Manly show "Fire Bros" Script

7/29/2019 Manly show "Fire Bros" Script

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Animated trilogy

Ep1FIRE BROS

Written by Timothy MerksTimothy Merks & Christien Clegg 2012


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FIRE BROS

EXT URBTOPIA NIGHT

We see a helicopter over a sprawling city as large fire explosions blow up in ourface. The city is under attack

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EXT STREET LEVEL NIGHT

Sirens are blaring, the fire truck's lights are flashing and standing in the middle ofit all is a Danny Devito looking fire chief who is trying to keep the sweat

pouring off his face with a handkerchief. Another fire explosion goes off down thestreet

Fire chiefJesus another one. Who have we got that can head out there?

Standing next to the chief is a sharply dressed, hair combed straight and perfectman named Stanley. He adjusts his glasses and checks his clipboard

StanleyTrucks 1 to 3 are putting out the orphanage fire uptown,trucks 4 and 5 are putting out the pet orphanage firedowntown, 6, 7 and 8 are putting out the senior orphanagecentre in Westville and 9 through to 15 are putting out theEastville forest blaze.

Fire chiefWe don't need to so many trucks saving trees!!!

StanleyThere' a orphanage jamboree being held in the Eastville forest

Fire chiefOh.. how ma-

Stanley

-20 thousand Orphans

Fire Chief*@#$@**&%#!!! We can't manage this!!!

StanleyWe do have truck 16

Fire chiefWHAT?! NO WAY!!! We can't use them, they are the only thingkeeping any money in my department

(voice O/C)SIR!


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We look over to see truck 16 and the backs of 3 firemen and 1 dalmatian posingdramatically.

A disco ball is lowered in. The lights and the music thumps. The fire men turnaround revealing that only their fire jackets and their helmets are standard issue,

everything else is sexy calendar stripper firemen

Fireman George -eousWith all due respect, despite our ridiculous hot bodies, we were

born to fight fire

Fireman AbbtacularWhile keeping it hot

Fireman Long JohnWe're here and we need to spread to love tonight mate

Even the Dalmatian is super ripped who barks in agreement with his truck team,then winks at a poodle who faints.

ChiefBut without the money your calenders bring in, our departmentwont survive

Another explosion goes off.

StanleyI think there might be more important things than our bottom line

The chief reluctantly gives his approval to the boys who all high five.

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EXT ANOTHER ORPHANAGE INT/EXT

The 3 fire bros and their dog stand in front of the flaming orphanage. Long Johnputs down a ghetto blaster and presses play. They tap their feet to the jam.

We sweep inside through the flames to ra oom full of orphans who's fear changesto surprised curiosity as they hear the beats.

The Fire bros now dance into action. With sexy choreographed firefighting movesthey put out the flames and save the orphans. Dancing up ladders, sliding in theroom on their knees, thrusting their groins at the flames because that's how theyroll.

The music stops and the fire is all out and all the orphans are happy and safearound the manly Bros. Their Dalmatian all the sudden gets a scent and rushes off.

The Bros run after their dog


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The Dalmatian runs around the corner to see a shady man getting ready to lightanother fire. The 3 fire bros and the dalmatian surround Shady and move in onhim

Shady McShade

What are you going to do? Beat me up? I'LL NEVER TALK

AbbtactularBaby, We're lovers not fighters

The begin grind dancing against shady with their hot man (and dog) bodies. Thepressure is too much for Shady

SHADYALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'LL TALK. It was that squareguy from the Fire department that put me up to this.

He wants to move the fire department into the privatesector. I have all the evidence in this conveniently labelledAll the evidence folder

George-eous Abbtacular Long John The dalmatianEGADS!!!! ZOUNDS!!! CRIKEY!!! ARF!!!!

Their muscles all tighten crushing Shady between their pecks. They realise theirmanliness has killed him and they all do an awkward collar pull.

George-eous then holds up the All the evidence folder.

George-eousWe have to get this evidence to the Chief right away!

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EXT BACK TO THE CHIEF NIGHT

The Chiefs eyes are filled with rage as he reads the folder. Stanley comes

whistling in and looks over the Chiefs shoulder and realises things aren't lookinggood for him

StanleyWait Chief, they are all lies! Fabrications! Where did you get this?

He looks up to see the fire bros and then Stanley loses his composure. His hairbegins to fall loosely over his face, his eyes start going mad.

StanelyYOU!!! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

FIRE?!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE!YOU'RE JUST IDIODIC MALE BIMBOS


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AbbtacularBaby please, I'm so much hotter than fire

Long JohnWell mate, despite it making us even more unbelievably hotterand slippery like a goanna, the body oil we use is also fire

retardant

StanleyYOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDENT!! THIS WHOLEDEPARTMENT IS RETARDENT! YOU WILL NEVER PUTOUT ALL THESE FIRES AND SAVE ALL THOSEORPHANS

The Chief punches Stanley who drops to the ground unconscious.

Chief

These men are heroes and tonight we will need every hero wecan get (He hulks out making his shirt explode off) grease meup boys we have a city to save

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Ext URBTOPIA Night

From the skyline we see the fires going out as disco lights and stripper musicreplaces the flames.

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EXT LATER

All the fire bros and the chief are sitting around with their underpants filled withdollar bills. The chief turns to the bros and says

ChiefBoys you do more than just bring in money, you bring us joy,

love and crazy amounts of money. Thank you truck 16. You'vecome through for the fire department once again

Everyone bro-hugs out and then fire truck 16 drives off into the sunrise.

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INT JAIL SHOWER

All the prisoners are grind dancing against a horrified faced Stanley to the samefire bros music.

THE END

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Manly show "Fire Bros" Script