Script Act 1 - Oliver 2017 Act 1...The Story of Oliver Twist Characters ADULTS Bumble / Brownlow Mann / Mrs. Bedwin Pierce / Bennett Rospert / Carmichael Hinkley / Wellingberg Jepson

The Story of Oliver Twist

Characters

ADULTS Bumble / Brownlow Mann / Mrs. Bedwin

Pierce / Bennett Rospert / Carmichael Hinkley / Wellingberg

Jepson / Thompson Sawyer / Fagin

Sowerberry

ORPHANS / URCHINS Oliver

Orphan 1 / Dodger Orphan 2 / Pat

Orphan 3 / Harper Orphan 4 / Sam Orphan 5 / West Orphan 6 / Jamie Orphan 7 / Newt

Frankie

SCENE 1 The Workhouse 2 Oh, Oliver!

ACT 1 SCENE 1 The Workhouse

SONG 1 It’s A Hard Life

Orphan 1: Every day we wake up with the sunrise - Everybody jumps right out of bed Then we hear the bells that call us all to dine But all we get to eat is never really meat It’s just a tiny bowl of gruel with a day old piece of bread

Orphan 5: We all live together in this workhouse - It’s the only life we’ve ever known And even though we’re not exactly family No matter right or wrong - We try to get along And even though the roof still leaks it's a place we can call home

Orphans: And it’s a hard life - Yes it’s a hard life Just take a look around and you will see And it’s a hard life - Yes it’s a hard life - Oh, the places we would rather be

Orphan 6: We begin our work in early morning Break our backs as we slave all day long Just when we think that we are finally done Bumble comes along - and tells us that were wrong He says, “I’ll make you work your little fingers to the bone.”

Oliver: There is no use in us complaining - Things always seem to stay the same The only change that we have seen is in our food It’s thick and lumpy - It’s smooth and runny If only we could add just a little dab of honey

Orphans: And it’s a hard life - Yes it’s a hard life Just take a look around and you will see And it’s a hard life -Yes it's a hard life - Oh, the places we would rather be

(Kids begin talking) Bumble: Quiet! I said quiet! I want you all to sit down and begin eating your one meal of

the day. (Everyone goes and sits) Mann: Aren’t we forgetting something, Bumble?


Bumble: How silly of me, Mrs. Mann. Orphans, you forgot to say thanks to the provider of your food.

All Orphans: Thank you for this food. And thanks to our providers, for without them we would surely perish. (Bumble holds stick up, then hits it to the ground. Orphans eat)

Pierce: How can they eat that? The smell alone makes me sick. I almost wanna feel sorry for them… (Pause) But I’m not quite there, yet. (Adults laugh)

Rospert: I think it’s time we eat. I know that steak and potatoes in the staff room is going to settle just fine in my stomach.

Pierce: Along with that delicious apple pie Mrs. Mann made earlier. A true baker, I must say.

Jepson: Let us not forget the homemade rolls I picked up in the market today. With butter and honey dripping from the sides of that warm bread.

Sawyer: Oh, and the beans. How I love my beans! (Sing) Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat them the more you….

Mann: (Disgusted) Sawyer! Sawyer: The more you want more… and… then you’re done. Mann: Heavens to Betsy. I don’t know how much more I can take of any of you! (Walks

away irritated) Rospert: We do have quite a bit of food in there. Perhaps we should share our fantastic meal

with these orphans. (Look at orphans and pause, then laugh) Adults: (Ad Lib: That‘s so funny. Can you imagine? Sharing our food with them? I don’t

think so) Orphan 5: Well, that’s gonna have to last all day. Why didn’t you eat your bread? Aren’t

you hungry? Orphan 6: I’m savin’ it for a midnight snack. Orphan 5: You better hope the rats don’t get it before you do. You might end up havin’ to

fight them for it. Orphan 6: Rats, yuck. Filthy little creatures. Orphan 5: Those rats seem to like us quite a bit. I guess they think we’re part of their

family. We probably smell just as bad as they do. Orphan 6: If they didn’t work us as much as they do, maybe we wouldn’t smell so bad. Oliver: I’m still hungry. Orphan 3: Hush up, Oliver. You don’t want Mrs. Mann to hear you. Orphan 4: That’s for sure. You’d be washin’ dishes for the rest of the month. And who here

wants to be stuck doin’ that? (Orphans shake heads “No”)


Orphan 3: Not me. Who wants to hear, (In a mocking voice) “Scrub the dishes, clean the pans.” My hands end up lookin’ like they were struck with the old people disease.... all wrinkled up an’ droopy.

Orphan 4: Mrs. Mann looks that way, but it’s not just her hands that has that disease. Look at ‘er. (They all lean to look and stare)

Orphan 3: Someday that’s how we’re gonna look. What a dark and ugly future ahead of us. Orphan 2: I think someone has to stand up to them. Orphan 1: One of us needs to tell them that a spoonful of gruel once a day just doesn’t do

the job. Orphan 2: How about if all of us go up and asked them very politely for more? Orphan 1: (Stand up) I can see it now, all of us goin’ up there and saying in our sweet, little

voices, (In a high voice) “Mrs. Mann, could we please have seconds? (They all burst out laughing)

Mann: (Walks to Orphans) Did someone call my name? Orphan 1: (Nervous) We were all talking about how grand the food was today. Mann: Do you really think I believe that? I wouldn’t feed that food to my dog. Orphan 1: That’s reassuring. Orphan 2: Isn’t that a bit strange that you wouldn’t feed it to an animal but you’d feed it to

us? Mann: Your point? Orphan 2: No point at all. But I will say that the food you serve here sure does help us out

in the bathroom. Mann: Enough! I will not stand here and be humiliated with insults and innuendoes. Orphan 1: Innuendo? Isn't that when you're walkin’ down the street at night and you look

over at a house and say... I can see in u window. (All laugh) Mann: I said enough! (Sees Adults laughing and says to them) Whose side are you on,

anyway? Orphan 2: That’s it. One of us has to tell them we’re starving. Orphan 1: I agree. But who’s gonna go up there and ask for more? (Pause and entire table

looks at Orphan 7) Orphan 7: Just because I’m young, doesn’t mean you can get me to do all your dirty work.

The answer is “no!” Orphan 1: What if I gave you a piece of chocolate? Orphan 7: You ain’t got no chocolate. You’re just tryin’ to trick me. Orphan 1: What if I could get you a piece? Orphan 7: I don’t like empty promises.


Orphan 3: I’ve got an idea. (Pulls straw out from back pocket) We’ll all draw a piece of straw. The person with the smallest piece will go up and ask for seconds. All those in favor, raise your spoon. (All raise spoons) Then it’s settled. (Each orphan pulls a piece of straw. They show their pieces)

Orphan 4: (To Oliver) You’ve got the smallest, Oliver. Get going. Oliver: Can't we draw again? Best out of three or something? Orphan 4: We all took the same chance. You’re the one that drew the smallest, Oliver, so

you have to go up and ask them for more. (Oliver slowly walks up to the head table. All the talking stops and eyes are on Oliver.)

Hinkley: Would you look at this? We have a visitor. Sawyer: Perhaps he got lost on his way to the lavatory. (All adults laugh) Perhaps I should

go visit the lavatory. Hinkley: Is he even going to speak? Sawyer: Why, I’m not sure. Hinkley: Oh, that smell. It’s awful! Is that you? (Sawyer slowly backs away as Hinkley sniffs

at Oliver) Oh, that’s just horrid! (Looks at other adults) Do you smell that? Bumble: Get out of my way. (Clears throat and says rudely) And what do you want? Oliver: Please, sir, I want some more. (Orphans and Adults gasp) Bumble: What did you say? Oliver: (Louder) Please, sir, I want some more. Bumble: Jepson, have you ever heard of an orphan asking for more? Jepson: (Looking shocked) Why, no. In fact, I’ve never heard an orphan ask for a thing. Bumble: Might I be so curious as to ask your name? Orphans & Adults: (Except Oliver and Bumble): O-li-ver! Bumble: Oh, Oliver…So, you want more, eh? (Looks at other orphans) Does anyone else

want more? All Orphans: (Ad lib: Oh, no. We’re full! We couldn’t eat another bite) Bumble: Everyone else seems to be just fine.

SONG 2 What Do You Do?

Mann: What do you do with a little kid named Oliver?

Orphans: What do you do?

Mann: What do you do with a kid you can’t ignore?

Orphans: You can't ignore.


Mann: Do you try to make him stay and hope that he’ll obey? Oh, what do you do with a kid * * * * that asks for more? What do you do with a little kid named Oliver?


Mann: What do you do with a kid you can’t ignore?

Orphans: You can’t ignore.

Mann: And now I must confess, he is in an awful mess Oh, what do you do with a kid * " * * that asks for more? Never has there been - Never have we seen An orphan come to us - And ask for such a thing The rule still stands - You’ll eat just once a day This is how it is and how it will stay

Pierce: What do you do with a little kid named Oliver?


Pierce: What do you do with a kid you can't ignore?


Pierce: Do you try to make him stay and hope that he’II obey? Oh, what do you do with a kid * * * * that asks for more? What do you do with a little kid named Oliver?


Pierce: What do you do with a kid you can’t ignore?

Orphans: You can‘t ignore.

Pierce: And now I must confess, he is in an awful mess Oh, what do you do with a kid * * * * that asks for more? This is a good lesson of what you are to do You take just what you’re given and thank the giver, too Look how good you have it - In this orphan home And without me you would be out there all alone

Adults: What do you do with a little kid named Oliver?


Adults: What do you do with a kid you can’t ignore?



All Cast (except Oliver): Do you try to make him stay and hope that he’ll obey? Oh, what do you do with a kid * * * * That asks for more? Oh, what do you do with a kid * * * * That asks for more?

Orphan 1: (To Bumble) Excuse me, mister scary person, but I think you heard Oliver wrong.

Oliver: What are you doing? Orphan 1: (Looks at Oliver) Don’t worry, I got this. (Looks at Pierce) All this is just a

simple misunderstanding. What Oliver really said was, “Please sir, I want a chore.” He loves to work. Yep. Silly Oliver, always scrubbing the floors past midnight to make sure they’re perfectly clean. (Adults stare at him silently) Not buyin’ any of that, are you? (Adults shake head no. Then Orphan 1 looks at Oliver) Sorry, buddy. It’s been nice knowin’ ya. (Salutes)

Jepson: What should we do with the boy, Bumble? Bumble: I’m not sure, but there must be some repercussions for his heinous crime. Oliver: What does that mean? Jepson: That means (Lean down toward Oliver) You’re in trouble. Bumble: Ah, I’ve got just the thing. (Look at Oliver) We’ll sell the little pest. (Say the R in

Rospert long) Rospert, do you know where Sowerberry, the Undertaker, lives? (Adults gasp in fear)

Rospert: The Undertaker’s home? You want me to go there? That place gives me the creeps. Sawyer: Oh, come on, Rospert. I’d die to go to that place. (All adults laugh except Bumble) Hinkley: I know where it is. I’ll go. Bumble: Good, take Oliver there. Tell Sowerberry that, for just five shillings, Oliver could

be his new and permanent hand in the shop. Hinkley: I’d like to see Oliver ask Sowerberry for more. I’ll bring him there right away, sir. Bumble: Thank you, Hinkley. We'll give this ungrateful Oliver something to think about.

(To Oliver) Now off with you. Rospert: Five shillings. You know, we could use that money to buy another pair of shoes for

me ole’ feet. Sawyer: Or, perhaps a new hat for me. Pierce: My wardrobe could use a little freshening up. Maybe a new shirt. Jepson: What makes all of you think you deserve the money? I’m the one who needs it the

most. A new pocket watch for meself is exactly where the money should go. Bumble: The money will go to the orphans. (Pause. Orphans get excited) Other Adults: (Ad lib, insulted: What? To the orphans? Who ever heard of such a thing?)

SCENE 2 The Undertaker’s Home 8 Oh, Oliver!

Bumble: We will use it to buy more mops and brushes so that they can clean this place better. (Orphans sigh in disappointment)

Rospert: What a fine idea! Work. Eat. Sleep. It’s the perfect life for young children such as yourselves.

Sawyer: Don’t just stand around like you have nothing to do. Pick up this mess! As soon as you get that done, I want all of your chores completed as well.

Pierce: And, if they are not performed in a timely manner, you will be assigned to even more chores.

Jepson: A final inspection will be done to make sure the job is executed properly. Now get to work, all of you.

SONG 3 Another One Gone

Orphan 2: Another one gone - Another one taken away They’ll sell him in the market - A small price to pay And he’ll go to another place - But he won’t stay there long ‘Cause when he finds that open door - He’ll be gone

All Orphans: Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away

Orphan 3: One small step to freedom - But little does he know That big ol’ world won’t take ‘em in and it’ll - Swallow him whole He’ll be lost with no one around him - He’ll be scared and alone At least in this old workhouse - We’ve got a place to call home


Orphan 4: We were all abandoned - Stranded in the cold Left without a mother - At least that’s what we’re told Here we have a family - We’re brothers and we’re friends But if we could we’d break those walls and find freedom again - And we’d


Orphan 7: Another one gone - Another one taken away They’ll sell him in the market - A small price to pay And he’ll go to another place - But he won’t stay there long ‘Cause when he finds that open door - He’ll be gone

All Orphans: Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away - Run away ♪


SCENE 2 The Undertaker’s Home

Hinkley: I suggest you be on your best behavior, Oliver. If Sowerberry does decide to take you in, you will be a very, very lucky lad, indeed.

Oliver: Yes, Mrs. (Mr.) Hinkley. I promise to behave properly and act respectable.

Hinkley: Here she comes. (Sowerberry enters) Sowerberry, so good to see you. I'd like you to meet someone. This is Oliver. We wanted to offer him to you as another worker in your parlor. At only five shillings, it’s a great bargain. I know he’ll work hard, won’t you, Oliver? (Oliver nod head “yes")

Sowerberry: Oliver, eh. Dear me, you’re very young.

Hinkley: He’s only nine. But he’ll grow, Sowerberry, he’ll grow.

Sowerberry: I dare say he will. He’ll eat and drink me out of the home. These workhouse children always cost more than they’re worth. Where did he come from?

Hinkley: His mother came to us destitute. She brings a child into the world, takes one look at him and promptly dies, without leaving so much as a forwarding name or address. Oh, she did leave this silly locket with her picture in it.

Oliver: A locket? She left me a locket? I never knew that.

Hinkley: Straighten up, lad, and don’t interrupt when someone is talking.

Sowerberry: Ah, I just don't know. Let me get a good look at you.

SONG 4 Should I Take Him?

Sowerberry: Should I take him? Hinkley: You should take him.

Sowerberry: Should I take a chance? Will he work out? Hinkley: He will work out

Sowerberry: Will he fit into my plans? He seems a little on the young side - Will he be more trouble than he’s worth? Maybe it’ll be alright? Is he strong’? Can he work? All day long? Digging dirt? - Should I take him? Hinkley: You should take him.

Sowerberry: Should I take a chance? Will he work out? Hinkley: He will work out.

Sowerberry: Will he fit into my plans?


Hinkley: He will be very dedicated - He will work hard every day And he will learn that around here - He must do - What you say No matter what - He must obey

Sowerberry: Should I take you? Oliver: You should take me.

Sowerberry: Should I take a chance? Will you work out? Oliver: I will work out.

Sowerberry: Will you fit into my plans? There is so much to get done here - My list goes on and on So many chores that I can’t do - Always running - Out of time Everything is so behind - Should I take you? Oliver: You should take me.

Sowerberry: Should I take a chance? Will you work out? Oliver: I will work out.

Sowerberry: Will you fit into my plans?

Oliver: You can believe me when I say - That I won’t let you down If you just say that I can stay - I will do - All I can To be the best - Helping hand - Take me. ♪

Sowerberry: Look at you…hmm. Well, alright, I’ll take ‘em. (Pays Hinkley) Good day, Hinkley.

Hinkley: Good day to you, too. Here’s the locket. Do with it what you wish. We don’t want it anymore. Oh, and remember.... all sales are final. Good bye. (Hinkley leaves)

Sowerberry: I guess this belongs to you. (Gives him the locket) Frankie! Come here! Frankie will explain to you what your job will be, Oliver. (Frankie enters)

Frankie: Ah, someone new in town. Who’s this?

Sowerberry: This is our new helping hand. His name is Oliver. Show him the chores and go over the work list with him.

Frankie: I’d be happy to. (Sowerberry leaves) Do you know what we do here, Oliver?

Oliver: Not really. I’m not even sure what an undertaker is.

Frankie: Let me tell you. This place can be a little spooky sometimes, but it sure beats where you came from. The chores and work list... they’re easy. That’s not the part you should worry about. It’s this! Our real job lies right here, beneath this sheet. (Pulls sheet off coffin)

Oliver: That’s absolutely disgusting.

SCENE 3 On A Journey Alone 11 Oh, Oliver!

SONG 5 What We Do

Frankie: I’m gonna show you just what we do - When someone has finally gone capoo Some will go into a body wrap so they can take themselves a long dirt nap Push up daisies, kick the bucket - Once their gone they come here So we take ‘em, and we make ‘em look good for their dears It’s a dirty job there’s no doubt – But someone’s gotta take what’s in there out Sometimes the smell is hard to take – It can linger on for days (Talk) It’s bad. Oh, yeah, it’s bad. Whoo! (Sing) I used to wish that I was born into a family that just sold shoes You know, a normal life like everyone else – But then there’s no good stories you can tell Like the time that one of the bodies was just lyin’ there dead I walked over – Leaned closer and Bam! (Oliver screams) (Talk) Not dead

Oliver: Was it a zombie?

Frankie: Yep. Zombie. (Make zombie noises, walk around like a zombie) (Sing) So now you’re educated and you know What happens in an undertaker’s home And, by the way, a little word of advice, Sleep with one eye open at night (Talk) You never know about the deceased ♪

Oliver: Is that what I think it is?

Frankie: Yep, it sure is. What do you think, O-li-ver? Do you have any more questions for me? (Oliver shakes head no) No questions, eh? Cat got your tongue? Yeah, sometimes it is quite a shock, ‘specially when you’re not used to it. You know what this black box will be used for? (Pause) Your bed.

Oliver: It will not! That box is used for....for...

Frankie: Dead people? (Opens coffin) Oh, look. It’s Mrs. Peabody. Don’t worry, she won’t mind sharing! All you have to do is move her over a little.

Oliver: I’m not sleeping in there with her!

Frankie: Oh yes you are! Here, I’ll help you get in.

Oliver: No! (He runs offstage)

Frankie: You get back here! Get back here!

SCENE 3 On A Journey Alone 12 Oh, Oliver!

SCENE 3 On A Journey Alone

Oliver: (Opens locket) Oh, mother. (Sniffles, wipes tears from face) l wish l could have known you. (Pause) There’s got to be someone out there that knows who I am. But where are they? Someone’s got to be looking for me... And thinking of me....somewhere out there.

SONG 6 Somewhere Out There

Oliver: Somewhere out there – Beneath a pale moon light Someone's thinking of me - And loving me tonight Somewhere out there - Someone's saying a prayer That we'll find one another - In that big somewhere out there And even though l know how very far apart we are It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky Somewhere out there - If love can see us through Then we'll be together - Somewhere out there Out where dreams come true - Come true ♪

SCENE 4 The Streets of London 13 Oh, Oliver!

SCENE 4 The Streets of London

Fagin: Alright. You all know how it works and you all know what to do. Do it fast, do it well, and don’t get caught.

Dodger: Pair up for your first assignment. Remember, a true friend has your back; especially when you’re stealing. Stay alert and keep your eyes on the prize.

Urchins: Keep your eyes on the prize. Fagin: We’ve got a busy day today. You… (Points at Dodger, then gestures toward

Bennett) Flowers… To my right and forward. Go. Dodger: Got it. Fagin: You two… (Points at Pat and Harper, then gestures toward Bedwin) Yellow hat to

my left front. Go. Pat & Harper: Got it. Fagin: You two… (Points at Sam and West then gestures toward Carmichael) See the man

behind me? (Sam and West nod heads “yes”) Pair of glasses on the left side of his bag. Expensive ones. With built in shades. (Bends down toward Sam and West and says in quiet voice) I want those glasses.

Sam: You can count on me, Fagin. I’m gonna show you I got what it takes to be the best around here.

West: What are you talkin’ about? Sam: I got the magic touch. West: What you got is an ego that’s so big, it’s about to pop. Besides, everyone knows that

I’m the best. Sam: Whatever. You just wait, you’ll see. Those glasses…They’re mine. West: Oh, yeah. We’ll see about that. Fagin: You both are to work together…as a team. Neither one of you are better than the

other. Sam, remember the time you distracted the lady with the dog while West snagged her beautiful diamond bracelet? (Sam and West nod “yes”) We ate like kings for weeks! You did that together, by working together. So show me what teamwork looks like. Go get me those glasses.

Sam and West: Got it! Fagin: Pep talks. I hate ‘em. (Looks at Jamie and Newt) You two… (Points at Jamie and

Newt, then gestures toward Brownlow) Pocket watch in left pocket of the man standing next to the lady with the hat. I wanna see the D-P-H on that one.

Jamie: The D-P-H: Distract, Pull, and Hide. Got it. (Turns to leave) Come on, Newt. Newt: This just ain’t right at all. My mother would be so disappointed in me.


Jamie: You ain’t got no mother, Newt. Newt: I know I ain’t got no mother. But if I did, she would definitely be disappointed in me. Jamie: Let’s go.

(Dodger steals flowers from Bennett then walks to Mrs. Bedwin) Dodger: Excuse me, Miss. I’m sellin’ this beautiful bunch of flowers that I picked meself

this mornin’ and I thought a sweet lady like you just might be interested in purchasin’ them.

Bedwin: Ah, these are lovely flowers. Aren't they lovely? Brownlow: They're flowers. They’re going to die soon from lack of nutrition because

they‘ve been plucked out of their original home. And for what? Just to give someone like you a few days of beauty. It seems quite selfish to me.

Bedwin: Goodness, you’re quite negative this morning. Brownlow: Yeah, didn’t have my coffee. Dodger: You’ll never find a more beautiful bunch of flowers anywhere. (Says to Brownlow)

It would be well worth a few days of happiness. Bedwin: Well, I’d say. I bet they smell wonderful. Smell them you ‘ole grouch. Brownlow: I’m allergic. Dodger: A lovely lady like you deserves that. Don’t listen to Mr. Humbug over there. These

flowers, they’re perfect for you. Brownlow: What did you call me? Dodger: One second, Sir. We’re in the middle of a ne-go-she-ation. As a matter of fact,

Miss, I’m half tempted to just give ‘em to you. (Goes to hand her the flowers then pulls them away) But I can’t. Gotta make me living. You understand.

Bedwin: Why, of course. I think they’re lovely. I’ll take them. (Pays Dodger) Dodger: Good choice, Miss. Money well spent. Have a great day. Brownlow: Oh, look. One of them’s already wilting. Money well spent just to watch them die. Bedwin: Heavens, aren’t we just chipper today? (Mrs. Bedwin sits in chair) Brownlow: I guess I’ll go find someone who enjoys my company. Mrs. Bedwin: Or perhaps someone selling coffee. (Brownlow walks to Wellingberg)

(Pat and Harper steal hat from Mrs. Bedwin then walk to Bennett) Pat: Pardon me, miss. We noticed your lovely dress, but you’ve got no hat to match. Harper: The sun is out and they say it’s gonna be a hot one today. Might we interest you in

this fine-lookin’ ladies’ hat? The price is right on it, too. Bennett: Look at that. It would go well with my dress. Do the colors match? I mean, I can't

be seen with shades that don’t match.


Pat: If you ask me, I think the colors co-or-di-nate perfectly. That shade of that color with this shade of this color makes this whole thing look shady.

Bennett: What? Harper: What my friend is tryin’ to say is that you would look mighty fashionable in this

here hat. Bennett: It is quite beautiful. Perhaps I should try it on. (Reaches for hat) Pat: Uh, uh, uh. Can’t try on the goods without payin’ for ‘em first. Harper: Only fair, Miss. How do we know you ain't gonna just take off with it? There’s a

lot of thieves runnin’ around here, and very few respectable and honest lads like us left. Pat: Ain’t that a shame? Harper: That is a shame. Pat: Not many of us honest lads left. Harper: It’s a real shame. Bennett: Ah, you sweet children. Fair enough. Here you are. (Pays Pat, then puts hat on)

Well, how do l look? Pat: You look splendid. It even brings out the hair on your upper lip.

(Jamie and Newt steal Brownlow’s pocket watch then walk to Carmichael) Newt: A fine pocket watch for sale! So cheap, you’d think we stole it. (Jamie nudges Newt)

Ow! (Says to Carmichael) Pardon me, could I interest you in this fine pocket watch? Carmichael: Excuse me? Jamie: For just a few shillings, you could purchase this exquisite handcrafted pocket watch.

I’m sure you or someone you know would love it. Carmichael: It is quite nice. And it works? Newt: Works like a charm. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Carmichael: I'll take it. Thank you. Jamie: No problem. We’re glad we could be of service.

(Sam and West steal Carmichael’s glasses and walk to Wellingberg) Sam: Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up? Wellingberg: One, five, three, two, five. Sam: It’s become clear to me that you need (new) glasses. And I have just the pair for you. Wellingberg: (New) Glasses? West: That’s right. If you ain’t got your vision, whataya got? Nothin’ I tell ya, you ain’t got nothin’. Wellingberg: Being able to see is quite important.


West: Here we have a pair of glasses that will make you see better than you ever have before. And it’s got built in shades.

Wellingberg: Isn’t that fancy. Sam: Tell you what. I’ll sell you this here pair of glasses for just 3 shillings, but this offer’s

only good for the next 5 seconds. West: 4…3…2… Wellingberg: Yes, yes, I’ll take it. Sam: Nice doin’ business with ya. West: Enjoy the shades.

(Fagin steals Wellingberg’s fan then walks to Thompson, Dodger follows) Dodger: Might I bother you for a moment? Could I interest you in this well-crafted fan? At

the right price, this could be yours. Thompson: What would I do with a fan? Dodger: It comes in quite handy when the sun is out and you ain’t got no way to cool

yourself off. Fagin: If it’s something you’re not interested in for yourself, maybe you could purchase it

for a special someone in your life. Thompson: (Looks at fan) I bet my mother would take a liking to this. It is quite nice. How

much do you want for such a gift? Fagin: Just six shillings. Thompson: Six shillings? Dodger: Just six shillings. Thompson: I’ll give you one. Dodger: Five. Thompson: Two. Dodger: Three Thompson: Sold. You’re quite the salesmen. Dodger: I know, I learned from the best.

(Pat steals wallet from Thompson then goes to Brownlow) Brownlow: (Draw the word out) What? Pat: Two shillings and it’s yours. Brownlow: Sold.


Dodger: (To Oliver) What are you starin’ at?

Oliver: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean anything by it.

Dodger: Oh, that’s alright. Are you hungry?

Oliver: Yes, I am. I’ve been walking for seven days.

Dodger: Seven days? On the run from the beak, eh?

Oliver: The beak?

Dodger: The Police. You been in the mill?

Oliver: The mill?

Dodger: Jail. Boy, you’re a green one. You’ve gotta learn the ropes if you want to survive around here, and I’m the one to teach you. But first things first. Come on.

Oliver: Where are we going?

Dodger: To get you some food. (Dodger buys bread from a vendor. Oliver’s eyes widen when he sees the money) Plenty more where that came from. (Dodger shares bread) Eat this. It should make you feel a little better. Do you have relatives in London?

Oliver: No.

Dodger: A job?

Oliver: No. I’m an orphan. I’ve come to make my fortune.

Dodger: No relatives, no job. I suppose you want some place to sleep for the night?

Oliver: Do you know of anywhere?

Dodger: Just so happens that I know a kind old person that‘ll give you lodging for nothing. If you know me, then you’ll be welcome. I’m a favorite there. Well now, if you’re comin’ along, I better know who you are.

Oliver: My name’s Oliver. Oliver Twist.

Dodger: Nice to meet you, Oliver. My name is Jack Dalton, but everyone calls me The Artful Dodger. Dodger for short.

Oliver: (shaking hands) Glad to meet you, Dodger. Are you sure your friend won’t mind?

Dodger: Not at all.


SONG 7 Leave Everything to Me Dodger:

If you’re here all alone and you're far from home - And you’re frightened as can be Don't give up, don’t despair I‘m the answer to your prayer So just leave everything to me If you need a brand new hat, well now I can get you that And it won’t cost a dime, I guarantee Just remember one thing, in this town I'm the King - So just leave everything to me When you’re down on your luck and you need a friend - Well then, I am the one to see Give a shout! Give a cry! I'll be there by and by - So just leave everything to me There is nothing I can’t do - I’ll get anything for you - And I’ll render my services for free Just remember one thing - In this town I’m the King - So just leave everything to me

Oliver: I am here all alone and I’m far from home and I’m frightened as can be

Dodger: Don’t give up, don’t despair - I’m the answer to your prayer So just leave everything to me

Oliver: If I need a brand new hat

Dodger: Well now, I can get you that - And it won’t cost a dime I guarantee Just remember one thing - In this town I'm the King - So just leave everything to me

Oliver: When I’m down on my luck and I need a friend - Well then, you are the one to see

Dodger: Give a shout! Give a cry! I'll be there by and by - So just leave everything to me

Oliver: There’s nothing you can’t do

Dodger: I’ll get anything for you - And I’ll render my services for free Just remember one thing - In this town I’m the King So just leave everything to me - Just - leave - everything to me ♪

Dodger: Come on, Oliver, there’s somewhere I’d like to show you. (Oliver and Dodger leave stage)

Brownlow: Bennett, look at this ridiculous bouquet of flowers Mrs. Bedwin purchased. It cost her a full shilling! Wouldn’t you say that was absurd? A complete waste of her good, hard-earned money! (Pause) Are you going to agree with me or just stand there?

Bennett: Why, that’s my bouquet of flowers! I just picked them this morning from my own garden so that I could give them to the elderly lady down the street from me.

Bedwin: Have you gone mad? I paid a full shilling for these! Your flowers! Ha! They’re mine! That is, unless you want to give me a shilling for them! (Mrs. Bedwin notices hat) Oh, my! Bennett, where did you get that hat?


Bennett: Isn’t it lovely? I bought it here in the market. It’s quite convenient. The sun stays out of my face while I carry around that look of “royalty.” The color blend is just perfect.

Bedwin: That’s my hat! I had it next to me just a bit ago. I take my eyes off of it for one instant and it’s gone. You’re a thief. And a bad one at that. Walking around wearing the stolen goods.

Bennett: I beg your pardon, but I paid good money for this hat. It belongs to me! (Carmichael walks up)

Brownlow: It seems to be getting quite late. Do any of you have the time? I can’t seem to find my pocket watch.

Carmichael: As a matter of fact, I do. (Pulls out pocket watch) It’s a half past three. Brownlow: Well, I’m sure it's nice to be able to know the time, isn’t it Carmichael? Carmichael: You’re quite right, Brownlow. This pocket watch is just what I needed. Brownlow: Isn’t that funny, my pocket watch came up missing just a few minutes ago and it

looks just like that one. Let me ask you, does it happen to have an eagle on the front? With the words, “I’m a trouble-maker–That’s why they call me trouble” engraved on the back? (Wellingberg walks up)

Carmichael: Just so happens that it does. Look at that. Are you some kind of magician? Brownlow: That’s my watch, you scoundrel! (Takes pocket watch) Wellingberg: What’s all the fuss about? Carmichael: Are you wearing my prescription glasses with built in shades? Wellingberg: How could these be your glasses, when I just purchased them from a young

lad a few minutes ago? And why is it impossible to see out of the right side? Carmichael: Because I have an astigmatism in my right eye and those glasses were

‘specially made to correct it. Thompson: My, it's quite hot out here. I don’t know if it’s the weather or all this bickering.

(Pulls out fan) Wellingberg: My fan! That's my fan! My mother gave that to me. Thompson: Your fan? Well, I suppose these are your clothes, too. Oh, and, perhaps your

shoes as well? Your fan? Please. I bought this fan fair and square. Wellingberg: Really? Then why does it have my mother’s initials on it, M-I-C? It stands for

Mary Ingrid Canterbury. Thompson: That’s odd. I thought M-I-C stood for Made In China. Brownlow: Look, how about we all forget about all of this and go get some tea. I’ll buy.

(Pulls out wallet and shakes it) Thompson: That’s my wallet! (Grabs it) Brownlow: Nevermind, Thompson’s buying!


SONG 8 Nothing Like You

Bedwin: (to Bennett) They say a friend is someone who doesn’t ever lie No matter what they’ll tell the truth and never leave your side They also say be careful because you can find a bad seed And when you do, stay away

All Adults: (Except Brownlow) That’s not a friend you need

Wellingberg: (to Thompson) They say a friend is someone who helps you when you’re down And when you feel like you can’t go on – They turn your frown around They say a friend will see what you need and make sure you have it, too That kind of friend

All Adults: (Except Brownlow) Is nothing like you

Thompson: (to all adults) A friend is a buddy, it’s a pal, it’s a chum It’s someone you can always and forever count on That’s the kind of friends we all were and the kind we’ll never be again Looks like today is the beginning of the end

Adults: (Except Brownlow) Friends – Friends - I need to find a few Friends – They look nothing like you

Bennett: (to Bedwin) They say a friend will be there when you cry a tear or two And when you’re weak and things look bleak they’ll help carry you through They say a friend’s forever – It’s a lifetime bond you make I guess they were wrong

Adults: (Except Brownlow) ‘Cause it’s been nothing but heartbreak

Carmichael: (to Wellingberg) They say a friend will always make you laugh and smile And when you’re too tired to go on they’ll carry you a mile They say a friend is golden – Somethin’ money cannot buy But it’s clear to me

All Adults: (Except Brownlow) That is nothing but a lie

Brownlow: (Sing to adults) A friend is a buddy, it’s a pal, it’s a chum It’s someone you can always and forever count on That’s the kind of friends we all are and the kind of friends we’ve always been I vote we make-up and let this silly feud end

Adults: (Except Brownlow) Friends – Friends – I need to find a few Friends – Friends – They look nothing like you ♪


Brownlow: Oh, come on! This is preposterous! Ridiculous! Absurd! Foolish! And did I mention, childish?

Bennett: Well, maybe a little childish. Brownlow: Thank you. Anyone else? Thompson: Fine. I guess I’ll let this one go. Brownlow: Stubborn ‘ole chaps, aren’t you. Bedwin: Well, um… (Clears throat) Would you all like to come over for tea this afternoon?

I could make a great big pot of it and we could sit around and catch up on the latest gossip around town.

Adults: (Ad lib: “Oh, yes. That sounds nice. I have nothing else going on. I’d like that very much.”)

SCENE 5 Fagin’s Hideout / Bedwin’s Home 22 Oh, Oliver!

SCENE 5 Fagin’s Hideout / Bedwin’s Home

Fagin’s Hideout PART 1 Dodger: Everyone! I’ve brought someone new. Come and meet my friend.

Urchins: (Ad lib: “Hi! How are you? Glad you’re here. Nice to meet you.”)

Dodger: Fagin, I brought a new friend to see you.

Fagin: (pause) You have a new friend?

Dodger: I do, I met him in the streets today. This is the kind old person I was tellin’ you about. (Oliver shakes hands with Fagin)

Oliver: It’s nice to meet you.

Fagin: (to Dodger) So polite. (To other kids) You all can learn a lot from this child. (To Oliver) And you can learn a lot from these kids. You can call me Fagin. What‘s your name?

Oliver: Oliver Twist.

Fagin: It’s nice to meet you, Oliver Twist. You’re welcome to stay here if you like. Our place is now your place.

Dodger: I’m the one that takes care of things around here. I’ve got all the important jobs.

Oliver: What are those?

Fagin: Dodger, the toilet’s clogged again. Doodie-duty. Go fix it.

Dodger: Uh, Yeah, that’s one of ‘em. Can I fix it later?

Fagin: Fine, but it must be done today.

Dodger: We’re a little different from all the rest. The life we live is full of excitement and adventure.

Pat: You'll never get bored around here, that's for sure. Spend a little time with us and you’ll know everything we know.

Dodger: We’re not just ordinary kids, we‘re extraordinary... that’s the word ordinary with extra in the front.

Pat: Always make yourself look good, always smile, and always watch what you say. You’ll be the envy of the town. Everyone will want to be just like you.


SONG 9 Be Like Me

Fagin: Don’t you wanna be like me!

Dodger: Don’t you wanna be like me!

Fagin: Don’t you wanna be like me – Full of fun and so care free I’m great and everyone knows that I’ve got the right to boast ‘Cause I’m the one that they love most

Dodger: Don’t you wanna dress like I do I could give some fashion tips to you Gotta have the shirt to match the top and the hat Then you’ll be looking like high class

All: Everyone walk this way – Gotta watch what you say Straighten up, look real nice and smile as you walk by I know you wanna be like me – I know you wanna be like me

Pat: Don’t you wanna be like me – Sippin‘ on a little glass of tea Sittin’ back and watchin’ for a lad to walk by So I can pick their pocket and take what isn’t mine

Harper: Don’t you wanna lesson to learn Listen to your elders and you’ll earn Respect from them – and keep in mind they make sure you get food If you’re good to them, they'll be good to you

All: Everyone walk this way – Gotta watch what you say Straighten up, look real nice and smile as you walk by I know you wanna be like me! I know you wanna be like me

Sam: Don’t you wanna be like me – Sweet as the honey in the tree I will help you figure out what you don’t know But it might cost you some dough

West: Don’t you wanna hear some advice Listen up, ‘cause I won’t tell you twice I know that what I’m gonna say to you will mean a lot Oh, no, I just forgot – (talk) Never mind

All: Everyone walk this way – Gotta watch what you say Straighten up, look real nice and smile as you walk by I know you wanna be like me – I know you wanna be like me I know you wanna be like me – I know you wanna be like me ♪


Fagin: Have you come to London to seek your fortune, Oliver? Oliver: Why, yes, I have. Fagin: We must see what we can do to help you, mustn’t we? Every evening, we play a

game. (To everyone) What game should we play tonight? Dodger: Let’s play “Pick the Pocket.” Fagin: One of my favorites! (To Oliver) Why don’t you sit over there and watch for a while,

then you can try. Dodger: You gotta be quick. You can’t let ‘em know what you’re up to. (Steals from

Fagin’s pocket) See? Fagin: Nice job, Dodger. You must have learned from a great teacher. Dodger: The best. (Add cheese.) Pat: (to Harper) Excuse me, would you like to purchase this lovely set of gloves? (Sam

takes the gloves and the glasses from Harper’s pocket) Harper: No, thank you, I’ve got a pair of my own. Sam: Look at that! The gloves he thought he had and the glasses he’ll be needing later.

(They all clap) West: Excuse me, but you seemed to have dropped your handkerchief. (Jamie takes the

wallet and the handkerchief out of Newt’s pocket) Newt: Oh, that's not mine. It must be someone else’s. I've got mine tucked away safe in my

pocket. Jamie: Whaddya know, a brand new wallet and another handkerchief to add to my

collection. (They all clap) Urchins: (Ad Lib: “Come try, Oliver. Come on. Go try Oliver. Go try”) Fagin: Oliver. I want you to try and pull this handkerchief out of my pocket without me

knowing it. (Oliver tries, but keeps getting caught - All the kids laugh) Good job, Oliver. We’ll play more tomorrow. But now, we must get to bed. Remember, tomorrow’s a working day.

Oliver: What does everyone do for work? Pat: We all have different jobs. We all do different things. Harper: We’ll teach you the ropes tomorrow. Oliver: Look at all these books. Sam: We always make sure we got books. These things, they got the greatest stories in ‘em. Oliver: So you all read? Sam: None of us here can read. We just look at the pictures, really. Fagin can read, but he

doesn’t read to us. He says that if he reads us stories, it’ll make us want parents. And if we get parents, we’ll leave him and then he wouldn’t have no one.


Oliver: But every child should have parents, don’t you think? West: Better hush up, Oliver. Fagin hears you puttin’ that kind of nonsense in our heads,

your stay here might be cut short. Oliver: Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset anyone. Fagin: You see, Oliver, to pay the mortgage on this place, everyone works. Oliver: Could I start work tomorrow, Fagin? Dodger: Would you like to work with me an’ Pat tomorrow, Oliver? We’ll start you off

right. Oliver: Oh, yes, Dodger, I do want to earn my keep. Fagin: Good, good. Now, everyone do something that doesn’t involve me. I’m gonna go

count the money we made today.

Bedwin’s Home PART 1 Bedwin: Brownlow, what do you have your nose stuck into? Brownlow: A book on being financially stable. Even though I am very successful and have

enough money to last me the rest of my life, I still choose to educate myself so that I can be the best I can be in everything I do.

Bedwin: You could have just said reading a book. Bennett: (Reading paper) Listen to this. Georgina Barefoot is running for Mayor. Can you

believe that? Carmichael: Georgina Barefoot? But she knows nothing of politics. Bennett: You know what they say. You can fool some people all of the time and all of the

people some of the time and that’s long enough to get elected. Carmichael: I’ll just stick with being a detective. I did once consider doing something

safer, like wire walking. Bedwin: You’ve always reminded me of a candy bar, Carmichael. Sweet and half nuts. Or

maybe you just suffer from insanity. Carmichael: I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Wellingberg: I’ve been thinking about what happened today in town and I can’t help but

believe that those kids were in cahoots with each other. Bennett: Of course they were. They were stealing from one of us then selling it to the other.

It was a brilliant plan, actually. We should call and report it to the police. Brownlow: I agree, I’ll get right on that. (Goes to phone and calls police) Thompson: You can’t help but wonder what kind of life those kids have. I mean, what’re

their parents like? What kind of morals are they being taught, if any?


Fagin’s Hideout PART 2 Fagin: It looks like everyone has settled in for the night, so let’s go over the three rules.

Oliver: What are the three rules?

Dodger: They’re the three most important things you’ll ever learn in your life, so pay attention, Oliver.

Fagin: Rule number one, never, ever steal. Unless you’re told to do so by me, for the betterment of our lives here. In which you can steal everything you get your hands on. So, Rule number one…

Urchins: Steal as much as you can.

Fagin: Good. Rule number two, never, ever lie. Unless you get caught stealing and they interrogate you. Then, lie as best you can with loads of emotion and... Cry a little. That always helps. So, rule number two…

Urchins: Lie when you get caught.

Fagin: Good, good. Rule number three, never, ever mention anyone’s name here at the hideout. Unless you have stolen, got caught, and they force you to talk. Then, blame everything on Dodger. He’s a good lad and doesn’t mind taking the fall for us all. So, rule number three...

Urchins: Blame everything on Dodger.

Fagin: Good, good, good. Now, all of you go to bed. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow.

All: (Ad lib; “Good night. Good night everyone.”) (Everyone gets into bed)

Bedwin’s Home PART 2 Bedwin: Brownlow, what did the police say?

Brownlow: They’re going to keep their eyes open for any mischievous activity.

Bedwin: We must remember that some children are less fortunate than others. Maybe that was the only way they could get enough money to eat.

Brownlow: Or maybe they make so much money stealing other people’s things that they eat better than us.

Carmichael: What if they’re living in some five star resort with clothes that are trimmed in gold, being waited on hand and foot?


Bennett: I doubt it. Their clothes did look pretty worn down. I noticed one of them shoving bread in their mouth faster than they could even chew it. It was like they hadn’t eaten in days.

Wellingberg: I’m actually starting to feel sorry for them. What if they really don’t have parents? What if they have nothing? What if they’re on their own?

Thompson: Maybe next time we see them, we could, I don’t know, throw ‘em some bread crumbs.

Bedwin: They’re children, not birds.

Brownlow: Isn’t it all the same thing? They eat, they sleep, they poop. No wonder none of us have any.

Carmichael: I think it’s time I head back to my place. I’m getting quite tired.

Bennett: I second that. I think I’ll make myself a nice pot of warm tea when I get home.

Carmichael and Bennett: Cheerio. (Leave stage)

All Adults: (Except Carmichael & Bennett): (Ad Lib: “Good night. Good-bye. See you tomorrow.”)

Wellingberg: I’m warn out, as well. What an adventurous day. Hopefully tomorrow will be less adventurous. Too much activity causes my blood pressure to spike. I’m heading home.

Thompson: Do either of you have any fresh pastries at your house? I’m rather hungry.

Bedwin: Go to Brownlow’s house. He always has food.

Brownlow: Come on, Thompson. I’ll feed you.

Adults: (Ad Lib: “Good night. Good-bye. See you tomorrow.”) (All Adults leave stage)

Fagin’s Hideout PART 3 Newt: Oliver? Oliver: What is it? Newt: Are you still awake? Oliver: Sure. What’s the matter Newt? Newt: Oh, nothin’. Oliver, where’s your parents? Oliver: I don’t know about my father, but I was told that my mother died the night she had

me. She left me this. Newt: What is it?


Oliver: It’s a locket. It’s got her picture in it. Newt: She’s very pretty. Do you miss her? Oliver: Yes, I do. I miss her very much. Newt: I wish I had a family. I would even settle for just a locket. Oliver, do you think I’ll|

ever have a family?

Oliver: Of course you will. I’ll even help you find you one.

Newt: You will? Thanks, Oliver. You’re the bestest friend anyone could ever have.

Dodger: Hiding things from us, eh? Well, if you have something special that you don’t want sold by Fagin, you best tell us why it’s so special. (Looks at locket) A locket? Worth a lot of money on the open market. Who’s the lady?

Oliver: It’s my mother.

Dodger: Your mother? Woo! Now that’s a pretty lady right there. So, what happened to you? You don’t look near that good.

Pat: Can I see your locket? Oh, look at her.

Harper: Can I see it, too? I wanna see her.

Sam: Oliver, you have a mother? How come we‘re just findin’ out about this?

Oliver: I never got to meet her.

Sam: So where did you get the locket with the picture in it?

Oliver: The place I came from, the old workhouse, said she gave it to them the night she had me.

West: So, what happened? Why did she leave you in a crummy old workhouse?

Oliver: Don't really know. I do know she died shortly after having me.

West: That’s so sad. That’s not a very good bedtime story at all.

Jamie: Any bedtime story is better than no bedtime story at all.

West: I wanna see her. What does she look like? Is she pretty?

Newt: She’s beautiful! I wonder what her name is.

Jamie: I bet it’s something really lovely…like Autumn, or Mary, or Rose.

Urchins & Oliver: (Slowly and dreamy) Rose.


SONG 10 One Wish

Newt: If I had just one wish – That one wish would be To have a mom and dad – To have a family

Jamie: If I had just one wish – I’d wish for a home A place that I could go – And call my very own

Newt: If I had just one wish – I’d wish my dreams at night Were full of happiness – And arms that held me tight

All: I wish I had the kind of life – That most children do Like being tucked in my bed – When the day is through

Jamie: If I had just one wish – I’d wish upon a star For someone to love me – With all of their heart

West: If I had just one wish – I’d wish for loving arms To pick me up when I fall down – To keep me safe and warm

Sam: If I had just one wish – I’d wish that I could see In someone else’s eyes – How much they loved me

All: I wish I had the kind of life – That most children do Like being tucked in my bed – When the day is through.

Oliver: If I had just one wish – I’d wish for love so true Someone to love me forever – And l would love them, too I hear sometimes dreams come true

All: I hear sometimes dreams come true ♪

(All Urchins go off to bed) Urchins: Good night, Oliver. Oliver: Good night. (Look up) Good night, mother. Good night. (Curtains close) End of Act 1

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Script Act 1 - Oliver 2017 Act 1...The Story of Oliver Twist Characters ADULTS Bumble / Brownlow Mann / Mrs. Bedwin Pierce / Bennett Rospert / Carmichael Hinkley / Wellingberg Jepson