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T h e C r a z y b l o x i a n Empire has officially i s s u e d a condemnation of the Pan-Asiatic States on grounds of violation of reproduction rights, threathening a nuclear strike and an invasion, with the formation of a puppet government expected in Luzon if the invasion carries on and ends in success. The condemnation w a s p r o p o s e d b y several members of t h e L a w P a s s i n g Council and a few citizens after reading the “Proletariopedia”, motto “The People’s

Encyclopaedia”. It clearly said biological r e p r o d u c t i o n w a s banned and the only way to recieve a child was to clone. Even though this alternative existed, experts and Crazybloxian Empire’s s o c i a l m e d i a influencers still called it an unethical method of reproduction. It soon came to light when various citizens r e a d t h e Proletariapedia, which was the encyclopaedia of the Pan-Asiatic States. The eugenic process, consisted of a Bokanovsky’s Process,

w a s d e c l a r e d a n “unet icha l way o f getting a new baby”. The Pan-Asiatic States has not yet responded to the message as of 9 O c t o b e r 2 0 1 8 . Although the policy was not enforced by a b o r t i o n s a n d sterilisation. Citizens of the Empire were quick to point this out and made small rallies in a protesting field outside the residence o f C r a z y b l o x e h a Groetu. The protestors constantly chanted “Condemn PAS!” with around 2 thousand of- CONDEMN, PAGE 3

The emblem of the Pan-Asiatic States

Push Towards The First Thousand- Yottabyte Computer Being Made By Scientists

The push towards the first 1,000 yottabyte computer is being made b y s c i e n t i s t s , i n a p p a r e n t l y c o m p l e x trade unions, developing the tiniest transistors possible, in the race to d e v e l o p a t h o u s a n d yottabytes of big data. Yet the Internet has exploded all over the Universe, with 21,000 Crazybloxian Empire-built computers being able to outperform all of the conputers running in the RP region of Kylaris all combined. And yet, Crazybloxian Empire has plans to push forward with the biggest storage conputer being 2 billion terabytes, not even close to the end quadrillion

terabytes required to m a k e o n e t h o u s a n d yottabytes. The closest ever has been 8 trillion terabytes, spanning four planets. The advent of quantum computing has allowed the rocket-like expansion of storage capacity, resulting in the rapid construction of databases, with 21 new datacenters every year. Yet the computer storage all combined has only reached 2 yottabytes, and a team plans to cram one thousand yottabytes into a s ingle datacenter , allocating 300 yottabytes f o r e x p e r i m e n t s including the creation of a mini-internet, etc. The calculations have spoken YOTTABYTES, PAGE 4

Military Experts Scramble To Make New Ciphers

A more sophisticated communication cipher o r c o d e w i l l b e d e v e l o p e d b y specifically chosen c r y p t o g r a p h y a n d military experts in the l i g h t o f n e w interception measures a n n o u n c e d b y Renegalle. The code will be utilized by soldiers and is still under development. The government of Crazybloxian Empire has set a December 3 deadline to develop the new code and 26 proposals have been m a d e , f r o m t h e proposal of unifying three cipher methods, language encryption,

involving translating the plaintext message into another language, and adding typos. Distortion has been proposed too, with the m e s s a g e b e i n g distorted and sent to the reciever, which will revert the image back to original to retain the plaintext. The main aim stated by one of the experts was “to confuse the R e n e g a l l e a n interception team to the point of mental disorder”. The fact that the interception methods were “multi-universal” (i.e across many universes) was 2nd agenda at the

development of a new code. The code will be incorporated for use by various military divisions. As the code comes into use, new recruits will not be accepted for a period of three months in which such period will see the training of the soldiers on how to use the new code. The soldiers said they were happy with the new codes, and some s o l d i e r s e v e n proposed combining ciphers, which was declined as it would take too much time to develop and was also highly expensive. Mil- CIPHERS, PAGE 3

• Crazybloxian E m p i r e : 1 sliding door

• R e n e g a l l e : 1,115 opals

• A m e n r i a : 3 jiboes

• P a n - A s i a t i c States: NP 1

• G a n d o o r : 3 Gdyn

• S i w a l e : 2 ointments

• Yohannes: 2 Q u e r t z RusslingPrices

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Telegram lines from Empire to Renegalle shut down

T h e t e l e g r a m l i n e s between Crazybloxian Empire and Renegalle were shut down. The t e l e g r a m l i n e s w e r e mainly used by the Empire to send insults, and so when promoting the Anti-Renegallean Manifesto, sent a copy instead to Libertatis Regalis, in the h o p e i t w o u l d b e f o r w a r d e d t o w a r d s Renegalle.

Worldvision 68 Done; Worldvision 69 StartsT h e E m p i r e i s making it’s second p r e s e n c e a t t h e WorldVision Song Contest again after losing to Normandy and Picardy, with expectations of better places, entering it’s submission t i t led “Cannons, Ready! Fire At Renegalle” to be submitted. It is a patriotic song. Due to increasing rates of jealousy after WV68, a council has been c r e a t e d a n d t h e r i g g i n g a n d tampering of results w e r e a u t h o r i z e d , d e s p i t e t h e o n e -contest ban. Insults and harassment were

also considered but r e j e c t e d . WorldVision 69 has begun with nations bidding to join the contest. The WV69 c o n t e s t w a s extraordinary this time as Crazybloxian Empire bidded to h o s t , a n d i s preparing the venue. T h e W o r l d V i s i o n contest will conclude in December, and wild discussion is up amongst artists on strategies of winning the competition. If the host bid by the Empire wins, the venue is expected to b e i n G a r s y a d a , Nulaa, Floodias, or

Britannica based on t h e c u r r e n t c i r c u m s t a n c e s . Letha l force was authorized by the p r e s i d e n t i n a e x e c u t i v e o r d e r . Many other nations have bidded to be the host. Public reactions t o t h e b i d w e r e m i x e d , a n d i n a survey, 64% agreed, 26% opposed and 10% were undecided. P r e p a r a t i o n s f o r terrorist attacks were “taken to the next level”, according to the police. New guns have been authorised f o r u s e i n maintaining public order.

Chan Island condemned in SC resolutionAccording to t h e S e c u r i t y Council in the W o r l d Assembly, Chan I s l a n d w a s condemned on October 23rd d u e t o a n a t t e m p t t o

“ c o n c e a l warcrimes”, as defined by the a u t h o r , Ransium. The resolution, in italics, in full-text is on page 7. CHAN, PAGE 7

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Around and About, Pan-Asiatic States Earns Condemnation

FROM PAGE 1 being in protest grounds in the city of Crazybloxia unt i l the pres ident , Crazybloxeha Groetu finally listened and then wrote the condemnation letter in front of the protestors, who were encouraged to s tay . Later, the letter was launched in a missile and made a landing on Pan-Asiatic States near the city of Neo-Manila, a rebuilt city after it was nuked by a particular nation. The president also said that trade deals would not be cut as it was extremely valuable to the economy. Nukes were pointed at the Pan-Asiatic States, which will n o t f i r e u n t i l

authorization is given by t h e C r a z y b l o x i a n Empire’s government. The condemnation was not a thing yet in the Pan-Asiatic States, and as such, the request was n o t c o m p l e t e d . T h e armies prepared, and soon, war would be d e c l a r e d s o o n o n December 17, 2018 as s o l d i e r s b e g i n t o a d v a n c e . T h e Bokanovsky’s Process in question was that a female cell would have it’s nucleus taken out and a new mucleus from a body cell inserted, and allow it to go through the natural reproduction process, and within nine months, a baby would emerge.

Illustration of the Bokanovsky’s Process • PHOTO: National Archives (Pan-Asiatic States)

FROM PAGE 1 -itary experts scrambled to develop new ciphers with the help of many civillians and soldiers, and soon, c i v i l l i a n s w e r e e v e n writing codes at home to submit to the soldiers and

g e n e r a l s . M o s t w e r e d e n i e d a n d a t t e m p t s w o u l d b e m a d e t o integrate the ciphers the citizens developed into the cipher. The Empire had to f i n d r e c r u i t s a n d cryptography experts were

present at the scene, c o m i n g t o w a r d s t h e Pres ident ’ s Of f ice in Crazybloxia, after a call from the president. —— Our journalists dedicate this to the public domain.

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The Race To One Thousand Yottabytes FROM PAGE 1

w i t h t h e t e a m seeing a cost of 4 t r i l l i o n s l i d i n g d o o r s a n d c o m p l e t i o n b y 2 0 7 2 , t a k i n g almost 18 years as construction will begin in 2054 due t o t h e h i g h n u m b e r s o f equipment. Many c h a r i t i e s h a v e f u n d e d t h e Yottabyte Program, which is the term c o i n e d b y t h e team’s founder, n a m e d N i c k Anchinp. The team h a s n a r r o w e d d o w n t o 1 8 locations, 10 within the metropolitan areas of Britannica, G a r s y a d a , Evidensya, Nulaa, and Crazybloxia, and power usage is expected to be 1 million terawatts, which will come into the facility via p o w e r p l a n t s located offshore, 6km away from the c o a s t o f C r a z y b l o x i a n E m p i r e . Calculations state that the storage c o m p u t e r w i l l occupy a space the size of 2 thousand h e c t a r e s ( 2 0 square kilometers). 200 yottabytes of the 1000 yottabyte storage space, will be used as a file s t o r a g e s e r v i c e w h i c h w i l l b e accessed in a future s t o r e f r o n t , expected to start in RL November 12, c o n s t r u c t i o n s t a r t i n g i n November 1. 200 yottabytes will be used as a DDoS s t a t i o n a g a i n s t targets deemed a threat, and will be u s e d t o f i r e e x t r e m e D D o S a t t a c k s a t W i k i p e d i a , 3 0 yottabytes open to ISPs to conduct Internet business, 70 yottabytes will

be reserved for s c i e n t i f i c experiments, and the 500 yottabytes of space will be kept empty until the team decides how to use the 570 yottabytes. Several s o l u t i o n s l i k e double transistors, which act as two t r a n s i s t o r s a r e being discussed, although quantum computers have been bui l t , but unfortunately have not reached 1000 y o t t a b y t e s a n d i n t e r n e t t r a f f i c g e n e r a t e d b y C r a z y b l o x i a n Empire alone is a s t a g g e r i n g 3 0 7 yottabytes every year, with more computer-related e x p e r i m e n t s , including the first 1 YBPS (yottabyte p e r s e c o n d ) connection used to s e n d t h e w o r d “Renegalle Sucks” from Crazybloxia to Britannica in 2048, when the first yottabyte was r e a c h e d . E v e r since, around 85% of the middle-class have at least 1 Y B P S s p e e d , attained by the usage of 300 fibre optic cables. The team also said that they were planning to sign a contract with Insab Builders t o b u i l d t h e computer, and that t h e r e w a s a response dotted around October 7th 2048 to February 26th 2053. The c o n t r a c t w a s ultimately accepted a l t h o u g h t h e contractor and the team refused to disclose the full-text, and only said i t w o u l d b e revealed 3 years a f t e r t h e d a t a c e n t e r w a s built. Journalists took a drive to the d a t a c e n t e r ’ s plausible location,

w h i c h w i l l b e Plansing located in O r c i n g s a k , t h e team said. Sources estimate it will take 7 quadrillion years for a single human to perform what t h i s c o m p u t e r could do in one second. Transistors a s i z e o f t w o nanometers are being planned, and e v e n 0.0000000000000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 n a n o m e t e r t r a n s i s t o r s a r e being developed, w h i c h w i l l b e developed in circa 2157. Although the development of those transistors will be a worry in the future, as the worry of the team now is designing t h e c o o l i n g systems. With the density required for each server, a new prototype of server must be developed, and is being developed c u r r e n t l y b y s c i e n t i s t s partnering across many sc ient i f i c o r g a n i z a t i o n s , f o c u s e d o n t h e research of one field of the entire s e r v e r ’ s r e q u i r e m e n t s . Aircon cooling will be used in the d a t a c e n t e r , t h e team says . The r e g u l a t i o n o f datacenter use, will b e a b i t l a x , banning use of the d a t a c e n t e r f o r i l legal purpose. Data mining will occur on a daily basis, but quantum c o m p u t e r s a r e expected to be back in the game, in computing power. Yottabyte USBs being the size of a phone have been invented.

The closest computer to 1000 yottabytes of storage at Britannica, in Britannia National Laboratory. The computer currently has 81 yottabytes of storage. Credit: Wikimedia Commons/Argonne National Laboratory (USA)

History of computers

1827: First Computer is i n v e n t e d b y C h a r l e s Babbage. 1829: Computer begins to process 185 bits everyday 1841: Computers being able to process 185 bits everyday begin to reach the size of a house 1 8 6 1 : S t o r a g e d i s k invented; early prototype stores 4MB. 1872: First smile created on a computer is printed. 1879: Quantum computer is hypothesised by Laoun Deial. 1 8 8 3 : L a o u n D e i a l presents his idea of a quantum computer at the 1883 Crazybloxia Science Convention. 1889: Computer begins to process at 6Kbps. 1893: Computer s ize shrinks to one-half of a house. 1902: Storage disks begin storing 20MB 1921 : Comp u t e r s i ze r e a c h e s a n a v e r a g e cabinet 1937: First code is written on computer in 1s and 0s 1 9 4 6 : S c i e n c e experiments to create an internet called Tissuenet are conducted and fails. December 9 1946: First network is born, with 4 computers the size of a human. 1948: Transistor invented 1951: The first network recieves it ’s name of Bignet. 1957: Standai is selected a s t h e o f f i c i a l addressbook. 1963: DNS is invented, but does not gain trust of government until 1968 1968: Domain is invented and Standai is replaced by the DNS.

1974: Bignet reaches 510 computers, the size of a human heart. Growth begins to skyrocket. 1977: Phone is invented, a n d B i g n e t r e a c h e s 27,000 computers. 1981: First ISP is created. 1982: First web browser named “Maze Navigation” is invented. 1984: Phones get access to the Internet and the materials required to create new computers are found in huge deposits. 1 9 8 7 : H y p e r l i n k i s invented. 1989: Internet reaches 48 million connected and first website is made. 1996: Internet reaches 119 million connected. 2007: Internet reaches 281 million connected, and the “Internet Of Things” is hypothesised. 2012: Internet reaches 8 billion websites and is on verge of uncontrollable growth. 2019: Internet reaches 21 billion sites, with 191 billion pages altogether. 2020: Quantum computer research begins 2028: Internet reaches 38 billion sites, with 281 billion pages together. 2037: Internet traffic reaches 4 zettabytes. Monitoring systems are unable to keep-up. 2041: Internet reaches 6 billion users. 2049: Internet traffic is 28 zettabytes, and the IoT (Internet Of Things) is invented, with 81 octillion connections.

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Crazybloxian Empire reveals it’s secret weapon: riots staged all over Renegalle

A riot. People protest. I t ’ s i n R e n e g a l l e . What’s the catch? It was s taged by the Crazybloxians. New tactics were introduced which involved the protestors surrounding the riot police. Around 381,000 people from the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th Public O r d e r B r e a k d o w n

Divisions, a subdivision o f t h e R e n e g a l l e Sabotage Army division of the Expansion Force. This time, aside from the water cannons utilized by the police, the backup rioters who would strike when the main riot group was surrounded, using their own cannons, shooting water at them. The

backup rioters also marched towards any police reinforcements and harshly beat the divisions and managed t o s u r r o u n d a r e a s where riot police left, and anti-air missiles from Trondheim Base located in the central a r e a s h e l p e d t o o b l i t e r a t e t h e helicopters.

Breakfast portions increasingPortions at breakfast meals have grown to large numbers, with french fry port ions increasing to 158 pieces. Burger fat and calorie contents have come up, which could potentially

spawn a new generation of obese people, as obesity has penetrated o n l y 2 . 7 % o f t h e population. Dieticians are getting worried. —————— Eat less.

Lunch Goes Amiss In A Restaurant

A rat was found in a restaurant meal, inside a s t e a k a t T h e Mechanized Grill @ Crazybloxia. It was reported that a rat ws found in one of the c u s t o m e r ’ s s t e a k s , u n e x p e c t e d l y . A n i n v e s t i g a t i o n w a s conducted and found o u t t h a t c o o k i n g practices were very p o o r , a n d t h a t a Renegallean, working a t t h e r e s t a u r a n t , a d d e d t h e r a t d e l i b e r a t e l y . T h e a f o r e m e n t i o n e d Renegalle has since been sentenced to 61,000 strokes of the

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headlines, including “When You Figure Out What These Guys Are Walking Into You Will Be Confused Why”. A r o u n d 4 7 4 , 1 0 0 articles are released e v e r y h o u r , a n d

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Planet Formation Witnessed From Spaceship In Amelyn-2, And New Discoveries

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p l a n e t , w h i c h m a n y people stared in “awe”, Tribna Ancho said. The formation of the planet occured 2 light-years away, suggesting that the planet began formation in 2052. A s p a c e s h i p w a s s e n t , utilizing an Alcubierre drive. Footage of the event is currently being beamed s t r a i g h t f r o m t h e s p a c e s h i p t o w a r d s broadcasting stations, using instant transmission technology.

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The World Assembly, Aware that national leaders across the multiverse are constantly confronted with dilemmas that present no good solution or whose outcomes unexpectedly negatively impact their countries; Convinced that the source of many of these problems are the covert operations of a single nation, who acts to unleash chaos and mayhem onto the multiverse; Presenting the nation of Chan Island (which has re-branded itself in a desperate attempt to escape the crimes of its former regime Annihilators of Chan Island), a nation whose desire to spread chaos across all nations is so great that few leaders have been spared the vexation of dealing with its actions; Shocked to trace at least twenty-four distinct covert operations that i m p a c t n a t i o n s a c r o s s t h e multiverse to the regime (fifteen originating from the Annihilators of Chan Island, nine from Chan Island); Finding each unearthed effort more reprobate and villainous than the last, but, for the sake of brevity, summarizing a few of the most heinous as follows:

• Operation: That Sinking F e e l i n g - w h e r e i n Annihilators of Chan Island were ultimately responsible f o r t h e s i n k i n g o f a passenger ship, killing all occupants while making international emergency services look completely inept;

• Operation: Police on Overkill Mode? - wherein Annihilators of Chan Island encouraged internal discord i n v a r i o u s n a t i o n s b y h i g h l i g h t i n g a n d e x a g g e r a t i n g p o l i c e brutality;

• Operation: Dial L for L o a n - w h e r e i n Annihilators of Chan Island covertly encouraged cash-strapped nations to take advantage of weaker states for national gain, thus fomenting international strife;

• Operation: Have War Crimes, Will Travel - wherein Annihilators of C h a n I s l a n d s e c r e t l y encouraged world leaders to violate international safe conduct passes in an effort to make an unfavorable e n v i r o n m e n t f o r international diplomacy;

• O p e r a t i o n : G u i d e d Missiles and Misguided Men - wherein Chan Island r e p e a t e d l y l e a k e d information in order to force national leaders into the impossible position of either killing innocent children in a drone strike or letting an infamous terrorist escape;

• Operation: So... That Worked - wherein Chan Island encouraged civil wars i n n a t i o n s a c r o s s t h e multiverse;

Noting the Annihilators of Chan Island's direct assistance in the occupation and destruction of numerous regions including:

• Occupational support of The Brotherhood of Malice's occupation in St Abbaddon;

• Occupational support of The Black Riders' occupations in the Mountains to the East and Atheist Empire prior to the organization's well-deserved destruction;

• Occupational support of D E N ' s o c c u p a t i o n s i n Paradoxia, GTA Forums, Power Is Rising, and Japan, among many others prior to that organization's well-deserved destruction;

Clarifying that Annihilators of Chan Island was not a participant in the use of illegal super-weapons by the latter two organizations; Concluding that some nations seed chaos in the multiverse merely for the pleasure of watching it burn and that such nations must not go unchallenged by this august body; Hereby condemns Chan Island.

Chan Island Condemned By WA For Rebranding To Hide Atrocities Of Former Regime

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hand side It was also noted by the World Assembly that Chan Island was traced back to 24 operations, including one cal led Guided Missi les and Misguided Men, when Chan Island allegedly leaked documents and information to force national leaders into the impossible position of either causing the deaths of innocent children by means of a drone strike, and facilitating the escape of a well-known terrorist.

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