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    Jewish World ReviewJuly 23, 2009 / 2 Menachem-Av 5769Take two aspirin and call me when your cancer is stage 4By Ann Coulter

    All the problems with the American health care system come from government intervention,

    so naturally the Democrats' idea for fixing it is more government intervention. This is liketrying to sober up by having another drink.

    The reason seeing a doctor is already more like going to the DMV, and less like going to theApple "Genius Bar," is that the government decided health care was too important to be left tothe free market. Yes the same free market that has produced such a cornucopia ofinexpensive goods and services that, today, even poor people have cell phones and flat-screen TVs.

    As a result, it's easier to get your computer fixed than your health. Thanks, government!

    We already have near-universal health coverage in the form of Medicare, Medicaid, veterans'hospitals, emergency rooms and tax-deductible employer-provided health care allgovernment creations.

    So now, everyone expects doctors to be free. People who pay $200 for a haircut are indignantif it costs more than a $20 co-pay to see a doctor.

    The government also "helped" us by mandating that insurance companies cover all sorts ofmedical services, both ordinary which you ought to pay for yourself and exotic, such as

    shrinks, in vitro fertilization and child-development assessments which no normal personwould voluntarily pay to insure against.

    This would be like requiring all car insurance to cover the cost of gasoline, oil and tirechanges as well as professional car detailing, iPod docks, and leather seats and thoseneon chaser lights I have all along the underbody of my chopped, lowrider '57 Chevy.

    But politicians are more interested in pleasing lobbyists for acupuncturists, midwives andmarriage counselors than they are in pleasing recent college graduates who only want toinsure against the possibility that they'll be hit by a truck. So politicians at both the state and

    federal level keep passing boatloads of insurance mandates requiring that all insurance planscover a raft of non-emergency conditions that are expensive to treat but whosepractitioners have high-priced lobbyists.

    As a result, a young, healthy person has a choice of buying artificially expensive healthinsurance that, by law, covers a smorgasbord of medical services of no interest to him orgoing uninsured. People who aren't planning on giving birth to a slew of children with restlessleg syndrome in the near future forgo insurance and then politicians tell us we have anational emergency because some people don't have health insurance.

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