8/6/2019 I cant have today without Tod because the first part of
today" is "TOD
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A day without tod is not todayits just a day.Welcome to Today.No
pills required
Well world, I presume you are all recovering nicely after your
dose of Tod. If you are experiencing todmania thats fine.
Exuberance and enthusiasm are the resultsof such a dose.Grins and
giggles should be expected and encouraged. In my ultimate quest to
refine and then redefine myself, I took stock of my two gr8est
asse
ts . Today and Tod .(God gives tod Today)That being said a
plethora of ideas formed in my mind and connected to my catch
phraseLet my imagination runaway with youand get away with it Thats
exactly what happened. My imagination ran away and created, You
cant have today without tod because the first part of today is
tod.And its 100% true 100%of the time!!!What an amazing discovery
about seeking perfection in this perfect imperfection. Im granted
24 hours a day to define it, then findit, and then refine it, and
then re define that .Having complete authority overits authenticity
keeps it fresh, upbeat, constantly changing and ever evolving and
most importantly, funny.A while ago I suggested that the tods of
the world get together and form todworld and shout out to the world
We Live for today!
So rather than google every tod in the world I took the Totally
Opposite Direction, I did what any tod would do, I looked myself up
in the dictionary.And no, not Websters. I went to a higher source,
The urban dictionary ,of course. After all, I am defining myself. I
wanted to see what definition I fell under.Heres thefirst one I
read:buy todd mugs, tshirts and magnetsthe most amazing men in the
world are Todds. He is sweet, kind, amazingly awesome and super
cute.Enough said .Hmmm. I see someones been doing their homework
.But I dont see m
y picture next to the definition. Heres another. It goes on to
say Toddscan include, but are not limited to, penis size, car size,
how drunk he got/howmany xxxxx were at/he had sex with at the
party, bench pressing, and possibly irrational exaggerations with
regard to extreme sports that he is, in reality, probably not that
good at.Shut up, Dahlhauser! I saw you getting shut down by that
chick at the Delta Chiparty last night! Quit being such a todd!That
guy thinks he can chug an entire keg. What a todd.Male who seems to
be livin it large. An alpha douche who seems to be able to befriend
anyone and everyone. Todds are loyal almost to a fault, they would
fight t
heir own if it made them feel justified or vindicated. Todds
never finish last inanything and often end up with the all the cash
and ladies. Todds somehow neverseem out of place, even if they know
they are. Todds are sly, crafty, sweet talkers who intoxicate those
who they choose to seduce. Watch out when around a Todd!A Todd will
offer up the shirt on his back and the beer in his hand to the
leastamongst us if it makes him look good in front of attractive or
powerful people.Todd was probably the president of his fraternity
in college and captain of thelacrosse team. Todds will punch you in
the face if you pick on any the weak OR his friends.Whos that with
your friends? Its Todd. Hes just like you, only funny and better
looking and well more Todd.Todd takes photos suitable for framing
every time. Hmmm, I knew I was right! Bu
t The clever word play on my name is just the tip of iceberg.Im
sure youd amaze yourself with yourself if you looked up your name
in the dictionary. Find you,Define you Re define you .My real point
is to embrace the very part of you that is t
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he very heart of you,It is your very best and sets you apart
from all the rest.Utilize your gifts and talents that are unique
and solely you .Share them withthe world .Theyre gifts and gifts
were meant to share. You know the saying you cant keep a gift
unless you give it away. thats the only way we can enjoy it.When we
experience the same joy the receiver gets, as the giver.
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