AUSTRALIA’S FUNNIEST NATIONAL TREASURES

Jessica

OLD MCDONALD

Hello and welcome to Australia’s Funniest national

treasures, I’m your host Old

McDonald.These are our

contestants for tonight…

Old Man Emu

MR. KANGAROO

And Fred

OLD MCDONALD

Q1) Who is your best friend?

OLD MAN EMU

DUST OF

COURSE!

MR. KANGAROO

Well I Like Mr.

Hugglebottom

OLD MCDONALD

All right next is…

FRED

Wait! You forgot me!

OLD MCDONALD

Who said that

?

FRED

Me, Fred.My best friend is work, I worked to get in this show and I’ll work to get out!

OLD MCDONALD

This guy is crazy, any way back to the show.Q2) What do you do in your free time?

OLD MAN EMU

I challeng

e a kangaroo to a race

!

MR. KANGAROO

I am challenged by Old

Man Emu

FRED

I don’t have free time

OLD MCDONALD

Okaaaay theeen,

Q3) Who is your queen?

OLD MAN EMU

My queen is my best friend…

D

U

S

T

MR. KANGAROO

I don’t have a queen!

FRED

Queen Rosemary! I live for her

OLD MCDONALD

Q4) Why should you be a national treasure?

OLD MAN EMU

Well I can’t fly but I’m telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo

MR. KANGAROO

Well I’m on

the coat of arms!

FRED

I keep everything tidy!

OLD MCDONALD

Q5) Who convinced you to come here?

OLD MAN EMU

My fans

MR. KANGAROO

Tom, my Joey

FRED

I decided to come here of my own accord! I just think ants deserve a little respect!

OLD MCDONALD

You may now vote!

Fred Mr. Kangaroo

Old Man Emu

3 % 7 %

90 %

Old Man Emu Fred

Mr. Kangaroo

7 %

90 %

3 %

Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu

Fred

90 %

7 %3 %

Fred Mr. Kangaroo

Old Man Emu

3 % 7 %

90 %

Old Man Emu Fred

Mr. Kangaroo

7 %

90 %

3 %

Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu

Fred

90 %

7 %3 %

OLD MCDONALD

Well that’s it folks Fred is our winner! See you next time on Australia’s funniest National Treasures.

And a special thanks to Old Man Emu, Mr. Kangaroo, Old

McDonald And of course Fred!