Life’s Mysteries

How can Tweety Bird keep his balance on that bloody swing with such a massive head?

If Popeye y Olive Oyl are single and never had Sex... Then where the hell did Popeye Jr. come

from and why does he look so much likeWimpy the Hamburger Addict?

If the Coyote had enough money to buy thousands of crappy ACME devices

to trap the Roadrunner, why didn’t he ever justgo out and buy himself some nice BBQ chicken

With Chips and a Coke?

Why did Superman, Batman and everyone inthe Justice League where their undies

over their pants?

Thinking about the effect that Spinach hason Popeye... ¿was it really Spinach?

¿Maybe it was marijuana mixed with cocaine?

What kind of shit do the seven dwarves drink

so that after 20 hours of work they can walkout of that mine singing and whistling, the

little bastards?

Don’t you think that the Pink Panther was the first Gay Culture icon which was mass marketed?

The Pink Panther.. ¿was it he or she?Had it had an operation or not? Why was it always

naked and you could never see “it”?

Why did Little Red Riding Hood have to ask somany questions before realising that Grandma was really the Big Bad Wolf?. Was she mentally challenged or blind ?

Why do all the Disney characters wear white gloves and only have four fingers?

Maybe it’s a subliminal message confirmingextraterrestrial life?

How could Heidi’s Grandfather maintain achalet in the Swiss Alps on the crappy pension?

Why does the Incredible Hulk manage todestroy all his clothes except his pants?

Are they stretchy? Or is he just VERY small down there?

Why do all the bad guys want to destroy the planet?Where the hell to they expect to live afterwards?

IDIOTS!

And, why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmaswhen they lived WAY before Christ?