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MERA DRIVER MAHAAN
I started my day the usual
way in Colombo, got up, went for a swim,
feeling awesome and awake, was dead on
water for a while, basked in the dawn and went
home. My mind started rushing to the day’s
agenda: need to get ready, do my work, come
home, have fun with folks and bid the day
goodbye. The company had given a white
Toyota corolla with automatic gears and left
hand drive, wow, I felt a handicap at times.
However, since there was a driver, I did not
have much to worry.
I sat in the car and my driver told me few new
Hindi words he had learnt (Somehow he was
hell bent to learn the language I spoke).
Admiring his efforts, I gave him a pat on the
back and asked him to drive to work.
He took 45 minutes to park at office( good
timing considering we were only 5 kms. away
from work, however my colleague’s drivers took
more time than that for covering the same
distance.
I dared not comment on my driver’s slow speed
since last time I did something like that I was
almost killed ( the guy converted to an F1 kinds
for few hours). I can’t remember how many
times I prayed in those few hours. Anyway back
to the present, I got dropped off the car and
told my driver to go home. My daughter was
waiting to be dropped to school so the car had
to do that.
My day began uneventful, usual cup of tea, few
minutes of gossip, reading emails…and suddenly
my wife’s call comes. I was in the middle of
something so chose to ignore it for one.
However, the calls came by the second and I got
worried. I picked her call and waited uncertainly
with some news I may not want to listen (like
there is no water in the swimming pool, the
shops are closed today so how will they spend
time). She just asked me one question: Why did
you forget to send the car back? Did I not know
that our daughter was to be dropped to school?
I could not make any sense of this acquisition so
rewinded my memory a few notches……hey I
had sent the driver and car home..Those were
very specific and clear instructions so what
happened. I got more worried about the driver’s
plight than my daughter missing school. Maybe
there was an accident, hope he was not
severely wounded, no one called me to report
anything……my wife was still complaining and I
was in some other world.
I politely asked my wife to put the phone down
and let me investigate what happened ( also
telling her to take a taxi to school since the
whereabouts of the car are not known as of
now).
So the chase for my car and driver started, what
a thing to investigate while a hundred
customers are trying to run me down. First
things first, I borrowed my colleague’s car and
did a travel back on the same route that we
took in the morning. No sight of the car or the
guy, no indication of an accident as well.
Next step, visit the police stations and ask for
any mishaps in the last few hours: no luck here
as well, infact a few thought that I have hit
someone and am reporting an incident, phew it
was scary. Not to mention, I had dialed my
driver’s number a 100 times and all the time
heard the usual announcement (you know what
I mean).
My mind was sometimes running at Gigahertz
speed and sometime becoming completely
blank. Should I send someone to my driver’s
house? If they don’t have his whereabouts then
they will ask about him and what will I say….etc
etc….etc…more etc….! However, I managed to
convince my guts and called his agency. I briefly
told them that my driver’s number is
unreachable for the last 2 hours so can they
inquire from his family if they have heard from
him. The agency manager started palpitating
rather than helping me out.
He started asking me if I have been rough on
the guy, did he go back in anger etc etc….hello..I
was wondering who should be on the receiving
end actually ? Anyhow, with no hopes from
anyone, I asked my borrowed driver if he knew
where mine lives. Of course he said, he can take
me to his house in 90mins flat. Wow, what a
day this was turning out to be.
I gave a Rs 500 note to this guy and asked him
to drop me to office and then go to my driver’s
house. My temp driver didn’t ask any further
questions.
I got dropped at the office and tried to
concentrate on my work. Suddenly I found
myself blankly staring at the screen and not
paying attention to the emails. I was just ping
ponging between the email contents and
thoughts about my driver. It was already an
hour since the other driver had left so within an
hour I was expecting something (or not
expecting to know what’s happened).
Knowing I cannot concentrate on work, I went
on the office rooftop for some fresh air: and I
found two of my colleagues smoking there:
these guys were the ones who ferociously
preached the dangers of smoking to the office
and in the last so many months I never knew
they were smokers themselves.
So before I could say anything (actually I was
going to say nothing), one of them said, Rishi
don’t talk about our smoking anywhere else,
family will create a major situation. Oh so I
realized that these poor souls are a couple in
million who have sworn to their wives on the
honeymoon night of leaving all vices (smoking,
drinking, feasting eyes on other gorgeous
women). So I settled their concerns with the
wave of my hand, though I knew that very
moment that these folks will never invite me to
their house unless I self invited myself.
Avoidance is another behavior hard to
understand.
Anyhow, I was watching the people and traffic
down below and thoughts returned to my driver.
It was close to two hours since the guy had
driven off so I should hear something back soon.
I stayed at the rooftop for 45 minutes just being
blank (was like meditating on a railway station
platform). Lot of time had passed so I called the
driver who was on way to my driver’s house. He
picked up the phone after 5 attempts and about
100 rings: each element of delay made me
nervous. On picking the phone he said: saar, I
am closer to house of his, I am eating, long
driver saar, I getting hungry. Hands dirty did not
pick your call saar. Now, I could imagine this guy
eating his heart out with the Rs 500 I gave him
while I was not feeling like eating at all, though I
was famished. Nonetheless, I asked the guy how
far is he from my driver’s house to which he
said: saar, place changed here, I have to asking
place, saar, I think one hour or two hour I will
come to his house. Wonderful I thought.
I put the phone down and started surfing the
web for nothing in particular. In between my
wife called twice, I spoke to her once to know If
she could manage to drop our daughter home
and the second time she was also as concerned
about the driver as I was so we exchanged notes
of comfort and BHAGWAAN SAB THEEK
KAREGA phrase.
While I put the phone down after speaking to
my wife for the third time, my handset started
ringing again. I picked it up casually and kept
staring at the screen as if something hard had
hit me. Flashing on the screen was my driver’s
name, number and photograph ( he had insisted
me to carry his photo on the phone alongside
his number). I picked the call immediately and
he said: Saab, aap call karti rahe mujhe ? It took
me a minute to first be sure that the guy is
calling himself, I recognized his accent and urge
to speak in Hindi.
The next statement was mine, Raja where are
you to which I got his reply: Saab, aap mujhe
ghar bhej diye aur mujhe khushi ho gaya. Aapko
office drop karke mein apne home ko aa gaya.
Mera wife bohot khush ho gaya main aaj jaldi
ghar aaya. I was dumfounded, dumbstruck,
dumb assed, dumb kicked…whatever word can
one thing of insanity and dumbness. I closed my
eyes for 10 seconds and thought about what I
had last said to Raja. My words were : GO
HOME…, whose home was the missing
piece ??? I well understood now that my
innocent fellow had interpreted GO HOME as
GO BACK TO HIS OWN HOME??? The guy must
have been overjoyed for a chance to enjoy a
noon honeymoon at home. And now he was
afraid that I may be calling to ask him to return.
And I was also sure that during his honeymoon
venture, he would have kept the phone off and I
was not able to reach him for the last so many
hours.
Next, I politely asked him, Raja, phone off tha ?
He said, saab long drive karke ghar aaya toh
patta nahin battery finish ho gaya hota. Maine
check karna to dekha phone off hua.
I was in such a situation that could not even
decide what to say to him. So I asked him to just
keep doing what he was busy with and come on
time tomorrow morning. However, I started
telling myself to be sure of saying : GO TO MY
HOME ND DROP BABY TO SCHOOL AND THEN
COME BACK TO MY OFFICE: to my driver
everyday in the morning. I was half smiling now
on the episode went by when again my phone
rang : Saar, I reach your driver house, he is not
home saar, no one home, house locked inside. I
was about to shout at the guy that if the house
is locked from inside then how come no one is
home. But I decided to let go, was jut relieved
that my driver was ok and the other one was on
his way back.
I called up my wife, told her the episode and we
enjoyed a laugh mixed with embarrassment. It
was four in the evening and my mind was no-
where close to settling down for attending work.
Around 5PM I decided to pack-up for the day
and leave for home, and had to driver myself,
no qualms about it. It took me a while to
maneuver the traffic and reach our apartment,
went up, hugged my family, exchanged glances
with my wife before we burst our laughing and
our daughter had a perplexed and confused
expression watching our behavior. By the way,
on the way back the other driver lost his wallet
and was wailing so loud on the phone that I
promised him another Rs 500 to make up for his
losses.
The next day was a Saturday and in the morning
my driver called me at 8AM: Saar, mujko temple
mein jaane ka ho sakta hai. Aaj mein prayer
karungi..aap bahut acche ho..madam and baby.
In a way, he was telling me that today he will
not surface before he is going for prayers and
will ask for our well being and we are very nice
people. I did not know what to contest, his
going to prayers, praying for us or we are nice
people? He had caught me in a web of nowhere
to hide so I just blurted one work:OK: and he
also didn’t waste a minute in disconnecting the
phone, lest I change my mind.
So this was going to be a Saturday of self driving.
Trust me, it becomes nightmarish sometimes
and destiny had already planned a
daymare(nightmare in the day) for me or infact
us.