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    WORDS FROM THE EDITOR by Kathleen McCarthy and Todd [email protected]

    Twenty years of questioning the status

    quo and providing readers with exhaus-tive resources and perspectives on all

    things cultural in the Quad Cities merits somereflection and review. We continue to publishthe River Cities Readerbecause it is fulfilling

    and meaningful.The Readeris independently owned and

    operated. It started as a monthly newsprintpublication, with a regional circulation in Iowaand Illinois from Galena to Iowa City to

    Cedar Rapids to Muscatine to, of course, theQuad Cities. After 20 issues, we reined in ourdistribution to the Quad Cities and immediateoutlying areas. This was 1995, and we made

    the plunge to publish weekly and lived up tothe promise of Every Wednesday Everywherefor 13 years. We starting publishing ourcontent on the World Wide Web in 1996 atRCReader.com.

    In 2008, the Readerwas not impervious tothe financial meltdown that contributed to theshuttering of century-old newspapers across

    the country. While some papers were closingtheir doors, we cut back on some staffing, and

    shifted to an every-other-week publishingschedule. The Readerprint edition has beendistributed at more than 800 locations in theQuad Cities region every other Thursday since

    Celebrating 20 Years of the River Cities ReaderJanuary 2009.

    This shift included a re-dedication to theReaders digital offerings. While the Readersprinted frequency was cut in half, our teamtransformed the weekly print-deadline grindinto daily content postings to the RCReader.

    com Web site, reminding readers of all thelatest greatest offerings with a weekly e-mailsubscription.

    Its no secret that we achieve a lot witha small staff. This is evident not only with

    the rich Web content but also with thesupplementary products we publish.The Quad Cities Dining Guide (published

    in print every six months) is the regions

    definitive source on dining out, with refreshedlistings on every single restaurant in the area.The Dining Guide is inserted into the Readerevery six months, and the overrun of issuesis hard to keep on the stands until the next

    one comes out. The Quad Cities is fortunateto have a great variety of dining options, andthe guide is effective in helping readers make

    decisions whether they know what theyrehungry for or are looking to be inspired to

    try something new. QuadCitiesDiningGuide.com as a stand-alone site is now live andboasts a mobile- and tablet-friendly interface,as well as a searchable database of more than

    700 restaurants by name, cuisine, city, andkeywords. Whether you want to know what alocations hours are, or if it has Wi-Fi, or if it

    has outdoor seating, the Quad Cities DiningGuide lives up to the Readers reputation as anexhaustive resource.

    Speaking of exhaustive, from the very

    beginning, one of the the Readers differentialshas been the comprehensive events calendar.There are a handful of contenders in the area,but none can keep up with the inclusiveness,

    accuracy, and detail found in the Readerevents calendar. Mike Schulz is our calendarassassin, and his dedication to greatnessis hugely appreciated. The Dining Guidesmagazine booklet format was received so wellby readers that we decided to publish our

    longstanding quarterly event guide in bookletformat, beginning with the Fall Guide andnow with the Winter Guide, which you willfind inserted into the edition you are readingnow. With more than 1,000 events listed

    from concerts and festivals to art exhibits and

    theatrical productions to childrens activitiesand academic lectures readers will have ahard time claiming there is nothing to do if

    they have this guide in hand.We realize that a younger audience of new

    readers is more likely to access the Readers

    events calendars in a digital format rather thanin print. Thats why since 2009, weve publishedthe events calendar online in a database thatis searchable by date, venue, category, and

    keyword. Moreover, the online calendar isshareable with friends via text, e-mail, and allsorts of social media. Plus, readers can addevents from our online calendar to their owndigital calendars and even set up reminders

    via text or e-mail, as well as alerts should anyevent details get changed. If you have not

    tried the online calendar yet, be sure to surf toRCReader.com/calendar today.Most consumers default to pigeon-holing a

    media outlet either by its format (daily paper,talk radio, nightly broadcast news) or itscoverage (music rag, left or right propagandaorgan). While we have remained true to therelatively broad content-coverage categories of

    business, politics, arts and culture, the Readercontinually frustrates its critics who cantreadily stereotype our content, inclinations, orperceived agenda. We are criticized as often for

    being a liberal rag as we are of being a right-wing one. So we must be doing somethingright.

    Are you an arts and entertainment rag, or

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    Perhaps the biggest loser in November 5s

    historic passage of a gay-marriage bill in

    Springfield was the National Organiza-

    tion for Marriage.

    The group, based in Washington, DC, has

    been at the forefront

    of attempts to stop

    gay marriage in states

    throughout the country.

    A Maine investigation

    uncovered what itclaimed were internal

    NOM documents about

    the groups strategy,

    including this passage:

    The strategic goal

    of this project is to

    drive a wedge between

    gays and blacks

    two key Democratic

    constituencies. Find, equip, energize, and

    connect African-American spokespeople formarriage; develop a media campaign around

    their objections to gay marriage as a civil right;

    provoke the gay-marriage base into responding

    by denouncing these spokesmen and -women

    as bigots. No politician wants to take up and

    push an issue that splits the base of the party.

    The organization tried all that in Illinois,

    spending tens of thousands of dollars on

    politically connected consultants and robo-

    calls into black districts in the spring, summer,

    and right up until the day of the vote, andholding media-friendly events in the black

    community. The bill wasnt called for a vote last

    spring mainly because black House members

    were overwhelmed by fervent local opposition.

    In the end, NOM lost badly. Fourteen of

    20 Democratic members of the House Black

    Caucus voted yes on the gay-marriage bill,

    while just four voted no (Monique Davis,

    Mary Flowers, Eddie Lee Jackson, and Chuck

    Jefferson) and two voted present (Rita

    Mayfield and Derrick Smith).

    Ironically enough, though, other than

    gay-marriage supporters, those who probably

    cheered the loudest after the bills passage were

    the four Republican gubernatorial candidates.

    Theyve been hoping this issue would be safely

    put away, allowing them to move on to their

    own agendas.

    They may be right. These things do tend to

    fade away once a bill is passed. The big talk last

    week in the U.S. Congress was about a bill to

    prohibit employment discrimination against

    gay people. Illinois has had that law on itsbooks for years. Despite much screaming by

    opponents that the end of the world was surely

    near, everybody just accepted the law and

    moved on without incident.

    Gay-Marriage Bill Clears Path for

    GOP Candidates

    by Rich Miller

    CapitolFax.com

    But people dont always move on. Social

    conservatives could try to stir up a backlash

    by demanding that the Republican candidates

    pledge to repeal the marriage measure. Three

    of the four candidates are on record opposing

    gay marriage. The fourth,

    Bruce Rauner, said he would

    only sign a gay-marriage bill

    into law if the public had

    first voted to approve it via

    a non-binding referendum.It obviously wasnt done that

    way, so he could be forced

    to answer some touchy

    questions.

    State Representative

    Tom Cross, a Republican

    candidate for state treasurer,

    is undoubtedly hoping that

    the issue fades quickly, at

    least in the run-up to the spring primary. Cross

    voted yes, even though a spokesperson hadrecently told the Chicago Sun-Timesthat he

    opposed the bill. But its been known for weeks

    that Cross was truly struggling with the issue,

    both on philosophical and political levels.

    Cross has a primary opponent, the socially

    conservative DuPage County Auditor Bob

    Grogan. Grogan hasnt been much of a

    campaigner to-date, raising little money and

    garnering few major supporters. He says hes

    not interested in Cross vote. Some anti-gay-

    marriage forces are, though, and that couldcause him problems.

    The immediate fear among Cross allies

    is that his gay-marriage vote could generate

    more interest and money from the far right to

    defeat him. Cross has done a good job so far

    of rounding up traditional GOP supporters,

    however, so the calculation was that the vote

    wont be fatal in the primary.

    Last weeks vote will, however, take an

    issue away from Cross Democratic rival, state

    Senator Michael Frerichs. Cross clearly took the

    long view, and that could come with significant

    benefits, including campaign contributions

    from gay-marriage supporters and the ability

    to paint himself as a moderate and modern

    Republican in the general election.

    And speaking of Republicans, unlike in

    the Senate where the lone Republican yes

    vote was more symbolic than essential to the

    outcome the three House Republicans who

    voted for the bill last week helped provide the

    margin of victory. Without those votes, the

    going wouldve been a whole lot tougher.

    Rich Miller also publishes Capitol Fax(a daily

    political newsletter) and CapitolFax.com.

    ILLINOIS POLITICS

    Republican

    candidates for

    governor have beenhoping this issue

    would be safely put

    away.

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    Will Taxpayers Agree to Save Rock Island Countys Nursing Home?

    Hope Creeks Conundrumby Jeff Ignatius

    [email protected]

    The grim math for Hope Creek Care Cen-ter is pretty simple. Changing it is not.

    Right now, the 245-bed Rock IslandCounty-run nursing home in East Moline ispaid $127.48 by the State of Illinois for eachMedicaid recipient it houses. The cost to care

    for each person, said Administrator TrudyWhittington, is $200 a day.

    And because by law government-run homescant turn away Medicaid recipients, typicallymore than 60 percent of Hope Creek residents

    are on the state/federal public-aid program.So Hope Creek is nearly $4 million in

    the red each year from that disparity alone,and the current property-tax subsidy for thenursing home doesnt cover it. And that doesnt

    even consider other factors related to stategovernment such as late reimbursements anddelays in approving Medicaid applications.

    In that context, Rock Island County officials

    on October 10 bluntly announced that afterproviding an option for the long-term-careneeds for residents of our county since 1839

    in one capacity or another, the county islooking to divest itself from the nursing-home

    business due to forces beyond our control thathave made that commitment impossible tocontinue. ... The Rock Island County Boardwill take official action at their November 19meeting to explore the potential of leasing or

    selling Hope Creek Care nursing home.That statement brought immediate backlash

    by the union representing Hope Creekworkers, and by people concerned about thefate of Medicaid recipients who live at Hope

    Creek or might need to in the future. Thecounty quickly retreated, and County BoardChair Phil Banaszek appointed an ad-hoccommittee to look at other options.

    Whittington said selling or leasing HopeCreek is Plan D and Plan E at this point butthe county would be remiss if it didnt do itshomework on those alternatives. We have tostart looking at what Hope Creeks options are,

    she said last week. If we dont do something,those may becomeour only options. ... That is... our last resort.

    The Rock Island County Board could assoon as its November 19 meeting take some

    sort of action on Hope Creek. The most likelycourse is approving a referendum question forthe November 2014 ballot to raise propertytaxes in 2015 to further subsidize Hope Creek.

    (A handful of county-board members

    were contacted for this article. Banaszekdeclined a request for an interview, referringall questions to Whittington. He also saidhe would be unavailable for brief follow-up

    questions. On November 6, all members of

    the county boards Health & Human Servicescommittee were sent five questions by e-mail;none responded by the November 11 deadline.Richard H. Brunk a member of the Hope

    Creek ad-hoc committee was also contacted

    by e-mail and did not respond.)The exact amount of the tax levy had

    not been decided at press time the ad-hoc committee was scheduled to meetNovember 13 but it will probably be in the

    neighborhood of $3.5 million annually, whichwould be on top of the existing nursing-homelevy that generates $2.25 million. For a homevalued at $150,000, the proposed levy wouldmean nearly $80 in additional property taxes

    each year.If the county board approves the

    referendum question, advocates for savingthe nursing home will launch a year-long

    education campaign to sell voters on that steepproperty-tax increase.

    Concurrent with that will be legislativeefforts to ease the burden on Hope Creek (andother county-run nursing homes all of which

    face similar challenges because of Medicaidreimbursement rates). Whittington is presidentof the County Nursing Home Associationof Illinois, and she said the organization and

    Rock Island County will be seeking severallegislative remedies, most crucially allowingcounty-run nursing homes to turn away someMedicaid recipients.

    We want to continue to take Medicaid,Whittington said. But ... when a facilitys

    financial health is in the situation like were innow, we dont have the ability to alter it [themix of Medicaid and private-pay residents] atall.

    She said she favors a formula that allowscounty nursing homes to reduce their

    percentage of Medicaid recipients when theyreunder financial duress. We just are askingfor some flexibility, she said. We need that

    flexibility for survivability. And the stateneeds county homes, because we take thebulk of people on Medicaid.

    Another legislative possibility is asking thestate to expedite Medicaid applications for

    nursing homes.But raising Medicaid reimbursement rates

    is a long-term goal. While thats the coreproblem, Whittington said, its not reasonable

    to expect the state to increase reimbursements:Thats going to take a lot longer to do. Becausethe states broke.

    Everybodys FacingThis Same Crisis

    Hope Creek opened in 2009 as thereplacement for the countys Oak Glen facility,and it has seven 35-bed units six for people

    who need continual nursing care, and one for

    short-term rehabilitation.Its warm and inviting and doesnt feel

    institutional. When visiting Hope Creek,nothing hints at its financial crisis.

    But it is a crisis. The county earlier thisyear borrowed $750,000 for Hope Creek

    operations, and that loan is due April 1. Thecounty is now exploring the possibility ofadditional short-term borrowing; securing

    additional loans would allow the county toget through the 2014 state-legislative sessionand the referendum question, at which pointit would have a better sense of Hope Creeks

    long-term prognosis.While the states Medicaid reimbursement

    rate is the chief problem facing Hope Creek,its exacerbated by other issues.

    For one, Illinois has often fallen far behind

    with its payments. In 1995, Whittington said,Rock Island County merged one of its nursingfacilities with Oak Glen because the state hadfallen $1.6 million behind on payments. That[closed] facility was full all the time, they had

    people waiting to get in, it was a great location,people really liked that facility, she said. Butwe just couldnt, as a county, continue to affordto operate two facilities when the state at thattime owed the county over $1.6 million.

    The state eventually got current with Rock

    Island County, she added, but by November2011, the state had fallen $1.3 million behind:Its been a roller-coaster ride with them, but

    theres no signs of improvement in the nearfuture.

    Beyond that, programs through whichnursing homes could earn additionalreimbursements are gone.

    And the process to approve people forMedicaid has been shifted from local offices(where it would take four to eight weeks) tothe Office of the Inspector General. Those

    applications, Whittington said, are sittingthere for eight, nine, 10, 12-plus months.

    That creates a cash-flow problem, but italso means that if an application is ultimatelydenied, theres no guarantee that Hope Creekwill get paid for the care it has provided.

    The home will work with the resident,Whittington said, but the money will comeonly if there are funds there to make thatarrangement. Three weeks ago, she added, 34

    people at Hope Creek were awaiting public-aid approval.

    And at the federal level, the sequestersautomatic spending cuts took 2 percent offHope Creeks Medicare reimbursements

    which affects the homes short-term unit.Faced with this collection of persistent

    problems, its natural that Rock Island Countyand other counties with public nursinghomes would consider closing, selling, or

    leasing their facilities. (Private nursing homesarent required to take all Medicaid patients,so their financial situations arent nearly soprecarious.)

    County homes are dwindling, becauseeverybodys facing this same crisis,Whittington said. There were 27 countynursing homes in 2005, and one of theremaining 21 will likely be sold this year, she

    said.But Rock Island County doesnt want to

    close Hope Creek, she said: Were looking

    for anything that we can to literally save this

    facility. In addition to the referendum and

    lobbying, theres also talk of a lottery scratch

    ticket to benefit county nursing homes, and

    Hope Creek is looking to see where it can cut

    costs without hurting care.

    The Toughest QuestionI asked Whittington why Rock Island

    County and the County Nursing Home

    Association dont lobby to force private nursing

    homes to dedicate a certain percentage of their

    beds to Medicaid recipients.

    She at first avoided the question Were

    here to conduct our business, she said. But

    then she said that fundamentally this is an

    issue of the states responsibilities: If the state

    met their obligations financially as far as

    paying what it truly costs to care for someone,

    keeping their reimbursement current, ... [and]making sure that applications are processed [in

    a] timely [fashion], ... we wouldnt care what

    percentage the other facilities did or didnt

    take.

    But because thats not the case, there are

    several scenarios in which Medicaid recipients

    could lose Hope Creek as an option when its

    already often their onlyoption.

    If the state relaxes its rules for county

    nursing homes allowing them to turn away

    some people on public aid that would result

    in some Medicaid recipients not having a placeto receive the long-term care they require. (No

    residents would be kicked out of Hope Creek in

    this situation, Whittington stressed; a private-

    pay person could simply get an open room

    that previously would have gone to a Medicaid

    recipient applying at the same time.)

    And if Hope Creek were sold or leased to

    a private company, theres the possibility that

    many dozens of people on public aid would

    be turned away. There are open beds in the

    Quad Cities, Whittington said, but they mightnot be made available to people on Medicaid

    particularly given the gulf between cost and

    reimbursement.

    So were would those people go? Thats a

    problem, Whittington said. And that concerns

    us. And we dont have the answer for that.

    That question will be at the heart of efforts

    to pass a property-tax referendum next

    year. Thats all the more reason we need

    the community to support us through the

    referendum efforts, so that we can continue

    to serve as many or all of the Medicaid peoplethat need us, Whittington said. How much

    is it worth to take care of a senior citizen or a

    person who has been a taxpayer all their life?

    ... How do you put a price on Grandma and

    Grandpa or Mom and Dad ... ?

    NEWS

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    of first-graderThom Elliots

    Jimmy the

    younger brother

    of Annie who

    was separated

    from her during

    their time

    together living in

    an asylum the

    voices heard lack

    inflection and

    sound read rather

    than acted, which

    diminishes their impact. During these moments,

    even McClanathan, who is otherwise impressive

    in the play, seems to be forcing her emotions,

    overdoing her reactions beyond believability. In

    truth, I found these scenes so awful that I cringed

    every time I saw the red light come on or heard

    the voice recording start, knowing Id have to

    endure yet another one.

    Yet while McClanathan and Terronez are the

    highlights of the production, there are othernotable performances, particularly Betty Coseys

    portrayal of Viney, the Kellers servant. Coseys

    character is so full of moxie and attitude that

    she elicited an ear-to-ear grin on my face with

    her every word, delivering some much-needed

    comic relief to the otherwise serious proceedings.

    Peiffer offers some noteworthy moments of

    conviction with his Captain Keller, particularly

    when facing off against Annie; he maintains a

    stalwart air while caving to her every demand

    regarding Helen. Tyler Henning delivers his lines

    as Helens stepbrother James with just a tinge ofsarcasm, getting his points across sharply without

    seeming overly disrespectful. VanWinkles Kate,

    meanwhile, first struck me as too mild-mannered

    and meek and, thus, not very memorable but

    I eventually realized that her gentility was fitting

    for the Southern woman she plays, especially one

    as long-suffering as Mrs. Keller.

    Mary also makes excellent use of the space

    in the barn theatre, with most of designer

    Weeks set made up of pieces of period furniture

    rather than backdrops. And happily, the leading

    performances are key to the most poignantpoints in The Miracle Worker, such as the climax

    in which something finally clicks in Helens brain

    regarding what Annie is trying to do with her

    fingers, and the girl finally understands that these

    signs meansomething. Previous missteps in

    this production aside, Marys final scene proves

    moving, especially in the sincere emotional

    connection between McClanathan and Terronez,

    and it leaves a positive, lasting impression of

    Playcrafters production.

    The Miracle Worker runs at the Playcrafters BarnTheatre (4950 35th Avenue, Moline) through

    November 17, and more information and tickets

    are available by calling (309)762-0330 or visiting

    Playcrafters.com.

    The Miracle Worker,at the Playcrafters Barn Theatre through November 17

    To Helen, Back AgainBy Thom White

    When itmatters

    most,

    the Playcrafters

    Barn Theatre gets

    A Miracle Worker

    right, and does

    emotional justice

    to author William

    Gibsons tale of

    Annie Sullivan

    (Cayte McCla-

    nathan) teaching

    the blind, deaf,

    and mute Helen Keller (Emma Terronez) how to

    communicate through sign language. The scenes

    shared by McClanathan and Terronez are power-

    ful, and their chemistry palpable, in Annies

    fight to force young Helen to learn, and Helens

    stubborn efforts to resist. But in truth, Saturdays

    performance didnt really find its footing until

    McClanathan and Terronez first shared the stage

    about halfway through Act I.

    When the central pair is absent, director RaeMarys production lacks energy, with uneven

    pacing and slow, almost boring progression.

    On Saturday, the opening scene in which Leigh

    VanWinkles Kate and Bill Peiffers Captain Keller

    stood over their infant Helens cradle and first

    realized their daughter could neither see nor hear

    was a bit clunky, as the actors seemed uncertain

    about how they were supposed to emotionally

    maneuver their way through the scene. It wasnt

    until McClanathans fiery Annie was introduced

    in the third scene that the performance got the

    spark it much needed. As the formerly blindwoman assigned to help calm Helen and give

    her a voice, the captivating McClanathan

    possesses the necessary stubbornness and spirit

    of this independent and proud character. Still, it

    took a few more scenes for Marys staging of this

    classic piece of theatre to f ind its rhythm, which

    happened when Annie arrived at the Keller home

    and first met her young pupil. At that point,

    the battle of wills that ensued, following their

    introduction, drove Playcrafters production.

    Terronez (who understudies the role of Helen

    and substituted for Laila Haley on Saturday) isbelievable in her portrayal of a deaf and blind

    girl; her characterization is so complete that at

    no time did I ever sense that Terronez could

    see anything around her, and she never once

    responded as if reacting to sound. Her stubborn

    fits of resistance lend credibility to one of the

    plays most poignant scenes, which shows Annies

    attempts to get Helen to sit still at the table, eat

    from her own plate with a spoon, and fold her

    napkin. McClanathans and Terronezs skirmish

    is especially enthralling as Annie wrestles with

    Helen, who constantly escapes her grasp.What really doesnt work in thisMiracle

    Worker, however, are Annies flashbacks, staged

    as voice-overs with Annie washed in red-light

    effects by designer Donna Weeks. Other than that

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    Bonner Church shines as

    Ralphies teacher Miss

    Shields, particularly when

    part of his daydreams,

    belting and tapping her way

    through the showstopping

    number Youll Shoot

    Your Eye Out. (In this

    song, she also dons one of

    costume designer Gregory

    Hiatts most stunning

    ensembles, which features

    a flapper-style fur coat.)

    Marc Ciemiewiczs (bad)

    Santa delivers a delicious,memorable Up on Santas

    Lap. And as Ralphies

    brother Randy, Gage

    McCalester sometimes steals scenes with

    his adorable likeness to the films Randy,

    though with more cheek-pinch-worthy

    sweetness.

    While set designer Susan D. Holgerssons

    creation for Ralphies home is remarkable in

    the way it depicts the socioeconomic status

    of his family in the 1940s, I do think theoutdoor scenery, featuring nothing but low

    piles of snow, seems too small in scale for

    this musicals scope. Fridays performance

    was also riddled with tardy cues, mostly

    whenever Einspahr would enter to interject

    with narration, which negatively impacted

    the pacing and flow.

    I have no doubt, however, that this issue

    will improve with every performance, and

    A Christmas Story: The Musicalis already

    a true delight, with much of the credit goingto the childrens ensemble. Circa 21s

    musical is at its most enjoyable when the

    kids deliver the bullied-kids anthem When

    Youre a Wimp, and also when acting out

    Ralphies daydreams dressed as can-can

    girls, gangsters, and flappers. Together with

    Klocke and McCalester, they provide the

    imagination and merriment that make this

    production one not to be missed.

    A Christmas Story: The Musical runs at the

    Circa 21 Dinner Playhouse (1828 Third

    Avenue, Rock Island) through January

    4, and more information and tickets

    are available by calling (309)786-7733

    extension 2 or visiting Circa21.com.

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    heres magic in the Circa21 Dinner Playhouses

    A Christmas Story: TheMusical, most notably in thefantasy sequences and anyscene involving the childrenschorus. Adapted from the1983 movie, this stage musicalis familiar without being anexact copy of its much-lovedinspiration, making it a freshtake on the holiday-traditionentertainment. Plus, the musi-cal numbers, by composers

    and lyricists Benj Pasek andJustin Paul, add a lot of fun toan already laugh-worthy tale.

    Directed here by Tony

    Parise, with a book by Joseph Robinette,A

    Christmas Story centers on Ben Klockes

    Ralphie and his quest for an official Red

    Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range-

    model air rifle. In the days leading up to

    Christmas, Ralphie tries asking his parents

    for it, sending advertisements to his mother,

    writing a theme paper on the toy, andrequesting it from a disgruntled Santa, all

    the while garnering the same response to his

    request: Youll shoot your eye out.

    Klocke is truly the star of this show. His

    charming Ralphie, though not refined, is

    easy to sympathize with and to root for

    in his quest for that air rifle. And Klocke

    seemed obviously aware that he was

    playing for an audience during Fridays

    performance, partly because Parise has him

    mugging to the crowd when appropriate.That, however, led to much of the charm in

    his pretense-free portrayal; his awareness

    of the audience seemed to connect him

    to us, and his youthful joy and innocence

    connected us to him.

    Playing Jean, the (visible) narrator

    of his childhood stories, Steve Einspahr

    matches the wonder and purity in Klockes

    Ralphie, lending the role a mesmerizing air

    of nostalgia. And with Parise also serving

    as the shows choreographer,A Christmas

    Storys directormakes some beautiful

    choices when pairing the two on stage,

    particularly in the Red Ryder Carbine-

    Action BB Gun number. As Ralphie tells

    of his dream Christmas present, he imagines

    himself using it against various enemies,

    waving the boxed rifle around in graceful

    arcs and movements. Meanwhile, Einspahr,

    standing just behind Klocke, mimics his

    movements, shadowing him in this fond

    memory, and creating imagery thats

    sentimental yet stirring.

    Though many come close, the performers

    in Circa 21s production are not allgiving exact character replicas of their

    film personas. The furthest from its screen

    equivalent is Kate Turners portrayal of

    Ralphies mother, though likely not because

    Turner is incapable of playing her the way

    Melinda Dillon immortalized the matron

    in 1983. Here, the character is written with

    a more doting nature and is absent of dry

    humor. But thats okay, as the musicals

    creators use her to add sentimental touches

    to the tale, which Turner effectively deliversin the songs What a Mother Does, which

    is about Mom taking care of her family

    before herself, and Just Like That, a

    touching number she shares with Ralphie

    after he beats up Chuckie Dixons Scut

    Farkus. (Dixon and James Baker, who plays

    Grover Dill, welcomely mimic the movie

    bullies to a T.)

    Despite being deeply emotional at times,

    this musical is more often hilarious. Tom

    Walljasper is at his funniest when his Old

    Man, Ralphies father, is spouting off long

    streams of profanity without actually using

    profanity, and he also clearly relishes the

    humor in his delivery of A Major Award,

    a song about that well-known leg lamp.

    All I Want for Christmas Are Two Front-Row SeatsA Christmas Story: The Musical,at the Circa 21 Dinner Playhouse through January 4THEATRE By Thom White

    Ben Klocke (center) and A Christmas Story: The Musicalensemble members

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    THEATRE By Thom White

    Whats perhaps most beautiful aboutthe QC Theatre Workshops Last

    Call: The Songs of Stephen Sondheim

    aside from it showcasing music by, arguably,

    our greatest Broadway

    composer is the way

    show creators Tyson

    Danner and (Reader

    employee) Mike

    Schulz weave a story

    through their revue,

    offering more than

    just an in concert

    experience. Theres a

    natural progression

    throughout the piece,

    which theyve set in

    a bar where individuals and couples gather to

    drink, socialize, long for love, or lament love

    lost. Rather than having a distinct plot and

    conflict, the production delivers a look at a

    typical bar evening in which the audience gets

    to eavesdrop on every table conversation and

    watch as people mingle, flirt, and attempt torepair relationships. And the flow of this slice

    of life as told through song is to be admired

    particularly because it lacks pretense and feels

    real.

    Kimberly Kurtenbach Furness starts Last

    Calls evening by longing for love in her

    rendition of Being Alive from Company,

    during which, in one of several clever

    arrangements by music director Danner, James

    Fairchilds bartender interjects with a lyric from

    Into the Woods No One Is Alone. (Furnessthen responds to Fairchild with an adroit I

    wish from the same song.) Shortly thereafter,

    two couples Angela Elliott and Patrick Gimm,

    and Sara Tubbs and Mark Ruebling dream of

    a Country House before Gimm and Ruebling

    recognize each other as Old Friends. Allison

    Swanson and Erin Churchill soon take seats at

    another of the sets tables, explaining the reason

    for their girls night out with Theres Always a

    Woman before proclaiming their friendship in

    Ive Got You to Lean on.Don Denton is the final patron of the

    evening, first greeting his friend Fairchild

    with Dick Tracys Live Alone & Like It (one

    of four songs employed from that film, all

    of which are among my favorite Sondheim

    compositions). With its sense of evening at a

    bar established, director Schulz then proceeds

    to have cast members go up to the bar to order

    drinks, or exit to the bathroom, or move to

    another table sometimes while singing in

    mid-conversation to be with someone else.

    And rather than feeling staged and specificallytimed, all of these actions are executed just as

    naturally as they would on a real night out.

    While some of the women, on November 1,

    struggled to hit a few of their higher notes, and

    some of the men fell on the side of melodicspeaking rather than beautifully toned singing,

    the performances flaws did little to inhibit

    the enjoyment of Sondheims music and the

    ways in which its used by

    Schulz and Danner. (The

    latter accompanies, with

    remarkable musicality,

    every song from a bar

    piano in the corner of

    the stage.) Their work is

    most notable when they

    change the compositions

    original intent. Dick

    Tracys More, for

    instance, is no longer a

    show-stopping dance

    number, but Tubbs chance to brag about her

    life of excess to Elliott who earned quite

    a few opening-night laughs for her barely

    masked feigned interest, and her eventual,

    unspoken Well,yeah response to Tubbs

    question Or does that sound too greedy?

    Another example isAssassins attempted-murderer duet Unworthy of Your Love,

    which, here, Furness performs seductively to

    Gimm while Fairchild, singing with sadness,

    watches her, the object of his affection, turn

    her attention to another man. Schulz and

    Danner also make a great choice in following

    Fairchilds performance of Companys Have

    I Got a Girl for Youa song in which in

    which he describes Swanson as dumb with

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the

    ForumsLovely,which finds Swanson singingI can neither sew nor cook nor read or write

    my name.

    But aside from Dentons exquisite singing

    voice (best showcased in Marry Me a Little),

    Elliotts showstopping Could I Leave You?

    (with its forceful, independent-minded

    ending), and Furness Ladies Who Lunch

    (combined with the shame she registers

    following this delightfully drunken musical

    outburst), whats most brilliant about the

    QC Theatre Workshops Last Call: The Songsof Stephen Sondheimis Danners climactic

    combination of Being Alive and No One

    Is Alone. The two songs fit so well together,

    at least as Danner has arranged them, that

    even considering the productions charmingly

    woven tale and effective performances to say

    nothing of Sondheims music this blended

    number, to me, is reason enough to catch this

    production before it closes.

    Last Call: The Songs of Stephen Sondheim

    runs at the QC Theatre Workshop (1730

    Wilkes Avenue, Davenport) through November

    17, and more information and tickets are

    available by calling (563)650-2396 or visiting

    QCTheatreWorkshop.org.

    Nine Singers Walk into a Bar Last Call: The Songs of Stephen Sondheim,at the QC Theatre Workshop through November 17

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    The Quad City Symphony, October 26 at the Adler

    MUSIC by Frederick [email protected]

    With a diverse, rich sampling ofchamber music in its secondMasterworks concert of the

    season, the Quad City Symphony onOctober 26 provided sensitive musicalinsight into the personal lives of com-posers. No symphonies, concertos, orphilosophical tone poems here; ratherthe program included instrumentalmusic for the stage, and vocal musicabout relationships with family and

    friends. The performance was consis-tently strong throughout with a strangemusical shuffle near the end that almostruined the warm, cozy atmosphere themusicians worked so hard to create.

    To Concert Conversationsparticipants sitting in the Adler justbefore the program, Music Directorand Conductor Mark Russell Smithexplained that in the old days, concertswere bookended by big works andfilled in with bits and pieces of other

    works. Franz Schuberts Overtureto Rosamundeand Richard StraussSuite from Le Bourgeois Gentilhommemight have been the bookends of theprogram, but the soul was found in thebits and pieces sung by guest sopranoSarah Shafer.

    Accompanied by the orchestra,Shafer sang Knoxville Summer of 1915,Samuel Barbers nostalgic reliving ofhis childhood and the illness looming

    over his father; Mozarts concert ariaChio mi scordi di te? (You ask thatI forget you?) honoring a loyal friend,perhaps a lover; and Richard Straussart song Morgen (Tomorrow), agift for his new bride that anticipatedtheir happiness together. With textsin German, Italian, and English, thesepieces were tied together by a commontheme personal relationships in thecomposers lives that, combined with

    Shafers impressive voice, made herperformance artistically cohesive.

    Shafer has that special sound, atone color that is immediately warmand inviting with the flexibility todo just about anything an Italiansports car with great power in a smallframe. She has the depth to bothsing Strauss tender emotive arcs inMorgen and create the musicalambiance and conflicting feelings ofBarbers childhood as seen through thewisdom of an adult. But it was in theintricately difficult scales, leaps, andornamentation of the instrumental-likewriting of Mozart that she revealedthe disciplined vocal technique that

    separates her from other singers.Shafer made it sound easy, but

    singing this Mozart is like dancingaround rattlesnakes; there is no timeto linger. Musical intervallic leaps highand low, a glimpse of pathos, momentsof pause, racing and ritenuto shewas everywhere, showing the vocaldexterity to be light in one instant,intense the next, all with the pitchcertainty of a keyboard.

    Instead of performing the printedpage, Shafer sang in the late-18thCentury style with quick, unwrittenchanges of tempo and dynamicsbringing the text to life. She insertedand emphasized dissonant one-toneappoggiaturas here and there, followingold performance practices that coloredthe music with delight, sorrow, andpassion. She accomplished difficultturns and mordents, adding notes to analready blithering array of scales and

    arpeggios. With impressive physicaland vocal strength, she sustained long,extended musical phrases, articulatingevery note of the melismatic passages(parts with many pitches on a singlesyllable). All these changes made herperformance not only more dramaticand suspenseful but also more authenticthan performing unaltered music.

    Adding color to the orchestral soundand anchoring the bulk of the work was

    guest pianist Joel Fan, who improvised,in the Classical style, a brief cadenza

    just before the large Allegrettosection and then nailed the virtuosicaccompanying scale figures andarpeggiated flourishes that Mozart hadwritten for himself to perform.

    While the Italian text for Mozartwas heard in bold relief against theorchestra, American poet JamesAgees words in Barbers music were

    marginally intelligible from where Isat. This was a fundamental problemconsidering that Barbers music notonly accompanied the words butamplified their meaning through tonepainting, such as sudden agitatedmusic with leaps of ninths and secondsrepresenting the illness of Barbersfather, and noisy metallic textures forthe electrical sparks of the streetcarmentioned in the text.

    Barbers thick mixture of harmonyand orchestration competed againstor blurred the similar timbre ofShafers voice. Tucked between the

    Continued on Page 15

    Soul in the Bits and Pieces

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    avoided diving into controversial issues

    of geopolitics and religion subjects that

    could never be adequately analyzed given

    his formats demanded, three-quarter-hour

    running length. (The docs potentially

    divisive issues are quickly breezed past with

    the Cumberbatch line Jews, Christians,

    and Muslims have often found themselves

    in conflict, which has to rank as one of theyears bigger cinematic understatements.)

    But as a means of generating discussion

    among interfaith viewers, and perhaps

    especially as an introduction to the city for

    young audiences, Fergusons work might

    prove unmissable. A trio of lovely, well-

    spoken teenage girls the Jewish Revital

    Zacherie, the Christian Nadia Tadros, and

    the Muslim Farah Ammouri speak on

    Jerusalems deep beauty and its culturally

    invaluable role in their lives with personalcandor and visible, endearing delight; theyre

    exceptional big-screen tour guides. And

    with his camera in almost constant motion,

    as though restless to keep exploring this

    fascinating new world, cinematographer

    Reed Smoot delivers one visual stunner after

    another, particularly the overhead shots

    of the Dome of the Rock and Bethlehems

    Church of the Nativity. At one point in

    Jerusalem, the city is described as the closest

    place on Earth to God. After seeing the

    Putnams latest, good luck arguing with that.

    For reviews of Enders Game, Last Vegas,

    Free Birds, About Time, and other current

    releases, visit RiverCitiesReader.com.

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    MikeSchulzNow.

    THOR: THE DARK WORLD

    As the comic-book demigod Loki, the

    nefarious thorn-in-the-side to the Avengers

    and adopted brother to Thor, Tom Hiddleston,

    in the Marvel Studios movies, exudes a teasing,

    seductive malevolence. With his sharp, angular

    features and chilling gaze that suggests he

    might prefer eating you to killing you, hes a

    wonderfully unstable and hypnotic screen

    creation. Yet the brilliance in Hiddlestons

    interpretation is that his Loki is also so

    damned charming. The character may forever

    be planning destruction or plotting revenge

    specifically against the golden-haired preferred

    son with the red cape and hammer but

    Hiddlestons bearing is so smooth and relaxed,

    and his wide grin so infectious, that you

    almost cant help rooting for him, especially

    because he also, generally, gets his movies best

    jokes.Unfortunately, while Hiddleston is typically

    Marvel-ous in the new Thor: The Dark World,

    Loki is confined, Hannibal Lecter-like, to a

    prison cell for most of his screen time here,

    and the film itself feels similarly constricted.

    A considerable comedown from Kenneth

    Branaghs sprightly, inventive, moving Thor

    from 2011, director Alan Taylors follow-up is

    something of a bummer for all sorts of reasons:

    the labyrinthine yet abjectly meaningless

    narrative involving the Nine Realms and theDark Elves and the energy force Aether that

    perhaps only an astrophysicist (or a comic-

    obsessed 10-year-old) could wholly decipher;

    the depressing lack of visual panache, with

    the one legitimately great-looking sequence

    a funeral on Thors homeworld of Asgard

    concluding nearly identically to the I See

    the Light scene in Disneys Tangled; Natalie

    Portman,

    returning as

    Earth scientist

    Jane Foster,

    and trying

    awfully (too)

    hard to give

    a playful

    performancewhen shes

    clearly not in a

    playful mood.

    Yet its

    biggest flaw, to me, is its timidity. With more

    Thor andAvengers movies on the horizon, the

    filmmakers obviously arent allowed to tinker

    with the leading character or his franchise

    in any truly significant ways, and so The

    Dark World the effects for which are also a

    comedown from those in its precursor boastsan inherently unsatisfying, going-through-

    the-motions vibe. A familiar figure (or maybe

    two) may be offed in the film, but otherwise

    its just business as usual, with the brawny,

    likable Chris Hemsworths title character given

    even fewer chances at comically puffed up

    braggadocio, and the fun supporting cast

    including Anthony Hopkins, Stellan Skarsgrd,

    Kat Dennings, Idris Elba, and Jaimie

    Alexander not doing anything they didnt

    do to stronger effect two years ago. (I was,

    though, happy to see the much-missed Rene

    Russo get to kick some ass as Thors mom,

    and the fast and funny Chris ODowd and

    Jonathan Howard are welcome new recruits

    to the series.) Its not a tough sequel to sit

    through, and the extended action climax does

    supply a few gratifying moments of Being John

    Malkovich-esque weirdness, with characters

    popping into and out of invisible wormholes

    with occasionally

    amusing results. (In the

    midst of battle, Thor

    finds himself forced to

    take the London tube to

    Greenwich.) Thor: The

    Dark World, however,

    is still only really alive

    whenever Loki iscausing mischief, and

    one can only hope that

    Marvel takes note of

    Hiddlestons aggressive

    scene-stealing and acts accordingly by giving

    the guy a movie of his own. A comic-book

    blockbuster in which the hero is actually a

    villain? Now thatdbe something.

    JERUSALEM

    Prior to one of the Thursday-eveningpreview screenings of the Putnam Museums

    new National Geographicdocumentary

    Jerusalem, visiting writer/director Daniel

    Ferguson asked our assembled, sold-out

    audience how many of us had actually been to

    Jerusalem before, and a good portion of the

    crowd raised its hands. Ferguson replied by

    saying that, after wed seen the film, hed hope

    that wed all raise our hands, and his confidence

    proved justified: This visually spectacular,

    45-minute edu-tainment on Israels cradle ofcivilization is really quite a glorious piece of

    work.

    Narrated, with a gravitas that never

    slides into portentousness, by the currently

    omnipresent Benedict Cumberbatch,Jerusalem

    is filled with intelligent, insightful detail on the

    regions ancient history, even if, as Ferguson

    stated at a press conference, he consciously

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    Whats HappeninWhats Happenin

    WORDS FROM THE EDITOR Continued from Page 3

    EventBuddy Valastro:The Cake BossAdler Theatre

    Thursday, November 21, 7:30 p.m.

    Ido hope, on November 21, that the janitorial staff

    at Davenports Adler Theatre have their mops and

    squeegees at the ready, because there just might be a few

    hundred trails of saliva theyll have to contend with.The reason for this potential flooding is the area arrival

    of Buddy Valastro, the celebrity chef best known as the

    star of TLCs reality series Cake Boss. And while Valastro

    is a good-looking guy, I was kind of thinking

    the drool might result more from his interactipresentation, which will find the Hoboken, N

    Jersey, native giving live cake- and cupcake-

    decorating demonstrations. So if youre prone

    losing control at the first sight of frosting, you

    might want to request seats in the back.

    Valastros Adler event will also feature him

    sharing stories of his career as a professional b

    and, as the 36-year-old started working at his familys

    business, Carlos Bakery, at age 11, Im betting that hes

    amassed a bunch of good ones. Taking over the bakery

    head-chef reins at age 17, after his fathers passing, Valaproved to be both an exceptional entrepreneur and, wit

    the 2009 debut of Cake Boss, one with exceptional natu

    charisma, to boot; the show led to the spin-offs Kitchen

    MusicDaytrotter: CommunionRock Island Brewing Company

    Thursday, November 21, 7 p.m.

    The word communion hasseveral definitions. It can mean

    the elements of the Eucharist oran association or fellowship or thesharing of thoughts or emotion. Orit can mean the title of a 1989 sci-fimovie so bad that my buddy and Ileft halfway through and were forcedto drown our irritation in beer at

    two in the afternoon. (Not that, ofcourse, that would be my definition oranything ... .)

    But on November 21, the word

    communion is goingto mean a kick-assassemblage of hot indiemusicians, at least ifDaytrotter and RIBCO

    have anything to sayabout it. A special event

    showcasing the singing/songwritingtalents of artists from all acrossAmerica, the Communion concertshould also be emblematic of the wordsdefinition as a group of people havinga common religious faith ... if that faithis the belief in the power of searching,soulful music.

    On the docket for the night: Denvers

    indie-pop duo Tennis, composed ofhusband and wife Patrick Riley andAlaina Moore; the six gifted musicianswho form Salt Lake Citys Night Sweats;

    Brooklyn-based pop-Hammer and Deidreof Savoir Adore; Chiwhich boasts three foScattered Tress; and t

    own The Multiple CCollins, Ben Crabb,Eric Stone.

    Is your indie-musienough that you canbased on album or ELets find out! Try mtitles to the right witreleased them.

    Tickets to the Coare $12 in advance a

    door, and more infonight is available at (RIBCO.com.

    TheatreThe TempestDistrict Theatre

    Friday, November 15, through Sunday,

    November 24

    Hi, Mike.Jeffrey! Aman of unlimited breath

    and bounty! I bid youfair day!

    Oh, Lord ... . I

    presume youre going to

    the theatre?

    Forsooth! I am to see

    a delightful cheer by that

    prosperous Bard of Avon

    William Shakespeare!

    That was my guess.

    Heigh my heart!

    Lets see ... Genesius Guilds

    summer season ended ... and the

    Prenzie Players new show isnt for a

    few more weeks ... .

    Nay! I shall be in attendance of

    Shakespeares The Tempest, a prose

    of empiercing compare,at Rock

    Islands District Theatre! Twill be the

    companys initial foray into the merry

    grace of Shakespares poetic tongue!

    Well, you certainly seem excited

    for it.

    I feel as though a thousandtwangling instruments will hum about

    mine ears!

    Thats from The Tempest, right?

    Aye! As are Whats past is prologue

    and O, brave new world and We are

    such stuff as dreams are made on!Thine ear is good as the best!

    Right. So whos in the show?

    All manner of mickle ta lent!

    Mike King as Prospero, Lauren

    VanSprebroeck as Miranda, Tristan

    Tapscott as Ariel,

    Joseph Maubach as

    Gonzalo, Bryan Tank as

    Trinculo, Ed Villarreal

    as Stephano, Andy

    Curtiss as Antonio,Doug Adkins as

    Sebastian ... ! And they

    have the fortune to

    be led in triumph by

    director Chris Causer,

    of the DistrictsHair

    and reasons to be

    pretty! How beauteous

    mankind is!

    Yeah, thats from The Tempest, too.

    When its running?The actors shall tread the boards

    from the 15th of November through its

    24th night. And with that, Im off! Fare

    thee well, kindly Jeffrey! Parting is such

    sweet sorrow!

    You can stop talking like that now.

    Fine.

    And Id ditch the costume.

    But codpieces go with everything.

    The Tempest will be performed

    Thursdays through Saturdays at 7:30

    p.m. and Sundays at 2 p.m., and more

    information and tickets are available

    by calling (309)235-1654 or visiting

    DistrictTheatre.com. istakenlyguessedTheMultipleCatonthatlastone.Usually,itisacatthathassomethingcaughtinitsthroat.

    are you a civic watchdog? is a question we haveheard many times over the years. Were both isthe accurate response. The establishment mediacontinually struggles for a credible reputation

    on these fronts, and more, every day. TheReaders niche continues to include media-savvy consumers who seek out perspectivesunavailable in the compromised mainstreammedia. In addition to being the go-to source

    for what is new, whats happening, and ideasfor things to do, weve tackled some of theareas toughest political topics, both locally and

    nationally.These include ill-begotten referendum-driven agendas such as county-jail expansions,city entitlement programs, and blank-checkconstruction projects. We havent won manyfriends when nearly every major employer,

    academic, utility, government institution,and chamber of commerce is cheerleadingand financially backing big-ticket taxpayer-funded projects and we take a critical,thorough, and balanced approach to the

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    public awareness has risen to a point thatforces such an atypical effort.

    Were certainly not claiming we havetackled every difficult topic out there; we are

    not a large enough organization. But we areproud of the bar our team has set. And thatjournalistic standard is primarily due to theefforts of our managing editor, Jeff Ignatius.

    Jeff, who started in 2000, is very skilled at

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    distill them down into a readily understood,compelling, and easy-to-read narrative.Additionally, Jeffs penchant for getting insidethe heads of musicians and artists has resultedin some of the more insightful interviews and

    reviews available. Hes a talent we are fortunate

    to have at the Readerand in this community.Speaking of talent, Mike Schulz wearsmany hats at the Reader, and he wears them

    well. Besides being our dutiful calendar andarts editor since 2005, Mike has been writingthe Readers movie reviews since 1995, and

    he was its primary theatre critic for fiveyears. Movies and plays are a natural area of

    expertise for Mike and he, like the rest of us,has made nearly as many foes as friends fromhis no-holds-barred critiques of our local andregional theatre productions. While he steppeddown from the theatre-critic role now that he

    is directly involved in acting in and producingtheatrical productions, he continues to edit thereviews. And Mikes index of movie reviews(at RCReader.com/movies/movie-review-index) continues to grow weekly with links

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    MUSICThursday, November 14 Matthew

    Curry & the Fury. Blues and rockmusicians in concert, with an opening

    set by The Winter Blues All-Stars. TheRedstone Room (129 Main Street,

    Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $7. For tickets and

    information, call (563)326-1333 or visitRiverMusicExperience.org.

    Friday, November 15 DaphneWillis. Acoustic, pop, and rock musicianin concert, with an opening set by Hood

    Smoke. The Redstone Room (129 Main

    Street, Davenport). 8:30 p.m. $8. For ticketsand information, call (563)326-1333 or

    visit RiverMusicExperience.org. For a 2008

    interview with Willis, visit RCReader.com/y/daphnewillis.

    Friday, November 15 Joanne ShawTaylor. British blues guitarist and singerin a concert sponsored by the Mississippi

    Valley Blues Society. The Muddy Waters

    (1708 State Street, Bettendorf). 9 p.m.$12-15. For tickets and information, call

    (563)355-0655 or visit TheMuddyWaters.

    com. For a 2009 interview with Taylor, visitRCReader.com/y/taylor.

    Friday, November 15 Ray Live!A Tribute to Ray Charles. A night of

    classic blues and soul tunes from theCharles catalog. Quad-Cities Waterfront

    Convention Center (1777 Isle Parkway,Bettendorf). 7:30 p.m. $5-10. For

    What ElseIs Happenin

    by Mike Schulz

    [email protected]

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    MusicHoliday Pops featuringDebby Boonei wireless Center

    Saturday, November 23, 7:30 p.m.

    Not that youdknow it fromthese pages, but

    when in public, Ido try to behave

    with a fair amount

    of professional

    decorum. Yet this

    past September,

    when I ran into Steve

    Jobman the artistic

    director for the Quad City Symphony

    Orchestras November 23 Holiday Pops

    concert at the i wireless Center and he

    told me theyd secured Grammy winnerDebby Boone as this years featured

    vocalist, Ill admit it: I squealed like a

    little girl. Apologies to those nearby

    who thought I maybe saw a mouse.

    The daughter of famed pop crooner

    Pat Boone, Debby began touring with

    her familys vocal ensemble at age 14,

    eventually landing on the Billboard

    charts with 1975s When the Lovelight

    Starts Shining Through His Eyes and

    1977s Hasta Maana. But it was laterthat year, with the release of Debbys

    first solo album You Light Up My

    Lifeand its title track, that the singer

    became a star.

    Spending 10 consecutive weeks atop

    BillboardsHot 100 chart more thanany previous song in the charts history

    and earning Debby the Grammy for

    Best New Artist, You Light Up My

    Life quickly became the biggest-selling

    hit of the 1970s.

    It also, for some of us, became the

    song that our grade-school music

    teacher made us perform for a

    big school assembly, so some

    of us listened to it an awful lot.

    And developed serious crusheson Debby as result. Hence, my

    squealing.

    Since then, Debby has gone on

    to find success in musical theatre

    and contemporary-Christian

    music, land a number-one hit on

    Billboardscountry charts with Are

    You on the Road to Lovin Me Again,

    pick up two more Grammys, and even

    co-author numerous childrens books

    with her husband Gabriel Ferrer. (Andnot for nothing, but especially for age

    57, she continues to lookfantastic.) So

    kudos to Jobman and the Quad City

    Symphony for the amazing booking for

    this years Holiday Pops. Id be tempted

    to ask them if I could meet Debby after

    the show, but you know ... . Why make

    her think there are mice ... ?

    Holiday Pops will also feature

    performances by the Sanctuary Choir of

    Davenports First Presbyterian Church

    and the Quad City Symphony Youth

    Choir (those lucky so-and-sos ... ), and

    tickets are available by calling (800)745-

    3000 or visiting iwirelessCenter.com.

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    to

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    stroh

    al

    Boss and Bakery Boss, plus the competition series Next

    Great Baker, in which the champion chef earns cash and anapprenticeship at Carlos Bakery.

    With those programs plus several books to his credit

    among them The Essential Cake Boss, released a mere

    month and a half agoValastro has emerged as the

    preeminent baking authority of his generation, and as his

    fans will attest, certainly the most entertaining one. So enjoy

    the culinary artists presentation and his accompanying

    question-and-answer session, and remember: Bring a bib.

    (See? I told my editor it wouldnt be offensive if I did this

    whole article in Valastros Italian-American accent! You

    werent bothered by it at all, were you?)For tickets to Buddy Valastros November 21 engagement,

    call (800)745-3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.

    rockers PaulMuro (pictured)ago trio On & On,rmer members ofhe Quad Cities

    t, featuring Ryanatrick Stolley, and

    cred impressiveell them aparttitles alone?

    tching these fivethe artists who

    munion concertd $15 at the

    mation on the309)793-4060 or

    1) Cape Dory2) Elements of3) Give in4) Red5) The Adventures of Mr.

    Pumpernickel & the Girl withAnimals in Her Throat

    A) The Multiple CatB) Night SweatsC) On and OnD) Savoir AdoreE) Tennis

    Answers:1E,2A,3C,4B,5D.Iunderstandifyou

    for some, Mike wont be implementing a starsranking system any time soon.

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    information, call (800)724-5825 or visitBettendorf.IsleOfCapriCasinos.com.

    Sunday, November 17 Daniel LeahyTrio. Jazz pianist/vocalist and his ensembleeducate and entertain in the Polyrhythms

    Third Sunday Jazz Workshop & Matine

    Series. The Redstone Room (129 Main Street,Davenport). 3 p.m. workshop: $5/adults, free

    for students. 6 p.m. concert: $10-15. For tickets

    and information, call (309)373-0790 or visitPolyrhythms.org or RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Friday, November 22 1964: The Tribute.Concert with the internationally touring

    Beatles tribute artists. Adler Theatre (136 EastThird Street, Davenport). 8 p.m. $34.50. For

    tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.

    Friday, November 22 Tiny MovingParts. Idie rockers in concert, withperformances by Ice Hockey, The Easy

    Mark, and A Little Strange. Rozz-Tox (2108

    Third Avenue, Rock Island). 7 p.m. $5. Forinformation, call (309)200-0978 or visit

    RozzTox.com.Friday, November 22, through Sunday,

    November 24 Hansel & Gretel. EngelbertHumperdincks fairytale operetta performed

    by Opera@Augustana. Augustana CollegesWallenberg Hall (3520 Seventh Avenue,

    Rock Island). 7 p.m. $8-14. For tickets andinformation, call (309)794-7306 or visit

    Augustana.edu.Saturday, November 23 Orquesta Son

    Del Tumbao. Salsa music and dancing with EdEast, Omar Alaniz, and Nelson Martinez. The

    Redstone Room (129 Main Street, Davenport).8 p.m. $10. For tickets and information, call

    (563)326-1333 or visit RiverMusicExperience.

    org.Wednesday, November 27 Minus Six

    CD Release Party. Concert with the areapop and rock musicians. Rock Island Brewing

    Company (1815 Second Avenue, Rock Island).9 p.m. $6. For information, call (309)793-4060

    or visit RIBCO.com.

    COMEDYFriday, November 15 Walloped at da

    Wake. New Mafia-wake murder mystery withthe Its a Mystery! troupe, written by KimEastland. Skellington Manor Banquet & Event

    Center (420 18th Street, Rock Island). 6:30 p.m.

    $35. For tickets and information, call (563)344-9187 or visit SkellingtonManor.com.

    Saturday, November 16 Lily Tomlin.The legendary comedienne performs in apresentation in the Hancher Auditorium

    Visiting Artists series. Riverside Casino Event

    Center (3184 Highway 22, Riverside). 7:30p.m. $10-45. For tickets and information, call

    (319)335-1160 or visit http://www.Hancher.UIowa.edu.

    MOVIESSaturday, November 16 Bringing It

    Home. Screening of the new industrial-hempdocumentary, featuring a Q&A Session, hemp

    food and drink samples, an informative display

    on Iowa hemp history, and more. BucktownCenter for the Arts (225 East Second Street,

    Davenport). 1 p.m. Free admission. For

    information, visit BringingItHomeMovie.com.

    EXHIBITSaturday, November 16, through

    Sunday, February 9 College Invitational.Exhibit featuring artwork by students from

    Ashford University, Augustana College, BlackHawk College, Knox College, Monmouth

    College, Scott Community College, St.

    Ambrose University, Western Illinois University,and the University of Iowa. Figge Art Museum

    (225 West Second Street, Davenport).

    Tuesdays-Saturdays 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Thursdays10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sundays noon-5 p.m. Free with

    $4-7 museum admission. For information, call

    (563)326-7804 or visit FiggeArt.org.

    KIDS STUFF

    Thursday, November 14, through Sunday,November 17 Disney on Ice: Passportto Adventure. All-new skating spectacularfeaturing favorite Disney characters. i wireless

    Center (1201 River Drive, Moline). Thursdays

    and Friday 7 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m., 3 p.m., and

    7 p.m.; Sunday 1 and 5 p.m. $16-51. For tickets,

    call (800)745-3000 or visit iwirelessCenter.com.

    EVENTSFriday, November 15 River Cities Reader

    20th Birthday Celebration. As we enter our

    third decade as the Quad Cities independentnewspaper, enjoy food, beverages, music, and

    more. Modern Woodmen Park (209 South

    Gaines Street, Davenport). 5-10 p.m. Free

    admission. For information, visit RCReader.com.

    Saturday, November 23, and Sunday,November 24 Iowa Burlesque Festival. Eventpresented by Danielle Colby, featuring Saturdays

    Shimmy Baby Shake Offburlesque contest at 6

    p.m. and the Queens of a Peelheadliner show

    at 10 p.m., and Sundays Please, Have Mercy

    Awards, highlighting new headliner sets and thewinners of Saturdays shake-off. Adler Theatre

    (136 East Third Street, Davenport). Saturday

    6 p.m., Sunday 7 p.m. $15-55. For tickets, call

    (800)745-3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.

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    self-evidently disruptive to the Strausssuite, and a drain on the concerts

    momentum.

    The Quad City Symphonys nextMasterworks concerts will be heldSaturday, December 7, at the AdlerTheatre and Sunday, December 8, at

    Augustana Colleges Centennial Hall.The program features Jennifer HigdonsViolin Concertoand Rachmaninoffs

    concertmaster and conductor, hersound seemed, at times, swallowed

    up by the instruments that almostsurrounded her. By contrast, Mozartshide-and-seek Classical style,alternately jumping into and out of themusical spotlight, was more effectivewith this staging arrangement.

    Despite the moments of imbalancebetween the ensemble and the singer,the orchestras playing of Barberwas wonderful, with its Southernatmospheric color a vivid, steamy

    summer evening in Tennessee. Theorchestra members shaped the openingbars with warmth and lyric tenderness,and soloists emerged with artfullysculpted musical phrases, like a quiet,playful conversation among familymembers. The insightful musicaldialogues included the oboe andEnglish horn with the cello section,melodic fragments in the horn, a solocello with answering strings, and the

    blend of solo clarinet with flute allmusically swaying around Shafers

    voice.If the imbalance in Barber was

    caused by a combination of the musicand the placement of the singer, a largerproblem was the bizarre and whollyavoidable choice of program order.The second half of the concert featurednine selections from Strauss opera LeBourgeois Gentilhomme, but after thefirst seven movements, the orchestrachanged its seating configuration andpersonnel with some players leavingthe stage and others joining andre-tuned. When Shafer returned tothe stage, the audience greeted herwith awkward clapping. The soloistperformed two vocal pieces withthe orchestra and left the stage toappreciative applause, and then theplayers returned to their original seatsfor the last two movements of the

    Strauss, closing the concert.Despite the interruption of Strauss,

    the orchestra demonstrated superbmusicianship as an ensemble andindividuals. The flutes produced aneffective contrast between abruptlyaccented notes and a lyric duet in theMinuet. The bold statements by thebass trombone and bravura trumpetarpeggios in The Fencing Masterwere impressive. The clarinet and

    bassoon doubling of the melody in thefifth movement was not only perfectintonation, but it carefully delineatedthe musical line with even intensity

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    and blend, a resonant mixture addedto Strauss rich harmony. Tasteful

    percussion soft bass drum, cymbals,and orchestra bells added color and amartial feel to the Courante.

    The concert effectively showcasedthe range and skill of both the orchestraand the soloist through diverse musicfrom four style periods. But thedecision to break up the closing piecewas destabilizing: logistically awkward,

    Symphony No. 2, with guest conductorAlasdair Neale and violinist Naha

    Greenholtz. For more information, visitQCSymphony.com.

    Frederick Morden is a retired orchestra-music director, conductor, composer,arranger, educator, and writer who hasserved on the executive board of theConductors Guild.

    Soul in the Bits and PiecesMUSIC by Frederick Morden

    [email protected]

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    It certainly helps that Wallace is playingthe role of the cockeyed optimist Gideon,

    the woman certain that her scheme to finally

    bring home a man,

    both figuratively and

    literally, will work out.

    Wallaces performance

    is actually too broad

    for the Richmond Hill

    space; she seems to be

    playing to the barns

    rafters rather thanthe audience thats

    sitting within spitting

    distance. This hardly

    matters, though, as Wallaces portrayal is

    remarkably consistent and sincere. (Throw in

    the fact that her character is a bit too much of

    a dreamer, and Wallaces overacting actually

    feels appropriate.)

    In contrast, McLaughlin offers delightfully

    deadpan deliveries of her frequently snarky

    comments, while ONeill is enchanting in his

    grand confusion, and consternation, when

    the women tell him that the half-naked man

    before him is actually Gideons husband. (Of

    one year. And today is their anniversary.)

    While ONeills readings, though, are

    believable in their sincerity, his physical

    responses and McLaughlins, as well

    seem, for the most part, overly rehearsed,

    rather than spontaneous. For his part, Woods

    delivers a welcome, relatively subdued

    portrayal compared to the grandiosity and

    pomposity he so deliciously brings to manyof his Genesius Guild roles. And while

    Ratkiewicz could employ more nuance in his

    characterization of a man with amnesia, as he

    does little more than act confused, he does so

    with commanding stage presence.It is worth noting that while Ididnt laugh

    all that much while watching Richmond

    Hills production, many of Thursdays

    other audience members did, and I did

    find a smattering of truly guffaw-worthy

    jokes, such as when the girls tell Dex thatthe bathroom is broken and he asks what

    they do when they have to go, and Gideon

    confidently replies, Grit our teeth and

    smile. There are just enough laughs in I

    Take This Manto please even the audience

    members most jaded toward this type of

    comedy (i.e., me), and that turned out to be

    the icing on what I found to be a fascinating

    cake.

    I Take This Man runs at the Richmond Hill

    Barn Theatre (600 Robinson Drive, Geneseo)

    through November 17, and more information

    and tickets are available by calling (309)944-

    2244 or visiting RHPlayers.com.

    To be frank, I didnt find the RichmondHill Barn Theatres comedy I Take This

    Manall that funny, at least not consis-

    tently. However, play-

    wright Jack Sharkeys

    plot about a single

    woman who brings

    home an unconscious

    Boston Marathon run-

    ner in order to finally

    have the romance shes

    long wanted isincredibly interesting,

    particularly consider-

    ing the gradual pace

    at which Sharkeys story unfolds, leaving you

    constantly wondering what will happen next.

    I may not have laughed as much as Sharkey

    would have liked, but I was certainly enter-

    tained during Thursdays performance.

    I Take This Mansplot is intriguing from

    the get-go, as Bryan Woods police officer

    Jud carries Tommy Ratkiewiczs passed-out

    (and, at this point, nameless) Bret into the

    apartment of Sarah Ade Wallaces Gideon

    and plops him down on her couch. (Hes

    put there, were told, because the fabrics

    Scotchgard-ed and hes all sweaty.) After

    sending Woods too-easily-persuaded

    officer on his way, its revealed, through

    a conversation with Molly McLaughlins

    more grounded and sarcastic roommate

    Charlene, that Gideon found the man

    lying unconscious at the end of the Boston

    Marathon. Believing him to be the eventsfinal racer, Gideon decides he must be

    perfect for her, since nice guys finish last.

    Once set up, Sharkeys story proceeds to

    unfold slowly, and impressively delivers a

    continued sense of anticipation about what

    on Earth will transpire. What will happen

    when Bret wakes up? (Which he does,

    but with amnesia, and accepting Gideons

    dr