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An extract from Oh Dear Silvia by Dawn Frenchwww.penguin.co.uk/tasters
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Oh Dear Silvia
by
Dawn French
Copyright Dawn French, 2012
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ONE
Ed
Wednesday 10am
He sits with a sense o being watched, although he himsel
is the watcher. Momentarily, the others have stepped out-
side so he is suddenly, shockingly, alone with her. Its odd or
there to be no voices. No sound, save those o two human beings
just being alive. He becomes acutely aware that or the frst
time in a very long time, he eels irreutably more alive than
her. Shes always making sure you know shes chock-ull o lie.
She lives big and loud. Right to her fngertips. Her presently
somewhat swollen fngertips. Look at them. Someone, perhaps
a nurse, has tried to remove the coral-red varnish, but it is stub-
born and has bled into her skin, revealing the nails beneath to
be unbeautiul, nicotiney. Blotchy red fngers. Yellow nails.
She wouldnt like him to see such a personal thing, so he
tries to stop looking . . . but o course he cant. He is transfxed
by the unusual sighting. He eels her watching, and although
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she isnt and although he so wants to remain defant, he looks
away.
So. Here they both are again. Alone. They havent been alone
in a room or . . . well, since they were married. Whats that?About . . . God . . . What is it now? Five years? Something like
that.
There she is. Breathing.
Here he is. Breathing.
Thats it.
Pretty much like it was at the end o the marriage, really.
Two people occupying the same air. Nothing else in common.
Just oxygen. He remembers when sharing breath with her
was exciting, intimate. He would lie close to her in the night,
happily breathing in what she breathed out. The breath o lie,
their joint breath rom their joint lie.
This breathing now, though, is very dierent.
He hears his own. Its quick and halting. It fts with his
heartbeat, which is anxiously ast and occasionally missing
altogether, when he fnds himsel holding his breath whilst
urgent rightening thoughts distract him.
Her breathing is entirely unamiliar. Its regimented and
deep. Her lungs are rhythmically resonating loudly around the
room, chiming in with the bellow-like wheezing o the machine.
Shes being breathed or, through a huge ugly tube in her throat.
Because Silvia Shute, despite all the supposed lie in her, is
in a coma.
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TWO
Jo
Thursday 2pm
Adervish is whirling around Silvias bed, gabbling and
gesticulating wildly. Her explosion o curly grey hair
bobs about busily as she moves. The too many strands o
assorted, expensive but meant to look casual beads dance on
her bosom, and the clack o her posh but meant to look like
working boots resounds o the sparkly-clean-polished-all-
the-way-under-the-bed-twice-a-day-check-it-on-the-time-sheet-
no-bugs-here-mate-oor. This is Jo, Silvias elder sister. Her
mouth has mistaken itsel or a machine gun.
It just bothers me darling, that when you do eventually
wake up, Im not even going to be able to tell you what
happened because nobody seems to bloody know! You are
probably the only one and will you even remember? God
knows. Well obviously God knows, whichsoever God one
chooses to align onesel with, o course. I cant remember now
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i you even believe in God, do you? Oh God, thats awul. No. I
dont think you do. I think youre a hundred per cent not quite
sure, arent you? I remember you once saying you thought
Jesus wore a blindold to decide who would get the poorlybabies, and how that was terribly unair, but you were eleven,
so you may well have updated your thinking since then.
I know you like Christmas and weddings and church and
stu, but does that necessarily make you a Christian? Its
probably got more to do with abrics and lights and catering i
I know you. Do I know you? Thats the big question darling,
because I can see all this . . . this hellish situation, theres going
to be some major decisions I will probably have to make on
your behal.
Oh God. Why did this happen?! What the hell were you
doing out on your balcony? In the reezing cold? On your own?
Have you started smoking again? Oh, darling, look at you . . .
Jo leans over Silvias bed, smooths her cheek and runs her
fngers through her little sisters hair.
Desperately need your roots doing, darling. Oh dear. Whats
happened? Where are you Sissy? Come on, come on. Wake up
sweetheart. Wake up and see me. Im here darling. Im here or
you. Always here or you. Big sister to look ater you. Just as it
should be. Big one looks ater the little one. I promised Mummy
I would, and I will.
Come on now, try to wake up. The doctor says youre a long
way away, but youre just asleep, arent you? Very deeply
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head injury. Thank you, Hugh Laurie . . . or giving me this ter-
rible news in your inimitable orthright, some might say even
cruel style. Thank God its you, because now o course, I know
it will all be alright or the simple reason that you will inevit-ably triumphantly and last-minutedly restore my stone o a
sister to ull health.
Sissy might even seduce him on waking, with her unique
interestingness and win him over to become Mrs Hugh
House . . . hmmm.
That frst shock o the phone call was awul. But this shock
today, Jo thinks, the shock o actually seeing her lying there
so motionless save or the hypnotic eort o the enorced
breathing, is much much worse. No two ways about it, Silvia is
nearly dead.
Look at her. Her skin never usually looks pallid like this.
She must not die. Ater all, Jo promised their mother to
always have a care or her. Silvia shall not die beore Jo. Other-
wise Jo is even more o a bloody ailure. I thats possible . . .
Hold on, sweetheart. Come on! Keep living. We all love
you . . . Well, I do. You know I do. Weve had our moments Sis,
but the loving you part has never ever been in question. You
always love your little sister, dont you? Yes. You do. You have
to. Thats what you do. You just love them. Whatever theyre
like. Whatever theyve done. However thoughtless or insensi-
tive they might sometimes have been . . . however much they
might have hurt you, sometimes carelessly, admittedly, but
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oten purposely, you just keep right on loving them. Whatever
you eel. You try to put their eelings frst. They come frst.
Think o others beore yoursel. Always. Sel comes last. Silvia
must be protected.So thats what were going to do. Keep you going sweet-
heart, at all costs. Im not giving up on you. Therell be
something that wakes you up. Ive just got to fnd it darling,
thats all. Im going to try anything and everything, just you
wait and see, and one day I will fnd it and youll open those
beautiul big grey-blue eyes, and Ill be the frst thing you see,
and youll know how much I cared and how much I tried, and
youll be grateul and maybe a tiny bit less unkind.
I might well catch you looking at me oten in the uture, just
knowingly, out o the corner o your eyes and I will know you
are thinking, Yep, there she is, my sister Jo, who saved my lie,
who didnt give up on me, who kept her promise. Who is, truth
be told, a bit extraordinary and to whom I owe . . . well . . .
everything, really.
Jo picks up Silvias heavy dead weight o a hand, noticing
the red smudged fngers and lits it to her lips and kisses it
very much.
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