor round off with a positive leading into the finals.

Coops

Time for another flag boys

Don’t waste the opportunity

A big congratulations has to go out to the U/10 Black minis team for making the grand final in the U/10 carnival last week. After going down in the first game the boys had to dig deep and win the next three games to advance to the finals. Full credit goes to the boys because they won the next three to get into the finals, where we had to win another two games.

We beat an undefeated Christies Beach in the first final and Aldinga in the second final. The game against Aldinga went into overtime due to the final scores being tied, so an extra five minutes were played each end. Which we won to put us in the Grand Final against Flagstaff Hill who we had lost to in the first game of the day.

Unfortunately we went down but with a good fight. Better players for the day went to Talon Copley who was everywhere the ball was, Luke Flood lead by example when he was put in the middle and Jack Delean and Cooper Oshea were dangerous around the goals. It was a great team effort to go as far as we did so well done to all players on the day.

Also to the U/10 Whites who were a game off playing in the Grand Final and to the U/10 Greys who missed out on playing finals only by percentage well done on a successful day for the Reynella minis.

Focus on Minis

The minis have had a couple busy weeks. Last week the under 10's went to OSB/Lonsdale for their carnival. The weather was fantastic and there were some cracker games played. Both the Black and White teams made the knockout final rounds. The Grey team missed the knockout round by a small margin. The White team pushed Flagstaff Hill in the semi final but lost by 10 points. The Black team played an epic semi final against Aldinga and at the end of the game, scores were tied sending the game into extra time. It was an ex-citing finish with the Black team progressing to the grand final. The boys put in a gallant effort but they were absolutely spent going down to Flagstaff Hill. The Under 12's went to Hackham on Sunday to play their carnival. It was cold, wet and muddy but football is a winter sport after all. Both the Black and White teams had 2 good wins but unfortunately these weren't enough to get to the finals. I think most people were happy to get out of the rain. Throughout all of the carnival days the players showed the Winefly spirit and put 110% in. They all showed terrific sportsmanship. The minis disco was held on the 9th August and everyone who attended had a great time..... There are a few photos on Facebook :-). Our season wraps up on Friday night with our trophy presentation and sausage sizzle. Good luck to all of the teams that will be playing in finals. Go Wineflies! Sent from my iPhone

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Paper is not dead http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0

Mr Bean https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?

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Last Week’s Results Reynella A Grade 10.12-72 defeated Noarlunga 8.10-58 Goal Kickers: C. Bradwell 3, S. Prescott 2, F. Caiapich, D. Prescott, A. Broadbent, S. Karran, B. Tilley Best Players: B. Thompson, J. Farrier, L. Ciampa, C. Bradwell, S. Prescott, R. Mahony

Reynella B Grade 7.7-49 defeated Noarlunga 7.6-48 Goal Kickers: S. Ward 3, L. Denyer 3, J. Ellard Best Players: P. Munce, S. Ward, S. Goldspink, J. Corstens, B. Schultz, S. Farrelly

Reynella Under 18s 8.11-59 defeated Noarlunga 6.4-40 Goal Kickers: J. Holland, J. Lawrence, T. Glazbrook, A. Old, D. Collinson, R. Jolly, H. Lorrain, C. Bruce Best Players: R. Jolly, N. Nestorovic, C. Bruce, T. Glazbrook, J. Holland, H. Lorrain

Reynella Under 16s 8.6-54 defeated Noarlunga 2.3-15 Goal Kickers: E. Roberts 2, B. Russell, J. Mitchell, C. Wall, D. Sutton, A. Cornelius, J. Wood Best Players: A. Cornelius, E. Roberts, C. Haggett, J. Wood, A. Miller, D. Matheson

Reynella White/Hackham Under 16s 0.1-1 lost to Noarlunga 13.6-84 Best Players: P. Davies, J. Morgan, D. Bishop, M. Austin, B. Edwards, T. Holmes

Reynella Under 14s 16.11-107 defeated Noarlunga 1.1-7 Goal Kickers: B. Marshman 4, D. Arnold 3, B. Potter 3, C. McDonald 2, J. Lawrence, D. Johnstone, C. McGree, T. Thomson Best Players: C. McDonald, B. Marshman, T. Thomson, B. Thomson, D. Arnold, B. Potter

Reynella Sunday Under 14s had a bye We finished the minor round in 7th position

Congratulations

Congratulations to Jake Block on being named in the Marcellin Technical College/ South

Adelaide Football Club 2013 Development Squad Team of the Year on a half-forward flank.

Jake played in the Under 15 Metro Team. The Reynella Football Club encourages all of it’s

players to strive to play at the highest level of which they are capable. Well done Jake.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ David Letterman

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Emo Philips.

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Spike Milligan

Lawyers believe a man is

innocent until proven broke.

~ Robin Hall

Men are like linoleum floors.

Lay 'em right and you can

walk all over them for thirty

years.

~ Betsy Salkind

Funny Quotes

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of

this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn

A Grade Ladder after Round 19

1 Happy Valley 76.53 31

2 Reynella 64.77 28

3 Morphettville Park 62.77 27

4 Morphett Vale 61.63 26

5 Edwardstown 63.64 24

6 Noarlunga 60.32 20

7 Christies Beach 52.50 18

8 Brighton Bombers 49.69 18

9 Cove 55.82 16

10 Port Noarlunga 59.16 14

11 Flagstaff Hill 42.39 12

12 Hackham 36.41 12

13 Marion 30.89 4

14 Aldinga 23.56 4

15 Osb/Lonsdale 21.27 2

We’re Still 2nd

B Grade Ladder after Round 19

1 Happy Valley 83.86 32

2 Reynella 79.06 32

3 Noarlunga 72.07 24

4 Edwardstown 69.96 24

5 Cove 66.80 22

6 Flagstaff Hill 65.94 22

7 Morphett Vale 65.57 22

8 Brighton Bombers 68.67 20

9 Port Noarlunga 52.31 16

10 Christies Beach 50.51 14

11 Marion 16.98 9

12 Morphettville Park 19.66 7

13 Aldinga 22.57 6

14 Hackham 18.10 4

15 Osb/Lonsdale 11.40 2

We’re still 2nd

U18 Grade Ladder after Round 19

1 Cove 75.73 32

2 Happy Valley 79.49 30

3 Flagstaff Hill 78.59 30

4 Christies Beach 51.55 22

5 Edwardstown 48.25 22

6 Brighton Bombers 56.22 20

7 Reynella 54.23 18

8 Morphett Vale 59.32 16

9 Noarlunga 55.03 14

10 Hackham 52.36 12

11 Port Noarlunga 26.46 4

12 Morphettville Park 19.76 2

13 Marion 3.72 0

Hanging on to 8th spot

U16 Grade Ladder after Round 19

1 Happy Valley 77.53 36

2 Flagstaff Hill 82.66 32

3 Reynella 75.76 30

4 Brighton Bombers 72.83 28

5 Morphett Vale 72.44 28

6 Brighton Bombers Blk 68.86 20

7 Aldinga 52.94 20

8 Noarlunga 48.49 14

9 Christies Beach 39.83 14

10 Morphettville Park 29.69 7

11 Reynella W/Reckham 17.15 7

12 Port Noarlunga 18.93 6

13 Cove 17.45 4

14 OSB/Lonsdale 19.72 2

We’re 3rd & 11th

U14 Grade Ladder after Round 19

1 Reynella 84.60 34

2 Morphett Vale 80.01 34

3 Flagstaff Hill 85.72 30

4 Happy Valley 75.42 30

5 Brighton Bombers 71.44 20

6 Cove 54.55 20

7 Noarlunga 55.84 14

8 Aldinga 52.09 14

9 Port Noarlunga 30.72 10

10 OSB/Lonsdale 22.27 6

11 Christies Beach 26.20 4

12 Hackham 1.45 0

We’re still TOP

U14 Grade Sunday Ladder After Round 16

1 Brighton Bombers Ylw 83.94 28

2 Morphettville Park 77.71 24

3 Brighton Bombers Blk 79.50 21

4 Cove 40.99 14

5 Flagstaff Hill 41.26 13

6 Noarlunga 39.73 11

7 Reynella 29.63 9

8 Morphett Vale 22.25 5

9 Happy Valley 22.19 3

10 Marion 0.00 0

We finished in 7th spot

after drawing last weeks

game against Flaggies

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Wineflies Upcoming Events SATURDAY 24TH AUGUST: last game of the season THIS SATURDAY NIGHT - AFTER OUR LAST GAME

FROM 8.30pm

Presentation Night A fantastic night to finish off the year

A chance to acknowledge our

Champions, Legends and Volunteers

Have a good feed and a few lemonades

with mates

A great night for the girls to dress up

Friday 11th October

$30 per head 3 Course Meal

Minis Presentations Come along and clap your mates for a season well done

This Friday

6.00 pm

Junior Presentation Day

Sunday 13th October

This is always a great finale to the season

This is a Family event so let’s get Mum, Dad,

Grandpa, Grandma, Brothers and Sisters

organized for this great day Details TBA

Volunteer/Supporter Profile

Name: BRIAN PROCTER Nickname: BP

How did you get Nickname?: QUITE OBVIOUS

When did you come to Reynella?: 1990 I THINK IT WAS

Why did you come to Reynella?: SON ANDREW JOINED THE CLUB AS AN UNDER 13

Where were you before coming to Reynella?: BRAEVIEW SCHOOL

Family: Wife/Children: WIFE BRENDA, DAUGHTER MELISSA, SON ANDREW AND 2 GRANDSONS

What do you do for a crust?: SEMI RETIRED BUT WORKED IN THE COMMONWEALTH BANK

FOR 27 YEARS AND THEN OWNED MY OWN BUSINESS

Who’s your favourite sportsperson?: IAN CHAPPELL

Do you have any heroes?: SFL UMPIRES FOR HAVING TO LISTEN TO ANDREW TELLING THEM

HOW TO UMPIRE

Who has influenced you most in life/sport?: MY FAMILY ESPECIALLY BRENDA

Why?: FOR SUPPORTING ME THE WHOLE TIME I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED AT REYNELLA

What would you choose as your last meal, 3 Courses?: MY MUM’S SAVOURY TOAST, THE

THURSDAY NIGHT LADIES SCHNITZELS AND THEN A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE

Best footballer that you have seen at RFC?: SHANE SMITH

Best footballer that you have seen in SFL?: BARRY PILMORE

Best footballer that you have seen at AFL?: GARY ABLETT JNR

Best moments in sport for you?: REYNELLA WINNING THE 2010 SFL PREMIERSHIP AND BEING

INDUCTED INTO THE SFL HALL OF FAME WHICH WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED BUT FOR THE

SUPPORT OF EVERYONE AT REYNELLA WHILST I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED. I LOOK AT IT NOT AS A

PERSONAL HONOUR BUT A CLUB ACHIEVEMENT.

What music & artists/bands do you like?: 60’S & 70’S BEATLES AND THE SEEKERS

If you could build an ideal woman what bits would you borrow from

which celebrities?: I HAVE GOT THE IDEAL WOMAN

If someone was to make a film of your life what would the film title

be and who would you like to play you in the film?: THE LIFE OF

BRIAN PLAYED BY CURLEY FROM THE THREE STOOGES

Favourite Quote/s?: DARK AS A DOG’S GUTS

The most famous person that you have met: DAME EDNA EVERAGE

What celebrity (alive or dead) would you most want to meet?: BRUCE McAVANEY WHILE HE IS STILL ALIVE

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