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Newspaper Club
Narwhal Newsletter October 31, 2018
Jokes that will make you crack up!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes and Riddles By Addison Carter
Why was the broom late for school? It overswept!
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What do you call a duck that likes making jokes? A wise-quaker!
What did the finger say to the thumb? I’m in glove with you!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? You use a pumpkin-patch!
This five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the letter?
Answer: Short
When you need me, you throw me away. When you’re done with me, you bring me back in. What am I?
Answer: An Anchor
Many have heard my voice but no one has seen me. What am I?
Answer: Your Echo
Football News
Eagles v Giants
Week 6 By Brady Dowds
This week the Eagles played the Giants and beat them 34-13 bringing their
record up to 3-3-0. The Eagles QB, Carson Wentz, had a great game with
278 yds and 3 TD to win it for Philadelphia. Alshon Jeffery had 74 yds and
2 TD and Zach Ertz had 43 yds and 1 touchdown. The running backs for
Philadelphia had a great game with Corey Clement and Wendell
Smallwood got 94 yds and 1 TD all together. Winning that game put the
Eagles 3rd in their division. The teams ahead of them are the Cowboys (the
Cowboys have the same record as the Eagles) and Redskins (The
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Redskins have 1 less loss then the Eagles). Next week the Philadelphia
Eagles play the Carolina Panthers and in that game the Eagles could take
the upper hand in the NFC East if they win that game.
Eagles v Vikings
The Eagles Viking game ended in the Eagles loss. The score was 21-23.
Kirk Cousins had one touchdown to Adam Thielen. Carson Wentz threw
two touchdowns to Zach Ertz and Wendell Smallwood.
Saints v Redskins
Drew Brees took the record for the most passing yards in NFL history with
71,968 career yards. The score was 19-43 and he had 3 touchdowns
touchdowns to Josh Hill and threw two touchdowns to Tre’Quan Smith.
Alex Smith had zero touchdowns and one interception to Justin Hardee.
Chiefs v Jaguars
Jaguars Quarterback, Blake Bortles, had one touchdown to TJ Yeldon and
Patrick Mahomes lol had zero touchdowns and 2 interceptions to Tashaun
Gipson and AJ Bouye.
Falcons v Steelers
The Steelers destroyed the Falcons 41-17. Matt Ryan threw one
touchdown to Mohamed Sanu and Ben Roethlisberger there three
touchdowns to JuJu Smith-Schuster and Antonio Brown caught two
touchdowns.
Eagles v Titans
By Brady Dowds
This week on Sunday the Tennessee Titans beat the Eagles 23-26 in
overtime after the Eagles let up the last minute minute touchdown that lost
them the game. Carson Wentz had two touchdowns to Alshon Jeffery and
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Jordan Matthews. Marcus Mariota, the Titans QB, got two touchdowns and
one interception. Corey Davis and Tajae Sharpe got the two touchdowns. A
lot of Eagles fans say that there was a flag at the end, but it was never
called.
Seahawks v Cardinals
On Sunday the Seahawks and Cardinals also played. The score was
20-17 and although Russell Wilson had no touchdowns, Mike Davis, the
Seahawks running back, had two touchdowns to win the game. Josh
Rosen, the Cardinals QB, got one touchdown to Chad Williams and
Cardinals running back, David Johnson, scored a touchdown and ran for 71
yds.
Bears v Buccaneers
This week the Chicago Bears defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 48-10.
Mitchell Trubisky nearly broke the single game passing touchdown record
with six touchdowns, tied for the second most ever!
The Wise Owls
Dear Wise Owls,
Help! My friends have stopped sitting with me at lunch and I’m worried they
are forgetting about me!
Sincerely,
Fretful One
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Dear Fretful One,
We recommend talking to them about it. Maybe they didn’t notice how
worried you are. People don’t mean to hurt you or worry you.
Sincerely, Jordan
Dear Wise Owls,
My locker is super cluttered and I want to become more organized. I have
papers shoved in my locker and I want to keep them somewhere more
convenient. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Papers everywhere!
Dear Papers Everywhere!,
To be organized, get paper folders and attach small magnets to attach to
lockers to store papers. Don’t worry, you are not alone. It is only the first
marking period of school, and soon you will get the hang of things.
Sincerely,
Elaina
Dear Wise Owls,
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My brother is older than me and he doesn’t play with me anymore. I like
getting attention, and have no other siblings. I don’t have a lot of good
friends who live close. What should I do?
-Sister in distress
Dear sister in distress,
I advise you to be patient. Your brother is getting older and may be
seeking more independence. So if I were you, I would understand my
brother’s wish for independence. For now, you could set up more get
togethers with friends so you don’t feel so left out.
Sincerely,
Elaina
Dear Wise Owls,
I’m afraid my newspaper club students are addicted to Ginger Snap
sandwiches. They devour my stash in record time. Do you think it’s causing
them to moonwalk during club?
Mrs.Tsakeris
Dear Mrs.Tsakeris,
Yes, and we’re sorry.
-Jordan
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Dear Wise Owls,
My friend and I have a best friend who just made a new best friend and
now she doesn’t talk to us anymore and ignores us. We don’t feel like we’re
friends anymore :(
Sincerely, KiwiGirl3
Dear KiwiGirl3,
First, I’m going to say that people are allowed to have multiple friends.
Second thing I’m going to say, is she intentionally ignoring you? Maybe she
doesn’t mean to. You should really just communicate with her. Tell her you
feel that she is ignoring you, and if she brushes you off, she isn’t a good fit
to be your friend.
Dear, Wise Owls
Why is Pokémon blocked?
-Pikachu
Dear Pikachu,
Because the tech department blocked it.
- Jordan
Dear Wise Owl,
My students are loud, enthusiastic, and have too much fun together. Am I
doing something wrong?
-Mrs. Ginger Snap
Dear Mrs. Ginger Snap,
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No, you are not doing anything wrong. This just means you are being a
great teacher who grows students and their social life. Once again, you are
not doing anything wrong.
Sincerely,
Elaina
Dear Wise Owls,
Why are we a narwhal? (As a mascot.)
From Joey
Dear Joey,
The year before the sixth grade center was opened, Mr. Mulvey asked the
fifth graders what mascot they wanted. One school was studying narwhals,
and the majority of the school voted for narwhals.
Sincerely,
Elaina
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Halloween!
Candy Survey! You voted…here’s your results!
1. Skittles 2. Kit Kats 3. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups 4. Chocolate 5. M&Ms
Halloween!!!!!!!!!!! What are you going to be for this spooky day? Did you know that Halloween’s
origins come from a Celtic festival for the dead called “Samhain.” Some fun facts about Halloween:
1. Originally, you had to dance for your “treat.”
2. Halloween is more Irish than St. Patrick’s Day.
3. If you’d been around for the earliest Halloween celebrations, you might have worn animal skins and
heads.
4. Jack-o’-lanterns were once made out of turnips, beets and potatoes — not pumpkins.
5. Halloween used to be a great day to find your soulmate.
6. In a few American towns, Halloween was originally referred to as “Cabbage Night.”
7. Some animal shelters won’t allow the adoption of black cats around Halloween for fear they’ll be
sacrificed.
And finally, 8. Studies have shown that Halloween actually makes kids act more evil.
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Halloween=good Shade=good Ghost=good. Hades=good
Die=good Pumpkin=good. Tricks=good. Die=good
A interview with Mr. Mulvey
By: Lahari Amirisetti, Sanjita Nair, and Ritika Shukla Have you ever wondered about our own principle, Mr Mulvey? Here’s a interview of Mr. Mulvey. Lahari A- “What gave you the idea of being a principal?” Mr. Mulvey- “My friend told me that I could make a good principal, so I took some interviews and became a principal. Plus when I was in the military, I was the army teacher. So, I already had some experience with teaching so I thought it was also a good idea to be a teacher.”
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Sanjita N- “What is your favorite food?” Mr. Mulvey-“Basically any type of shellfish. For example lobster, crab, and scallops.” Lahari A- “What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?” Mr. Mulvey-“I used to be in the army and training in the army was very dangerous.” Sanjita N- “Do you have any pets?” Mr. Mulvey-“I have a dog, that weighs 100 pounds. His name is Dessi. I got him from Mrs. Catrambone’s dog rescue.”
Lahari A- “Do you have any kids?” “I have two boys. One is 9 and the other one is 5.” Sanjita N- What is your favorite video game? “I like Miss. PAC-man.” Lahari A- What is the scariest moment of your life? “When I was in the military and had to be in a helicopter without any doors.”
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Sanjita N- What is your favorite movie? “I enjoy comedy movies. But to be specific, I like all the Batman movies. I also enjoy the movie Rushmore.” As you can Mr. Mulvey is a really brave principal. We should all be grateful that he is our principal.