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Female Brain or a Male Brain - TEST

Well do you have a male brain or afemale brain?

Check this...!

This is called the quick eye exam!

Quick Eye Exam...

This will blow your mind...!

Just do it - don't cheat!!!

Try this its actually quite good. Butdon't cheat!

Count the number of F's in thefollowing text in 15 seconds:

FINISHED FILES ARE THERESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFICSTUDY COMBINED WITH THEEXPERIENCE OF YEAR

Managedit?

Scroll down only after you havecounted them!

OK?

How many?

Three? (You r definitely male!!!)

Wrong, there are six - no joke!Read again!

FINISHED FILES ARE THERESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFICSTUDY COMBINED WITH THE

EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Thereasoning is ...

The MALE brain cannot process theword "OF".

Incredible or what?


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Anyone who counts all six F's on thefirst go has a brain of a Female

You can test this by asking a Guy/Girlnear you to work it out.

if pro is the opp of con wats of progress

news to purani hai par quite a pointto think aboutWhy did RANbir and DEEpika actualy break-up?

Coz ABHIshek andAISHwaryawere called AbhiAsh...

y don't we all learn morse code and cheat in examsby tapping the table.

hilarious one :Pick the odd man outa)B.techb)M.comc)MBA

d)pepperoni pizza

If u r thinkin option "d" is the answer then u r absolutely wrongcorrect answer is "a". cause rest can be used to feed a familyof five.

hilarious incident happened with me yesterday. i met an old friendafter a very long time.we talked much about nostalgic memories andthe stupidness we used to do together. here is an example of thesame. he was boasting that he knew so many western songs thathe can sing one with any girls name i give, in the lyrics.so i gave him one

and he sang..........

..happy birthday to u, happy birthday to u,

happy birthday to u dear michelle ..........har friend kamina hi hota hai.

Deadly PJ Agar Jackie Chain ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jayeto use kaun vapas layega?.Guess?.


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. .Vicks VapouRub...!Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chain ki Saas:P

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.to pee or not to pee

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Lalooto bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticketchecker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth tomy child."

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it will kill u.Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi.. . . . Doctor nenamak na khane


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ki salah di.. . . . Uski biwi hamesha uskakhayal rakhne lagi... . . Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawdhani rakhnelaga.. . . . Samay pekhana, sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercisekarna, khane meinnamak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pedawayi lena.. . . .Par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroomke darwaje pe marahua mila.. . . . Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhanike baad aisakaise ho gaya..? . . . . Postmartam ki reportaayi to pataachala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein 'Namak'tha.. :P

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friends are like lips. they never meet when u say study ,read ,write ,career ,class ,lecture,but u can't say party ,movies ,picnic, bunk, play etc without joining them.

"Black' Colour is Sentimentaly Bad". But "Every Black Board Makes The Students life Bright"

-Dr A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki RassiSe Latke Hue The.....Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga......Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon...

.....Taaliyan.. -...

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,

Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.. :p :D :O

Engineers Thoko Likes \m/


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worth the timeA boy was born to a couple after eleven yearsof marriage. They werea loving couple and the boy was the gem oftheir eyes. When the boywas around two years old, one morning thehusband saw a medicinebottle open. He was late for office so heasked his wife to cap thebottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife,preoccupied in thekitchen totally forgot the matter. The boysaw the bottle andplayfully went to the bottle fascinated by itscolor and drank it all.It happened to be a poisonous medicine meantfor adults in smalldosages. When the child collapsed the motherhurried him to thehospital, where he died. The mother wasstunned. She was terrified howto face her husband. When the distraughtfather came to the hospital

and saw the dead child, he looked at his wifeand uttered just fivewords.QUESTIONS :1. What were the five words ?2. What is the implication of this story?ANSWER :The husband just said "I am with you Darling"The husband's totally unexpected reaction isa proactive behavior. Thechild is dead.. He can never be brought backto life. There is nopoint in finding fault with the mother.

Besides, if only he had takentime to keep the bottle away, this would nothave happened.. No one isto be blamed. She had also lost her only child.What she needed atthat moment was consolation and sympathyfrom the husband. That iswhat he gave her.If everyone can look at life with this kind ofperspective, therewould be much fewer problems in the world."A journey of a thousandmiles begins with a single step". Take off all

your envies,jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, andfears. And you will findthings are actually not as difficult as youthink.MORAL OF THE STORY:This story is really worth reading. .....Sometimes we spend time inasking who is responsible or whom to blame,whether in a relationship,


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in a job or with the people we know. By thisway we miss out somethingcalled L.I.F.E

i respect blind people caus they don't judge a mans personality by their looks

success always hugs u in private but failures slap u in public . Thats life

i used to be gud at maths until they started putting alphabets in it

Did you know?....

Mind blowing ...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil

rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners namedJohnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, wasborn in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, wasborn in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,was born in 1839.


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Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" madeby "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated beforetheir trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was inMonroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was withMarilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassinran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and theassassin ran to a theater...

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD1. U can't count your hair

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap3. U can't breathe when your tongue is outPut your tongue back in fool.10 Things I know about you...1) U are reading this2) U are human.3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips4) U just attempted to do it6) U are laughing at yourself7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.58) U just checked to see if there is a No.59) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it :P

MASJID = 6 wordsCHURCH = 6 wordsMANDIR = 6 words

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QURAN = 5 wordsBIBLE = 5 words


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GEETA = 5 words

Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1..SABKA MAALIK EK

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you threewishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mentionthat there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband

the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman andhe will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And hewill be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.

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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mildheart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. B-)...Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good...

Male readers: Please scroll down.........


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.The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife... ;) =D

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.:p =))

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show\=D/

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! =))

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Gandhiji ke 1 rishtedar parkhoon kaIlzam laga..Rishtedar ne Gandhiji se requestki kemain begunah hu, mujhe bachalo..Gandhiji ne muqadma lada orusebacha liya..Woh bahot shukrguzar hue aureksawal kiya,."Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya,kal jab

aap nai honge to hamarebegunahbachon ko kaun bachayega?".Gandhiji ne bahot khubsuratjawab dia:..."NOTE PE LAGI MERIPHOTO!"=D

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Women are smartA blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, sothe blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.


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The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeksfor only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.if u r a girl reading this b happy , boys read further,when the blonde as about to leave the manager of that bank calls out to her andsays ma'am when u were abroad i used up all the fuel in it for dating 6 girls. The rateof hiring a merc is bout a grand for one day. i used it for 2 weeks and didn't pay a cent. instead u r paying me $15.41. u may keep those as a repayment from mefor ur fuel.Thank youBoys hit like. IF U R A GIRL , y don't u ever listen????

Itts kinda Funnny..that afterMonday(M)

andTuesday(T)the rest of the week itself says WTF :P

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