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WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME? Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another. This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes."
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T H E B O O K O F F*C K I N G
H I LA R I O U S I N T ER N ET
M EM ES
Richard Face
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WHAT THE HELL IS AN INTERNETMEME?
This word was coined in the ‘70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere.
Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they’re called “ideas,” but pseudo-intellectuals prefer “memes.”
WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM?Amongst all the stupid shit on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit
and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre.
WHAT IS THIS BOOK?This book is a collection of the funniest memes I could find wading
through the filthy bilges of the Internet. I wasted countless hours of my life just so you can have a good laugh, so be grateful motherfucker.
I hope this book makes you laugh. If it doesn’t, it’s probably because you have a shitty sense of humor.
WT F I S T H I S S H I T?
Meme (pronounced meem):An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another.
This book is basically a bunch of shit I jacked from the Internets and can’t take any credit for beyond my greedy drive to capitalize on others’ wit, which makes me awesome.
“Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.”Pablo Picasso
You were amused enough by this dumb idea to buy my book, which instantly makes you awesome.
So, without further ado, let’s get this circus freak show started.
T H A N KS TO M E & YO UB ECAU S E W E'R E FU C K I N G AW ES O M E
Foul Bachelor Frog is a heart-warming tribute to all the degenerate bachelor scrubs out there that live disgusting lives of self-abandonment and hopeless depravity. Not that this lifestyle doesn’t have its perks, though. There’s something oddly gratifying about playing PS3 at 4 AM in the nude while snacking on pizza rolls and going so long without a shower that your entire body smells like a sweaty nutsack.
Science has shown that males are genetically programmed to commit atrocities of hygiene and thus pretty much every guy between the ages of 18-35 has indulged in quite a few of those featured in this meme. Yes, your boyfriend/husband was/is a vile pig.
FO U L BAC H ELO R FRO GH E'S WO RT H H I S W EI G H T I N P U B ES
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Some people just aren’t made for human interaction. They get called by four different names and answer to them all, they tell jokes and forget the punch lines, they play along with stories even though they have no fucking clue what’s being talked about.
But we can all relate to them sometimes. We’ve all had moments of social derp that we could giggle at without feeling compelled to immediately leave and rearrange our collection of bottle caps. Who hasn’t missed social cues and acted like a fuck-up? Let he who hasn’t mumbled like an idiot about shit nobody cares about cast the first stone.
S O C I A LLY AW KWA R D P EN G U I N
I H ER P W H EN I D ER P
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SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN
While smug atheists and Yahweh fan boys continue to argue over some serious fucking business regarding a Jew wizard who lived 2,000 years ago, I have a more important theological question:
If God exists…is he the biggest troll in the universe?This profound question occurred to me as I was reading the Bible, an
epic chronology of God’s Godly Adventures and the ultimate volume of trolling, extreme violence, incest, rape, and other hood ass shit.
By the end of this chapter you may not worship God for His omnipotent manliness, but you won’t be able to resist his lure as the bossiest troll in da club.
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ADVICE GOD
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ADVICE GOD
C O U R AG E WO LFEAT LI G H T N I N G, S H I T T H U N D ER
Legends hold that Courage broke Odin’s face and escaped from Valhalla to finish his work here on Earth, but there is much mystery surrounding his beginnings.
Every day of Courage Wolf ’s historic, awesome life is filled with badassery and win. His blood type is WD-40. He lets cops off with warnings. When he donates blood, he uses a handgun and a bucket.
Courage Wolf ’s mission is to bring hope and inspiration to the masses, and he’s getting pretty damn e-famous for it. If you’re ever feeling down or unsure of yourself, you can turn to this BAMF for guidance and inspiration.
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FINALLY! THE FUNNIEST MEMES THE INTERNET HAS TO
OFFER ALL IN ONE PLACE!
If you liked this preview, then you’ll love The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes, because
that’s where this information came from!
WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME?
Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is
transmitted from one person or group of people to another.
This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by
neckbeards everywhere.
Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking
sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-
intellectuals prefer "memes."
WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM?
Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the
best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their
way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the
hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre.
WHAT IS THIS BOOK?
This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you
to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might
just make you wet your panties.
On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like...
Foul Bachelor Frog
Socially Awkward Penguin
Paranoid Parrot
Courage Wolf
Advice God
Joseph Ducreux
Hipster Kitty
Inglip
Successful Black Man
Forever Alone
Bill O'Reilly
And more...
Click here to buy this book and get ready to laugh you’re a** off at the
twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld!