Thessaly Magnesium Paskalina and Sukanya

Thessaly MagnesiumYear of Birth: 1775

Nickname: Mg

Weight: 24.305 amu

Height: 12

Race: Alkali Earth Metals

Attending Physician: Joseph Black

Gender: Solid

It was in this Scotland that Thessaly was born. He never took much to the land though. That might explain why he

loves the Vikings so much. ( they often burned and pillaged innocent villages in the Scottish country side.) Thessaly

certainly has the temperament for it. At 923 Kelvin, his wild tempers turn into tears of rage. At 1363 Kelvin, he erupts in

a stream of rage and boils. Most of the time, he is content being unhappy, and dreams of war and cash.

On his first day of school, no one could pronounce his last name, so Thessaly divisedan extraordinarily clever way for the other elements in his class to say his name.

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Joseph Black

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Thessaly D. Magnesium

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Aw, look he already has his eyes on the cash…. Even if he doesn’t realize $12 isn’t a lot. The innocence of childhood.

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It’s always been a mystery to me why Thessaly was able to have tattoos at such a young age.

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Here too? Maybe the Russian mafia has already contacted him. Thessaly is so talented!

Thessaly’s baby mug shot:

Thessaly wrote this haiku about one of his temper tantrums. I am just thankful I was not there when it happened.

Thessaly’s older brother Beryllium, is in college. He is training to become a rocket.

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This is Thessaly’s grandma calcium. Her only flaw is she never makes cookies to go milk.

Strontium, Thessaly's little brother, watches TV all day. In fact, his eyes have become permanently glassed over because of it.

Barium is his dad. He died of an overdose of his own poison years ago. When he died his body was still twitching.

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His mom, Radium, treats cancer victims in a hospital. She makes tons of cookies, so Thessaly and Strontium do not bombard their grandma with cookie pleadings.

The Alkali Earth Metals

Address: 2 Black Way

Thessaly drew this self portrait when he was two weeks old. He even drew his tattoos. It is a little crude, but what do you expect someone with a temper at age .02?

To tame his destructive nature, Thessaly will grow up to make weapons for the army (or the Russian mafia.) He will concoct all kinds of missiles, fighter planes, bombs, and flares, that will make any terrori… I mean military successful.