-Hello.-Hello.-What's your name?-My name is Siri.-Look at that, there's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.-Are you single?-I don't have a marital status, if that's what you are asking.-You are right, that's too personal, we hardly know each other.-About a cup of coffee? -I found six coffee shops, three of them are fairly close to you.-I will see you gentlemen later.

-So Siri, what's hapenning? How are you?-I am well.-What you doing right now?-What I'm doing I'm talking with you.-You are a beautiful voice.-Thank you, it's nice to be appreciate it.-I bet it is. Why don't women like me?-Let me check on that. How about a website of why don't women like me.-No need worry on that.-Siri, do you have a last name?-My name is Siri.-What name like a Cher, Madona, Adel...all the women who rock me.-My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj.-Would you like me to call you Raj?-I'll like it to call me Sexy.-From now on I'll call you sexy, ok?-Ok.

-I'm in the mud for Gelatto.-I found ten restaurants who reviews making gelattos, seven of them are fairly close to you.-Thank you darling.-You are most certainly wellcome, sexy.

-Siri please some smooth jazz.-Playing smooth jazz.-Oh my god! Kenny G. This woman can meet me like a book. Can beliver what my soul me like Landau Galeria.

-First turn round the left.-Thank you.-I found six packs uncleaner repair shops in you area, four are fairly close to you.-Hello Sexy. What can I help you with? If you'd like make love to me just tell me.-zjzjzjzjz-I'm sorry I don't understand zjzjzjzjz-No...