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VOL. 2. NO. 63 uNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME, NOTRE DAME, INDIANA, SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 1924 PRICE 4 CENTS

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returned Thursday from an ·ex- numerous healthy peals of laugh- H\HWff'\\ frn rJfJ lb~ 0 tbb-'ift't ~H tended trip to the ·Pacific coast. He ter. emitting from the foyer. Upon 1

was absen4 from the univel'Sity for investigation it was found that the I . . . over three months. His purpose merriment proceeded from some T ')

. in making the trip was to interest twenty-five . gentlemen who were ea Ill § tl f · d d 1 · f N t watching volunteers chasing an owl

According' t. 0 t_hat mot_h_ erly 1e . rien s an a umm 0 0 re

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North and West are the prevail-ing ,,Tinds ..

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· d' t Dame in the two million dollar about in vain attempts to capture game, Mah Jongg, and accor 1~g 0 building endowment fund now be- him. .

, my frozen. ears that now stan ~ut ing subscribed. According to Directed by Fathers Foik and

First 'A})peai·ance of Season Is . . Marlied by Easy Win; Milbauer and Johnson Wi11 Monograms.

So Prominently that w.hen .the wmd . t I Father Burns, the response tQ his McNamara, the volunteers contin-

l·s going the -same . direc 10n as d f 1 .1 · appeal was highly satisfactory. ued the pursuit. But evidently the Coach Rockne's , Notre Dame The Irish sp~ed men garnered· am, t~e~ act as won er u sm s. When he· left the plans for the owl had decided not to surrender track team, making their first ap- all three places in the 40-yard

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One of the· ·freshmen who has lately forsaken bridge for this new divertisement, was trying. to ex­plain to me that in the game, we all try for pungs, and thankfully

·accept ~~mgs, arid may succeed in going Mah J ongg.

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drive were ·going forward und-er so long: as there \verB lamps to pearance of the 1924 season, dash and landed the first two places capable hands . lighLon. · scored an easy victory over the. Pur- in the· high hurdles, won by Adam

·. Father Burns renewed student "Blind the poor beast,'' Euggested pie team from Northwestern, 52 3-4 Walsh, with Johnny Johnson, "Notre day friendship in Denver, Los An-· Father McNamara . The lights were to 33 1-4, in the Irish gym yesterday Dame's greatest little athlete" in geles, San Francisco, Portland, and then· tuined on, ladders were :::e- afternoon. The Blue and Gold gar: second place. Johnson came back · Seattle. Everywhere he went he cured, and a: gentleman from Mish- nered five first places and a· second later in the high jump landing sec­was especially impresseq with the awaka, · evilently acquainted with place in every. other event, pickint; ond plqce for a total of six points interest shown ·in the Notre Dame owl-ology, as:cended the ladder to up all their high . points· in the and a monogram for the afternoon's football team. effect the seizure. Obviously the sprints,· hurdles, quarter mile, half work.

Followers of the sport m Cali- owl was not of the exclusively mile and shot. put. Milbauer crashed into the ranks I thi·n· k the 'thing. is J·ust another f · d 1 d' · t d · t u · h ' · · f } fl erma were eep Y Isappom e a mg t' species, or 1e ew away, The feature .event of .the meet of the monogram with' Johnson

clever Orie~tal puzzle. . Notre Dame's defeat by Nebraska just in time to escape the ex- was the mile run won 'by Martin, when he copped ·first place in the . -o- -o- but even more so by their refusal ten.ded hand of his would-be captor. the Purple's star performer, from sliot put· with a heave of 39 feet

And due to .the depression of to appear in Los Angeles in a post- Someone ·then 1n-oduced a flashlight Paul Kennedy, the Irish leader, 10 inches. Adam Walsh came in spirits I got, study!ng out the season game. No other eleven is and with the aid of this Mr. Owl :\Vho had paced the visiting speed f01; second place in .. this event with thing, and ·due· to other matters, I in such demand for 1925. appear- was arrested.' merchant nearly all the way. Mar- a mark of 39 feet 7 inches. fear that the thing about me that ance against California, .Father · The bird was discovet'ed early tin displayed a remarkable endur- Wa~e Cox \Von the half mile ds going· "pung," or punk, it you Burns says. yc:stf:rday morilii~g in the south ance and combined with his terrific event in ·first class form and staged

· will, is my·liumor. ,v;npi blinking philosophically fm111 burst of speed at the finish, the Pur- a'n:other last minute· burst of the -o- -o- . Sc'ribblers to Hear . hi., I erch on ~O\! :atPl.' 1;~lst. U:p?n p}e star rode over the tape a win- speed which gave him a win i:ri the

But· even so I think I could make 'C'ather 0 'D [[ an ttttempt- bemg maJe 10 ~age lum ner in 4:27 2-10. Kennedy grabbed Illinois· meet last year._ Kahn, the L. · , · th k W G N r ~ onne he flew up to one of the lights. _a wi4e lead for the· first twodaps, Purple entrant, grabb-ed the lead at

the·" me In· e .w. · ; · · 0 M d · · · Th S ··b A d t' W".·lS h .l 1 ' the b h p 1 · · -since I've discovered the secret: . n 1. on ay evenmg e en - goo · I me · '11• J:l ut t e urp e runner began to .pick the start of the grind and clung to l\ferely write 'in -and ask R. H. L.· .blerswill assembl~ for the long-~x- audience. up ground, and pushed the··· Irish it for five laps, when Cox, who had why iii thunderation doesn't he pub- pected poetry tr~at of t~e year- leader hard for the next eight laps, been traveling- in third place be--Iish our contributions. -Father· Charles 0 Donnell s talk 0~ ~ A ci· DRilrlV['(1 rroo· when he" uncorked a flash of speed, hind Andy Conlin, cut loose on the.

y · "Poetry and Some Modern Poets. !.. 11 6 f 1iji _t~ .£i. , and raced past the fighting Irish- back stretch and . crossed· the tape

-o- -o- The Scribblers are still talking man, beating him to-the tape by eight yards ahead o{ the Purple The fr~zen ·ears .were partly pro- about Father O'Donnell's talk of rtriA .. ST.' ·roR· LOCAL-S' four yards. The gym record. set' in runner.·

duced by my sub-.conscious fears la.st ye~r, at which he spurred_ to 1910 is 4:26 2-10. · · · · h I h d h I d McTiernan and Hamling in the

after the .frig t . .a w en rea further effor.ts some now:prominent 440-yard run had. the entire race of a cold wave commg from Alaska campus versifiers that might other- · · . C . . tt · h th · · K 11 · where, Lread, the temperature was wise have. desp~lired of their poetic Irish Defeated, 5-I, in. First Home ommrttee Has Few . pthre ~ m~c . ·rr otwn way;. bei:·· 62 below . _ .. 'bT . . . . . . , • . • ·. e urp e en ran , never e g

-- -~--~--~-- :--~~~. -:.'1-:._: ·-- . :: ~ ·- -·.: po~~~- ~w:~.~C?tj~g,..Dnr!ilis.:..O!!hill- .... -·:>AP!ill~~~.n.r*---!lLYeM.;_Jh coiL_. .:.:-.,...-., ..:0 ---S·e n ! 0 r·. Pzn,s: Left ~b!e . to_p~s the.- il;ying- I~ishmen .. _ . . . ' .. M. ' · · · · ' "t·- .; ·· ·t· · · t·. · t t 1 ··11. ~~ · · d 11· s ~ 'bbl ·. · .... - · ·· ··· ·· . S(lores· I Charles Robrecht chau'man of Considermg that the Ir.~.sh tracks-. y roomma e JUS wen ou o WI ·reau a paper, an a cri ers . _ . ·~ u - , . · · . - . ' . . t h h d b t th k 'f

t h · · t . H · d h ld h h · .· · 1 .. 'Ii . · · · · · . · · the Semor class pm comnnttee an- ers . ave a u . ree wee s o . ge a all'--CU · - . e sm e wou w o. ave ·any ongma vers~ WI. · Fioohting · aga:inst_ ·great _odds and d t'. d · th. t 'th ' · practice the 1·uimers &bowed to a 't th · II · t· 'f. h .. fe.lt like it·· b ·t· 't f · F ther· O'Donnell's ., . · · · · nounce yes er ay a ere are ' . ge em ~ . cu I · e · su.t~~ I o: a . · · . ·. • handicapped ·by.the lack of enough 115 pins left for distribution. When very good advantage, and wi_th an-

-o- -o;. · cn ICIS~. . . , experience. to. cope with so . formid- these are sold; no more pins will be other month of work before the_· Anent the celebrated contest •!•·-~~---~--" ..... "~-'--"c,.. ........ ,_..:• _able· a rival, _the Notre Dame hockey pui·chased. by the committee · but next meet with the Badgers from·

, that we are carrying on, we 'have 1 .· THE ·DAILy j team lost th~ir ~r~t home game Seniors will have to order _'their Wisco.nsin, th,e. . local trackmen . several· screeds: ! - . . . i on the St. Mary's. rink to . the pins· individually from the· fac- should be in the best form. Martin "P~ecious sir: . . ' . ·t- QUESTIONNAIRE a I. A. c. of C~icago; 5-1; yesterday tory at- a ,cost of $'1~.25_; plus s~rung_ a surprise in winning .the

We, the undersigned, bemg f · . _ - . .~· afternoon. postage. The present price Is $15. mile from the veteran Kennedy,-but ~ound of _mind and free from undue - -~-.What asked: What recogni- I . _The Irish ice. team. have ~hus. far Seniors wh'o. have not as. yet bought the .Purple !'unner. was . an excep- . mfluen. ce,. hereb~ cast our _vot:s for ·lti~{i?;~<lo you think ~hould be given 1 tlus season stac_lce.d .up agamst two pins should do so at one~ an~ take tionally b_rilhant tr. ack man, and af-. Joseph N:ort. o. n,. m the best dr e.ssed I to- a man. who represen. ts the Uni- G tea. m. s that .. h .. ~d .. th_e.ed~e a~l the ·way advantag-e of the reduced price. Iter entermg tl:ree .. e~ents, th:· P. u_ r-man co~test. Mr. Norton has ,U:e j versity in minor sports? -- from· ~he pomt p~ experience and •.., Th~ .class~ stationery is. _now on pie flash came_ ~~ck m the nule re-p. erson. ahty to. fit ~he c~o. thes, as his -~ Where asked: Science, hall. ! cla~s. . .The. BI1;1e. ·.· an~ Gold aggre- hand an. d John Ryan, ch_airman of lay and turned m. t~. 7 fastest quar-r?cent. conquE!sts m Mishawaka So- .· · · · 1 gatton, however~· f.acmg the -clever the committee, reports that over ter ev~nt. The 'Vl~Itors won t~e c1al Circles have sryown~ · · Lau.rence Kelly, Ph. B. ·III, I sextet . from Qhteago, put up ·a one hundred- boxes have already relay . m easy ,fashiOn after their

"1. To~ Do;wvan~ h:5ay: . ·. · ·. i fighting ga11:1e that. g_ave the visitors }?een d,isposed ?f. This yaper is lead-off man had gained about a ·· · <~2 .. Leo Hermger. : -~ "Mine. r sports .. have· never been .. ~ more . trouple tt'41? they had ex- sold. ·at cost pnce- to . semors, ·and four-yard le.ad· on Barr.

· .''3. Joe -Ad}er, properly recognized at_ Notre J pecte~. .. .:~ · a~ th~re. are ~ess than 100 b~xes Results: . <"4. ' John !eeby, _Dame. . There . is,. 11owever,. an 1 . Tl~e C~ucagoaps · sc_ored. three left, It IS adVIsed that all semors 40-Yard dash: Layden, N. _D.,

"5. · Joe Simons, . . ! awakening of int~rest in such ad-~ bm?s .. dur:ng .· t~~: <first_ period an~ who . w~nt paper see John R:van, first. Barr, N: ?·• se:on~. McTier-,... "6 .. Frank B_ran.se~, lniirab. le sports as·tennis and golf.o ~gam s.ho.rtly a.f~.<:_.r the second per- C~rby hall,_ as __ soon as. poss1ble .. ~an,_N~ D., th .. ud. Time._ 4 2-10 . . . :?~ .. . ~eo.,Reardo.n, . Our tennis ·team has a mighty\- 10d:.?pened. -~k~;_~ner and Mallory, Paper may also ~e obtamed from . 40-Yard H1gh Hurdles: Wals~,

:}• - Ole Beggm, ohard schedule for next spring; if1 pla~~gat the ~\?pg an~ center re- Hugh Boyle, Sorm, . and Charles N.D., first: Johnson, N. D., se_c-9. Frank Class, . f tlie players show up well, they i specttvely, were . .responsibl~ for the DeLaVergne, ·walsh. . (Contmued on Page 4.)

'~10. Charles Mason, 1 should have letters The same e counters; ,Bot}J. men-played a prom- ••• ,_,;...;..;o-u-,,_,~,,_,_,.,,_.,,.._.,_.,_,_,_,,,_._._0~-·:• ·. "11. Edw. Buckl!3Y·H· I applies ~to golf,_. hockey~ and i inent part tl~ro~tf.]~' th.e enth·~- game • · · · · · · I

-o- -o- -,_swimming· teams, provide({ theyf but. met with ... n;o httle difficulty ~ T··HE. C· ON. ·TE·S·T .··-. , . . And-.:.: .:.:. · compete with representative 8 aga~nst ~he s.tick? .. work of McSor-. u t1 "D,;ar. Mr. Gr!Jndy. . '. . . . ·I schools . iis the tennis team is gp-" ley, l\1ag.1:. an~ ·~I,cok. . I . -, With a gleam of ·victory m my a. t ~d ,, · · . I The VISltors played a neat pass- ~ .~ . . . . -~

eye, I wish to pro.mulgatc the name,) ~~-~e~rg:· 5 ;dlier, Law II~ Da~ ' ing game-~n~ tim¢~aftcr time raced ! Chicago_ Club Takes the. Leatl in ·.Honie . Club Class;" · .. · of the assured -:mnner of the .best- ! . "The football player goes·~- d~wn the _Ice only to encounter the ! C b p II U h d · I dr;~sed 1llan contest. . f throuooh a lot of ra'ctico, suffers sticks of the de.f~~se ·composed of I Position of Campus · lu s ·. ractica y nc ang~ -

One_ wonders hoyv a sparklmg 1 I' t f h d h'p and injuries! Charley 1\'Iouch a~d Norm Felte_s. " Yesterday's balloting witnessed the sudden ris.e of the Chicago J · e.·xample of. V. a. nity Fai.r's 'What t. h. e .

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t ~. 1 ~;t .~- Ips d he de. serves j_ The IrisJl .e_njoycd .. -l)O. little succe. ss ) club to firs,t place in the Hom·e division. The Toledo club practically., Well-Dressed Man· .Will' Wear" col., .r ~eh ~s ~ er, tn · is ·lso. lia- a in. getting the puck do,yn to the ~marked time while the leaders were countii1g 56 votes as their share I . umn, could have been ov~rlooked· in bll. ·t e ~ ?c ey Pd. ayer ·'ficacs ·a· lot~ opponent's ·goal {)'ut- the air-tight , II of the dn,•'s ballots -the h ·f · h C · · · Ad · · e 0 InJUry an sa en ' ' d ·f f · th Cl · · · d 't ¥ .. J • - 1 1 · searc or. t e · ampus oms, f th · t' I th · 1 h h uld get~ e cnse 0 · e · ucagoans ma e I j . In the- Campus cla~s the Scribblers and the s; A. C. tallied about" sporting the habiliments of /Bond to . Is. I~~t I~~ e ~ obers of~ impossible to send'the puck through ~ twen._ty v __ .o. tes apiece, wh_icl.l _leav_ es the_ ir_ relative_ positio_ns practically I streets. . . . ' ··~ ~-.... ~~a mmor : er. e m m ~ the cage.. . . ! -

"F · · . . . the tenms and golf teams are! · · ·' . - unchanged. The Blue Cll'cle· showed a su_ dden spurt and crowded j or perfect. attention to detml, . , .- · .b·. th . . . ··es of i · rhe second fra~~e . opened With I l b - . f h' d l Tl t I f h h l b

for refined elegance' in its purest ~o\bs~l Jeetd t~ I e mbUI; they~ a goal alm.ostimine_ diately afte. r th.e i the Monogram .c u out o ·t n· pace. . le ·.· ota s o~~ t e ot er c u ·si form,. for .serence majest:{' of abso- 00 a an · oc cey, ·d ~ , ~ playe~·s took tlie ·_ice and then a 1 remain ~bout .the, same. .. . _ .. · . · . ' . i lute poise, let :t;te propos.e ·the name ~ sh_riuld ~ot. lo t?rew;~e~~w I 1 riot of action set in as the Irish be.- I , CAMPUS Metropolitan ------------------------·- 52 i of ,~arcei_Ius Fiehrer, . . . ~-- ranClS . . 0 tu;, . . ' ' ·; ban to threaten· tl;l,e I. A. c. ~age. I Scribblers. ~ ............................. 242 Chinese -----------------------~------~--- 47 ~ ' Mr. Fiehrer has alrea_dy a large ~ Br~~~t;son .I tt . h .. ld b . . . ·Near the end of th~ game, Skmner Is. A. c~ --------~--~~------:~ ............. 180 Indiaria.polis , ............... : .......... 41' group of satellites in · Sophompi·e ~ · mor e ers s 0~ i ~I~e~ counted for another goal but the i Blue Circle -----~~-------------------~- 36. Rocky Mountain ---"-----·--···--·-- 30 f hall where he ·is known among the f t~ the hocl~y pla.yersthor; yi· ~I~ Fighting Irish, not to. be outdone eMGlocne~gclruabm .... -.·--.-.----~_-_-_-_-_·_·_-_-_·_·_··_·_·_·_·_·_-_·_-_-_-_·_ 3146· TMei.xnanses·o--t~a---·_-_-_-_._ .. _·-_. __ :_~_--_-_._--_· __ --_-_-_·--·-~------·.·.·.-.. : .. ·._. ·2196f~. clubby ·sl;lb-deb set. I also wish to ·1 t ~Y are· en angermg en· :?1 8 ~ even in . the· face·-: of great odds, ' -announce that in his home town in ~for the honor of the school. I chalked· up orie Iharker · for the I" Forum ............... : .................... · 6 · La.-Miss. -._ ............ , .................. 14.1 ~hio,; Mr .. Fiehrer was . awarded a - F .Jo~eph . Reedy, Commerce I,~ .h9me s:xte~ wlien. ~i~oli: sent the Drama .................................... 6. Pacific· 'Co~st .......................... 9 "I eaubfulzinc-lined·toothpickas the · I~si ~lant. th If. d.t . ;·puck flymg mto the VISltors,cage. 'Poultry club ..... : .................... 4 Cleveland ...... : ...... ~-------------.--- 9 .

lllost f · · t IS rue e go ·an enms Alth h tl I · · h · ·t l 11 A · I 3 G d R 'd · · 6 Per ect native. son. . - . 1. f · oug · 1c · rts 1ce eam 1as ! gr1cu ture ........... ·................. ran ap1 s -----------------------· · 11G d 1 , · d'd t players should not be m me or- f · d. ··t· f'. t ' f. -10 . 2 M; h' · sl p oo . . uck to my. can I a e. 1 · . j ace opposi 1011 ar oo great or ante ---,------~------- ............ ,.:----c. · 1c 1gan ................................ _ lease vote-for1 him boys. a letter, but. ~hey sho~l d recmve -~ them, the experiei~ce of ineeting .c, · HOME CLASS · Fort Wayne: ............................ sj

" . ' . some recogmt10n, say m the form · h 1 f 'd. bl.. · 'II Ch' 297 N E 1 d ·- 4· Smcerely, . f . ·· h t Wit sue 1 ormi a e opponents WI 1cago .................................. . ew · ng an .............. ~_......... j . - "X. Y. z." ·I 0

' . ·.all. smafll btrlolphfy; w lyf_ nod .a I undoubtedly have' its vah.ie in mak., 0 Toledo .-------------------.---. ~ .... , ......... 280 Rochester "-----------·----------------- 3 ,~' · sma gol a or go an a I' ·the "~~~~'cSo·1·ley s ·,xtet b'etter able I Oh' · · · · 86 Pe. nnsylvania ·2-

-o- -o- .small gold tennis racket for ten-. tngh ·dl.1.u.tl 1 -~- ·. th ... '· N1~ y----~-k----S--t--.·t·:-~ ......... ~---~-------- ·70 ........................ -And with a yawn,l sign . 1- . . . f tl 1.1 ·" . i o an e 1emse vcs In e I emmn- ev. or a e --------------·----· Villagers --------·---------------~---.----- . 2j

ms ·or somethmg o 1e I w. ·' · · d " · p · :4 ) · · ' · MR. GRUNDY. ' . · · ·•. (Continue on age . ,.,_..,_.,_,_"._...'_"_,_.,_,_,_,_,,_,_,_,,_, ___ ~ ·-··:• .•:•••'._..,~~c ... o~J._,(,.-.o~•·• ,. • . .. · . ~ '"

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Bulletin Box at 4:30 p.rn. Entered ns second cinss matter at the post office or· Notre Dame, Ind.

The pi·ofession of playing the uct of Psychology. It has become fool is extinct. The privilege is a lucrative avocation exercised by CHAS. A. McGONAGLE .

Subscription rate, $-1.00 per year: by mail, $4.60. 'Single copies, four cents. not. It has rather become a com- skillful men usually on the occa- Editor. mon right. ·We are' all free to play sion of legal battles in which wealth!"'--------------:.. the. fool, and, as a certain sage re- comes to grips with justice. We Scribbler~~ -----7 marked, in a cyi1ical moment, "it is have no intention of casting any The Scribblers will meet at 7.45 !.

EDITORIAL STAFF f 1 ' slur· upo_n the -pr·ofess1"onal d~ag- day, evenin~ to hear Father Charl~s O~Dion. easy to 'make fools o ·. ourse ves .... nell s t·ilk on "Poetry · d s on nos.ti'ci'"n of sani'ty. I·II"s 'vork, in Poets."· · an orne Moder~ EDITOR-IN-CHIEF .......................................................................... H~RRY A. M~GUIRJE.'25

Editorial Stali-Harr~· Flnnnery,'23: Henry Fnnnan.'2·1: Edwm Murphy, 24: ames Hayes,'24: John llrennnn,'24: Frank Kolars,'24: Jack Scallan, '25: Eu~ene Noon,'2-l; Paul Funk,'24. · L G K 11 '25

because we always have plenty of· " . * • . * raw materi'al on hand." . , se, is legitimate, even laudable. We Business English Classes

·, -N~ws Edi_tors ........ : .................. : .............. :~Lawrence W. O'Leary,'~4l. ~~re~~nni.ngh. .. ;;:,25 N1ght Ed1tors ......................................................... Eugene Noon, 2 , Y h , - . Terence Donnhuc,'27: John Gallag er, 26 ~¥ ::r;;;dii:~i t~-~ ···::::::::::::.:::::~::::::::::::::::::::::::~::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::::::::::r;~;-~·j-;0 f 8:We~ n: :~ g Dramatic Editors ---------------····--·---------------------Edward T. Lyons,'25 ; Eustace Culhnane,'21i

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·.. llUSINESS STAFF . BUSINESS MANAGER --··--·····-~·-····--·---·~---·-··;-.............................. JOHN N. STANT9N, :24 Local Advertising Manager ........ : .......................................... : ............. , .. ·John C. Patr1~k, ·,26 Assistant Local Advertising Manager -~--::; .......................................... George J. ~ch1ll, ,27

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''CAKE-EATER''-ITS SYNONYMS AND. ANTONYMS O~t of the mass of idiocies which have been spoken and written

· w"itliin. the past few· days, comes the astonishing· statement from a stu­dent of Notre Dame that· a "Cake-eater" is one who wears· ."a tie and

. ·a white ·collar.'~ Remarkable though this !nay. seem, it is a natural re­sult of the agitation _which is giving Notre Dame's student body a wrong- impression of many things and giving many people a wrong inip~ession of ·Notre Danie men and of what they are think!ng.. f'hc term "cake-eater'.' should be obnoxious.· to the college· man s hps as

.-any meaningless, childish word is foreign· to the educated person's vocabulary. . . . · _'; :; .-·.-.. .

We do not quote this opinion in a spirit of .cynicism, but for a seri­ous purpose. We belie_ve that the world is suffering sadly from · the lack of fools. ' Obviously .there is danger of stich' a statement calling forth the retort that· there 'is at least one big .fool left. But . we shall take the ·risk. Anyhow, the population of the world can be roughly divided into three or four classes, and it is safe to say that each looks upon the rest as chiefly foolish.. ·

The. fools we· would have are not simply any old fools at . all, just downright stupid fqlk: These are common enough because only com­monly foolish. . we would 'have more of the old-time . fools, men .who. make a profession, or at least cultivate the habit of passing for fools in order foolishly to educate the wise. It is ·humiliating for one wise man to be 'i·ebuked by another wise .man, whereas he would take a hint and· hence a correction if wise counsel were· .'p.roposed to him by the lips of a fool. . In the· former case, a remonstrance is· interpreted as an. attempt. at claiming superior­ity, and hence _resented as an in.;. suit; in the latter, it .is. regarded merely as an. accident, and there­fore welcomed as a' bit of good for-. tune. - The world suffers from too much learning. . . An over-dose of information has made it groggy. There is need of an epidemic of· re­buking, and hence of an invasion of fools. c ·

n~erely wished to call attention to Examinations for. nil sections in n _. the frequency (increasing). with ness ·English will be held in the Sus •. which empty minds· seeri1 to emerge r?om of the library at 7 :30 Tue~~t~ from full pocketbooks. . . . mght, January 2!!,· * • ' ar

___ ,Religion I Examination. '

The -fact is _that nowadays men un~cst!~uo: t> (i~ :~ri*¥t~r~d~y s:~~r~;l become fools not so much by choice urd.ay) ~vi!l be examined in' Room ~~~·

. Mnm. bUJldmg_ on Monday, January 28 • as by law. Foolishness has bec·ome 7:30 P_. m. · . ~~~ SCientific standardized - almost 1 .sectwn A < ~ 1.10 -friday. and Sa turd ) ' ' ; will be exammed 111 Room 123 a~ . respectable. Fools are classified, building, on Friday, January 29, ~t 11J?~n card-indexed. Some are foolish p. m. FATI!E~ K~LLEY, c. s. c: ~ because innocent, others are inno-:- Grand Rapids Club I cent because foolish; still others . Rcgul_ar meeting Monday night. 1

h~come foolish by due process. of Cafet~ri: a:d· R* f t r • d b · t . e ec ory J law, In or er to ecome mnocen Students changing at the end f th·

by mere process of court decisions. sen;ester f~om. the refectory- to th~ car 1 ~ · ·b · h term, or Vice .versa, must notify th ei · 0 f?r a rea~ fool to .re uke sue dents' office immediately. . e. stu.

1 foolishness With beconung folly! T *

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One looks to the universities for professional men. May we not hope that before; the departmental craze has . wholly subsided that some generous philanthropist will establish a Chair of Foolishness, a course in the science of saving the. \vise from the folly of their own conceits, a course in the- art of keeping one's feet on the ground, a laboratory for experimenting upon effective methods of inocula­tion against . megacephalis?

The regular bi-monthly meeting of th: · Toledo club will be held Sunday morn· ~ . at 10 :30 in the library. · · · 10 ~

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"Those defending the negative -of th World Court question will meet Sunda afternoon at 12:30 in Walsh hall. ~

American magazines of poetry.· j

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tales told with a certain amount of competence,. Mary Roberts Rine~ hart has a new· book recently pub­lished . by Doran, "The Out Trail." It is a record of this popular nov~ elist's experience thru deserts and. mountains in many parts of this- · country.

The fool. has a. legitimate- place in . civilization. His contribution thereto . may be . qualified as nega­tive, fortuitous, accidental, ·:super-ficial, or iri · any way you ple~se. 0~0

But it is . valuable,· indispensable, The Yale University Press has . · The N otr~. Dame man is inlierently manly; his is a ·heritage of

. fighters; .the very· snow which covers his campus _reminds him that hiS school was hewn from the forest by fighting missionaries who had no othe~. coverings in tlteir rude cabin~ than that same snow~ That

-- these nien should permit the word ~'cake-eater" to pervade -:-their con­. \·ersations ·and become an issue in their ·school's life is rcdicu !ou~~ It .. is understood that ther~ are those_ at Notre. Dame who .are. not man:y .. -who are soff. But there are mimy ways of. being soft; many·ways of

nevertheless. If it be true that just published a collection of essays "fools ·rush in where Angels fear· on scientific subjectS, under the to tread," ·then it would seem not' title, "The Development . of the inopportune , to welcome their Sciences."-· The articles are lectures sweeping ~tampede. For when wis- of Yale professors and embrace:

- Honest fools have d-isappeared. dom' oversteps its hom-ids, com- such subJects as physics, chemistry/ The task of discovering them has mend us to the fools. Fortuna ,astronomy, and kindred subjects;.

- :. :beil)g -l:lnmarily (many·_.,vays of. being a coward;. 'and the apparel, the _-::.;. ri:mnner .·of talking,.: the_ 'm;tinber. pf~-Jl:.i:rwes~Q.n~. -~tJ~nd~,~J·l:!~!1qt~ ;.l! __ gr~l!_t

deal to do with picking out these· soft men~. This m~tter o~ being s~ft

bec9me a ~rofe,ssion,-:-a by-prod- Favet fatuis. The collection should be of some -~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- i~t~re~to_scientific.studentL_~~ ,_; --- ·<t~-- ~,-

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· is essentially one of the· spirit and. the. Irian who can spit· tobacco .. juice the farthest and ~vho can wear the same flannel shift the longest

. is Il9t necessarily tile person who has the steel i!l' the_ backbone where steel-should be.

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There have b_ee_n. few• really good; mystery · stories written lately; . "The Marriage of "Yussuf Khan,", howeyer, is somewhat above the· prevailing ·average. -It· concerns the 'attempt of an international · criminal to st~al an Indian prince's'

:- - Notre Dame is a school of glorious tradition. She is proud ~f her By DENNIS J. O'NEILL .

An English Sistei· of. Charity, a . :.foiinders, of their, tribulations, their poverty and their suffering. Let former student ·in the summer · ' not· that tradition be clouded now\ by talk ·of unmanliness where un..: school here, his written· an a_liegor.:.

c manliness does not ·exist .. ·Tlie trend ·of Notre Dame's history arid of ical play, "Via· Vitae": which she· . ~-her s-t~ndard· of nien -is constantly- upward and it is safo to say that dedicated to the Reverend Charles ·: only. men· remain long under .the donie •and under the influence of the L. O'Donnell . c. s. c.· The play is

· 7 sweet Lady who surriwunts it. M.ay the term "cake-~ater," it synonyn,i~- being published .in brochure form · and antonyms, be forever stricken from the conversation of Notre by Humphrey Milford · of London

Dame men. It is obnoxious. · - and printed by the Oxford Press.

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Another _interesting English val­It h·as bee~ comi~g on for a, lo:rig ti~e. It, first manifested itself ume ·that has~ade its appearance·

on_ly at odd and uncertain times.. Then it seemed to l~ave gathered on our campus ; is a ·collection of d d poems by·. Ford . Mad ox Hueffer~ _::force, anc;I finally· with the breaking fury oL a storm it has esccn ed The title poem;. ~'One Heaven," is

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:uponus as a curse •. "Jt" is-Notre Dame'~ Invisible (but fast becoming dedicated to a:ri individual "'vho . visil~le)'_Empirc. _His the smokers' organization th~t is called S. 0~ P., asked for- a :working. principle of

· ;ari ~rg~nization built up for the most part ,~m good fellowship and Heaven." Of the poem the author yupon the generosity of friends. Its members are men who ~ay "No; I says, "It expresses what, quaintly

.. ·_don't smoke. I can leave the stuff a~one, but say, I'll_try one of those enough, is my !belief -of· what ·:if you-don't inind." The.S. 0. P. stands for Smoke Other People's. · Heaven is. If.it is a materialist's ... ,. J'!1ese men "(lo_n~t'smoke," ·but if the ~mount they. "mcioeli" in a Heaven I can~t help it." . .

.-: day'~was added up it would be a vast vulgar item. ,They will smoke , . . .. ; anything, and 't11ey prove it by' thejrsatiety. ' . .. . . . . . . I I' And so she. stoOd a moment by the

. . · · Now let us all be so~i~l b~in~s/le~ _us all g~t in 'on th_is club, and Of the dl~~r . red. car · Royally she ; then when ~ve are· all members there Will be n._o, mor~e smokmg--:-or else .. ·ste g,ed 'down : . . : eve:r:~~n~ -wii! qom~ ba~k to the fold '\Vh?se banner IS Buy Your Own;· Settling 0~Pone long'·foot ·and lea~-': and m eithe~ ~vent we 11 ~II be happy·once more.· · _ hlg back~- ·· . · · ·_

. . . . · · · · . ' Among her russet , furs;. And she ·ZEST FOR ·WORK . ~<~oked around ....

. · c · · • · • Of. course . it . must be strange . to : 1\ college professor Of!C~ rem.~rk~d. that if th~ majority 'of college · _ ·. : come from England . · . _ stydent~ devot(!d as much bme and energy to theu work as they d9 to Straight into Heaven.. . You must :avoiding it, the annual c!op of graduates would go otit into tl1e world . . . take it ·in, , -, mu~li be~tcr JHepar~d. t<;> earn a livelihootl. The fault lies in the .lack· Slowly, for ~{:·long .instant, with

·. 'of entlmsiasrn and .in a· fendency to do ju~l enough to "get by." .. · · - soine fear ..•. " . :. . Bluffing is a gr~at A,merican _pastime an·u if is to. some extent justi-

. :fiable;·. The bluffer rriay get by; he usuallr· does for v time, bnt when Is this a materialistic impression ; l_iis' ~luff- is called<·hf! has~ ~()thing to show; · Ciintimial bluffing, _a co_o- of ·a· young English. girl's advent

. ';stan~· endeavor· to: just ';get by," is nothing more or less thari an· in.:.· into Heaven? Or this description -<-'vitation; a_ sure road~ in fact, to mediocrity •. TJ•e bluffer inav.s~md his of God;,: . - .. regrets, but he sends them too' late._ . - . . .... ' .. -- - . . ' .. •r-' . . ..

.. . .. .There -is a rcniedyfor-this apathy, ope which is .not ahvays pleas->" ••. _. And so ~hrough the gaps of ~ ant· at first~ ···It is 'to make work. a recreation. · Platitudinou8 ? It may · . , t~e branches_ · · : : :be, butit is safe .. ~f one can bring to llis work some of' the-·trernen- Of Jasmme on.our screen· beneath . d_ ous energy _'\vhich he expends in social activities, some of the·. cntlm_s- w . the pl~nesd, th. . . d. h. -·- ,_ .,._- ·~ ·· · ~ · · . . . . . · . - • · · e saw, commg own e roa t at

.• wsm With which he takes part m his favorite· sport, he has more .,han . 1

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- .-.]- · 'If h. f d' · · . · · · · . ea s o e o tves an - 1a _a c ance o succee ~ng.~. · · Alpilles;_ · · _

~A-New. York concern has offered an ·aviator a thousand ,dollars a -d~y: to c_do some sky writing for it. "We ·could hardly -c~pect him' to. fall foi' t.hat. ~· · ·

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A man of gre-at stature, In: a great cloak, · With ·a great stride, · And a little j~ke·

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For all and sundry, coming , down . with a hound by his side. :

And so he stood at the· cross-roads, passing the time of day · · · . In a great, H:ind voice, the voice-· of

. '. a man 'and . a half,-=---.,:.~'-~ ..

. The other poems in. the collec.:. ti~n were.·written ·While_ Hueffer was in active military service. The volume was published ·in -London and while it_ is not new. it is inter­esting. because of the fact that Hueffer is becoming populai_: in this cou~try 'thru his contributions ·to

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shuffling of the crowds, he re- vanquished. 1 by kicking goal. '40 of them, making an averag~ of marked that the people. of. South In the last game of the season Do not the minims of St. Ed- 74.6 per cent. · B~nd had as much or mo~e right to the minims exhibite'd a game char- ward's deserve some credit for Notre D·ame's long debating :his-Witness the game than dtd the stu- acteristic of the "team" they looked their performances? tory took on a formal· aspect in dents. South ·Bend me~chants and upon with · hero-worship,-Notre 1899. The first Notre Dame team · townspeople have contributed sup- Dame's Wonder Team of . 1923. · to appeared in intercollegiate circles

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{ac ~ Contributors writing anonymously . rnen t' let the editor-in-chief know their ~~f names; otherwise their letters can-

P.Ol~t: to Notre Dame teams a11:d ac- With the qall on their 10-yard line, Notre Dame Shows was represented -by Rev. Mathew tlvitles that reflect very creditably in the last half and the score 6-0 High Debate Reco·. rd Schunuicher, c. s. c., now president upon them, }-mt t~i~ does not en- -against them, the team braced. of St. Edward's College, Austin, dow them With privileg~s equal to Three trick plays, taught by that The Literary Digest in a recent Texas; -Sherman Steel, professor .of those of the .students m any_ en- native of Owenst no, Kentucky, issue, puplished .·an article com- law in St. Louis University, . and

Editor, The DAILY: d.eavor. sponsored by the Umyer- ;executed with admi:able precision, mending Bates College for its rt>• Attorney. William ·.Mcinerney, ~

. not be published. __ _

The general run of Notre Dame sity. The stu~ent has the right carried the ball to ,the goal posts. J r·esident of South Bend ·at the pres- . . men down through the generations over all .. to Witn_ess Notr.e Dame A. criss-cross by George Reardon markable debating record. And ent time. ·. The first four contests t'll· today have been marked by contes~s sm~e he. IS a tangib~e part made 15 yards. Eddie Kearns then Bate:;' record is truly remarkable.l·in Notre Dame's debatin.g c.areer c~aracteristics that can't ever be of the Umverstty. . Let him be passed to Al Egan who made 40 but in a ~elative number of eon- were with Butler College. Sin~ uprooted,-nor should they b;. served first and be g1ven the pref- yards. The deciding play of the tests Notre Dame has established· a that time Notre Dame has met Temp_ered perhai?s and altered I? erence. ~ game came when '~Tiger" Woo_ds much higher average than has many .Gchoqls, among th_em _are: those things wh1ch are _the acc1- "'l'wenty Five." faked a line plunge, cleverly passed Bates. Notre D~me ha.;; debated Oberlin, De Pauw, Detroit, Iowa dentals, in· s~bstance I beheve them . . to Frank Horda, who in . tu.rn 51 time· and has won 44 of ~he State, Ohio St_ate, Western Reserve, an immutable lot. . . M. . D p . :hurled the pigskin to Kernsk,· the contests. That. is . an average of Georgetown, Wabash, Drake,. ~ur-. There. is an . air that is quicklY lnlm~ eserVe razse ·latter making the touchdown. 86.2 per cent. Bates has debated due, and Colby. .

a~~b~h~~ li~an~~~ph~e ~r ~~~tic ~rogresj 6-·~~·~~o~·~~~~~~~~~~-·-o~•~~o-o-•~o~~.~~~~• of swaggermg zest for hfe from . . , _ . . . . . .

day to day, a .w.holesome sort .of. To th; students of ~otre Dame, i LIMIT.ED St ta 0 L.l· . E ~·· Iumbel:-camp spirit of swe.at shirt ·the achievements. of ~ts ~thlet.es .~-~ . . . _ . - ar 1ng - _: . --~.· d corduroy cameraderie. No have gone down m. Umversity his-ahadow of pretension goe~ into the ·tory. The names of Crowley, Mil-

_sth' and p·eeves and dislikes and. ·Jer, ~ayden, Stuhldr~her, a. nd T 0 DAY mg, · · ~ · · W I h h · b 'tt th

~isag~~~;e~;~:r~vi~~~~let;y ~no~;~t grflron ~~e fa=e~ WI~d eius~?y so~ I EN G sl G EM E N.T '· . ,, T H E A T ·E:···R . . :~:tent of malicious injury. But despite all of this, we have ne- 1/i 0

· h glected· to -pay tribute to the ac- j ·. · · · -

de!:c~~c~a~f ~~~res~:::~ b~~ :n; ·~omplis~m~~ts ~f. "Figh;in~t _I~~h I The' r~ .. .f.: t' Sc A" +.. t'. ftbe A~, Te~r::~~c~ ~~:~ik~~~~eg~a:~o :::~

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wil.l testify that the spirit. o otre "D , C ll d th c e . . . N oc onne an some o ers l'e- I_ ·'/'J. Dame 1s that of aristocracy. o . d th . k 1 d f th ·

.400 of a superioi·-stratum of society cke~ve . d etirh nowle 'gte to . e,hplg- I · d h •t d d s m an e ova , I s _ earns ave - . · ever presente sue a um e an · d b t l'ttl ·tt t' .j condescending attitude toward 'those Teceive u 1 e a en ton.

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outside their fortune-favored ranks, ' Unk:rw-\vn to .all, the minims are than does this close-knit fraternity experiencing the . most successful I of Notre Dame men. toward those year in basketball. So far their net 1

·who confess loyal~y to other uni- squad has participated in two· con- 1-versities. · tests and merited. two victories~ st. True, there is no appreciable Joseph's lightweights bowed in de- I

:hierarchy of rank, . title, lord, . or feat to the score of 23-:-11, in the ! first contest of the season. The

self, within the student body, but second game resulted in a 26-6 I when that is the result of every- victory over the. St. Joseph's heavy-

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one considering himself dubbed weights; . ', . . , peer by the fact of· developing into ,a Notre Dame man it appears that · . Eugene "Kentucky" Oberst, star j · . it is· not 'a spirit of democracy but tackle of' the varsity football team, i that of ,a universal and swaggering is coach, and from present indica- -:aristocracy .of youth·. which consid- tions his team will be as successful I ers itself no better or worse than as that which represented St. Ed- j -the rest of Notre Dame. men (be- ward's in football. The net squad j· cause that in itself is ultimate) but Js composed. of Edward· Koontz, c

which appraises jtself as. vastly sti- Clement . :r::erwlat, , J am~s _R~agan, I perior:to_alLothers outside.the pale_ R~......:... C~~t1~hon, _ ~· ~-\ll~~s~_ Alb_e.!_t. .f., of buns and. pers. . . Frans_en,. Adolph Fransen, actmg j · · . One of The Hunchbacks. captam, Alfred Egan, , H. -Essig, -

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The question as to whether the ward McDonald. · · j people of ·South Bend should be · A steady line and a fast back: i given the preference at basketba!.l field, I bred of the attention with ! games ·is being intensely discussed which the minims watched the var- _1

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One~ ·of the most notable- moves part to send another MAN to the of January 27: • :was th~ · resignation of Bill Roper roped arena. Monday - from the· Princeton school, slated to --- Freshman, Cadillac, Carroll hall - bike e-ffect· at the end of the 1924 Dancing might be an art, but it gym, 4:30 to 5:30. • , season. . There is some possibility also served to give eight varsity Walsh, large court, Sophomore,

.that Rop~;r i,vill en-joy a fairly good basketball players at, Ames college, small court-7 to 8. season_ ne·xt_ year with every posi- Iowa, a chance to m;:tke a public Day, large court;· Sorin," small tion on his team cared for except' apology to the students in order to court-8 to 9. the right :t~ckle berth by letter men. get b~ck on the team from which Tuesday

.-Yale will have to build up a new they liad been banned. _team, · 'vith. 'the graduation of 23 ---moleskih.warriors. They say you have to be wealthy

Char~-i~ M,oran, sensational coach in order to secure a position in the of the '.'Praying Colonels" at Cen- diplomatic · corps of the United

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grass" _s_ cho. ol to become head coach members of .the American Olympic - - · · · Wednesday· at BucknelL Press reports indicate team may have tp displaY; some

that Knute K. Rockne, of Notre signs of wealth if they are to com- Walsh, Sophomore, Carroll hall . pame, received another offer, this pete in the Olympic games.· gym-4 :30 to 5:30. . ..

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(Continued £rom Paee 1.) ond. Kelley, N. W., third. Time: 5 3-10 ..

'440-Yard Run: ·McTiernan, N. D.; first. Hamling, .N. D., second. Martin, N. W., third. Time: 53 l-10.

880-Yard run: Cox, N. D., first. Kahn, N. W., second. LovelandJ N. W., third. Time: 2:03 3-5.

Mile run: Martin, N. W., first. Kennedy, N. b., second. · Davis, N. W., third. Time: . 4:27 2-10.

Two-mile run: . Davis, N._ W., first. Wendland, N. D., s~cond. Cooper, N. D., third. . Time: 10:13 2-5.

Pole vault: BroUSLher, N. w~, first. Carey and Harrington, N. D., tied for second. Height: q feet, 6 inches. _

High Jump: Beard, N. W., first. Johnson,- N. D., second. · Campbell, N. W., Brown, -Brady, Kennedy, N.

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·-~ D., ti~d for third. Height: 5 f .... 10 inches. · · eet.

Shot Put: ·Milbauer, N D fi: ~~ D · ' ., l'SL

Walsh,· N.. ., Eecond. Davis l·i W., third. Distance: 39 feet 10·. inches.

One~mile Relay-Northweste Time: 3 :36. rn.

Final score: Notre Dame · '' 3-4; Northwestern, 33 1-4. ' 52

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time from Bucknell. · It is going to cost at least $1,000 Sorin, large court; Day, small - b h to send. each man to ~France and court-7 to 8. · - n· R · J· BURKE

. Moran, 'Yho')leCa!tlC famous ot 'f h i'd · , b · 1 · d Carroll, large court·, Brownson, J . •· .· . as a football coach and a baseball 1 t e · nve now- emg P anne · · · CL A SS/F/£-D · u~pire, pu'Cthree men on the All- does not panrout with a_bout $350,~ small court..:_8 to 9. · · ' - · · : Over 20 years in the same locauJfi': American ·ln six years, won the 000, some performer. is going to Thursday ----...,...---:--------~- _230 South Michigan Street ,· State t itle every. year, beat Harvard have to ride the "blinds." . . .· Corby, Badin, Carroll hall gym- LOST-Keys in folder: g'ymiinsium'·_·yes~ SOUTH BEND; IND. · .

terday afternoon. Return· 104 Walsh Burke's Glasies Fit the Eye, :; once when that school was the class· 4:30 ·to 5 :30 .. ' . hall, Reward. . of the east,· and electrified the sport- . Tex Rickard is more th<l:n a fight Cadillac, -large court; Freshman, ~-c· . ing world by turning out a_ phe- promoter; _he is a strategist, and he small court-7 to 8. nomenal team from _a school with saved the day for the Ne\v ·York - Sophomore, large court; Walsh, Jffice Phone l\Tain 3134 · · an enrollm-ent of .-300 and hardly faris when he\secured the Madison small c_ourt-8 to 9.

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· The , ~ · ktio\vn 'outside-of the comity, ·until Square- Gardens for. the Democratic . Friday· ; Mbran took up athletics. . convention. . Day, Sorin; Carroll hall gym-

. , · · ~ · · · Tex Rickard_ and his shrewdness ! - . The influence of the athletic . . 4:30 to 5:30.

coach over possible matriculants as have pulled a great many more Brownson, large·- c.o~rt; Carroll, .. well as the students; -has been marii- stunts that . were' just as clever ·as small court-7 .. to 8. .

fested numerous times, and our at- this, and. he. is ~nvare .. of a great· Badin, large. court; Corby, small tention :.was called .. to a notice in many more .things than. _the . weak, court-S to 9.'' .. the Athletic World 'vhich ·concerned nesses.: 9f politicians~ - · · .: · ·a ·high school student who profes-· Tex Rickard has bei:m forced ·to_ . . _ -. · .

. sed a ·desire to come to Notre Dame play ·a lone· himd" since he entered :_ Dr; J. A. Stoeckley, Dentistry-ana .because-the Irish had'the best foot- the game.and his genius for hand-· Extracting; 511·J. M. s.-·Bldg. ball .coach _in the world. · ling the money,.making situation~ '

has .paved .the. way for his aquisi-. · tion -of: a lot of· friendly enemies.

Wheri· Frankie' J"e~ome di~d after Boxers ·and··:-managers who yester­his recent fight with· Bud Taylo·:r, day·· were' vo,ving to oust Rickard America "lost another Catholic. ath- out of Ne'v York are coming around lete who was ·acclaimed b'y the ·New to the. promoter's back door today York. fans as one of the "squarest to tell him what a fine felfow he is

"' shooters" that· ever donned ·the because j1e sho~ed. them· how to get mits.· Jeronie 'iearned his game a new_ meal· ticket .when the \van~ from Father Ryan; a New . York dering scrapp_ers were forced to· e"at priest. who looked· after . Frankie the same . kind of : foo·d that the when he ''.'as in ;scho_ol and did his newspape_r:. reporter~ eat:

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ing games. The Culver team ·will · appear :on· the Notre . Dame rink next Saturday for· the second home game an.d should prove an easy job for . the· Irish, who have han<:)1ed themselves reptarkably well- against such overwhelming opposition. ·as the Pittsburg A. C. and the L .A. C.

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