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New Escapologist is a magazine for white-collar functionaries with escape on the brain. This is a preview of our first four issues. To buy full, printed version of any of our editions, visit www.newescapologist.co.uk
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New Escapologist
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Preview contentEdited by Robert Wringham
Typeset by Timothy Eyre
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Published August
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About this publicationWhat is this document?
It’s a sample selection of four items from a
magazine called New Escapologist. Each issue is
a compendium of funny and existential essays and
anecdotes relating to Escapology. To learn more
about our publications or to order a copy, visit
www.newescapologist.co.uk.
What is Escapology?
It’s about deftly avoiding the potential traps
of modern life: debt, stress, unrewarding
work, bureaucracy, marketing, noise and
over-government. It’s about embracing freedom,
anarchy and absurdity. It’s about overcoming
miserliness, passive-aggression, mauvaise foi and
submission. Escapology asks you to consider the
circumstances in which you would most like to
live and encourages you to engineer them.
Why produce a print magazine in the digital age?
We love the Internet and maintain a website
but theWeb has its limitations. Blogging and
podcasting are nicely guerrilla but don’t lend
themselves well to true quality. e old-fashioned
publishing process involves lots of editing and
sub-editing: it has the quality control that a web
production doesn’t have.
Can I write for the magazine or website?
Absolutely. If you want to write for the magazine,
please see the contributior guidelines online. We
also accept guest entries at our blog. Get in touch
via the website.
It’s alright for you with your publishing business but
how am I supposed to escape?
Actually, New Escapologist makes no money. You
can escape by embracing minimalism, embracing
simple pleasures, defeating Bad Faith and learning
how to use money. New Escapologist, we hope,
is a great source of information on how you can
escape.
An Invitation toNew Escapology
By R W
Illustration by Samara Leibner
If [the populus] were not mentally deficient, they would of their own accord have
swept away this silly system [of work, money and status] long ago.
—
Run Away! Run Away!
See Istanbul, Port Said, Nairobi, Budapest. Write a book. Smoke too many
cigarettes. Fall off a cliff but get caught in a tree halfway down. Get shot at a few
times in a dark alley on a Moroccan midnight. Love a beautiful woman.
—
D s, Ehrich Weisz—better
known as Harry Houdini—made popular
the art of escapology. By he had become a
sensation, performing his astonishing routines on
the Vaudeville circuits of Europe and America.
He could defy handcuffs, explode from the beery
guts of wooden barrels, flee locked jailhouses and
escape unscathed from the maddening Chinese
water torture cell. He was the David Blaine of his
time, except for the fact that Houdini was adored
by women and was seldom, if ever, accused of
being a wanker.
It was surely no coincidence that Houdini’s
popularity as an escape artist came about during
a time of technological and political revolution.
It was during the s that Ransom Eli Olds
implemented the first mass production of
marketable cars, omas Edison’s phonograph
made a commodity out of music and the colonial
expansion of Europe and America prompted the
birth of the somewhat unpleasant political period
known now as New Imperialism. Technologies
and movements initially plugged as liberating
would soon be discovered by thinkin’ types to
be nasty, horrible traps designed only to placate,
segment and enfeeble. When people become
dependent upon companies or governments to
entertain them, to transport them, to plan their
days and to import their goods, they forget what
it is to be free, alive and autonomous. It must’ve
been around this time that the concept of a
person being owned by his or her property rather
than the other way around was developed and the
nostalgia for simpler times kicked in along with
the desires to backpedal or in some other way
escape this new world of consumption, detritus
and gimmicks. And so the work of Houdini and
his contemporaries escaped the world of mere
curiosity into the world of metaphor.
is is not to say that progress should be
resisted, nor is it to suggest that there was ever a
time of perfect psychological or technological
harmony. Nonetheless, the ideal of a less
consumer-oriented, free and easy time provides
something to aspire to and to consider when
sitting in an open-plan office, doing pointless
work to pay off your pointless debts or to secure
your pointless social standing in a pointless city.
We are told to work hard and to appreciate
our freedom to do so; to pay into a pension
scheme; to pay money to the government; to pay a
mortgage or else suffer the humiliation of hunger
and squalor or be accused of being a crazy radical.
But what if there were another way? What if it
were possible to actually escape like Houdini and
get away from it all, permanently, ethically and
rewardingly? is is what New Escapologist was
founded to discuss.
e first rule of leading an interesting,
enriching life is to recognise your escape routes.
e second rule, of course, is to know when to
take them.
TWO TYPES OF ESCAPE ROUTE
W begins to think about the
various ways in which people try to
escape the boredom of the prescribed, expected
life, two major types of escape route emerge.
e first involves the temporary retreat into
simple escapist pleasures—going to the pub,
reading a cheap fantasy novel or consuming
vast quantities of hallucinogenic drugs as
though they were Jaffa Cakes. e second is
the attempt at permanent resettlement—by
moving to a countryside ecovillage, by escaping
to a lottery-funded villa on the seashore or
giving up and becoming a tramp—and involves
working toward a self-sufficient lifestyle and
the marvellous feeling of turning your back on
expectation.
So there are two types of escape route: the
active (running away and starting a commune)
and the passive (watching s every night).
Both allow for escape from normality but the
approaches to each are worlds apart.
e latter is done every single day by every
single one of us: it is the cigarette break at the
office; it is the me-time at the end of the day; it is
a cheap vacation in Prague or Ibiza or Blackpool.
e former, however, is a path for the hardcore
Escapologist: breaking out of the prison warded
by managers and conventional thinking once and
for all into a self-controlled world of one’s own
creation. But this is frowned upon by those in
charge: try getting planning permission for a tiny
woodland shack or see what the waiting list is
like for a humble city allotment. e bureaucrats
don’t do much to help freewheeling Escapologists,
even if we’ve been funding their systems one way
or another for the whole of our lives.
Paradoxically, the first escape route—the
hardcore church—is essentially the easier of the
two churches to which one might devote oneself.
Despite the bureaucratic problems involved and
the being branded as eccentric or a boat-rocker,
it is comparatively easier to be hardcore than
softcore. e ‘simple pleasures’ model involves a
lifetime of dedicated scheduling and the constant
seizing of spare time and stolen moments not
to mention the continuing struggle of actually
attending your unfulfilling job or checking bank
balances or shopping in supermarkets. e
hardcore church, on the other hand, involves
submitting to one simple direction: walk away.
Yes, you can walk away. Jean-Paul Sartre
tells us that all human beings are essentially
free: there are no physical shackles keeping us
in these awful places. You can get away from it
all at the drop of a decision—the stinking cities,
the traffic, the stress, the daily commute, the
mind-numbing boredom, the tabloid witch hunts
and the carcinogenic food—by simply walking
away. is is the one doctrine of the church of
hardcore escapology: walk away. Remember that
song from the mid-nineties by a band called Cast?
One of the verses went like this:
If you’ve played all the games they play
You played them yesterday
Walk away, walk away
If you’ve been, where they want to go
Seen all they got to show
Just walk away, walk away, walk away
T to the church of simple
pleasures and temporary retreats, we can
see that there is very little walking away involved.
In fact, the central doctrine of this church is to
continue plodding through the tough, prescribed
life of work and government but to make the
most out of those oases of me-time. It is the
‘fight’ to the hardcore church’s ‘flight’. e
problem, however, is that it’s a losing battle.
Our grandparents (and some of our parents) all
fought in at least one Great War on behalf of
their government and all they have to show for it
in the winters of their lives is a beat-up old Volvo
and a house on a council estate in which they live
in fear of the various anxiety-producing fictions
generated by the Daily Mail and the Sun.
e church of simple pleasures is healthy in
moderation. Even if I were to escape properly
and were to live on an arable farm in the middle
of nowhere with my best friends and some
Playboy bunnies and a solar panel, I would
probably want to take e Simpsons and Stephen
King along with me. Let us not throw out the
baby with the bathwater. But it is important to
remember that this church, while acting as a balm
to sooth the modern ailment, is temporary and
ultimately only goes to further feed the systems
of oppression. ese escape routes have, after
all, been provided by what Ken Kesey would
call e Combine to act as distractions from the
ideas of anarchy or more permanent channels of
escape. e doctrines of this church, while being
immediately liberating, are ultimately fallacious
and should ideally be employed as a stepping
stone path toward the hardcore church. It is a
recreational drug and it is important not to be
sucked in entirely.
e hardcore church is about anarchy and
self-sustainability. It is about the rejection of
government, the rejection of corporations and
the rejection of dependency at large. It is about
liberation and self-empowerment. Once a fully
paid-up member of this church, one will not
need anything from anyone else other than good
company. e comedian Simon Munnery once
opined that the only way to escape the rat race is
to refuse to be a rat. is sounds logical enough
to me and this is what the hardcore church
preaches. If you can grow your own veggies
and milk your own cow, you don’t need Tesco
anymore. If you can recycle your own poop and
filter your own water you will never again need
to tangle with those goobers at the council. If you
have a solar panel or a small wind turbine or both,
you can forget the meaning of electricity bills. You
will at last be able to say that you have escaped
the rat race.
MANIFESTO
I , the gay poet and journalist Brian
Christian de Claiborne Howard wrote a
sort-of manifesto of Bohemianism. He divided
a page into two halves labelled J’Accuse and
J’Adore and listed within the two halves the
things of which he approved and disapproved
and by extension what should and should not be
tolerated or aspired to when enjoying a Bohemian
lifestyle. It was a bit like a Facebook profile
but ninety-odd years prior to their invention
and less ugly. Among his J’Adores were
love, food, freedom and art and among his
J’Accuses were missionaries, bureaucrats and
other self-righteous party-poopers. It is with
Howard’s model in mind (for the Bohemian
tendency to be free and to rebel is at the
heart of Escapology) that something akin to
an Escapologist’s Manifesto can be drawn.
E F E T
Protestant work ethic Idleness
Convention Rebellion
Boredom Excitement
Consumption Creativity
Celebrity Equality
Cars Public transport
Noise Sound
Greed Humanism
Stagnation Exercise of mind and body
e corporation Self-sufficiency
Supermarkets Cottage industries
Television Books
Anxiety Rationalism
Government Anarchy
Solitude Community
Vanity Altruism
Objects Information
Fear of otherness Enrichment by otherness
NEW ESCAPOLOGIST
is is where New Escapologist comes in. Here
at New Escapologist we believe that the retreat
into fantasy and consumption and vice are valid
elements of everyday life and a result of uniquely
contemporary boredom, strife and pointless toil.
At the same time, we take the stance that these
retreats are temporary at best and that there are a
multitude of ways in which one can discover that
another world is possible.
e Anti-Cliché ManifestoHow do you live a life of originality? N S provides ten pointers.
A is a dead thought, one that drains all
the wit, youth and freshness from the world.
We use them when we have renounced beauty
and are content to eke out a miserable existence
consisting of stock phrases and stock experiences.
e path of originality is more challenging, yet
also far more exhilarating.
In this -point manifesto, I outline the
strategies that allow you to escape the heavy
chains of cliché and really fly.
. You see that
pavement, there is no reason why it has to be
like that. You see that blue sky, we can paint it
red if we want to. Nothing has to be the way it
is. We are blinded by convention and assume
that we have found the most functional way of
doing things. Forget so-called functionality! It is
based on a mean and mindless attitude towards
existence. Question everything and think what it
would be like if we could start again from scratch.
. Your personality is
like a garden. It can be neat and barren, wild and
messy, fragrant and colourful, or somewhere
in between. e sooner you realise that it is
cultivated by small interventions rather than
by razing it to the ground, the sooner you can
start being creative with your self. What seeds of
thought will you plant? If you do too much, will
some parts become neglected? When do you give
up on a patch of ground and start again? Cultivate
yourself a little bit each day and in Spring you will
flourish.
. Most people start from their
ego and look out on the world. At first it feels
comfortable, sitting within the big armchair of
the ego, but soon enough your thoughts ossify
and your feelings become stale. Ignore your ego
and keep nimble by being mindful. Don’t let the
‘I’ turn the experience into a cliché. If you are
picking your nose, channel all of your energy and
attention into picking your nose. Feel the clefts
and crevices, explore the hairs and catch that
bogey, experience the fullness of breath that you
get from a clear nose.
. If you really want to
build up your anti-cliché muscles, you have to
go against the flow. e current of modern life
is strong, but through various refusals, you can
explore other, more interesting tributaries. Once
your muscles are exercised by going against the
flow, it makes it much easier to swim to where
you do want to go.
. All that stuff that you
don’t use but think you might use at some distant
point in the future, lose it. To make space for
your new, non-clichéd self to flourish you have
to get rid of the things that are constricting your
growth. Anything that you haven’t used for a few
months is ripe for disposal.
. Find something that you find
interesting and then obsess about it. Learn as
much as you can about it, lose yourself in it.
Don’t just learn facts to impress other people,
learn things that no one else would even think of
asking. By making something your own, you lose
the indebtedness that prevents originality.
. Neuroscientists tell us
that if we change our bodily posture, our mental
chemistry is likewise changed. e same principle
applies if you decide to act in a certain way, your
brain will change. Act seriously, act as a parody
of other people, experience things as you want to
experience them rather than settling for reality as
it is. In the Victorian period, people had a public
persona that they separated from their private
self. We tend to look down on this nowadays,
but perhaps it is the only way to experiment with
your self successfully.
. Ultimately, nothing really matters.
In the short term, there may be consequences
for your actions but long term we are all just
temporary blips in an enormous and uncaring
universe. Don’t be scared, let go of your anxieties
and doubts.
. If you have a strong
opinion about something, change your mind
about it. Opinions are never so dull as when they
are adhered to without perspective. We believe
things because we look for evidence to support
them, blocking out anything that causes us to be
uncertain. By reversing your opinions, you can
see how the other side live. If you’re a lefty, try
being a righty, and vice versa. Discern your own
set of opinions rather than accept a pre-packaged
collection.
. If you’re looking at all of these
thinking that it sounds like a lot of work, then
don’t worry about the previous nine and just do
number ten: take action! Original or not, you
are worth nothing if you’re not prepared to take
action, make mistakes, and learn what fits with
you. Experiment and liberate yourself from your
old clichéd self.
Plot your escapeR W offers a ten-step escape plan.
W employed, it can be difficult to
find the time and energy to seriously
plot your escape. at’s why most people don’t
escape or even recognise that it’s a real option.
You’re too preoccupied with doing your job, with
commuting to and from it and with recovering
from the associated exertions. You also have
to contend with your own fears and internal
resistance. ankfully, New Escapologist is at
hand.
Your job is probably one of the main miseries
from which you would like to flee. Fortunately,
being paid to sit in front of a computer is a very
healthy circumstance from which to start plotting
your escape. My escape began in precisely this
environment and it is from here that you might
also begin:
.
is is the average weekly income for
a citizen and to settle for less is to squander
yourself. If you must sell a portion of your youth
for money, make sure it is at the going rate. If
your weekly income is significantly less than ,
your first task is to get promoted, to secure a pay
rise or to get a better job elsewhere.
. You will need moderately healthy
financial reserves in order to fund the first weeks
or months of your escape. Aim to save a useful
sum of money—I recommend no less than .
Let us call this sum your escape fund. is will
be harder to achieve if you’re in debt or subscribe
to unnecessary services. ere’s more on saving
money later in this section.
In order to get to your target more
quickly, sell off unnecessary assets. In business
this is called liquidation. Escapologists might
want to consider also being minimalists. Convert
unwieldy ‘stuff’ into mobile, liquid cash. You may
only want to do this for high-value goods: selling
individual s is seldom lucrative. Take a look
at Tim Eyre’s primer on simple living on page ??.
. Like the
convict who uses the prison gym to get in shape,
get as much experience as you can and of as many
flavours as possible: do favours for people, run
meetings, attend training courses, generate ideas,
talk to the boss, talk to the cleaners, manage a
budget, write reports, deliver presentations, make
the tea. Record all of this on your . As anyone
with an office job knows, most of your time at
work is spent skiving or doing useless shit. ere’s
even a word for it: presenteeism. Use some of
this time to maximise your skill set. is will
provide a safety net: you need to make yourself
re-employable in case your escape plan fails.
. It’s probably obvious
that your income must exceed your outgoings.
Bills can be avoided if you gradually eliminate
your dependencies on the services for which you
pay. Get rid of your car and become a pedestrian.
Get rid of your mobile phone by telling people
to use your house phone or email instead. Get
rid of home Internet if you have it at work. Get
rid of any other false liberty that only results in
bills. You will soon find an optimum outgoing:
the true cost of living. It will be much less than
it was before your elimination process and will
usually be the sum of your rent, food, house
phone, council or municipal tax and electricity.
Let us call this sum Cost of Living, for it will come
into play again later.
. is is the end of your career.
. Put
your stuff into storage (I can vouch for a company
called SafeStore, but there are lots of others).
Cancel all Direct Debits, except for the one
paying for your storage. Up until now, everything
has been prologue. is is the real beginning of
your escape.
.
e official
best cities in which to find this combination are
Zurich, Vienna, Vancouver, Geneva, Auckland,
Frankfurt, Sydney, Munich and Dusseldorf.
I can also personally vouch for Berlin and
Montreal. Rent a cheap apartment there. As
a rule of thumb, immigrant-heavy areas (such
as Kreutzberg in Berlin and Saint-Henri in
Montreal) are alive and inexpensive, have good
food, public transport and are popular with the
creative classes.
Use half of your escape fund to enjoy a long and
restful vacation. Explore the city; relax cheaply
or for free in parks, museums or libraries; make
friends; invite old friends to visit; eat, drink and
read. Enjoy yourself and celebrate your escape.
. Use the rest
of your time here—however much time your
escape fund allows—to invent a way to ensure
you’ll never have to go back to work. Remind
yourself of why you wanted to escape in the
first place: the drudgery, the early mornings, the
mindless submission, the waiting on pay cheques.
Never forget the conditions from which you are
escaping. ink up a cottage industry for yourself.
It must be either (a) fully automated, requiring
little work on your behalf or (b) fun. In either
event, the income generated by your cottage
industry must be equal to your Cost of Living.
Don’t try too hard. rough your period
of inactivity, you will probably discover over
poolside Margarita what you want to do. If you
need advice on how to concoct an automated
company, try e -hour Workweek by Timothy
Ferriss in which he describes such a self-operating
machine as a ‘muse’. Fabian Kruse writes about
this on page ??.
. from your
apartement or from a public library. When
the money starts to come in, you will have found
yourself either a muse or a vocation. In short, you
have escaped.
Try it. e worst case scenario is that your
cottage industry fails and you have to go back
to office drudgery, tail between your legs. If
this happens, you will at least have enjoyed an
extended vacation, lived abroad, tried and failed
at entrepreneurship. is is better than what
you’d have been doing otherwise. You’ll have some
interesting items to put on your and some
great stories to tell in the pub. Best of all, there
won’t be anything to stop you from trying the
whole thing again.
Editorial: For madmen onlyR W invites you to banish
Bad Faith and to embrace motility.
Illustration by Samara Leibner
[Aborigines are] dyed-in-the-wool free. ey go where they want, when they want,
doing what they want. […] Walkabout is the perfect metaphor for their lives. When
the English came and built fences to keep in their cattle, the aborigines couldn’t
fathom it. And, ignorant to the principle at work, they were classified as dangerous
and antisocial and were driven away to the outback. So I want you to be careful:
the ones who build high, strong fences are the ones who survive best. You deny that
reality only at the risk of being driven into the outback yourself.
—
F is our natural state of being. We’re
generally born with the capacity to make
our own decisions, to propel ourselves to where
we physically want to be. is natural state
should be inescapable, but we often convince
ourselves otherwise: we’ve found excuses (careers,
bureaucracies, class systems, strange correlations
between spiritual belief and how we behave)
to distract us from the vast and terrifying
wildernesses of absolute freedom and total
opportunity. We put together foolproof systems
of procrastination to prevent us from truly living
and the whole of society has agreed to go along
with them.
Worst of all, perhaps, is that our refusal to
embrace freedom makes complete sense. After all,
why would anyone want to be free? It’s hard to
deal with. When contemplating how free you
truly are, you experience a giddying vertigo unlike
anything else: thank heavens for mundane jobs.
Freedom may be natural, but so are
earthquakes and knob-rot. In a free state, you
must embrace nihilism, yet be self-motivated
enough to do things with no orders or job
description to guide you. Since nobody else
wants to join in with your experience of giddying
freedom, you have to to go against the grain,
defying the expectations of people who care
about you, building muscles of resistance to the
conventional distractions. It takes great personal
energy and courage to live in the free state offered
by nature.
Civilisation goes against nature. Jean-Jaques
Roussau wrote that all civilisation grows from
the erecting of fences: to curb our wanderings.
e exception to the rule, according to Japanese
novelist Haruki Murakami, are the Aborigines
of Australia: a native civilisation whose way of
life (until their enforced marginalisation) was a
perpetual walkabout.
e consolations of freedom barely make up
for the hard work of maintaining it, nor do they
compensate for the steadfast attitude required to
go against the grain. To return to the natural or
Aboriginal state, as Hermann Hesse might say, is
for madmen only.
ose madmen are Escapologists: the people
who rise to the challenge of freedom (or, more
specifically, of not being unfree), who decide to
cease daily pragmatism and, instead, chisel out
an unrestricted life, shrugging off the crippling
effects of Bad Faith.
e consolation of freedom is the exhilaration
of escape, the mule-stubborn pleasure of doing it
your own way and nobody else’s. Above all, it is
to experience the liberation of looking over the
default requests and saying ‘I’d rather not’.
BAD FAITH
Jean-Paul Sartre, Existentialist philosopher
and, surely, the mascot for this issue of New
Escapologist, said that this fear of freedom results
in Mauvais Foi or ‘Bad Faith’. Instead of seeking
freedom, we convince ourselves that everything is
hunky-dory in the world of ‘the trap’.
Perhaps, this is the biggest obstacle to
overcome on the path to freedom: realising
that nothing is actually preventing you from
escaping other than imaginary things: etiquette,
a perceived lack of time, money, career, social
status, expectation, commitments to things that
don’t really matter.
In a legal sense, Bad Faith is to deliberately
betray the spirit of an agreement. Sartre used the
term to highlight the gravity of the betrayal when
a person denies his or her own complete self. Like
it or not, human beings are usually born free. We
can overcome the imaginary things that make us
feel trapped at the drop of a decision. Bad Faith
is the natural enemy of the Escapologist, because
it is one of the main powers preventing us from
silently walking out of our offices, never to return.
Escape is possible. It is not an idealist fantasy.
To help overcome Bad Faith, it is prudent to
consider the worst case scenario of quitting your
job in search of pastures new. It is possible for an
escape plan to fail and you’ll later have to look for
another boring job. But who cares? If you have
to return to the office, you would still have an
extra-long holiday under your belt, along with
some stories to tell at the water cooler. On the
other hand, you’ve a very real opportunity to
escape. Ask yourself: what precisely are you afraid
of and how would you deal with it?
MOTILITY
No more dress codes, clockwatching, or
institutional twatspeak. All you have to do
is shrug off your mauvaise foi, as if it were a
no-longer-required evolutionary vestige, and
decide to be free.
Possibly the worst thing about holding down a
miserable corporate position is the fact that you’re
obliged to report to a specific place at a specific
time. I hated this aspect of work even more than
the unrewarding nature of the work itself, the
passive-aggressive colleagues and the constantly
changing organisational goals. No matter how
liberal the working conditions, I would always
resent the fact that I had to work to someone
else’s schedule: there’s no greater infringement on
personal liberty than shaping the way in which
people behave. Certainly, a degree of cooperation
is always required; at some point we’ll always
have to meet with certain people at certain times
in order to make mutually-beneficial decisions,
but, in the majority of workplaces, in which
people have their own job descriptions, their own
projects, their own set of aims, there is simply no
reason to have an entire department present at
the same time under the same roof.
ere’s a concept in biology called motility.
It refers to an organism’s ability to move
around freely. is is science’s analogue to the
existentialist observation that human beings are
essentially free. A spermatozoon, for example,
has motility, in that it will swim, freely, toward
its eggy goal. An ocean-dwelling sponge, on the
other hand, is almost entirely non-motile, or
‘sessile’. It just sits there in the sea, respiring and
excreting and watching True Blood on Sky .
Human beings, like cats or iguanas or toucans
or centipedes, are inherently motile. As long
as there’s no physical encumbrance, we can
run around, jump up and down, or roam
the Earth until our energy runs out and we
need to recharge. It is within our biological
means to move around without restriction. As
individuals, however, we would probably vary
along a spectrum, from motility to sessility.
How motile are you? A practitioner of
jumping—a fringe sport characterised by the
act of free-falling into natural ravines or from
the tops of skyscrapers—is extremely motile. A
coma patient, incapable of any physical movement
or independent cognition, would be extremely
sessile. Needless to say, we are somewhere on the
spectrum from one extreme to the other.
So that’s the question. How motile are you?
One secret of happiness would be to find the
right level of motility for you and to engineer a
life that sits precisely around it. An Escapologist
would probably be happiest with a fairly high
level of motility: to throw off the shackles of
traditional commitments and to hone a life of
proper freedom. is may not involve leaping
from the Chrysler Building in the style of our
-jumping friends, but simply freeing yourself
of the burdens of debt, material ownership, and
working too hard.
We limit our motility by saying we
‘must’ attend a depressing job or tend to
things—Orwell’s ‘everlasting idiocies’—with no
real benefit. You can escape these commitments,
but you must want to.
Banish Bad Faith. Embrace motility.