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PUBLISHER - Joshua Karp [email protected] @jkarp; facebook.com/joshuakarp MANAGING EDITOR - Beverly Kim [email protected]; @bkeins Friday, July 6th, 2012 Lakeview - Belmont Edition Chicago The Top Sheet TM Like The Internet, Only Flammable Assistant Publisher - Brianna Wellen: [email protected]; Operations Manager - Ashley Price: [email protected]; Social Media Manager - Candice Silva: [email protected] LOCAL Why advertise in The Top Sheet? Cost effective way for local businesses to directly reach consumers in the neighbor- hood. Available to local residents to promote yard sales, block parties, art exhibits, etc. to other residents directly in the area. This is one Advertising Unit (AU) 2.54” 1” $20.00 per issue (day) per location. An AU can contain text or graphics. Local branches of major chains can direct neighborhood residents to their specific location. Receive tailored ad placement next to stories and blog posts that relate most closely to what is being advertised. How to advertise in The Top Sheet? Ad Units start as low as $20 with more deals and discounts for the more ads you buy. It’s that simple. For more information, call (312) 305-1000. ADVERTISE If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the City from: The Chicago Tribune; Jennifer Delgado, Mitchell Smith and Dawn Rhodes With little relief in sight, even with a few flash downpours cooling things down, weather history in the city will soon be made. The record was set in 1936 when it hit 105 degrees in the city, and though it may have seemed to hit at least that in summers past, we Chicagoans won’t know what a true cruel summer is until later today when it’s expected to scorch past the standing record. Buy plenty of popsicles, and stay cool. Some people wait all year for the joy and excite- ment that comes with an hour-long dramatic 4th of July pyrotechnic display, or as they did in San Di- ego this year, a 15 second-long disappointing ex- plosion. A crowd of hundreds of thousands showed up hours early to get a glimpse of one of the big- gest firework displays in the country only to see it go up in smoke after a glitch lit everything at once. from: Los Angeles Times, Ron Lin NATIONAL Fire-Don’t-Works In sad news that too often comes with warmer tem- peratures, violence in the city this week has left five dead and 37 wounded by gun violence since 5 p.m. on Tuesday, all deaths and 21 injuries taking place on the 4th of July alone. from: The Chicagoist, Chuck Sudo LOCAL Along with the impending closure of famed chef Charlie Trotter’s self-titled Lincoln Park restau- rant, its little sister take out joint, Trotter’s To Go, has been shut down. Though the main restaurant won’t close until August, Trotter wanted to make a clean-cut with To-Go so he wouldn’t spread him- self too thin. There are no plans for a new restau- rant leaving the city Charlie Trotter-less. from: Chicago Sun-Times, Sandra Guy NEIGHBORHOOD Trotter’s Closes Kumbuya is the place where you tell the world what you want, meet people who want the same thing and connect with businesses and people who will help you get it! Sign up now at www.kumbuya.com and join our featured “wants!” “Want” created by Chris Mahlmann “Want” created by Samantha Harris “Want” created by Brianna Wellen “I want to pay $35 for a $75 jet ski rental at Windy City Watersports at Windy City Water- sports in Chicago, IL and I’ll get 10 people to join me.” “I want to pay $10 for $20 worth of pizza at State Street Pizza Company in Chicago, IL and I’ll get 12 people to join me.” “I want to pay $20 for a $40 worth of open bar wristband package at Proof Nightclub at Proof Chicago in Chicago, IL and I’ll get 10 people to join me.” Advertisement POLITICS With further proof that politicians often don’t even know what they support, presidential candidate Mitt Romney is flip-flopping on his feelings on whether health insurance mandates are a tax. With records of Romney’s contradicting views on the subject going back to June 2005, his most recent change of heart took place over only a matter of days after the supreme court ruling. Updates on this story will be constant as Romney continues to change his mind. from: Slate, William Saletan Flip-Floppin Romney Keeping true to their television commercial spots, Walgreen’s will keep its promise to be present on every corner in America, and they’re willing to spend $438 million to prove it. The dollars were dropped on a 144-store drug store chain in the southern United States, a distribution center, and corporate offices in Arkansas. from: Crain’s Chicago Business, Todd J. Behme BUSINESS Walgreen’s Becomes a Big Spender TECHNOLOGY Soon to be the Occupy movement’s best friend, the ACLU has released an Android app that allows us- ers to secretly record police without getting their phone taken away. Once it starts recording, the app immediately disappears with all evidence that any- thing is being taped, and just for good measure, all recordings are sent to the ACLU-New Jersey for storage and analysis of potential violations. Here’s hoping police don’t find out about the app and create a counter Android app that secretly arrests people. from: CNet, Elinor Mills App Tapes Cops, Hides Evidence HAPPENINGS Volleywood Beach Bash Saturday, July 7 - The Volleywood Beach Bash and Tournament Presented By Barefoot Wine & Bubbly is a one-day beach volleyball tournament with a beach party on North Avenue Beach. We’ll have a private area on the beach with an incredible entertainment lineup starting at noon. Hit DJ and performer Havana Brown will be headlining this year’s event! Chocolate & Dessert Fantasy Wednesday, July 11 - Come indulge yourself in a night full of sweets and shopping. Ladies Night Chicago and Cutting Edge Events have teamed up to bring you a night full of fashion, fun, and most importantly: chocolate! The evening will be packed wall to wall with delicious desserts in every flavor. Prepare to be pampered by hair, makeup, and nail teams all while satisfying your sweet tooth. Spoil yourself with an exclusive opportunity to shop more than 20 of the best local vendors in Chicago. A Cheeky Night at the Theater with Steppenwolf Wednesday, July 11 - Looking for fun things to do in Chicago? Join Cheeky for an amazing night at the legendary Steppenwolf Theatre! If you’re Cheeky and you know it, come out to see playwright’s An- ton Chekov’s famous Three Sisters. Well, since we know you’re Cheeky, we’re extending this special deal to you to enjoy a pre-party before the show with handcrafted pizzas, brushcetta, and wine at Sono - just down the street from the theater. Here comes the best part... you pay all $35 to enjoy this incredible night on the town. In a scientific turn that proves “Splash” was defi- nitely not based on a true story (sorry guys), The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has officially declared that mermaids are not real. Taking time out of monitoring climate change and population growth, NOAA searched for substantial evidence of the sea creatures’ and found none. from: The Associated Press, Sue Manning Mermaids Don’t Exist Jen Kirkman @JenKirkman Today in 1776, great intellects signed the Declaration of Independence. Today in 2012, the Feds had to announce that mermaids aren’t real. Copyright © @amyphotochicago Used with permission CALL FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS Photographers, join The Top Sheet Contributor Network at www.thetopsheet.com or email your photos to [email protected]. We’re al- ways looking for great shots around the city and whether you have the most top notch equipment or use an Instagram account, we want to publish your photos! Dan Wilbur @betterbooktitle I understand the Higgs Boson better than Mitt Romney understands his own stance on Healthcare. The worst part about getting Groupon emails in the comfort of your own home is that you don’t get to go to a mall to redeem deals. Thankfully, Sin- gapore is changing all that by opening Groupon’s first physical store in the Suntec City Mall. If it all works out overseas, it’s only a matter of time before Groupon stores pop-up in the U.S., but the deal site promises to still maintain the “site” part of its descriptor. from: CNet, Jacqueline Seng Groupon Manifests in Singapore Mall EVENTS The Nature of Influence The first Nature of Influence event will be held in Chicago on July 12, 2012. This is an invitation only event. Visit www.natureofinfluence.com to learn more and request an invitation. Copyright © Craig Shimala, cshimala.tumblr.com; Used with permission Those looking to escape the heat with a trip to the Shedd Aquarium weren’t so cool when the heat found them and caused a power outage. Emer- gency generators kicked-in in time to save the underwater critters relying on electricity, but more than 5,000 guests were evacuated. No word yet on when the Shedd will reopen or how the fish are handling the traumatic incident. from: Chicago Sun-Times Wire Under the Sea Power Outage As Heat Increases, So Does Violence ...continued from column 1 - NEIGHBORHOOD It’s like they always say, when one restaurant clos- es, another liquor store opens. Evolution Wines and Spirits will bring its fourth location to the Wrig- leyville neighborhood. But this isn’t your ordinary liquor store; Evolution will have the largest craft beer selection in the area and offer something called “Wine School,” the perfect form of educa- tion for the Wrigley crowds. from: NBC Chicago, Lisa Blade Wine and Beer for All! Despite strict rulings on Wimbledon towels in the past, it is no longer frowned upon when ten- nis players take the tournament towels after they play, because after all it’s a towel. Last year, towels made specifically for the competitors mysteriously disappeared and ended up in the possessions of the exact competitors they were specifically made for. Now that the nonsensical towel issue has been taken care of, the world can go back to mostly not watching tennis. from: The Wall Street Journal, Tom Perrotta SPORTS Towel Thrown In on Towel Issue Fri. 07/06 Movie Night at Wrigley Field e Blues Brothers 8:30PM @ Wrigley Field Fri. 07/06 Chicago To Paris with Booty Call, Kontinental Gangstas, Shuteye & more! 9PM @ Metro RSVP for No Cover before 10PM and REDUCED ADMISSION ALL NIGHT LONG

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If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the City

from:TheChicagoTribune;JenniferDelgado,MitchellSmithandDawnRhodesWithlittlereliefinsight,evenwithafewflashdownpourscoolingthingsdown,weatherhistoryinthecitywillsoonbemade.Therecordwassetin1936whenithit105degreesinthecity,andthoughitmayhaveseemedtohitatleastthatinsummerspast,weChicagoanswon’tknowwhatatruecruelsummerisuntillatertodaywhenit’sexpectedtoscorchpastthestandingrecord.Buyplentyofpopsicles,andstaycool.

Somepeoplewaitallyearforthejoyandexcite-mentthatcomeswithanhour-longdramatic4thofJulypyrotechnicdisplay,orastheydidinSanDi-egothisyear,a15second-longdisappointingex-plosion.Acrowdofhundredsofthousandsshoweduphoursearlytogetaglimpseofoneofthebig-gestfireworkdisplaysinthecountryonlytoseeitgoupinsmokeafteraglitchliteverythingatonce.

from:LosAngelesTimes,RonLin

NATIONAL

Fire-Don’t-Works

Insadnewsthattoooftencomeswithwarmertem-peratures, violence in the city thisweek has leftfivedeadand37woundedbygunviolencesince5p.m.onTuesday,alldeathsand21injuriestakingplaceonthe4thofJulyalone.

from:TheChicagoist,ChuckSudo

LOCAL

Alongwith the impendingclosureof famedchefCharlie Trotter’s self-titled Lincoln Park restau-rant,itslittlesistertakeoutjoint,Trotter’sToGo,hasbeen shutdown.Though themain restaurantwon’tcloseuntilAugust,Trotterwantedtomakeaclean-cutwithTo-Gosohewouldn’tspreadhim-selftoothin.Therearenoplansforanewrestau-rantleavingthecityCharlieTrotter-less.

from:ChicagoSun-Times,SandraGuy

NEIGHBORHOOD

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POLITICS

Withfurtherproofthatpoliticiansoftendon’tevenknow what they support, presidential candidateMitt Romney is flip-flopping on his feelings onwhetherhealthinsurancemandatesareatax.Withrecords of Romney’s contradicting views on thesubjectgoingback to June2005,hismost recentchangeof heart tookplace over only amatter ofdays after the supreme court ruling. Updates onthisstorywillbeconstantasRomneycontinuestochangehismind.

from:Slate,WilliamSaletan

Flip-Floppin Romney

Keepingtruetotheirtelevisioncommercialspots,Walgreen’swillkeepitspromisetobepresentonevery corner inAmerica, and they’re willing tospend$438million toprove it.Thedollarsweredropped on a 144-store drug store chain in thesouthernUnitedStates, a distribution center, andcorporateofficesinArkansas.

from:Crain’sChicagoBusiness,ToddJ.Behme

BUSINESS

Walgreen’s Becomes a Big Spender

TECHNOLOGY

SoontobetheOccupymovement’sbestfriend,theACLUhasreleasedanAndroidappthatallowsus-ers to secretly recordpolicewithoutgetting theirphonetakenaway.Onceitstartsrecording,theappimmediatelydisappearswithallevidencethatany-thingisbeingtaped,andjustforgoodmeasure,allrecordings are sent to theACLU-New Jersey forstorageandanalysisofpotentialviolations.Here’shoping police don’t find out about the app andcreateacounterAndroidapp thatsecretlyarrestspeople.

from:CNet,ElinorMills

App Tapes Cops, Hides Evidence

HAPPENINGS

Volleywood Beach Bash Saturday, July 7 - The Volleywood Beach Bashand Tournament Presented By BarefootWine &Bubblyisaone-daybeachvolleyball tournamentwithabeachpartyonNorthAvenueBeach.We’llhaveaprivateareaonthebeachwithanincredibleentertainment lineupstartingatnoon.HitDJandperformerHavanaBrownwill be headlining thisyear’sevent!Chocolate & Dessert FantasyWednesday, July 11 -Comeindulgeyourself inanight full of sweets and shopping. Ladies NightChicago and Cutting Edge Events have teamedup to bring you a night full of fashion, fun, andmostimportantly:chocolate!Theeveningwillbepackedwalltowallwithdeliciousdessertsineveryflavor. Prepare to be pampered by hair,makeup,and nail teams all while satisfying your sweettooth.Spoilyourselfwithanexclusiveopportunitytoshopmorethan20ofthebestlocalvendorsinChicago.A Cheeky Night at the Theater with Steppenwolf Wednesday, July 11 - LookingforfunthingstodoinChicago?JoinCheekyforanamazingnightatthelegendarySteppenwolfTheatre!Ifyou’reCheekyandyouknowit,comeouttoseeplaywright’sAn-tonChekov’sfamousThreeSisters.Well,sinceweknowyou’reCheeky,we’reextendingthisspecialdeal toyou toenjoyapre-partybefore the showwith handcrafted pizzas, brushcetta, and wine atSono-justdownthestreetfromthetheater.Herecomesthebestpart...youpayall$35toenjoythisincrediblenightonthetown.

Inascientificturnthatproves“Splash”wasdefi-nitelynotbasedonatruestory(sorryguys),TheNationalOceanicandAtmosphericAdministrationhasofficiallydeclaredthatmermaidsarenotreal.Takingtimeoutofmonitoringclimatechangeandpopulationgrowth,NOAAsearchedforsubstantialevidenceoftheseacreatures’andfoundnone.

from:TheAssociatedPress,SueManningMermaids Don’t Exist

Jen Kirkman @JenKirkman

Today in 1776, great intellects signed theDeclarationofIndependence.Todayin2012,the Feds had to announce that mermaidsaren’treal.

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Dan Wilbur @betterbooktitle

I understand the Higgs Boson better thanMittRomneyunderstandshisownstanceonHealthcare.

TheworstpartaboutgettingGrouponemailsinthecomfort of your own home is that you don’t gettogo toamall to redeemdeals.Thankfully,Sin-gaporeischangingallthatbyopeningGroupon’sfirst physical store in the SuntecCityMall. If itallworksoutoverseas, it’sonlyamatterof timebeforeGrouponstorespop-upintheU.S.,butthedealsitepromisestostillmaintainthe“site”partofitsdescriptor.

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Groupon Manifests in Singapore Mall

EVENTS

The Nature of InfluenceThe first Nature of Influence event will be held in Chicago on July 12, 2012.

This is an invitation only event.Visit www.natureofinfluence.com to learn more and request an invitation.

Copyright © Craig Shimala, cshimala.tumblr.com; Used with permission

ThoselookingtoescapetheheatwithatriptotheSheddAquarium weren’t so cool when the heatfound them and caused a power outage. Emer-gency generators kicked-in in time to save theunderwatercrittersrelyingonelectricity,butmorethan5,000guestswereevacuated.Nowordyetonwhen the Sheddwill reopen or how the fish arehandlingthetraumaticincident.

from:ChicagoSun-TimesWireUnder the Sea Power Outage

As Heat Increases, So Does Violence

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It’sliketheyalwayssay,whenonerestaurantclos-es,anotherliquorstoreopens.EvolutionWinesandSpiritswill bring its fourth location to theWrig-leyvilleneighborhood.Butthisisn’tyourordinaryliquor store;Evolutionwill have the largest craftbeer selection in the area and offer somethingcalled“WineSchool,” theperfect formofeduca-tionfortheWrigleycrowds.

from:NBCChicago,LisaBladeWine and Beer for All! Despite strict rulings on Wimbledon towels in

thepast, it isno longer frowneduponwhen ten-nisplayers take the tournament towels after theyplay,becauseafterallit’satowel.Lastyear,towelsmadespecificallyforthecompetitorsmysteriouslydisappeared and ended up in the possessions oftheexactcompetitorstheywerespecificallymadefor.Nowthatthenonsensicaltowelissuehasbeentakencareof,theworldcangobacktomostlynotwatchingtennis.

from:TheWallStreetJournal,TomPerrotta

SPORTS

Towel Thrown In on Towel Issue

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Fashion

BLOGS - LOCAL

Havaianas have become a summer staple in mycloset...somuchthatIhavemorecolorsthanIreal-lyneed.Canyoublamemethough?Thesesandalsare not only super comfortable and last forever,buttheycomeinthecuteststyles.They’reperfecttosliponwhenyou’regoingonacoffeerunorifyouplantospendthedayatthebeach.WiththepopularityanddemandforHavaianasinthesum-mertime,it’sonlyfittingthatthewellknownsandalbrandset-upapop-upshopinChicago’sownNorthAve.Beach.

from:DefiningTabitha,byTabithaHavaianas Pop-Up Shop

LastSaturday Ihad thepleasureofbeing invitedto photograph Play!A Fashion Show Fundraiserheldontheroofdeck(24thfloorpenthouseapart-ment)oftheMDACityApartmentsindowntownChicago.CoincidentallymyfriendSarahofZzouziVintage was also participating in the event as adesignerandstylist--sheshowedalineofvintagedressesculledfromheretsyshoppairedwithherhandmadehats.

from:Thriftaholic,byLeilani

Wearing a 1950s Wiggle Dress High Above the City

Sports

Every team in Major League Baseball has wonmoregamesthantheChicagoCubs.WrigleyFieldis alwayspacked.TheChicagoWhiteSoxare infirstplace.U.S.CellularFieldisrarelypacked.Af-terfurtherreview…IcallbullshitonallWhiteSoxfanswhodon’tshowuptogamesatU.S.Cellular.Theteamisinthefirstplaceandcurrentlysendingthreeplayerstotheall-stargame(theyshouldhavefiveplayersgoing).

from:FanningtheFlamesSince1978,byEvanMoore

I Call Bullshit on All White Sox Fans Who Don’t Support the Team

Film

Why the Jimi Hendrix Biopic Doesn’t Feature Any of His Music

Yesterday, I read Amy Taubin’s insightful inter-viewwithStevenSoderberghabouthisnewfilm,MagicMike.Earlyinthepiece,Soderberghrevealsthefilm’sintentionwhenhesays“IfeltthatMagicMikewouldbethewaytobuildcredibilityforthefinalassaultonheterosexualityinmovies,”the“fi-nalassault”inquestioncomingintheformofhisforthcoming Liberace biopic.Theworld “assault”isatadstrong,butthefactremainsthatSoderberghtakesstridesindismantlingnotionsofheterosexu-alityinfilm.

from:TheTalkingPictures,byDrewHunt

Magic Mike and the Dismantling of Heterosexuality

ThenewJimiHendrixbiopic,“AllIsByMySide,”starsOutkast’sAndré3000asthelateguitaristandis currently shooting in Dublin, Ireland. Featur-ingnewcoversofTheBeatlesandMuddyWaterssongs, the film is lacking one key musical star:JimiHendrixsongs.Calluscrazy,butwe’requitecertain that a successful, entertainingbiopicon alegendarymusicianrequiresthesubject’stuneage.

from:TheChicagoist,byLaurenLloyd

MymotherraisedmybrotherandItobeacceptingofotherreligions.Myparentsnevermadeusgotochurch(asidefromwhenwewereveryyoung),andeventhoughmybrotherandIwerebothbaptized(Lutheran–themostlaxofallChristianreligions),churchwasneverimmenselyimportant–butspiri-tualitysurewas.

Are You Mindful?

Lifestyle

Book Camp

from:RebelGrrrlItaliana,byLachristaGreco

Theblond twinswoonedwhenIaskedher if shewanted to go to book camp. She said, “They re-allyhavebookcamp?”Itwaslikeherdreamscametrue.She loves towritebooks.Thesearen’tshortstories.Thesearelong,detailed,layeredstoriesandillustrations.Everyonewhoreadsthemsays“Shedidthisforfun?”

from:TwoTimestheFun,byShari

Humor

BLOGS - NATIONAL

Howtobeginthisreview?Fewcountriesthatde-buted in the 1700s have been as controversial orlong running (it’s into its 236th season now) asAmerica. It may not have the staying power ofperennial favorites suchasChina or thecredibil-ityofindiedarlingssuchas Finland,butAmericahasproventhatitcanatleastmakesomeculturalimpact.It’snotthebest,buthey,theycan’tallbeLouie.

from:MeganAmram,byMeganAmramAmerica: A Review

Music

Last month, the Westboro Baptist Church an-nouncedanewtarget:DeathCabForCutiesinger-guitaristBenGibbard.Callinghima“pervert”anda“majorfag-enabler,”thechurchcalledGibbardoutforsupportinghissister,alesbian,andweary-ing“God’sservantsat theWBCwithhishatefulwords and hard speeches.” (Because “hard” and“hate” are thefirst things that come to anyone’smindinrelationtoDeathCabForCutie.)

from:TheA.V.Club,byMarahEakin

God Hates Ben Gibbard (So Says the Westboro Baptist Church)

Fashion

Ahhh, summer. The 95-degree days, the soundof lawnmowers in themorning, thescreendoorskerboing-whamming shut, thehot tar sticking toyourflip-flops,heatshimmeringonthepavement,andchlorine-smelling swimsuits slowlydrippingontheporchoutside…allgoodthings,right?Sum-mer rules. But alongwith all the good stuff theseason offers, there has always been somethingaboutsummerthatIhated:theclothing.

from:RookieMag,byKristaBurtonBe Cool

My sister helps take care of a 7-year-old, whorecentlyasked“whatistheinternet?”It’sagoodquestion. She (the 7-year-old) thought it meantcomputers andphones. I remember chuckling attheexpenseofelderswhothoughttheInternetEx-plorericonontheirdesktopwastheinternet.WillafuturegenerationchuckleatmewhileImaintainaconceptoftheinternetthatwasconceivedinthedial-upera?

from:TheAwl,byJasonDiamondOffline: What is the Internet?

Technology

Email archives are a awful, anachronistic timecapsulesofthethingsweusedtosaytothepeopleweusedtoknow.It’seasytoignore,forthemostpart, except when you’re syncing a new com-puter’semailclient for thefirst time,andyou’reforcedtolookyourpastintheeye.

from:Gizmodo,byKyleWagner

What’s the First Email You Still Have Archived?

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CHICAGOAN OF THE WEEK

Fred Hoch from:TheTopSheetStaffWith beginnings in technology start-ups, FredHoch is now President of the Illinois Technol-ogyAssociation andworkswithmore than 700membercompaniestocontinuethegrowthofthetechnology industry in Illinois.An active angelinvestor,Fredoftenadvicescompanies,bringinginsightonbusinessmodelsinthesoftwareindus-try,andeveryonceinawhilehe’llstartsomethingnew.Always promoting Illinois’s technology in-dustry, Fred co-founded Chicago’s TechNexus,sitsontheChicagoMayor’sCouncilofTechnol-ogyAdvisers,hasvisitedmore than50differentcountries, and is TheTop Sheet’s Chicagoan oftheWeek.FredwillbeaattendingTheNatureofInfluenceEventonJuly12.

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It’shardtopinpointMarinaDiamandisintoeveryjournalists‘soundlike’category.The26-year-oldhalf Greek, halfWelsh singer stormed onto thescenewith 2010’sThe Family Jewels.With bigpop choruses and witty lyrics it was inevitablythatsuperstardomwasinreach.Debutingatnum-berfiveinthecharts,apositionmostmajorlabelsignedartistswouldbecontentwith.Thoughwhatcamewasquitetheopposite.

from:TheMusicHoarder

Marina and The Diamonds // Elec-tra Heart

Copyright ©@breezamarie on Instagram Chicago designer Anna Hovet’s fashion show at Roof on The Wit. Used with permission

In a perfect world, we would emerge from thewomb clutching our CVs in our tiny, clenchedpalms. Our eyes wouldn’t yet be open, but stillwe’d be all, Here, look at how accomplished.Womb,itwouldread.Managing Editor of Being In-side a Body.Baby,itwouldsay.Daily tasks include living, breathing, and becoming fucking alive.

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