Don't like me?Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!

Insults 2 You're SillyYou're SilYou're SYou're YouYYouYou'reYou're SYou're StiYou're StillYou're Still SiYou're Still Silly!

Insults / Pranks 5 Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!

Insults 3 Do you like the way I am?Or should I ask God to improve your taste?

Insults 1 I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!

Insults 5 Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed...........If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!

Insults 4 If you're talking behind my back, then you're in a fabulous position to "KISS MY ASS!"

Insults 5 I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!

Insults 2 Let's play at being a horse. I'll be the front end. You can just be yourself!

Insults I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!

Insults 2 It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!

Insults / Facebook Status The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is 'U'!

Insults 2 Two devils came into my dreams.They said, "We want to disturb some good person".I suggest them your name.They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"

Insults 5 When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!

Insults 3 Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!

Insults When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!

Insults 3 It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!

Insults 3 The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it;And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!

Insults 1 One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!

Insults Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!

Insults 2 Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice!

Insults 1 This message is strictly for cute & charming people only......Since you accidentally received it,We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error!

Insults 9 You are as useless as 'AY' in 'OKAY'!

Insults Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?????No?Quickly check your driving license!

Insults 9 Hey friend,Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.So the world needs you, after all!

Insults 8 I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!

Insults 8 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!

Insults Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity!

If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony!

Insults 2 Some people just need a hug... with my hands around their neck!

Insults 3 You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... it's really a pity that I do not love animals!

Insults 3 I must be a 'Proctologist' because I get to work with assholes!

Insults 1 You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'Okay'!

Insults Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."I replied, "20 x 0 = 0!"

Insults 20 I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet!

Insults 3 If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!

Insults 5 Ultimate Insult:

A Boy texts a girl.Boy: Hey.Girl: Hi! What are you doing?Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.Girl: Aww How cute!.......Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!

Insults 102 Most people have 5 senses;Some people have 6 senses;But you are blessed with 7 senses;And this extra sense is Non-Sense!

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up!

Insults 5 You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar!

Insults 3 You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar!

Insults 4 Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Insults 4 I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying!

Insults 2 If I gave a sh*t, you'd be the first person I'd give it to!

Insults 3 If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

Insults 6 Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence!

Insults 7 How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Insults 2 The meek shall inherit the earth... if that's OK with you!

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms!

Insults 4 You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Insults 1 You have the face of a saint... a St. Bernard!

Insults A sure-fire way to lose ten ugly pounds: Cut off your head!

Insults Nice perfume, but do you really need to marinate in it?

Insults 3 You're as annoying as an APP that turns sideways when you lie down!

Insults 9 My attitude is a result of your actions. So if you don't like my attitude blame yourself!

Insults / Relationship 31 If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth!

Insults 1 I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you're unarmed!

Insults 1 After meeting you, I've decided I am in favour of abortion!

I didn't get your message because I deleted it without reading!

Insults 3 Some people leave a mark on this world. You'll probably leave a stain!

Insults 3 Let me know if I say anything that offends you, I might want to offend you again later!

Insults 2 You remind me of my chinese friend... Ug Lee!

Insults People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason!

Insults 4 You are so cute, just a second, don't misunderstand.Cute means:C-Creating.U-Useless.T-Troubles.E-Everywhere.

Insults 38 The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list!

Insults 1 I don't hate you. It's just that if you were on fire, I would roast marshmallows!

Insults The problem with some people is that they're breathing!

Insults 7 There is no ''u'' in awesome;But there is a ''me''.

Text me when you're bored and I'll ignore it like I'm busy!

Insults 3 It's better to step back when ignored... rather than wait to be insulted!

Insults 8 I'm so talented that I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time!

Insults 2 I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

Insults 7 I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!

Insults 2 I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people!

Insults 7 I love everyone.Some I love to be around;Some I love to avoid;And others I'd love to punch in the face!

Insults 24 You're:the jelly to my burger;the knife to my soup;the glitter to my sushi;And the ketchup to my ice cream.My point is, you're worthless!

Insults 14 Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Insults 11 Women like smart, caring, driven men with a good sense of humor because opposites attract.

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.

Insults 1 A pretty girl can kiss a guy;A bird can kiss a butterfly;The rising sun can kiss the grass;But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!

Insults 64 Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!

Insults 32 Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.

Insults 8 I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!

Insults 11 Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.

Insults 5 Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait - that's you!

Insults 4 I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.

Insults 14 Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I'm fake. It means I'm mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.

Insults 10 People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

Insults 23 I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Insults 4 Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.

Insults 7 If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.

Insults 6 I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

Insults Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Insults 3 I hope 'Karma' slaps you in the face before I do.

Insults I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times.

Insults 2 Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Insults 1 WARNING:To avoid suffocation, keep my hands away from your neck.

You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

Insults Sarcasm, because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal.

Insults 1 I'll make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.

Insults 3 Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

Insults If I've ever offended you? Just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit.

Insults Can't stand me? Then sit down.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a**!

Insults 6 The day I get my driving license is the day you 'accidentally' get hit by a car.

Insults 7 I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you a number of times.

Insults 10 From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Insults 1 I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.

Insults 16 From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life......avoiding you!

Insults 2 Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly... Gently...

Insults 7 B***h! I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

Insults 4 I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Insults 37 If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!

PICSMSTEXT If life forced us not to be together, please keep me in your heart I promise to stay there forever!

Love 1 I will wait till the day I can forget You;Or the day you realize You cannot forget Me!

Love 1 Love bears all things,Love believes all things,Love hopes all things,and most precious of all,Love endures all things.Come we love and make things happy!

Love 1 You came suddenly and gave me two things:Patience to my heart;And colour to my life.Love you, my darling!

Love Like a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot live without your love!

Love 2 Mat Puchha Kar Mujhse Ki Tum Mere Kya Lagte Ho;Dil Ke Liye Dhadkan Zaroori Hai Aur Mere Liye Tum!

Love / Hinglish 7 Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired!

Love I'm with you reading this,Looking at your eyes and your lips,Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.Making love to you in every kiss.

Love / Kiss 1 I try to close my eyes because I might see you;I try to close my mouth because I might say your name;I try to close my ears because I might hear of you;But I can't close my heart because I can't forget you!

Love 9 Love is like a phone call, if you do not pick, it will be missed,But Friendship is like a message, it remains with you until you open it!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you a worst advice!

Insults 2 It's not that I hate you. It's just that if you caught fire, I'd roast marshmallows!

Insults 1 If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed!

Insults I don't regret burning the bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them!

Insults 3 Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help but fantasize about kicking in your face!

Insults 40 That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. I, therefore shall not laugh!

Insults Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!

Insults 3 Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Insults Let it be very clear to you - the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!

Insults 2 I don't hate you. I'm simply not excited about your existence in my life!

Sweetest kiss - on the head!Loveliest kiss - on cheeks!Most romantic kiss - on the lips!And the hottest kiss?.....On the bike's silencer!

Pranks / Kiss Take your age.Add 2.And that's how old you'll be in 2 years........Forward, if it works for you!

Pranks You are Ultimate,You are Lovely,You are Likable,You are Unique,In short, you are ULLU!

Pranks Simply innocent eyes; An affable personality;That infectious smile; Almost perfect gait.In short - absolutely gorgeous.That's enough about me.How about you?

Pranks 4 Importance of thumb:Children use it for chewing,Illiterate people use it for sign,Winners for victory,And my Fans use it for reading my messages,..........Oh! you too!

Pranks 4 Nice people are like wind.You can only feel their presence and sincerity.Don't look here and there to find them.........Just look at the name of sender!

Pranks 3 Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk -..........they send MESSAGES!

Pranks 34 I saw something in the shop window today. It was simply stunning, sexy, cute and adorable.I wanted to buy it for you - till I realized...........it was my own reflection!

Pranks 21 How sweet is your pose.How sharp is your nose.How sweet are your eyes.See how sweetly I tell lies!

Pranks 22 However high the sky may be.However wide the river may be.However strong the wind may be.Just remember,

..........it's none of your business!

Today I walked on the road, Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me.I got amazed and enquired from the police, "Why are you surrounding me?"...Police: Because the govt. ordered "Save our Tigers"!

Pranks Your smile can be compared with flowers;Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;Your innocence can be compared with a baby;......But in foolishness, you have no comparison!

Pranks A question for brilliant people...........Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people.You relax and have a nice week!

Pranks Hi!Can we meet?It's been so long since we last met.I shall visit you soon and... please tell me where should I come - to the same.........Zoo or you've been moved to some Circus?

Pranks The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No........Are you also the one?

Pranks From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed......For me, you've always been a headache!

Pranks 21st Century is truly Lifeless.Communication: WirelessCooking: FirelessYouth: JoblessMessages: MeaninglessSender: PricelessReader: Useless

Pranks This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;........And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!

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