Mannix Messenger – Issue 11, May 20, 2013 Page 1

MESSENGERIssue 11

May 20, 2013

Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Mannix College Students’ Society

DON’T USE THE INTERNET.In an effort to find something interesting to put here I looked up scary facts and by jove I will never do that again. The first one I read went something alone the lines of “If you wake up suddenly in the night there is a 60% chance someone is watching you”. And while the rational part of me says this can’t be right, the illogical side says I’m never sleeping with my door unlocked again.

Lorem Ipsum

FUNCTION THIS WEEK COMING UPPIMPS AND PROS

Prepare your whole spiritual physical and mental person for this function. It’s the last one of Semester 1 so I expect to see you all there in your night finery.

All the usual drinks and entry prices with hot food and entertainment.

Mon, 20th May:

Study Night

Wed, 22nd May:

Fellows Formal Dinner

and

Jazz Night

Thur, 23rd May:

Pimps and Pros

Mon, 27th May:

RA Info Night 6.30pm dining hall

Tues, 28th May:

NAAUC Elections

Wed, 29th May:

Formal Dinner

Fri, 31st May:

Unforgettaball

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Jangles - Prez Had  the  NAAUC  pres  lunch  and    made  some  good  connections  with  Melbourne  colleges.  Discussed  meeting  techniques  and  professionalism.  Also  spoke  about  NAAUC  election  nominations.  

Saxon - VPThanks  for  the  50  responses  to  the  mid  year  survey,  but  it  would  be  awesome  to  get  more.  We  really  improve  from  this  feedback  and  love  to  hear  what  you  have  to  say.

Ball  Recovery  Day  is  booked  for  1  June,  where  we  can  all  recover  with  the  help  of  $3.50  parmas  (translation:  parmies)  and  $5.00  spirits.Also,  Dooley’s  is  keen  for  a  big  end  of  semester  party  exclusively  for  Mannix  students.  Date  to  be  announced.  

Rhys - Sexetary Endeavour  to  be  more  vigilant  in  his  proRile.  

Four  party  busses  organised  unless  we  can  get  enough  interest  for  another.  Footy  jerseys  have  been  ordered.  Wondered  what  the  similarity  was?  They’re  pretty  similar.  Same  design  as  last  year.  Sports  shirts  have  been  late  this  year  due    to  Dooley’s  sponsorship  and  a  change  of  company.  They  started  making  them  in  week  Rive  or  six.    

Hatchy - TreasurerThanks  for  all  the  help  with  receipts  over  the  last  few  weeks.

Zoe – BallCorrespondence:  approximately  350  ball  tickets  sold  so  far.  We  need  to  sell  440  to  break  even  and  go  ahead.  Get  your  friends  tickets  now.  We  have  to  pay  venue  7  days  before  event  so  we  need  to  be  pushing  ticket  sales.

Rach and Moufles – SportSoccer  was  postponed  due  to  bad  weather.  Rescheduled  for  next  sem.

Bowling:  ME  won  BW  second  BE  and  MW  tied  third  TE  Rifth  TW  Last  Lasertag:  TE  won  BE  second  BW  third  MW  fourth  TW  Rifth  ME  SUX.

GOLF  social  game  this  weekend.  Will  tee  it  up  with  the  Glen  Waverly    club  other  clubs  are  sub  par.

Magsy and Rupe - Functions Pimps  and  Pros  this  week.  Get  wicked  keen.  

Fletch and Em - Communicationspigeon  has  Rinally  come  out.  Get  around  it.  

Gena - Communitynothing  to  report  

Chandler - ActivitiesSki  trip  moved  to  11th  12th  weekend  of  sem  two  due  to  interschool  skiing  competition.

Andy- Culturejazz  night:  any  performers  talk  to  Andy  as  per  the  FB  post

General BusinessPeter  just  got  motioned.  He  will  spearhead  the  Kindle  book  poll.

THE APPROXIMATE WORDS THAT WERE SAID. YEP.

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