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Chuck Norris

Aug.28

2014

Ping Pong and Motorcycels

LAST VEGAS

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The ping pong tournament is going on. The winning guy gets a

party for his advisory. It is fun. Many people participate. It hap-

pens on the cafeteria tables. The bad thing is that others can

not play. Many people would love to play but the tournament

is going on for weeks now. And the 6th grade ping pong coun-

selor won’t let us play on other fields. But there is a good side.

If our advisory wins we get a planet. The pin pong is not fun to

watch. It actually makes it worse. The more people see the

more they want to play. The ping pong ball always hit some-

one. Also the valentines day asseambly was kind of funny. It

was ok.

Interview with Chuck Norris!

Chuck, do you do exercise.

No, exercise does me. I am too strong.

Do you have a phone?

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls

from me. He was astonished

Chuck have you ever bet on something?

Once I bet with superman, the loser had to wear his underwear out-

side. He got the hang of it.

Chuck Norris, have you been close to death?

I actually died 20 years ago, but death didn’t have the courage to tell

me yet. Death is a chicken.

Are you a good swimmer?

Some magicians walk on water, but me, I swim through land. I like it.

Do you like numbers?

I counted to infinity– twice. It’s not that hard.

Do you play sports?

I once did if I continued spots could get a heart attack. He is-

n’t used to so much movement.

Are you all right?

No I’m left. And you?

Did you beat up Chris brown?

I don’t beat woman. Stupid Chris.

Do you play fifa?

I would play fifa but I’m so good the servers start glitchin.

Studpid FIFA.

Motorcycles

I like motorcycles. They are fun. Motorcycles go really fast. I like the

Harley Davidson. Also the Ducati. The Ducati is so fast that with a

ramp it could fly. It is fast and fun And doesn't cost as much as a car or

a chopper. I like the Harley Davidson. Is really big. The only thing is

that they overheat. Also the jaguar motorcycle. They actually look like

a jaguar. Its way cool. Also a 12 time motorcycle can cover long dis-

tances. Motorcycles are easier to move through traffic. And Easier to

find parking lot.

Movies

Movies theater is blowing. Last Vegas. Captain Phillips. Catching Fire.

Many good movies. If you want Comedy se Last Vegas. 4 movie veter-

ans, Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman, Robert De niro and Kevin Kline

go to Las Vegas for a reunion. Billy, Michael Douglas, is going to get

married, at age of 62 and makes a bachelor Party with his long lasting

friends. Also Captain Phillips, is kidnapped by a bunch of pirates. His is

the captain of the ship. He achieves to save the ship but not himself.

The U.S. Marine . Catching fire. Katniss gets part of the revolution. She

helds part of it. They kill a man in front of her and get’s mad.

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