pizza

all pizzas £8.95

the margherita (v)100% mozzarella di bufala with fresh basil leaves

good golly miss mollya spicy pepperoni kick with torn mozzarella di bufala

great balls of firefiery chorizo, fresh crushed chillies

and mozzarella di bufalagoodness gracious!! this one has a kick to it…

rocket 88prosciutto de parma, mozzarella di bufala and

fresh rocket leaves finished with a balsamic glazea classic. like its namesake

maybellinehandmade herby meatballs with mozzarella di bufala

and basil leaves

lawdy miss clawdycajun spiced chicken with jalapeños, grilled peppers

and mozzarella di bufala

shake rattle and rollhot peppered pastrami, wild mushrooms

and smoked arran cheddar

rebel rousersmoked arran cheddar, mozzarella di bufala

and grated red cheddar with fresh basil leaves

burgers

Double up your burger with an extra patty for £2.50

strip ‘em naked £8.95thin smashed and chargrilled beef burger

strip tease... £10.95with candied bacon and smoked arran cheddar

bump and grind £10.95with a stornoway black pudding and macsween haggis fritter

t and a £10.95with pastrami and mozzarella di bufala

the meanie beanie (v) £8.95spicy bean burger topped with strip joint house salsa

sauces all £1.95creamy peppercorn / garlic dipping sauce / strip joint house gravy

sides all £2.95triple cooked chips / creamed mash / krusovice battered onion rings / rocket salad / garlic focaccia / creamed spinach

the grill

8oz sirloin £17.95chargrilled sirloin steak with an onion ring,portobello mushroom and vine roasted tomatoes

8oz rib eye £18.95chargrilled rib eye steak with an onion ring,portobello mushroom and roasted vine tomatoes

lamb gigot £12.95chargrilled 6oz lamb gigot with an onion ring,portobello mushroom and roasted vine tomatoes

seasonal fish £12.95grilled fillet of seasonal fish

with creamed spinach

light biteschef’s soup of the day (v) £3.95

served with a herb focaccia

oh my cod!! £4.50cod, corn and spinach fish cakes with a lemon mayo dip

wee nachos £4.95 (v)layered tortilla chips with our homemade tomato salsa, jalapeños

and sour cream, topped with mozzarella and cheddar

the whole joint nachos £10.25a big bowl of layered tortilla chips with our homemade tomato salsa,

jalapeños and sour cream, topped with mozzarella and cheddar

topped with your choice of either cajun chicken, chargrilled minute steak or linda mccartney vegemince

be bop a lulamacsween haggis, stornoway black pudding

and smoked arran cheddar i don’t mean maybe...

lucillechargrilled minute steak, wild mushrooms

and mozzarella di bufala

what’d I saymake your own pizza, add as many toppings as you like

oh boy (v)linda mccartney vegemince, mozzarella di bufalacreamy garlic sauce and caramelised red onions

suzie q (v)sautéed wild mushrooms, goats cheese,

mozzarella di bufala and caramelised red onions

la bamba (vegan)vegan mozzarella, sautéed wild mushroom

and grilled peppers

reet petite (vegan)vegan mozzarella, linda mccartney vegemince,crushed chillies and hot n spicy jalapeños

give it a little extra kick with some fresh chillies 50p

From the char grill…served with garlic butter

and watercress and a choice of triple cooked chips

or creamed mash

Our pizzas are served as rustica style. We use tipo 00 flour proofed for 48 hours.

We then roll and stone bake to keep a light and crisp base. Our pizza sauce is made

with the finest Italian plum tomato

Thin smashed, chargilled beef patty withtriple cooked chips, shredded lettuce and tomato.

Fancy a chicken burger instead? No hassle just let us know

dessertsall sweets £4.95

all desserts are made in house by our intrepid chefs

crisp fried tunnocks snowballwith irn bru ice-cream and chocolate sauce

chocolate browniecovered in salted caramel sauce with vanilla ice cream

sticky toffee puddingraspberry butterscotch sauceand scottish tablet ice cream

icespick your flavours then add some toppings

2 scoops, 3 scoops, 4 scoops,1 topping 2 toppings 3 toppings£2.50 £3.50 £4.95

ice cream flavours available:

vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, irn bru,

scottish tablet, mint choc chip

toppings available:

raspberry sauce, chocolate sauce,

salted caramel sauce,

honeycomb, crushed meringue, wafer

takeaway pizza

the margherita (v)100% mozzarella di bufalawith fresh basil leaves

good golly miss mollya spicy pepperoni kick withtorn mozzarella di bufala

great balls of firefiery chorizo, fresh crushed

chillies and mozzarella di bufalagoodness gracious!! this one has a kick to it…

rocket 88prosciutto de parma, mozzarella

di bufala and fresh rocket leaves finished with a balsamic glaze

a classic. like its namesake

maybellinehandmade herby meatballs with

mozzarella di bufala and basil leaves

lawdy miss clawdycajun spiced chicken with jalapeños,

grilled peppers and mozzarella di bufala

shake rattle and rollhot peppered pastrami, wild mushrooms

and smoked arran cheddar

rebel rousersmoked arran cheddar, mozzarella dibufala and grated red cheddar with

fresh basil leaves

be bop a lulamacsween haggis, stornoway blackpudding and smoked arran cheddar

i don’t mean maybe...

lucillechargrilled minute steak, wild

mushrooms and mozzarella di bufala

what’d I saymake your own pizza, add as many

toppings as you like

oh boy (v)linda mccartney vegemince, mozzarelladi bufala, creamy garlic sauce and

caramelised red onions

suzie q (v)sautéed wild mushrooms, goats cheese,mozzarella di bufala and caramelised

red onions

la bamba (vegan)vegan mozzarella, sautéed wildmushroom and grilled peppers

reet petite (vegan)vegan mozzarella, linda mccartneyvegemince, crushed chillies and

hot n spicy jalapeños

give it a little extra kickwith some fresh chillies 50p

Our pizzas are served as rustica style.

We use tipo 00 flour proofed for 48 hours.

We then roll and stone bake to keep a

light and crisp base. Our pizza sauce is

made with the finest Italian plum tomato

all pizzas £8.95

whisky a go go £6.95jim beam kentucky bourbon, cherry liqueur & fresh lime with muddled red cherries strained over crushed ice & topped with pepsi

the roxy £6.95jim beam double oak kentucky bourbon, crème de cacao & fresh lemon withorange zest & sugarcane, shaken over ice, double strained & served as a martini with orange zest

the rainbow £6.95stolichnaya vodka, brugal rum & peach schnapps with fresh orange & cranberry juice, shaken & strained over ice with orange slice & fresh cherry. lemmy drank here... be like lemmy

king tuts £6.95sw4 gin with fresh muddled cucumber,fresh lime juice sugarcane & pressedapple juice served with a cucumberslice & a fresh mint sprig. its enough to give you the wa wa’s

the barras £6.95brugal rum, cointreau & blue curacao with fresh lime juice & sugarcane, shaken & strained over ice & served short over crushed ice with a lime twist

slouch £6.95tapatio tequila, blueberry liqueur & sugarcane muddled with fresh strawberries & lime juice, shaken & strained over ice & served short over crushed ice with a strawberry slice

cbgb £6.95stolichnaya vodka, fresh muddled strawberries, fresh lime juice & sugarcane shaken & strained overcrushed ice, topped with soda &fresh raspberries

max’s kansas city £6.95tapatio tequila, grand marnier & sugarcane with fresh lime & orange juice, shaken & strained over crushed ice & served long with a lime wheel

the apollo £6.95sw4 gin with muddled fresh mint, sugarcane & lime pulled throughcrushed ice & topped with ginger beer

long island iced tea £6.95basically a “long” list of spirits topped with pepsi, fresh lemon & cherries

mojito £6.95rum and stuff all smooshed in a glass. marvel as the bartender pretends notto die inside as you order 15 on abusy night

white russian £6.95stolichnaya, kahlua, cream & milkwith a dark chocolate dusting

tequila sunrise £6.95tapatio tequila, orange slices,fresh orange drizzled with grenadine& finished with fresh cherries

daiquiri £6.95brugal rum, strawberry briotet, sugarcane & fresh lime mixed withfruit puree & blended with crushedice & finished with fresh fruit

ask the staff for this week’sdaiquiri flavour options

jugs

the garden £13.95long island iced tea…in a jug.what’s to discuss? sw4 gin,stolichnaya, brugal, cointreau,tapatio, fresh lime and pepsi

the hollywood bowl £13.95stolichnaya vodka, chambord, raspberry liqueur & pressed apple juice stirred into a bowl with fresh raspberries

the forum £13.95brugal rum, crème de mure & banana liqueur with fresh orange & pineapple juice with orange slices

the hacienda (alcohol free) £3.00muddled mint leaves, fresh lime, raspberries & gomme with apple juice shaken & strained made long withcubed ice

sunsetstrip…take a trip out west

homegrown…just a hop, skip and a jump away

legends…gone but not forgotten

the big boys…because size matters

classics…have we missed your favourite?just ask. if we have it we’ll make it…

MOCKTAIL...cos I’m oot the game

disclaimerNo hipsters were harmed

while writing this menu

Cabernet Sauvignon Angels Tears, South AfricaA medium bodied red blend with up-front red berry flavours on the nose and palate, supported by a smooth tannin structure.

175ml £3.70 250ml £5.60 Btl £15.95

Merlot Torreon de Paredes, ChileColoured ruby red with dark violet hints, the wine has aromas of ripe black fruit, cherry and mulberry. The palate is young, fruity, smooth and medium-bodied.

175ml £4.35 250ml £5.85 Btl £16.95

Shiraz Long Row, AustraliaSoft, black fruits on the nose with cinnamon, nutmeg and milk chocolate on the palate. The ripe fruit used to make this wine gives it a lushness and smoothness typical of this Australian classic.

175ml £4.20 250ml £5.60 Btl £15.95

Malbec Moñtanes, ArgentinaA nose of spicy mocha underlines the open fruitiness of the Malbec grape. The taste is rich and vibrant with dark, red fruits.

175ml £4.65 250ml £5.95 Btl £17.50

Champagne Brut Premier Cru Maillart, France Golden in colour with intense aromas of fruit and toasty hazelnuts. Wonderfully fresh and fruity with great finesse.

Btl £45.95

Prestige Prosecco Extra Dry Mionetto, ItalyAn intense fruity bouquet with a hint of golden apples. This Prosecco is very dry, fresh, light in body and well balanced. Perfect alone, as an aperitif, or as a delightful complement to appetizers such as prosciutto or mild cheese.

20cl Mini Btl £7.50 Btl £20.95

Chenin Blanc Angel’s Tears, South Africa Deliciously fruity with upfront honey and spicy Muscat flavours on the nose and palate, complemented by tropical flavours of Chenin Blanc. An easy-drinking and well balanced wine.

175ml £4.20 £250ml £5.85 Btl £15.95

Sauvignon Blanc Torreon de Paredes, ChileStraw yellow in colour with green hues, the wine has aromas of citrus fruit and peach. The palate is young, fresh and fruity with vibrant acidity and a delicate finish.

175ml £4.35 250ml £5.85 Btl £16.95

Chardonnay Long Row, AustraliaWarming, buttery oak is integrated with rich flavours of caramelised pears. Organic producers insist that their fruit is better, producing wines that are richer and more textured and this wine helps to prove that.

175ml £4.20 250ml £5.95 Btl £15.95

Pinot Grigio Willowood, USAThis Pinot Grigio has a pale straw colour. Fruity peach and pear-like aromas and flavours are delivered in a crisp, smooth and well-balanced wine. Medium-bodied with a pleasant finish.

175ml £4.65 250ml £5.95 Btl £17.50

White Zinfandel Willowood, USAA lively, fruity rose wine with aromas of red summer fruits and an attractive, crisp sweetness on the palate.

175ml £4.35 250ml 5.85 Btl £16.95

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Soup Of The DayOh My Cod yes yes yes yesWee Nachos yesThe Whole Nachos YesMargherita Pizza yes yesRocket 88 Pizza yes yesMaybelline Pizza yes yes yesGreat Balls Of Fire Pizza yes yesYakety Yak Pizza yes yes yesShake Rattle & Roll Pizza yes yesLawdy Miss Clawdy Pizza yes yesBe Bop A Lula Pizza yes yes yesSuzie Q Pizza yes yesOh Boy Pizza Yes YesLa Bamba Pizza     yesStrip Em Naked Burger yes yes yes

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Strip Tease Burger yes yes yes yesBump & Grind Burger yes yes yes yesMeanie Beanie Burger yes yes yes yesNew York StripRibeyePork StripFish Strip yesOnion Rings yesCreamed Mash yesCreamed Spinach yesPiri Piri CabbageTriple Cooked ChipsPepper Sauce yesHouse GravyRocket SaladGarlic Focaccia yesChocolate Brownie yes yes yes

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Sticky Toffe Pudding yes yesToffee Sauce yesHoney combWafers yesMeringue yesSnow Ball yes yes yes