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Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Feb 2013I'm in the New York state of mind
104 101 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Feb 2013In the air
36 51 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Feb 2013Do I look like that much of a softy I got these frail ass kids tryin to come at my neck, little do these dogs know they're barking at a lion
471 461 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Feb 2013@TroyCrossley sending peace and blessings your way ahk! Ahaha what's popping my guy, how you living?
View conversation 27 34 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Feb 2013@DrJohnnyBlaze you know I had to hit up res for some cookies right quick aha
View conversation 5 13 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Feb 2013Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03 #sleepovereverything
43 90 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Feb 2013Dogs are cool pets and all but letting one lick your face is a bit much #thatshitsgross #dirtydogs #dirtierhumans
81 152 Jahar @J_tsar · 30 Jan 2013@NbeFly lol you're thinking too far ahead, young.
View conversation 10 15 Jahar @J_tsar · 30 Jan 2013Speed limited to 118
View more photos and videos 41 102 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Jan 2013I got these bros that I'd take a bullet for, in the leg or the shoulder or something nothing fatal tho
349 296 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Jan 2013@xXjungaXx yu making moves to the mother land??
10 15 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Jan 2013Just got put on to misfits, it's kind of the shit
45 100 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Jan 2013If I'm ever not picking up the phone don't assume something like death, naaah I'm fucking with deaths cousin #sleep #shemygoto #yafeelme
128 162 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Jan 2013My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit
170 324 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Jan 2013Back to terrible food, hot pockets and school bs.. Dam I'm just tryina be at that stage in life where I'm coming home to my wife from work
240 476 Jahar @J_tsar · 21 Jan 2013I can't seem to drift away into the land of dreams #ditty
28 54 Jahar @J_tsar · 20 Jan 2013@therealAbdul_ you are one more ass pic away from losing my follow Abdul, at least warm dudes with a caption or something
20 47 Michael Derby @themikederby · 20 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still the best quarterback and coach combination of all time. I love my team.
10 4 Monty Babe @MonTanA_BaBy · 20 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
Ballin like I play for New England #PatsHoe
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Jahar retweeted
FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot · 20 Jan 2013Bitches be like...
| |\ /\ | \_/ \ | (( | \| \ | \ \
But We're just friends... ”
2.8K 874 Jahar @J_tsar · 20 Jan 2013@WhoButJosh @ohjeyy yooo wtf I swear the last time yu sent me the request it said French too! I felt like a retard that game yo u a cheater
View conversation 11 21 Jahar @J_tsar · 20 Jan 2013@OhJeyy homie, I gotchu!
View conversation 9 17 FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot · 19 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
#TheAwkwardMomentWhen twitpic.com/bwn060
View photo 854 341 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Jan 2013To be honest, I don't care for those people that wanna commit suicide, your life b, do what you think will make you happy #selfishbastards
573 396 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Jan 2013those "I can't live without him/her" relationships are
110 155 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Jan 2013@muftimenk but when we consider prophet Muhammad (s.a.a.w) as our role model that's when we achieve true success & a path to Jannah
View conversation 182 178 Jahar @J_tsar · 18 Jan 2013Don't seek the satisfaction of other people because 1. Its a waste of your time and 2. It's just impossible
246 277 Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Jan 2013@Kid_Wavyy nothing for now b
View conversation 3 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Jan 2013
Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Jan 2013@OhJeyy @thebad_habit give me yall usernames and watch me tap that ass
View conversation 24 35 Vita @VitaFiasco · 16 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
The acid bath cureall RT"@J_tsar: Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse"
5 6 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse
395 234 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013I need to pay my bill but in order to do that I gotta get the crib #notforthatlife #nophonefornow
15 33 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 20138 is not enough I need more #sleep
29 54 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013Cambridge got some real, genuinely good people but at the same time this city can be fake as fuck just like any other town #upholdthereal
222 164 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? No you'll be the first :) No, I won't be...
152 272 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013So many Latino kids took up boxing since my retirement it's crazy and most of them are below 5'5
21 59 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Jan 2013I don't argue with fools who say islam is terrorism it's not worth a thing, let an idiot remain an idiot
2.1K 1.4K Jahar @J_tsar · 15 Jan 2013Ibuprofen and mids for the night ahaha I'm joking
27 55 Jahar @J_tsar · 14 Jan 2013Money is overrated, it's not the only thing that brings happiness, hmm what else can I say to soothe my soul before I get paid this Friday..
what else can I say to soothe my soul before I get paid this Friday..
92 171 Jahar @J_tsar · 14 Jan 2013Hello, my name is Monday and I hate people.
226 235 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Jan 2013@MelloChamp is it the 20th?
1 9 TnL 4/20 #JuuuHeard @SkrillaMane · 12 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
“@BbeSTACKIN: you gotta talk to niggas like they ain't shit.... cause then they start to believe it and you'll be running shit” #Nonsense
8 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Jan 2013Sergeant Ray must have been scared of something
21 39 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Jan 2013Met this marine yesterday who said he doesn't give his name out to "unclassified personnel" he then proceeded to tell me his name quietly
94 125 Jahar @J_tsar · 11 Jan 2013Dam shame when you mess up a good tweet with a typo
99 121 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Jan 2013While watching the titanic, only the guys in the room pulled out their phones or stopped paying attention right before jacks death #soft
90 152 Michael Derby @themikederby · 10 Jan 2013 Jahar retweeted
Retweet this if your a strong independant black woman who dont need no man
73 46 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Jan 2013What's with dudes telling other dudes to shave, c'mon son no one wants to hear that
51 91 Jahar @J_tsar · 9 Jan 2013On some Harry potter shit
View more photos and videos 240 341 Jahar @J_tsar · 8 Jan 2013You must have a very beautiful wife..yea, how do you know that?You're ugly but your kids are good looking
83 162 Jahar @J_tsar · 8 Jan 2013should I not go?no. "no don't go" or "no, go" yea
94 142 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Jan 2013You can hit the gym all you want but if you're a coward at heart dudes will still step all over you
104 113 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Jan 2013I'm always hungry, this is getting kind of annoying
171 175 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Jan 2013I need to go back to school, no freedom out here for a brother #imlockeduptheywontletmeout
180 181 Jahar @J_tsar · 6 Jan 2013Now I'm wondering who instead of letting the egg hatch and grow into a chicken, decided to crack it and put it on a hot surface #feelme ?
105 164 Jahar @J_tsar · 6 Jan 2013Dam man I gotta make a tough decision here... Do I want to make these eggs scrambled or sunny side up
96 145 Jahar @J_tsar · 6 Jan 2013I'm honestly too lazy to eat the things I like, a pomegranate for example takes too much effort
119 216 Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Jan 2013I don't like when people ask unnecessary questions like how are you? Why so sad? Why do you need cyanide pills?
150 180 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Jan 2013We are able to speak street vernacular and job interview" Dave Chappelle
9 37 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Jan 2013Duck season, Elmer Fudd knows what it is
View more photos and videos 266 220 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Jan 2013
Bang! Bang!
472 198 Jahar @J_tsar · 3 Jan 2013@Basiklee my bad lee, herb move on my part, tomorrow or Friday man lets link
3 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 3 Jan 2013I don't understand why it's give me head, ocho cinco??
49 60 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Jan 2013I actually never used a razor blade to shave, always stuck to the trimmer
25 65 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Jan 2013I've become a hermit
76 98 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Jan 2013@therealAbdul_ come back to the cold Abdulaa!!
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Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Jan 2013@dominickPipes yea dude no doubt. I'm in Cambridge but sometime this break dudes need to link up and chill
4 9 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Jan 2013@dominickPipes pizdu zakroi
5 13 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Jan 2013Seeing as how my doodles are more artsy than most of the tats kids are gettin, I think I can make bank as a tat artist #timetogetthismugga
55 108 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012@Kid_Wavyy the option of volume may not be at my disposal tonight, we'll see tho
View conversation 4 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012@Basiklee @kid_wavyy there's gonna be 1 thing on that list and anyone can guess what it's gonna be
3 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012@Kid_Wavyy major charge homie
View conversation 4 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012@CopDaWholeThang iiiiiiiiiggghhhhttttt
View conversation 5 12 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012@CopDaWholeThang ahaha I'm charging it cuh
View conversation 6 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 31 Dec 2012I meet the most amazing people, spent the day with this Jamaican Muslim convert who shared his whole story with me, my religion is the truth
521 429 Jahar @J_tsar · 30 Dec 2012"Bring the drugs, ill bring the pain" bitch, yu better bring something more to the table...
124 192 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Dec 2012@OhJeyy that a trick question? Cuz I'm always sexy
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Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Dec 2012Karim And Jahar Arab Perverts #keyandpeele youtu.be/Uy5MHS1Bl_I
22 71 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Dec 2012Just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident
210 304 Fidel Ca$hFlow @CASHLETE_G · 28 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
dont know how someone could say they hate there mother i can never relate'
10 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 27 Dec 2012God dam I felt amazing until this fever came back
28 46 Jahar @J_tsar · 25 Dec 2012It must be tough on some parents to give credit for their love and purchases to Santa
57 107 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012@xXjungaXx no wonder you became a ciroc boy no pops to tame the beast inside huh?
9 19 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012@xXjungaXx long visit
2 7 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam
192 200 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012Mom, did you adopt me? Son, do you really think we would of picked you if we had?
158 227 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012Living with this cat is straight torture, I'm not a cat person anymore
66 140 Social Media News @DailySocialNews · 23 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
"Polar bears can't jump." Black bears
60 34 Oddest Life Hacks ™ @OddestLifeHacks · 23 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
Ever wanted to stop a sneeze you feel coming? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and *poof* it's gone.
153 79 Jahar @J_tsar · 24 Dec 2012My last tweets felt too wrong, I don't like to objectify women or judge anyone for their actions
181 273 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Dec 2012Yo you see that Lamborghini reventon right outside? I got an iPhone that's exactly the same color
33 72 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Dec 2012Beemer, Benz or Bentley? Honda, bro.
131 127 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Dec 2012Well actually I take that back, I've had a few fun times reading
24 53 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Dec 2012When I read it's not for fun, no fun in it all #itsfortheknowledge
40 75 Jahar @J_tsar · 22 Dec 2012S&s wings are not that popping #saidthemanwithfunctioningtastebuds
10 25 Jahar @J_tsar · 21 Dec 2012All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end
54 111 TurntUp Silva @CopDaWholeThang · 19 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
@CambridgePolice Bird ass niggas
35 18 Ty $ @BossDonWave · 18 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
go ahead stupid niggaz go fuck wit them chicks, im the 3rd little piggy ima fuck wit them bricks
14 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 18 Dec 2012
Hova
44 41 Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Dec 2012Cereal and milk but no plates that's weak man
29 77 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Dec 2012Off with a warning jakes got nothing on me #speedingticketappealed #recordstillclean #ridingdirty #theyllnevercatchme ahaha feel meee
81 98 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Dec 2012I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it
70 176 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Dec 2012I'll always break for a crossing squirrel
272 295 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Dec 2012The product never matches the advertisement bitch gave me milk
View more photos and videos 455 575 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Dec 2012@VitaFiasco cleeaahllyy
View conversation 4 19 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Dec 2012I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream
77 138 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Dec 2012@VitaFiasco what a dick
View conversation 15 20 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Dec 2012
сука нахуй хочу бэху мне похуй опять проехала мимо мне стало плохо #bmw
34 61 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Dec 2012Skyyy rockets in flight, night time delight
15 39 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Dec 2012Even my boxers are wet and it's cold maayne.
35 56 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Dec 2012@Basiklee what if they light the l and pass it your way??
2 7 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Dec 2012It's a struggle out here
View more photos and videos 115 125 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Dec 2012No matter where life takes me you'll still find me with a smile
676 660 Jahar @J_tsar · 10 Dec 20122 essays down, one to go baby
13 50 Jahar @J_tsar · 9 Dec 2012Tough loss before the finals #imhurtinginside
View more photos and videos 68 128 Jahar @J_tsar · 9 Dec 2012@xXjungaXx lol your cat??
5 12 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Dec 2012Once my teacher said she accepts all late work without penalties, 1. I fell in love with her and 2. It was my cue not to do shit until now
58 124 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Dec 2012@therealAbdul_ abdul, are you still planning on coming?
5 5 Jahar @J_tsar · 7 Dec 2012broken iphone = broken heart
119 161 Jahar @J_tsar · 6 Dec 2012Amazing #nofilter
View more photos and videos 77 239 Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Dec 2012@therealAbdul_ are you kidding me? fuck, i thought i'd be the first to notice... i kinda wish i had a look alike.
16 20 Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Dec 2012@therealAbdul_ bro, brother, brah, now dont be mad but i can't help but see a little bit of you in this man LOL youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdC…
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Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Dec 2012i'm surprised that there are no celery related deaths, that's one mean vegetable
77 103 Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Dec 2012something light for lunch
View more photos and videos 132 268 Jahar @J_tsar · 5 Dec 2012woke up to a chicken calzone and spaghetti, tonight i feast
18 50 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012"girl, ima tell you straight up, you are one tall glass of water and I am thirsty"
174 241 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012the only reason i'm not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it's not safe to fall asleep
71 157 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012A smile isn't just mouth movement, one can distinguish between fake & real smiles by the shimmer of happiness in the persons eyes
264 331 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012
Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012You see, there are rap artists and there are noise makers #itsnotallmusic #someofitisbullshit
67 123 Jahar @J_tsar · 4 Dec 2012What a clown.
View more photos and videos 116 133 Jahar @J_tsar · 3 Dec 2012it takes a lot of faith to elude hypocrisy
65 96 Jahar @J_tsar · 3 Dec 2012"dam, I think that cig had a few extra doses of rat poison"
23 46 Jahar @J_tsar · 3 Dec 2012My goal for the 2013 year is to get a girl pregnant and become a daddy #saidnooneever
152 243 Michael Derby @themikederby · 3 Dec 2012 Jahar retweeted
Any man who will openly lick a popsicle in public has my full respect
18 41 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Dec 2012I hate long distance relationships, food is always so far away from me
223 258 Jahar @J_tsar · 2 Dec 2012Welcome to the jungle, careful of the fever
29 66 Jahar @J_tsar · 1 Dec 2012Optimism is favorable but the pessimistic point of view is important to have because #shithappens
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Jahar @J_tsar · 30 Nov 2012@eduardomporto thanks bro, throwing a bit of my thoughts out there
View conversation 3 10 Jahar @J_tsar · 30 Nov 2012Of course she does
44 73 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Nov 2012Mary, wanna?
153 184 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Nov 2012But I also like when people stand by what they believe no matter what any jerk like me says
227 296 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Nov 2012I kind of like religious debates, just hearing what other people believe is interesting and then crushing their beliefs with facts is fun
164 240 Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Nov 2012yea im procrastinating youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6…
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Jahar @J_tsar · 29 Nov 2012lmao this is too funny youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7Fix…
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Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012you guys know that the suicide rate for active duty american soldiers is at an all time high for 2012, a suicide a day, whats the #problem?
124 100 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate
182 248 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012This cafeteria got too many UFOs, unidentified fried objects
112 186 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012@MelloChamp that's quiet a decision to make off the bat but you'll be alright
4 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012@MelloChamp Jim nooooooo
4 6 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012yeah i'm still doing homework
26 31 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012#4wordsaftasex what was your name?
71 110 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012Free Palestine
354 277 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 2012alor danse
19 35 Jahar @J_tsar · 28 Nov 201210 pages and 5 hours later #sourhour
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Kaleen @klizzzzle · 27 Nov 2012 Jahar retweeted
"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep."
46 75 Jahar @J_tsar · 27 Nov 2012@TheSupplier im telling you kid, snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrets
View conversation 6 9 Jahar @J_tsar · 27 Nov 2012for the thrill of it, why else?
143 85 Jahar @J_tsar · 27 Nov 2012me and my homies tryina get it, ya bish
123 109 Jahar @J_tsar · 26 Nov 2012@Kid_Wavyy @CopDaWholeThang ahaha yea he caught one to the grill
View conversation 3 6 Jahar @J_tsar · 26 Nov 2012i dont sleep anymore...
86 75 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Nov 2012@xXjungaXx cool, I believe it.
3 9 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Nov 2012@xXjungaXx where'd you get it?
5 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Nov 2012@xXjungaXx it came with the head? And organic stuffing?? Yuuumm
3 12 Jahar @J_tsar · 23 Nov 2012New York is so ratchet on black Friday it's ridiculous, I'm to bed son
58 90 Jahar @J_tsar · 21 Nov 2012Lamb kebab #word new York got exactly what I need
18 35 ® EL PLAGA™ @ImY0Pusha_MAN · 21 Nov 2012 Jahar retweeted
jus pearled a woddy riii quick
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3 1 Jahar @J_tsar · 21 Nov 2012Wasup wasup wasup mofucka where my money at
166 177 Jahar @J_tsar · 21 Nov 2012I'm to the big apple
21 40 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Nov 2012taking a 30 minute power nap was a terrible idea
15 46 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Nov 2012@therealAbdul_ never had one, can't relate
2 6 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Nov 2012@therealAbdul_ owned #likethemyspacedays
2 8 Jahar @J_tsar · 19 Nov 2012Got my phone back, there's still hope for humanity after all
48 85 Jahar @J_tsar · 18 Nov 2012Can't find my phone #thatstragic
18 49 Jahar @J_tsar · 18 Nov 2012i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished #college
29 64 Jahar @J_tsar · 18 Nov 2012Prime parking job
View more photos and videos 41 111 Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Nov 2012
Jahar @J_tsar · 17 Nov 2012This night deserves Hennessy a bad bitch and an o of weed the holy trinity
71 85 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Nov 2012@Kid_Wavyy how you getting back??
View conversation 3 5 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Nov 2012@Kid_Wavyy put me on I'm faah daaat
View conversation 9 14 Jahar @J_tsar · 16 Nov 2012lost boys and lost girls found each other, need I say more...
50 104 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Nov 2012Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried
75 160 Jahar @J_tsar · 13 Nov 2012may god bless the scientific cure for the insane
131 111 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Nov 2012what constitutes the trap life is the pursuit of profit
53 60 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Nov 2012#in6thgrade i think it was something like G g g g g g g g Gunit all around
28 56 ® EL PLAGA™ @ImY0Pusha_MAN · 12 Nov 2012 Jahar retweeted
@J_tsar that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true my niggga use to have a jumper like Jimmy tssssssssssssss smh what happpened to dat
View conversation 5 7 ® EL PLAGA™ @ImY0Pusha_MAN · 12 Nov 2012 Jahar retweeted
@J_tsar YOU fuckinn Commi
View conversation 11 9 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Nov 2012#in8thgrade my three point shot was better than Kobes
63 83 Jahar @J_tsar · 12 Nov 2012#in3rdgrade I didn't speak a word of english
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