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Mischief & fortune
Table of contents Table of contents Table of contents
The 5 top 2’sThe 5 top 2’sThe 5 top 2’s
The Fitness SectionThe Fitness SectionThe Fitness Section
The Fashion SectionThe Fashion SectionThe Fashion Section
The Cover StoryThe Cover StoryThe Cover Story
The VillainousThe Villainous
FiveFive
The 5 Top Five The 5 Top Five
Worst and Worst and
Misguided People & Misguided People &
Things You’ve Ever Things You’ve Ever
Come AcrossCome Across
HHH aving swindled many aving swindled many aving swindled many
millions of dollars millions of dollars millions of dollars
from Wall Street investors and from Wall Street investors and from Wall Street investors and
fools alike, this man represents fools alike, this man represents fools alike, this man represents
the epitome of selfishness and the epitome of selfishness and the epitome of selfishness and
greed. Luckily he was stopped be-greed. Luckily he was stopped be-greed. Luckily he was stopped be-
fore his greed got in the way of fore his greed got in the way of fore his greed got in the way of
overall progress, to bad his image overall progress, to bad his image overall progress, to bad his image
has inspired countless more on to-has inspired countless more on to-has inspired countless more on to-
day’s Wall Street.day’s Wall Street.day’s Wall Street. Possessing a nationalistic Possessing a nationalistic Possessing a nationalistic
ideology that made him a ideology that made him a ideology that made him a
legend, this man epito-legend, this man epito-legend, this man epito-
mized the American of mized the American of mized the American of
the mid 19th century. De-the mid 19th century. De-the mid 19th century. De-
spite wanting the best for spite wanting the best for spite wanting the best for
his growing nation, he cre-his growing nation, he cre-his growing nation, he cre-
ated a series of events ated a series of events ated a series of events
that would lead to his that would lead to his that would lead to his
down fall.down fall.down fall.
G o r d o n G e k k o
Bill the Butcher
Reapers
A sentient race of starships stretch-
ing over 2 km in height, these
“machines” show just how far and
how powerful technology can go and
how destructive it can be. Not much
is known about the machines except
that they are found in myths and
legends throughout galactic culture.
A very cunning and cold A very cunning and cold
individual, this man individual, this man
represents the caged animal represents the caged animal
found literally within the found literally within the
personalities of today’s typical personalities of today’s typical
cubicle bound male. Although cubicle bound male. Although
his methods were harsh and his methods were harsh and
his vocabulary amusing his his vocabulary amusing his
idea was to liberate the world idea was to liberate the world
from its materialistic shackles from its materialistic shackles
and make society new again. and make society new again.
Maybe next time.Maybe next time.
Tyler Durden
No need to specify certain individuals as their
statements and beliefs are spread across them and
the 21st century Republican Party. In short, they all
want more for the wealthy at any cost, little to no
change in progressive ideas and concepts nor do
they see “outside the bubble” as comedian Bill
Maher puts it so clearly.
The Collective Republican 2012 Nominees
Ted NugentTed NugentTed Nugent
A notoriously conservative “musician”, A notoriously conservative “musician”, A notoriously conservative “musician”,
Ted Nugent has made graphic remarks Ted Nugent has made graphic remarks Ted Nugent has made graphic remarks about almost everyone from President about almost everyone from President about almost everyone from President
Obama and Hilary Clinton to animal Obama and Hilary Clinton to animal Obama and Hilary Clinton to animal
rights activists. Before making any rights activists. Before making any rights activists. Before making any
sort of remark about others, he should sort of remark about others, he should sort of remark about others, he should
remember how he dodged the draft of remember how he dodged the draft of remember how he dodged the draft of
the 70’s and that his career is...less the 70’s and that his career is...less the 70’s and that his career is...less
than desirable.than desirable.than desirable. Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan
A once gifted and charming A once gifted and charming
actress now turned bag of actress now turned bag of
chemicals, this specimen repre-chemicals, this specimen repre-
sents how Hollywood changes the sents how Hollywood changes the
face of innocent young lives and face of innocent young lives and
turns them into...whatever Ms. turns them into...whatever Ms.
Lohan happens to be.Lohan happens to be.
Tara ReidTara ReidTara Reid
Much like Ms. Lohan, a once promising Much like Ms. Lohan, a once promising Much like Ms. Lohan, a once promising
young actress turned even bugger bag young actress turned even bugger bag young actress turned even bugger bag of chemicals and artificial parts, Ms. of chemicals and artificial parts, Ms. of chemicals and artificial parts, Ms.
Reid has not only become another Lohan Reid has not only become another Lohan Reid has not only become another Lohan
but has also been in some of the least but has also been in some of the least but has also been in some of the least
entertaining films of all time. She is entertaining films of all time. She is entertaining films of all time. She is
also our 3rd worst “celebrity” along also our 3rd worst “celebrity” along also our 3rd worst “celebrity” along
with the former two.with the former two.with the former two.
Jennifer LopezJennifer LopezJennifer Lopez
A once charming and A once charming and A once charming and
utterly euphoric utterly euphoric utterly euphoric
singer now turned sell singer now turned sell singer now turned sell
out and “gold digger”, out and “gold digger”, out and “gold digger”,
Jennifer Lopez has Jennifer Lopez has Jennifer Lopez has
been inducted into the been inducted into the been inducted into the
“Selling Out to money “Selling Out to money “Selling Out to money
and Husband Hopping and Husband Hopping and Husband Hopping
Hall of Fame”Hall of Fame”Hall of Fame”
CuisineCuisineCuisine
Ginger Snap Cookie Sandwiches With Ginger Snap Cookie Sandwiches With Ginger Snap Cookie Sandwiches With
Cardamom Almond Ice Cream Cardamom Almond Ice Cream Cardamom Almond Ice Cream
Chefs lately seem to be whipping up a Chefs lately seem to be whipping up a Chefs lately seem to be whipping up a
goat cheesecake with cherries jubilee. goat cheesecake with cherries jubilee. goat cheesecake with cherries jubilee.
But this slightly spicy ice cream sandwich But this slightly spicy ice cream sandwich But this slightly spicy ice cream sandwich
seems tantalizing. Mellow but bold and seems tantalizing. Mellow but bold and seems tantalizing. Mellow but bold and
great!great!great!
Tamarind Glazed Chicken Breast Tamarind Glazed Chicken Breast Tamarind Glazed Chicken Breast
With Barbecue Baked Beans With Barbecue Baked Beans With Barbecue Baked Beans
The bold aroma of a glazed chicken is The bold aroma of a glazed chicken is The bold aroma of a glazed chicken is
enough to water the mouths of the enough to water the mouths of the enough to water the mouths of the
heartiest folk. In combination with an heartiest folk. In combination with an heartiest folk. In combination with an
equally bold baked bean combo, this dish equally bold baked bean combo, this dish equally bold baked bean combo, this dish
is well worth a try.is well worth a try.is well worth a try.
Chilled MangoChilled MangoChilled Mango
&&&
Texas Clover Honey Soup Texas Clover Honey Soup Texas Clover Honey Soup
A strange mix of mango with local A strange mix of mango with local A strange mix of mango with local
Texan ingredients, this soup is known to Texan ingredients, this soup is known to Texan ingredients, this soup is known to
have a delightful spice with a multitude have a delightful spice with a multitude have a delightful spice with a multitude
of other rather sweet and mellow fla-of other rather sweet and mellow fla-of other rather sweet and mellow fla-
vors.vors.vors.
Chicken Fried Bacon On A Bleu Chicken Fried Bacon On A Bleu Chicken Fried Bacon On A Bleu
Cheese Biscuit Cheese Biscuit Cheese Biscuit
Typically, anything that is chicken fried Typically, anything that is chicken fried Typically, anything that is chicken fried
would be found at a state fair along with would be found at a state fair along with would be found at a state fair along with
other greasy unmentionables. However, other greasy unmentionables. However, other greasy unmentionables. However,
this one is actually quite the black sheep this one is actually quite the black sheep this one is actually quite the black sheep
of that group being served alongside the of that group being served alongside the of that group being served alongside the
Fitness Routines
By: Bane
Readers!! while I was busy breaking Batman I found these
to be super nice! These do work and are backed by sci-
ence, Nightwing told me this too, so try them out and see
what works.
The Routine:
Monday-Chest & Shoulders
Saturday/Sunday– rest you worm!!
Bench Press 3 sets 10 reps
Incline/Decline Bench Press 3 sets 10 reps
Dumbbell Press 3 sets 8 reps
Dumbbell Fly’s 3 sets 10 reps
Tuesday-ARMS!!!!!
Wednesday– back & legs
Lat Pull Downs 3 sets 8 reps
Wide Grip Pull Downs 3 sets 8 reps
Cable Pulls 3 sets 10 reps for all cables
Squats 3 sets 8 reps 1 minute rest in between
Lunges 3 sets 20 reps
Thursday– ARMS!!!!!
Friday– REPEAT MONDAY!
Channel The Anger! By: Bane
Readers! After watching Tom Hardy play myself in
The Dark Knight Rises, I thought for once to let you
all in on my power! Here are some basic tips on how
YOU can be as powerful as me.
UNDERSTAND AND CONTROL
THE SOURCE!
Rage starts when your wants
aren’t met. That means feeling
threatened, being let down,
pushed on, lack of recogni-
tion...identify these and take
control of it!
HARNESS THE POWER!
When someone fails you, tell them loud and clear why this is not acceptable & how you would have done it!
Evaluate the action!
I hate to say it, but after you make an action, look at
what you did and see what the result is. Good or bad?
It’s hip to fight crime!
...Or cause it?
I t was a sunny cloudless day in Greenwich when I sat down with
New York City’s latest and dare I might say strangest group of
crime fighters I’ve ever come across. Actually the weather was quite
dreary but any who, I sat down with the leaders of New York’s very
own group of crime fighting hipsters known as The Knights of Green-
wich Village. Crime fighting hipsters? “Oh you’re too funny Joker”
some may say, but this is quite the truth. The hipsters in question,
The Knights of Greenwich Village, are an increasingly growing group of
vigilante’s known for brutality that would make even the dictators of
days long past say “Oh, those guys are crazy!” Well the duo leaders,
Tyler Negron and Jake Gomez, very clearly live up to that title as seen
in the following interview.
Joker: Hey guys! I’m a big fan of your work, though I might want to lay off the thugs…save some for old Joker here eh!?. Jake: Yea, I figured there was enough to go around…but if you say so. Joker: You’re convinced pretty easy I see… Tyler: *coughs* Joker: Oh I’m sorry my dear, let’s get on with this shall we? Tyler: Yes please. Joker: Alrighty, what made you two decide to start up The Knights of Greenwich Village? (KGV)
Jake: Well, long story short, we were tired of being mis-treated; so we decided to do something about it and came up with KGV. Tyler: Exactly, the N.Y.P.D does do a good job at times and I love them for what they do, but at other times…they never seem to take peo-ple like us seriously. Rather than let our kind… Joker: Hipsters? Tyler: No, I mean young peo-ple expressing themselves in today’s chaotic world. Joker: Mhmmm right, go on.
Tyler: Rather than let our kind be pushed around and beaten by local thugs, we would turn the tables on them and show the world that we are NOT to be crossed.
Joker: Well I’ll be darned little lady *laughing*.
Well, you two have done just that, New York did experience the lowest crime rate since it was a colony; but after a while some New Yorkers now feel that, YOU’RE now the thugs that you sought to get rid of. Crime in greater New York now looks KGV driven, funded, and all those other adjectives I can’t seem to spell.
Tyler: Quite the contrary actually, while I do admit that our tactics are not …suited for everyone, they get the job done and sends a message. In regards to things allegedly being influenced by us, most of it is NOT true. Much like how Guy Fawkes’ image is used in rebellion to an establishment that some don’t like, the KGV has been used as a mascot for the stupidest of things.
Jake: I mean seriously, did you see the groups of kids in Union Square the other week? Ridiculous! Chanting all those things they said…using our name no less and then the media has the nerve to say it was all our fault! We do not endorse government overthrows like the old “Occupy” movement once did, we just want peace in the metropolitan area.
Joker: Alrighty, next question! Once crime is gone from New York, what do you intend to do? Fight more crime elsewhere? Find a real job perhaps?
Jake: Well, we hope to maintain the peace form no gangs and no crime. Hey, maybe we’ll go into stopping
online crimes…
Joker: Maybe expand into New Jersey, lord knows they need it *laughs*
Tyler: Yes, maybe.
Joker: Tell me about yourselves, I’m just dying to find out myself.
Jake: Well, I was born and raised here in New York, lived in Putnam County for a while, and now I live here with the real KGV members and Tyler over here.
Tyler: Same here, New Yorker born and raised. Both of us are from good families I might add. Other than that…
Joker: BORING! Where’s the action, where’s the drama? I’m certain you two have seen you’re fair share of it.
Jake: Yes yes, while there were up’s and down’s we never really had Mi-chael Bay-esque adventures nor did we have overly dramatic episodes take place.
Joker: Well anyways, last question guys. What do you think is in your future? Maybe New York’s future in regards to crime? What would us mortals do without you?
Tyler: The future of the KGV is es-sentially dependant on crime and vice versa.
Jake: Where there is crime, there is us to stop it. When there is none, we’ll be going back to everyday rou-tine until crime rears its ugly head once more...
Mischief &
Fortune
Table of Contents
The 5 Top Three’s
Cover Story
The Inspirational 5: The 5 top
Five’s You Should Encounter
“V”
A charming fellow of sorts, this hero sought
to break the shackles of a tyranny thwart-
ing to ruin a great people. His followers
have sought to spread this concept of his
throughout the world from North Africa to
the Middle East and shown just how power-
ful “the people” are.
What is known is literature and drama as an “antiWhat is known is literature and drama as an “anti--
hero” this fellow liberated mankind from the whim hero” this fellow liberated mankind from the whim
of the Greek gods. Oddly enough, this wasn’t even of the Greek gods. Oddly enough, this wasn’t even
remotely close to his original goal; none the less, remotely close to his original goal; none the less,
he has given the men in his universe a choice, a he has given the men in his universe a choice, a
choice that is not over seen by deities but by choice that is not over seen by deities but by
themselves.themselves.
Kratos
Spawn
Another famous “anti-hero”, this grue-
some individual was once a puppet for
the demons of the underworld until he
broke his ties and turned the tables on
his puppet masters. Spawn puts his
readers on “the edge of the seats” with
almost every action he takes. Luckily,
non have fallen off their seats!
Nathan Drake A dashing young adventurer, Na-
than Drake has traveled the world
in an Indiana Jones inspired treas-
ure hunt turned “save the world”
experience. His charismatic, boyish,
and often sarcastic attitude has
earned him a top spot on many hero
awards.
Female SheppardFemale Sheppard
“Hero of the Citadel”, “Conqueror of the “Hero of the Citadel”, “Conqueror of the
Collectors”, and “Savior of the Galaxy”. Collectors”, and “Savior of the Galaxy”.
These are just some of the titles given These are just some of the titles given
to the most driven protagonist I’ve had to the most driven protagonist I’ve had
the pleasure of meeting. Her charm can the pleasure of meeting. Her charm can
sway the opinions of entire galactic sway the opinions of entire galactic
species, her wrath can be felt from species, her wrath can be felt from
Earth to the Perseus Veil; in short, she Earth to the Perseus Veil; in short, she
is found in the hearts and souls of all is found in the hearts and souls of all
individuals and inspires them to go above individuals and inspires them to go above
and beyond.and beyond.
No Clear Mind-Dream is
Destiny
A beautiful combination of
post rock and ambience, this
title seems to inspire the
dreams of its listeners, or at
the least, allows them to day
dream.
Afflitus
Initially not a fan of “metal”
music, I was somewhat
cautious in approaching this
group of musicians. Upon
listening to their music
however, I feel empowered
to rise up and rebel; of
course we may already know
of my work.
The Tony Danza Tap Dance
Extravaganza
As with the former group I
was hesitant to listen to this
music, sue in part to their
very amusing name. However,
their music empowers me
more so and features though
provoking lyrics.
40 Winks-Melancholia
This duo of “D’Js” as some
call them, have created some
truly unique blends of hip hop
inspired beats with smooth
rhythms. I hate to sound like
a broken record, but inspires
is what I hear and feel in
this title.
The Cancel-5 year
As with the remainder of
this most inspiring list, this
one brings fourth my inner
“fashionista” as many would
call it.
Top 5 Inspirational Works of Music
Brad Pitt
This dashing young fellow
does more than just woo the
masses with striking facial
features and chiseled pecs.
In fact, he has been noted
for helping and funding the
building of brand new homes
for residents of New Or-
leans’s Ninth Ward district in
the aftermath of hurricane
Katrina. These aren’t just
your run of the mill trailers,
much to the dismay of
F.E.M.A, they are full family
sized homes that are de-
signed in such ways as to not
topple in the event of another
Katrina-like storm.
Anne Hathaway
This most lovely starlet has
championed L.G.B.T rights for
a few recent years and has
actually “quit” Catholicism for
her gay older brother. She’s
quoted from British G.Q
“"The whole family converted
to Episcopalianism after my
elder brother came out”
"Why should I support an or-
ganization that has a limited
view of my beloved brother?"
While M&F does not advocate
anti-religious behavior, it
does open up a new train of
thought, simply put, instead of supporting those who don’t support me, I’ll just take my-self and leave.
Oprah Winfrey
On average, Oprah makes ap-
proximately $260 million per
year, and her net worth to-
tals at more than $1 billion.
Last year, Oprah donated
more than $50 million to vari-
ous charities, including her
own Oprah's Angel Network,
which provides education,
health care and advocacy for
women and children world-
wide.
Matt Damon Matt Damon
Damon has been involved Damon has been involved
in campaigns aimed at in campaigns aimed at
stopping the Darfur war. stopping the Darfur war.
He is also the founder of He is also the founder of
H2O Africa which H2O Africa which
merged with Water Part-merged with Water Part-
ners to create water.org ners to create water.org
that was addressing that was addressing
the water crisis in Af-the water crisis in Af-
rica.rica.
Damon is also a board Damon is also a board
member of Tonic Mail member of Tonic Mail
stopper whose work is to stopper whose work is to
try and stop the flow of try and stop the flow of
junk mails and cutting of junk mails and cutting of
trees to conserve the en-trees to conserve the en-
vironment.vironment.
Damon’s support towards Damon’s support towards
the efforts of One Cam-the efforts of One Cam-
paign in the fight against paign in the fight against
Aids and poverty in third Aids and poverty in third
world countries has been world countries has been
immense.immense.
An ambassador of ONEX-An ambassador of ONEX-
ONE he has been fight-ONE he has been fight-
ing to improve the lives ing to improve the lives
of children at home in of children at home in
Canada, United States Canada, United States
and around the worldand around the world
Sir Elton JohnSir Elton John
The man has accumulated The man has accumulated
a lot of wealth which he a lot of wealth which he
has been using to sup-has been using to sup-
port the fit against Aids port the fit against Aids
in the world. Through the in the world. Through the
Elton John AIDS Foun-Elton John AIDS Foun-
dation, he has raised dation, he has raised
over than $125 million to over than $125 million to
support programs in the support programs in the world.world.
Fitness with Night Wing Fitness with Night Wing
Hey readers, for this months’ issue I’ll be telling you Hey readers, for this months’ issue I’ll be telling you
all about the latest routines and diet tips that I’ve all about the latest routines and diet tips that I’ve
found most helpful. Yes, these are legitimate and yes, found most helpful. Yes, these are legitimate and yes,
they do work if you stick to them. Reading many other they do work if you stick to them. Reading many other
fitness related articles, I’ve seen that it’s much too fitness related articles, I’ve seen that it’s much too
long to read through or even understand, so to help long to read through or even understand, so to help
you guys out I’ve put down a short chart of my you guys out I’ve put down a short chart of my
“normal” routine and some miscellaneous points in my “normal” routine and some miscellaneous points in my
diet and supplementations.diet and supplementations.
Believe it or not, carbs can be your friends! So long as you know how lieve it or not, carbs can be your friends! So long as you know how
to properly measure how much you take in, below is a high and low carb to properly measure how much you take in, below is a high and low carb
diet to help get those pounds off.diet to help get those pounds off.
High Carb Day
Low Carb Day
Meal 1 7 am 2 pieces of Wheat Toast
6 Scrambled Eggs
1 glass of Skim Milk
Meal 2 9 am 1 Whey Protein Shake
Meal 3 12 pm 6-8 Ounce Turkey Breast
1/2 Cups Brown Rice
1/2 Cups Vegetables
Meal 4 (post workout) 3 pm 40 Gram Protein Shake
1 Banana
1 Gatorade
Meal 5 6 pm 1 scoop of any casein protein 1 glass of skim milk 1 Cups Vegetable
Meal 6 9 pm 2 Cups Cottage Cheese
Meal 1 7 am
1 Cup Oatmeal
4 Scrambled Eggs
1 Glass of Skim Milk
Meal 2 9 am 1 Whey Protein Shake
Meal 3 12 pm
6-8 Ounce Lean Fish
1 Cups Brown Rice
1 Cups Vegetable
Meal 4 (post
workout) 3 pm
40 Gram Protein Shake
1 Banana
1 Gatorade
Meal 5 6 pm
1 Baked Potato
8-10 Ounce Steak
1 Cups Vegetable
Meal 6 9 pm 2 Cups Cottage Cheese
The Everyday Man:
The True Superhero’s Fighting crime in the mean dirty streets of Gotham is
nothing short of a hard days’ work. The criminals are
tenacious and the crime rampant, something that only
a “super hero” can seem handle. I bring to you readers
just one of the real super hero’s of the world, not of a
comic book based work of fiction. The everyday man.
I recently sat down with F.D.N.Y potential Roberto
Negron as he tells me his story of rising from living a
hardened life New York City’s Bronx county up to his
upcoming test to be a fire fighter. We also go into his
personal life as he shows us a side of the super hero
that only a select few have seen.
Batman: Good evening, Mr. Negron, it’s a pleasure to
sit down and talk with you today.
Roberto: Thanks Batman, it’s a pleasure to be here.
Batman: So you came up from a good family in New
York’s Bronx county and so far have aspirations of be-
ing in the F.D.N.Y. Why is that?
Roberto: To keep a long story short Batman, I’ve just
wanted to do some good in this world for a long time.
Seeing you do your thing out there is nothing short of
extraordinary, I’d like to do something like that...in
my own attainable way of course.
Batman: Batman: Well that’s great if I do say so myself. It always Well that’s great if I do say so myself. It always
helps the world when we have fine people helping each helps the world when we have fine people helping each
other in their own way.other in their own way.
RobertoRoberto: And to be honest, it’s not even that hard, you : And to be honest, it’s not even that hard, you
just have to get up, look in the mirror, and say to yourself just have to get up, look in the mirror, and say to yourself
“ You need to do something today!”. Doesn’t matter what it “ You need to do something today!”. Doesn’t matter what it
is you do, just get up and do it.is you do, just get up and do it.
Batman: Batman: In your case, this is doing good for N.Y.C by be-In your case, this is doing good for N.Y.C by be-
ing a fire fighter?ing a fire fighter?
Roberto: Roberto: Exactly!Exactly!
Batman: To wrap this up, I’ve recently heard you have Batman: To wrap this up, I’ve recently heard you have
relations with a certain Jake Gomez of the Knights of relations with a certain Jake Gomez of the Knights of
Greenwich Village, what is that all about?Greenwich Village, what is that all about?
Roberto: Roberto: (ha(ha--ha) Nothing bad if that’s what you’re think-ha) Nothing bad if that’s what you’re think-
ing, we’re second cousins. He tells me of all the bad press ing, we’re second cousins. He tells me of all the bad press
him & his group get….they’re not bad people, just mis-him & his group get….they’re not bad people, just mis-
guided and missguided and miss--judgedjudged
Batman: Batman: I understand, well thank you for giving the time I understand, well thank you for giving the time
to sit down for this issue, M&F wish you the best of luck to sit down for this issue, M&F wish you the best of luck
in your endeavors.in your endeavors.