Gerald Hawkins 1 Sunday, 13 February 2011

Eurogash ’11 Proposals

Please note, transport/transfers have been omitted from all proposals, as the author cba

Spain:

(1) Andalucia;

*5 bed, sleeps 10

*3000 sq ft

*400m from neighbours

*6 acre plot

*Converted house and winery

*In wine producing region of Jumilla

*Horse riding, mountain walks, bike hire,

quad biking nearby

*7 minute drive to local towns

*Private swimming pool

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Price;

From To Price [GBP]

1 Jan 10 2 April 10 400

3 April 10 10 July 10 795

11 July 10 3 Sept 10 1295

4 Sept 10 5 Nov 10 895

Notes; Booking deposit is 30%. Balance to be paid 2 months prior to arrival. Security deposit

of 250.

For more, check out the site - http://bit.ly/dLCEo9

Example holiday(s):

1st-8th August, PPP = 129.5 GBP.

(2) Costa Blanca

5 bed, sleeps 10

Sea views

Private swimming pool

Large enclosed garden with

BBQ, terrace

Indoor - 3,013.89 square feet

0.7 acres land

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Availability;

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Notes; Refundable deposit €700 payable locally (returned 8 days after departure).

Obligatory final clean payable locally €145. Heating for the house during holiday periods

outside July or August and fire wood. Additional services (where available) including

cleaning, babysitting and catering. Pet supplement of €60 per stay per animal where

allowed, as stated in the property description. Extra beds or persons supplement of €60 per

bed per week.

For more info, check out the site; http://bit.ly/dTnqBF

Example holiday(s);

10 people sharing – 18th – 25th June, 88 GBP PP

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France:

(1) Dordogne

*Expensive option. Although September

pricing very good. This is fucking

pimptits

*10 rooms, sleeps 15

*Private 11mx3m indoor pool

*Pool table, fireplace, HiFi, Internet,

Table football, BBQ, Mountain bikes,

Private tennis court, Table tennis,

Fitness/Gym room

*Local shops in Verte, 7km

Minimum two week bookings in July and August – Sept. cheapest month anyway

*2583 sq ft floor space

* 12.36 acres ground

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Availability;

February

2011

19/2 - 26/2

£750

26/2 - 5/3

£750

March

2011

5/3 - 12/3

£750

12/3 - 19/3

£750

19/3 - 26/3

£750

26/3 - 2/4

£750

April

2011

2/4 - 9/4

£1000

9/4 - 16/4

£1000

16/4 - 23/4

Unavailable

23/4 - 30/4

£1000

30/4 - 7/5

Unavailable

May

2011

7/5 - 14/5

£1000

14/5 - 21/5

£1000

21/5 - 28/5

£920

28/5 - 4/6

Unavailable

June

2011

4/6 - 11/6

Unavailable

11/6 - 18/6

Unavailable

18/6 - 25/6

Unavailable

25/6 - 2/7

Unavailable

July

2011

2/7 - 9/7

Unavailable

9/7 - 16/7

Unavailable

16/7 - 23/7

Unavailable

23/7 - 30/7

Unavailable

30/7 - 6/8

Unavailable

August 6/8 - 13/8 13/8 - 20/8 20/8 - 27/8 27/8 - 3/9

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2011 £2750 £2750 Unavailable Unavailable

September

2011

3/9 - 10/9

£980

10/9 - 17/9

£980

17/9 - 24/9

£980

24/9 - 1/10

£840

Notes; Refundable deposit payable locally 500€ and credit card details held in UK for a

deduction if required of 1000€ maximum. Obligatory final clean payable locally 120€.

Heating is payable locally, if required, around 15€ per day.

For more check out the site; http://bit.ly/e9LzHb

Example holiday(s);

15 people – Sept. 3rd-10th, 65.33 PP

10 people – Sept. 3rd – 10th, 98 PP

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Greece:

(1) Villa Neptune Royale

3 bed, sleeps 8

2 level house

Private pool, shallow

end for

children/fucking

morons

Close to beach (4kms)

HiFi, balcony

Local activities;

watersports, horse

riding, fishing, walks,

cycling

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Availability;

Notes; Also situated next to villa ‘Neptune Royale’ is her sister 3 bedroom ‘Villa Serenity

Palace’ a luxurious place with the same comforts and amenities and (when is available) can

be used as an extension of space for large groups of guests.

For more info, check out the site; http://bit.ly/f1WIiS

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Italy:

(1) – Tuscany

6 bed, sleeps 12

Stone farmhouse

Private pool, private church (!)

2 living rooms, terrace, pizza oven

Cost From: £ 1950 To: £ 2750

1hr drive from beach

Watersports, fishing, walking, cycling

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Availability:

For more info check out the site; http://bit.ly/9QHSD

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The author;

Gerald Hawkins; 21 y/o, from Masqat, Oman

Enjoys ; Long walks, properly formatted word

documents, printing to file, debugging code, wanking in

his own tears, voyeurism.

Seeks; The end of it all.

“It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.” - Jerry Garcia

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