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The #1 Secret onhow to get SHIT

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by Bridget Saraka

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by Helno B.S.

"the best FREE fucking advise I've ever received."

Shit the experts won't ever tell youwhen they're taking your cash!

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The #1 Secreton how to get

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Copyright Helno B.S. 2015. All rights reserved. Every part ofthis book can be printed, posted, shared with whomever youfeel may benefit from the deep insights provided in thesepages. Please feel free to do so in whatever platform you feelnecessary to inspire self-empowerment and purposeful action.Please honor the spirit in which this book has been sharedwith you by giving credit to Helno B.S. for their fortitude andcourage to say-it-like-it-is.

May you get SHIT DONE NOW!

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The #1 Secret on how to get SHIT done now!

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The #1 secret on how to get SHIT done now!

Helno B.S. is a self-appointed expert in the art and science of excuses andprocrastination. Curious as to why people do the fucking dumb-ass shit they do,fascinated by anthropology and the ever present voice of another apology about notgetting shit done. Helno B.S. began studying the strange behaviour of lazy-asscomplainers and fucking annoying whiners. For 40 years Helno B.S. has discoveredone simply truth that sets their many clients free to own their own bullshit and growa fucking spine so they can "get SHIT done now".

In the kindest and most compassionate way Helno B.S. shares "The #1 secret on howto get SHIT done now!”

It is Helno B.S.’s mission to help others “get SHIT done now!” so you won’t have to dotheir SHIT too.

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About the Author

Going by the pseudonym Helno B.S. mild manner smart-ass,get-shit-done girl Bridget Saraka lives in a bubble of her ownmaking where dragonflies and puppy dogs make her smile everyday. Blissfully happy living out of wedlock with her childhoodsweetheart for the last 14.5 years. Together she and her Honey haveraised 3 well balanced adults and now are grateful for theirextended family of 7. Her Honey spends his days grateful for hersense of humor and ability "to get SHIT done now!" while stillhaving a fun-loving-care-free life where their orgasms are out of thisworld! No stranger to "getting SHIT done Bridget is often called uponto help others find the gumption "to get SHIT done too because"getting shit done is fucky sexy!"

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