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Joke 1Joke 1

Monica:Monica: I guess Joey was right. It does I guess Joey was right. It does nothing. nothing.

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Phoebe:Phoebe: See? …. I’m doing it. I’m totally See? …. I’m doing it. I’m totally doing it! doing it!

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I lost it.I lost it.

Describe the situationDescribe the situation

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Situation for joke 1Situation for joke 1

Looking upset, Monica is flipping the light Looking upset, Monica is flipping the light switch on and off. Little does she know switch on and off. Little does she know that the switch is connected to the TV that the switch is connected to the TV that Joey and Phoebe are watching at the that Joey and Phoebe are watching at the moment in another room. moment in another room.

Monica’s flipping the switch makes Monica’s flipping the switch makes Phoebe and Joey believe for a moment Phoebe and Joey believe for a moment that Phoebe can control TV with a blink of that Phoebe can control TV with a blink of her eyes. her eyes.

Joke 2Joke 2Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

No, no. I want to see you take No, no. I want to see you take off. off.

Well, then, I guess, I’m going to Well, then, I guess, I’m going to Yemen. I’m going to Yemen!Yemen. I’m going to Yemen!

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When we get to Yemen, can I When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you? stay with you?



Situation for joke 2Situation for joke 2 Chandler finds himself hunted down Chandler finds himself hunted down

by Janice in the airport. by Janice in the airport.

Because Janice is so obsessed with Because Janice is so obsessed with Chandler, he has nothing else to do Chandler, he has nothing else to do but buy a $2,100 ticket to Yemen but buy a $2,100 ticket to Yemen only to break free from Janice’s tight only to break free from Janice’s tight grip. grip.

Joke 3Joke 3

Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

I’ll wait for you. Do you even I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you’re going to be know how long you’re going to be gone? gone?

Well, just until we find an energy Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. source to replace fuel.




Chandler and his ex-girlfriend are at Chandler and his ex-girlfriend are at the airport. It’s time for Chandler to the airport. It’s time for Chandler to board the plane to Yemen. Janice board the plane to Yemen. Janice says that she’ll be true to him. says that she’ll be true to him.

Chandler hints to Janice that she Chandler hints to Janice that she should not plan on having any should not plan on having any relationships with him any time soon.relationships with him any time soon.

Joke 4Joke 4

Ross’ Ross’ GF:GF:

Ross:Ross:


Ross:Ross:

You were amazing out there!You were amazing out there!

Oh, I kind of was, wasn’t I?Oh, I kind of was, wasn’t I?

Oh my God! Oh my God!

I made a man twice my size cry! I made a man twice my size cry! I mean I haven’t done that since I I mean I haven’t done that since I was four, when I washed my was four, when I washed my dad’s Porsche with rocks. dad’s Porsche with rocks.




After the rugby game, Ross and his After the rugby game, Ross and his girlfriend are sitting close to each girlfriend are sitting close to each other. Ross is dirty and in pain. other. Ross is dirty and in pain.

His girlfriend rewards him with nice His girlfriend rewards him with nice words he wanted to hear: “you are words he wanted to hear: “you are really tough.” On hearing this, Ross really tough.” On hearing this, Ross can’t help bragging about his can’t help bragging about his masculinity. masculinity.

Joke 5Joke 5

Janice:Janice:

Monica:Monica:

Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

I just came up to say “Hi.” Hi!I just came up to say “Hi.” Hi!

Hi. Hi.

And you sweetie, I’ll see you And you sweetie, I’ll see you later. later.

Ok. Ok.

I’ll see you tonight. I’ll see you tonight.

Ok. Bye.Ok. Bye.

Bye.Bye.

Bye-bye.Bye-bye.

I can’t stand the woman. I can’t stand the woman.


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After saying good-bye to his After saying good-bye to his obsessed ex-girlfriend Janice, obsessed ex-girlfriend Janice, Chandler tells his friends that he’s Chandler tells his friends that he’s not going to let this annoying woman not going to let this annoying woman have another relationship with him, have another relationship with him, no matter how polite he seems to be no matter how polite he seems to be with her. with her.

Joke 6Joke 6Ross’ GF:Ross’ GF:

Devon:Devon:

Ross’ GFRoss’ GF

Liam:Liam:

Ross’ GF:Ross’ GF:

RossRoss

So, how are you? I’ve been meaning to So, how are you? I’ve been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived. Well, I’ve ring you ever since I arrived. Well, I’ve been rather busy. been rather busy.

Do you realize that we haven’t seen Do you realize that we haven’t seen each other since that night of U2 each other since that night of U2 concert? concert?

Oh, my god. You’re right. Oh, my god. You’re right.

Well, actually, the last time you and I Well, actually, the last time you and I saw each other was the next morning.saw each other was the next morning. Hah, oh, Liam!Hah, oh, Liam!

Hah, oh, Liam.Hah, oh, Liam.




Ross and his new girlfriend meet two Ross and his new girlfriend meet two young men who happen to be his young men who happen to be his girlfriend’s old friends. girlfriend’s old friends.

One of those friends recalls a one-One of those friends recalls a one-night stand he had with Ross’ night stand he had with Ross’ girlfriend some time ago. Ross girlfriend some time ago. Ross gently tries to let him know that this gently tries to let him know that this woman is his (Ross’) girlfriend now. woman is his (Ross’) girlfriend now.

Joke 7Joke 7ChandlerChandler

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Janice:Janice:

ChandlerChandler::

Janice:Janice:

Ok, we have to talk. I’m just Ok, we have to talk. I’m just getting out of a very serious getting out of a very serious relationship.relationship. I know I’m just getting out of a I know I’m just getting out of a marriage. I mean talk about marriage. I mean talk about “meant to be.”“meant to be.”

Right, but I just think it’s Right, but I just think it’s happening too soon. happening too soon.

Oh, too soon, too schmoon! Face Oh, too soon, too schmoon! Face it, honey, I’m not letting you get it, honey, I’m not letting you get away this time. away this time.




Chandler and his ex-girlfriend Janice Chandler and his ex-girlfriend Janice are on a date in a café after a concert. are on a date in a café after a concert. Chandler is doing his first preemptive Chandler is doing his first preemptive strike. strike.

He politely tries to let Janice know that He politely tries to let Janice know that he’s not ready for a new relationship he’s not ready for a new relationship with her, but Janice won’t even pay with her, but Janice won’t even pay attention. attention.

Joke 8Joke 8

Rachel:Rachel:

Monica:Monica:

What are, what are, what are What are, what are, what are these?these?

Oh, just some pictures I made Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. Thought they’d and hung up. Thought they’d brighten up the place. They do, brighten up the place. They do, don’t you think? don’t you think?




Rachel gets surprised by simple Rachel gets surprised by simple drawings that Monica posted to the drawings that Monica posted to the wall to cover the holes in the wall that wall to cover the holes in the wall that she had made when searching for the she had made when searching for the loose wire. loose wire.

Monica tries to cheer Rachel up before Monica tries to cheer Rachel up before she sees the holes in the wall, fearing she sees the holes in the wall, fearing that Rachel will get very angry with that Rachel will get very angry with her. her.

Joke 9Joke 9

Ross:Ross:

Rachel:Rachel:

Any way, she thought the very Any way, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with idea of me playing rugby with him is like hilarious. So, I’m him is like hilarious. So, I’m going to show her how tough I going to show her how tough I really am. really am.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. <…………………><…………………>I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right. You’re a tough guy. You’re the You’re a tough guy. You’re the toughest paleontologist I know. toughest paleontologist I know.



Situation for joke 9Situation for joke 9 The friends are watching a rugby The friends are watching a rugby

game on TV the day before Ross is to game on TV the day before Ross is to play his first rugby game. play his first rugby game.

Ross tells his friends about his plans Ross tells his friends about his plans to impress his new girlfriend with his to impress his new girlfriend with his masculinity, but Rachel expresses masculinity, but Rachel expresses her doubts. She implies that he may her doubts. She implies that he may be a ‘tough’ researcher, but a lousy be a ‘tough’ researcher, but a lousy and miserable rugby player. and miserable rugby player.

Joke 10Joke 10

Rachel:Rachel:

Monica:Monica:

Rachel:Rachel:

Monica:Monica:

Rachel:Rachel:

I don’t understand any of this I don’t understand any of this electrical stuff. electrical stuff.

All right. Does this look like a All right. Does this look like a switch? switch?

I don’t know. I don’t know.

Is this wiring?Is this wiring?

I don’t know. …. That looks like a I don’t know. …. That looks like a bunny though. bunny though.


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Monica and Rachel try to understand Monica and Rachel try to understand electrical plans of the apartment in electrical plans of the apartment in order to resolve the mystery of the order to resolve the mystery of the light switch that does nothing. light switch that does nothing.

Rachel seems absolutely Rachel seems absolutely uninterested in resolving this uninterested in resolving this mystery and thinks about other mystery and thinks about other things. things.

Joke 11Joke 11ChandlerChandler

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Officer:Officer:

ChandlerChandler::

Officer:Officer:

ChandlerChandler::

Officer:Officer:

Hi, I need a fake ticket to Yemen.Hi, I need a fake ticket to Yemen. One ticket to Yemen?One ticket to Yemen?

Oh, no. No, no, no! I just need a Oh, no. No, no, no! I just need a pretend ticket. pretend ticket.

I’m sorry, sir. I don’t understand. I’m sorry, sir. I don’t understand.

Ok, what would you give to a kid if Ok, what would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with? he wanted a ticket to play with?

Are you traveling with a child? Are you traveling with a child?




Chandler is at the airport trying to put Chandler is at the airport trying to put on a show for Janice that he’s leaving on a show for Janice that he’s leaving for Yemen in order to get rid of her. for Yemen in order to get rid of her.

The airport clerk doesn’t understand The airport clerk doesn’t understand what Chandler wants from her. Little what Chandler wants from her. Little did Chandler know that Janice would did Chandler know that Janice would be watching closely his every move be watching closely his every move until he boards the plane to Yemen.until he boards the plane to Yemen.

Joke 12Joke 12Ross: Ross:

Ross’ GF:Ross’ GF:

Ross:Ross:

Phoebe:Phoebe:

Ross:Ross:

Did you see me? I was pretty good, Did you see me? I was pretty good, hah? That is one fun game! hah? That is one fun game!

Right. Right.

Hey, do me a favor. Just grab me Hey, do me a favor. Just grab me a bottle of water, ok? Thanks. a bottle of water, ok? Thanks. I think I’m dying. I really do. I think I’m dying. I really do.

Oh, poor baby!Oh, poor baby!

Tell my son that I love him! Tell my son that I love him!



Situation for joke 12Situation for joke 12 Ross is on the rugby field during a short Ross is on the rugby field during a short

break. He looks dirty, tired, and beaten break. He looks dirty, tired, and beaten up. But because his new girlfriend is up. But because his new girlfriend is watching him play, he pretends that watching him play, he pretends that he’s having a good time. he’s having a good time.

The real Ross shows when his girlfriend The real Ross shows when his girlfriend

steps aside for a moment. He quickly steps aside for a moment. He quickly tells his friends that he’s not well and he tells his friends that he’s not well and he can’t play any more. can’t play any more.

Situation 13Situation 13


Ross:Ross:

If you insist on doing this, let me If you insist on doing this, let me at least help you. at least help you.

No, God no! It’s not a place for a No, God no! It’s not a place for a woman! Those guys will grab woman! Those guys will grab anything. anything.




Ross is on the rugby field during a Ross is on the rugby field during a break. His girlfriend sees that he’s break. His girlfriend sees that he’s suffering. suffering.

For a moment Ross actually thinks that For a moment Ross actually thinks that she may actually go into the field and she may actually go into the field and finish the game in place of him. Being a finish the game in place of him. Being a naïve child, Ross is used to letting naïve child, Ross is used to letting others finish difficult tasks for him. others finish difficult tasks for him.

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