Prozac&BeerIwenttomydoctorearlylastyear

AndtoldherIthoughtabreakdownwasnear

Shesnappedoffhergloves,andsaid,“Nothinguphere!”

“IthinkwhatyouneedisProzacandBeer.”

MyloverjusttoldmethatIamajerk

Shesaidourrelationshipjustdoesn’twork

Aftersixmonthsofcounseling,onethingisclear:

MykeytosurvivalisProzacandBeer.

ProzacandBeer,ProzacandBeer

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

I’mhopinglife’sproblemswillalldisappear

LivingonProzacandBeer.

Ican’tfindmywallet;Ican’tfindmykeys

IfeellikeIhavebeenhungoutinthebreeze

ButI’vefoundawaytofaceallmyfear

IconqueritallwithProzacandBeer.

AsIstumblethroughlifefeelingabused

AtleastI’mkeepingmyneighborsamused

Theysnickerandlaugh‘tiltheireyesfillwithtears

AndIjustgetbyonProzacandBeer.

ProzacandBeer,ProzacandBeer

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

I’mhopinglife’sproblemswillalldisappear

LivingonProzacandBeer.

IliketorockandIliketoroll

Butlivinglikethisistakingitstoll

WhenIlivetoofastitgetshardtosteer

SoIsettleitdownwithProzacandBeer.

It’stoolatetodiebeforeIgrowold

There’snowayI’llgetmylifeundercontrol

I’vestrippedmytransmission—I’mdowntoonegear

ButIkeepmovingforwardonProzacandBeer.

ProzacandBeer,ProzacandBeer

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

I’mhopinglife’sproblemswillalldisappear

LivingonProzacandBeer.

ProzacandBeer,ProzacandBeer

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

Mylifemaybehazybutitbeatsgoingcrazy

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

ProzacandBeer,ProzacandBeer

I’mlivingonProzacandBeer.

Whenlifespinsaroundandforcesmedown,

ThankGodforProzacandBeer!

ThankGodforProzacandBeer!