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Volume 6, Number 13 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, December 2, 1965 COUNCIL BRIEFS Balanced budget 0 censors condemned After explaining almost every single expenditure to Mr. Brad Munro, newly-elected graduate arts repre- sentative, the 196566 Student Coun- cil budget was passed. The budget calls for an expenditure of $112,368.80 agains an income of $116,657, leaving a margin of $4,288.20. This “balanced budget” is the result of a council motion that sent the first budget, with its deficit of over $4,000, back to the executive board for balancing. * * * During the question period, some- one asked why pencil sharpeners couldn’t be provided in the library. The answer came that the depart- ment of physical plant and planning felt they’d ruin the decor. ?! * * A motion to censor the censors of posters advertising the movie And quiet flows the Don was introduced by President Gerry Mueller. Stuffing sfcws of oufshine t&e fat by Louis Silcox Fat Villagers take note! Fifty residents of St. Paul’s Col- lege crammed, crumpled and cheered themselves into a small 4’ 9” by 8’ 4” by 7’ 2” room Friday night to set a new record in terms of either cubic feet per person or persons per cubic foot. There was still room for more but the college (except for one room), was empty. A new scoring system has been suggested: weight per cubic foot. This should eliminate the advantage of stuffing in small people, and concen- trate on the actual cramming. MEET IN KINGSTON Some of the councillors suggested that the motion be made less specific in order to apply to all censorship. At this point, however, the discus- sion bogged down over a definition of warranted as opposed to unwarranted censorship. After trying almost every qualify- ing phrase and finally discarding it, council finally approved a motion: “Resolved that council strongly re- commends to the university that no form of censorship be allowed to govern the postings on university bulletin boards.” * * * >,: Finally Fred Ellyin gave notice of an amendment to the constitution. The amendment, if passed, will allow the Graduate Society to break away from the Federation if it decides to back the graduate representatives in a dispute with the rest of council. The amendment will have to be voted on by the entire student body. Sf. FkYul’s Villagers St. Paul’s packed in 7,750 pounds into 283 cubic feet; that’s 27.4 pounds per cubic foot. By the old system, we averaged 5.6 cubic feet per person better by far than WUC’s 6.7 and the Villagers’ 7.1. The last one in first took a picture, then strolled in and closed the door. The only way out led to the rain-and- wind-swept campus, but we. all had to cool off anyway. One smart soul (me) went in equipped with a can of spray deodor- ant in his shirt pocket. Rumor has it that another attempt will be made during the week when more daring fools are here. CUS will probe cost of books, transportution KINGSTON (Staff) - Queen’s University is being kept busy these days with conferences. Fast on the heels of the Ontario regional CUP Sixteen mandates were presented to member universities at the conference. conference came the provincial Cana- One mandate concerned briefs being presented to the Ontario legislature’s dian Union of Students meeting. select committee on youth. Of more practical and immediate significance to most students, the or- ganization received mandates concern- ing an investigation into student book- store prices, student rates on trans- portation, and problems of foreign students in Ontario. York, Carleton, Western, and Ryer- son were awarded mandates to ex- plore the social barriers to achieving higher education. Dr. J. R. McCarthy, deputy mini- ster of student affairs for Ontario and speaker at the delegates’ banquet, promised a $1,000 grant to the re- Most of the deputy minister’s re- marks concerned the increased acces- gional CUS. The grant will be used sibility of university education. He to further study of a program of visits said he was glad to see the universi- ties downgrading their emphasis on by university students to high schools. grade 13 final results for university entry. Dr. McCarthy also praised the trend to a greater and more flexible variety of methods of admission to university. He noted that “a greater proportion of grade 13 graduates are going to university at a steadily increasing rate each year” and added that “there were about 50,000 this year and they were all provided for.” 4 new I esf The projection facilities in the four new lecture halls of arts B were not designed properly. In B116, the largest of the four amphitheaters, projection from the booth is impossible. The booth will have to be rebuilt. In the two smaller lecture halls pro- jection is supposedly possible al- though only a few degrees clearance over a railing is allowed. No movies or slides shown in these rooms so far, however, have used the projection booth. Instead, projection has been made from the aisle above the seats. Conditions in B 113 were described as passable but the authorities refused to describe just what “passable” meant. Jim Livingstone, chief projectionist, stated that the booths were designed for conditions 30 years ago. The problem was caused by archi- tects designing the booths without consulting experts in the field. The architects said that they were prevented from doing so by the uni- versity department of physical plant and planning, who demanded the plans as soon as possible. This didn’t allow time to check that the plans were functional, although several qualified companies volun- teered their consulting services. It seems that right now there is a problem of finding time and money to correct the error. eDendence, finally I h one OTTAWA (CUP) - Canadian University Press has issued a unilat- eral declaration of independence (UDI) from the Canadian Union of Students. Monday, CUP got its own phone. The number: l-(613)-235-3807. No longer will CUS listen in on CUP calls. No longer will CUP miss calls in the evening when the slack student-government types have gone home and one must watch the little lights to see if they’re blinking, since the phone rings on another floor. No longer will CUP have to pay for collect person-to-person calls. No longer will CUP spend the better part of a day every month haggling with CUS about how many long distance calls who made. CUP business manager Wilf Day was heard to comment: “Now if we can just get people to mail their papers to room 506 rather than 406, to stop CUS stealing our papers, we may be able to get some work done.” CUP president Jim Laxer is be- lieved to consider this step only the first stage of his revolutionary policy of “a free and independent student press service in a free and independ- ent Canada.” He muttered during a recent coffee break: “When we print our expose on their international affairs policy, the Z%$X#s will probably kick us out of the building, which would be a good thing.” The move is widely regarded as one of the highest achievements of the Laxer administration to date, topped only by the occasion when CUP scooped the Ubyssey on a story on their own campus. (It hap- pens all the time to McGill.) But it is expected to be over- shadowed by a coming raid on the federal government’s treasury, when Laxer cons the Centennial Commis- sion’s youth travel grants program into giving CUP $12,000 to fly extra delegates to the national conference- or maybe $6,000? how about $3,000? well . . . . ,...........................................,....................................................................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..~..................~..................~................................................................ ~~......................,......................................................................................................... . . ..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~..~~~~......~..~.~...............~...~.........~....~...............~~.~~....~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............................................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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Volume 6, Number 13 UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, December 2, 1965

COUNCIL BRIEFS

Balanced budget 0 censors condemned

After explaining almost every single expenditure to Mr. Brad Munro, newly-elected graduate arts repre- sentative, the 196566 Student Coun- cil budget was passed.

The budget calls for an expenditure of $112,368.80 agains an income of $116,657, leaving a margin of $4,288.20. This “balanced budget” is the result of a council motion that sent the first budget, with its deficit of over $4,000, back to the executive board for balancing.

* * *

During the question period, some- one asked why pencil sharpeners couldn’t be provided in the library.

The answer came that the depart- ment of physical plant and planning felt they’d ruin the decor.

?! * * A motion to censor the censors of

posters advertising the movie And quiet flows the Don was introduced by President Gerry Mueller.

Stuffing sfcws of oufshine t&e fat

by Louis Silcox Fat Villagers take note! Fifty residents of St. Paul’s Col-

lege crammed, crumpled and cheered themselves into a small 4’ 9” by 8’ 4” by 7’ 2” room Friday night to set a new record in terms of either cubic feet per person or persons per cubic foot.

There was still room for more but the college (except for one room), was empty.

A new scoring system has been suggested: weight per cubic foot. This should eliminate the advantage of stuffing in small people, and concen- trate on the actual cramming.

MEET IN KINGSTON

Some of the councillors suggested that the motion be made less specific in order to apply to all censorship.

At this point, however, the discus- sion bogged down over a definition of warranted as opposed to unwarranted censorship.

After trying almost every qualify- ing phrase and finally discarding it, council finally approved a motion: “Resolved that council strongly re- commends to the university that no form of censorship be allowed to govern the postings on university bulletin boards.”

* * * >,:

Finally Fred Ellyin gave notice of an amendment to the constitution.

The amendment, if passed, will allow the Graduate Society to break away from the Federation if it decides to back the graduate representatives in a dispute with the rest of council.

The amendment will have to be voted on by the entire student body.

Sf. FkYul’s Villagers

St. Paul’s packed in 7,750 pounds into 283 cubic feet; that’s 27.4 pounds per cubic foot.

By the old system, we averaged 5.6 cubic feet per person better by far than WUC’s 6.7 and the Villagers’ 7.1.

The last one in first took a picture, then strolled in and closed the door. The only way out led to the rain-and- wind-swept campus, but we. all had to cool off anyway.

One smart soul (me) went in equipped with a can of spray deodor- ant in his shirt pocket.

Rumor has it that another attempt will be made during the week when more daring fools are here.

CUS will probe cost of books, transportution

KINGSTON (Staff) - Queen’s University is being kept busy these days with conferences. Fast on the heels of the Ontario regional CUP

Sixteen mandates were presented to member universities at the conference.

conference came the provincial Cana-

One mandate concerned briefs being presented to the Ontario legislature’s

dian Union of Students meeting.

select committee on youth. Of more practical and immediate

significance to most students, the or- ganization received mandates concern- ing an investigation into student book- store prices, student rates on trans- portation, and problems of foreign students in Ontario.

York, Carleton, Western, and Ryer- son were awarded mandates to ex- plore the social barriers to achieving higher education.

Dr. J. R. McCarthy, deputy mini-

ster of student affairs for Ontario and speaker at the delegates’ banquet, promised a $1,000 grant to the re-

Most of the deputy minister’s re- marks concerned the increased acces-

gional CUS. The grant will be used

sibility of university education. He

to further study of a program of visits

said he was glad to see the universi- ties downgrading their emphasis on

by university students to high schools.

grade 13 final results for university entry.

Dr. McCarthy also praised the trend to a greater and more flexible variety of methods of admission to university.

He noted that “a greater proportion of grade 13 graduates are going to university at a steadily increasing rate each year” and added that “there were about 50,000 this year and they were all provided for.”

4 new I esf

The projection facilities in the four new lecture halls of arts B were not designed properly.

In B116, the largest of the four amphitheaters, projection from the booth is impossible. The booth will have to be rebuilt.

In the two smaller lecture halls pro- jection is supposedly possible al- though only a few degrees clearance over a railing is allowed. No movies or slides shown in these rooms so far, however, have used the projection booth. Instead, projection has been made from the aisle above the seats.

Conditions in B 113 were described as passable but the authorities refused to describe just what “passable” meant.

Jim Livingstone, chief projectionist, stated that the booths were designed for conditions 30 years ago.

The problem was caused by archi- tects designing the booths without consulting experts in the field.

The architects said that they were prevented from doing so by the uni- versity department of physical plant and planning, who demanded the plans as soon as possible.

This didn’t allow time to check that the plans were functional, although several qualified companies volun- teered their consulting services.

It seems that right now there is a problem of finding time and money to correct the error.

eDendence, finally

I

h one OTTAWA (CUP) - Canadian

University Press has issued a unilat- eral declaration of independence (UDI) from the Canadian Union of Students.

Monday, CUP got its own phone.

The number: l-(613)-235-3807.

No longer will CUS listen in on CUP calls. No longer will CUP miss calls in the evening when the slack student-government types have gone home and one must watch the little lights to see if they’re blinking, since the phone rings on another floor.

No longer will CUP have to pay for collect person-to-person calls.

No longer will CUP spend the better part of a day every month

haggling with CUS about how many long distance calls who made.

CUP business manager Wilf Day was heard to comment:

“Now if we can just get people to mail their papers to room 506 rather than 406, to stop CUS stealing our papers, we may be able to get some work done.”

CUP president Jim Laxer is be- lieved to consider this step only the first stage of his revolutionary policy of “a free and independent student press service in a free and independ- ent Canada.”

He muttered during a recent coffee break:

“When we print our expose on their international affairs policy, the

Z%$X#s will probably kick us out of the building, which would be a good thing.”

The move is widely regarded as one of the highest achievements of the Laxer administration to date, topped only by the occasion when CUP scooped the Ubyssey on a story on their own campus. (It hap- pens all the time to McGill.)

But it is expected to be over- shadowed by a coming raid on the federal government’s treasury, when Laxer cons the Centennial Commis- sion’s youth travel grants program into giving CUP $12,000 to fly extra delegates to the national conference- or maybe $6,000? how about $3,000? well . . . .

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math and applied physics leaving cam-

fo co=op stucfenfs Cory for 1965. The staff suddenly de-

pus for cooperative work terms are tided to pass their Christmas exams. entitled to free Coryphaeus sub- scriptions. There may be an abbreviated

Lists will be posted on bulletin special issue next week, unless the last diehard editor also gives in.

lfuppy holkhys! boards for you to sign your name and address. Happy holiday, just in case.

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Get the bus service you want through City Council

Murray Davidson

Davidson - give voice to young

Murray Davidson, a third-year political science student will be run- ning for Waterloo alderman in the municipal elections Monday.

He will be running against 15 other men for one of the eight seat on city cotincil.

After Mr. Davidson left high school, he spent six years with radio news announcing. He then went to work as a public relations man with Dominion Electrohome. Last year he served as an assistant to Harvey End- ress, vice-president of Waterloo Lutheran University.

Mr. Davidson pointed out that while he is only 27, half of the people eligible to vote will be his age or younger.

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These are the people he felt should be given a voice in civil government. These are the people he’d like to represent.

Diem - Planning haphazard, poor

Dr. Aubrey Diem, a professor of geography here at the university, will contest Monday’s mayorality race in Waterloo.

Mr. Diem said he was running be- cause the other candidates lacked the ability and the imagination to deal with the city’s problems.

. . . . . . . . . . . . ,, . . . . . . . . . . . _.. __\

Dr. Aubrey Diem

Most of these problems are caused by poor and haphazard planning, he

Vote DIANA ARMOUR said.

Lack of long-range plans had led U for Alderman on Monday to transportation, school, beautifica- tion, and servicing problems.

He accused city hall of letting the developers dictate the direction of growth in Waterloo.

Dr. Diem has recently spent six months in Europe studying urban

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John Ahaw - wasting both beer and effort. John was anchorman fo9

the Student Village team who placed second in the boat races with 36.0 seconds.

“Engineering Night,” the oldest tradition of our University, again sur- passed in style, glamour, and - polish all other events taking place on our campus. The food was delicious, the speaker good, and the broads were o.k.

The official proceedings started at 6:30 with cocktails for special guests and the Engineering Society Execu- tives .

The supper, getting underway rather late, was preceeded by toasts to the Queen and to the University. The meal consisted of turkey, peas, and mashed potatoes followed by apple pie for dessert. Coffee was also made available for those with strong habits. This part of the evening was relatively quiet although distant crashes of breaking glasses, followed by loud and enthousiastic applause could be regularly heard. It appeared that those fleetfooted damsels serv- ing the food were so shaken with fright they were unable to keep a steady grip on their trays. At other times they were seen to trip over bodies and beer bottles.

Following the supper, the guests of honour, the speaker, and the Engineering Society Executive were introduced to the masses. Mr. Alan Gordon, our beloved registrar, then remarked that new admission stan- dards for the university would soon be coming into effect: “Better marks for the boys, better figures for the girls.” This was widely supported on the floor indicating that improve- ments must definitely be made to our present system.

The guest speaker, Mr. A. Murray of Waterloo, then took the floor. He started off in the best possible manner stating he was inspired by the genius that can flower in a faculty of engin- eering. He touched upon a wide range of topics, indicating he understood the broad intellectual scope at which the average engineer operated. He paid tribute to those brave under- grads who painted the word BEER on the Waterloo water tower and then noted we should count our bless-

ings - among which “the speedy service in the cafeteria and the Cana- da Pension plan developing together.”

Toks Oshinowo then followed with a short but humorous speech asking for support and ideas from all and spoke of a wild time to come next summer.

Then the magic words, the phrase that electrified the masses, the signal which sent the ladies present scurry- ing from the floor: “BOAT RACES.”

Teams were formed, affidavits sign- ed, and supplies bought. Ted Cam- bridge, aided by Toks and John Lackey, officiated at the event which saw 90 glasses of beer consumed in a net time of 362.8 seconds. The first year kiddies put on a dismal show of inexperience and incapacity. After the juniors were finished came last years champions, winners of two previous races: the class of 66 consist- ing of anchorman G. Heisler, J. Stodulski, H. Blake, H. Pool, and H. Blake. They looked like champions all the way, downing their quota in a mere 28.4 seconds.

Having won the trophy on three occasions, they claimed ownership but promptly re-donated it back to the Engineering Society.

With the end of the boat races came the last official event of the evening: calling the undertaker to clear the floor of bodies. Apparently some artsmen managed to sneak in. One well oiled student fell down a flight of stairs drawing comments such as “oh my god, he’s dead.” He was gathered up by his buddies and and taken to the Kent for treatment.

In all, a couple cases of beer were consumed by some engineers. This fact alone tells the story in all its gory detail. i-

Directories Available Student directories will be

available from the Board of Publications office during office hours.

They will also be available in the bookstore today and tomorrow.

CUSO is now accepting applica- tions from student in their graduat- ing year who wish to spend two years serving and learning in one of the developing nations of Asia, Africa, Latin America or the West Indies. Application forms are available from the Students Council Office or from Jim Walker, Student ‘Village House N-3 Room 102.

Preliminary interviews will begin this Saturday, December 4, and will be’ held every Saturday until Christ- mas. Interested applicants are urged to make an appointment for inter- view as soon as possible.

Tonight in Room P145 at 7:30 p.m. CUSO presents “Cross Cultural Re- lations: Their Impact on International Understanding.” This will be a panel discussion with Professors E. P. Pat- terson, Miss J. Naidoo, V. K. Han- da, L. G. Edmonston, and M. Con- stant. Everyone on campus is invited to attend.

Currently on view in the Arts Library is a display of photographs taken by former CUSO Volunteer Clen Wooldridge. The pictures are intended to depict environmental scenes typical of the job locations to be expected by CUSO Volunteers.

Dr. Albert E. Berry

Dr. Berry to speak Dr. Albert E. Berry, Secretary-

Treasurer of the Canadian Institute of Pollution Control will speak at the University of Waterloo on Dec. 6, at 7:30 p.m. in the Board and Se- nate Room (E136). Dr. Berry will speak on “The general aspects of water pollution,” a topic which he is quite capable of covering because of his vast experience in the field of water pollution.

After receiving his doctorate at the University of Toronto in 1926, Dr. Berry was appointed Director of the Ontario Department of Health’s Division of Sanitary Engineering. He was general manager and chief en- gineer of the Ontario Water Resources Commission from its inception in 1956 until his retirement in 1963. He has also served as President of the American Water Works Associa- tion and Water Pollution Control Federation and taken an active part in the Canadian section of both or- ganizations. Among his many awards and achievements, Dr. Berry received an Honorary Doctorate Degree at the University of Waterloo in 1963.

This is another in the series of seminars being sponsored by the Water Resources Research Institute.

Dohrs is coming Prof. Dohrs of Wayne State Uni-

versity will address students and staff at 8 p.m. tomorrow in P145.

The subject for the evening will be Agriculture failure and change in Communist Eastern Europe, spon- sored by the Geography Club.

US mo~sns loss of co-et4 sity of Waterloo has

lost a fine and active person in Miss Ginny Lee.

Ginny passed away Saturday, No- vember 27 at St. Mary’s Hospital, Kitchener. She was 19 and a second year Sociology student.

She attended Eastwood Collegiate in Kitchener where she was active in all forms of student affairs including Deputy Prime Minister and Valedic- torian.

In her one year here she contributed much to her school. She was a mem- ber of Students’ Council, Commis- sioner for representations on the Board of External Relations, Winter- land Queen, and a mainstay of the Homecoming Committee.

Ginny Lee

The funeral services were held Tuesday at Trinity United Church.

will be accepted as tokens of sym-

Contributions to the Cancer Society pathy. These may be given to Miss H. Petz in Annex 1.

Producer, director appointed The FASS-NITE Selection Board

have announced that Brian Iler and few of the production personnel have

Dennis Pilkey have been appointed been chosen and many ideas are be- ing tossed around. Both of these

producer and director of FASS. Both persons frankly admit that their are very capable individuals for or- abilities lie more in the area of ganizing and seeing that required jobs are carried out. FASS supporters can

organization than in production. How-

look forward to a good show this ever, by using their limited experience in this field and by gathering a power-

year. In a discussion with Brian and

ful team to work with them, they are confident that FASS ‘66 will be

Dennis they revealed that they in- tended to work closely together on

at least as good as or hopefully better

all facets of the show. Plans apparent- (a mighty tough task, as realized by both) than previous performances.

ly are already shaping up well. A Good luck, fellows!

U. of W. may publish anti-calendar Do you have a course that is too

heavy? A professor that puts you to This publication will attempt to be

completely fair to all concerned. Ex- sleep? perienced help will be sought in set-

The Board of Publications is plan- ning to publish a booklet which may

ting up questionnaires and obtaining statistically correct opinions.

be the end of such problems. It is hoped that this booklet will An anti-calendar, which will rate be an aid to the students and will

courses and professors, may be print- ed for incoming students next fall.

help to improve the teaching and

The publication should help you get course standards at the university.

the most out of your stay at the Any person interested in working

on this publication and any student in university by making sure that you his graduating year who would like are not wasting your time by sitting to edit it should contact Mr. David through dead lectures. R. Witty, Chairman of the Board of

. Here goes nothing Publicatrons, in Annex 1.

That’s exactly what FASS is - a whole lot of nothing. WHY - be-

and phone number (and, if possible, your particular talent (?) -

cause it isn’t quite known WHAT C/O FASS Director - Federation FASS is. However, three performan- Bldg.; Dr. K. D. Fryer - Math & ces of some of the best wit and Physics Bldg.; humour this side of Laurel Creek

or Mr. P. Berg - Creative Arts Office.

(applicable to either side) have been Promised for Feb. 10, 11, 12.

FASS will not be as good as last Is the university

year - no, it will be better (It is failing us? hoped the lady who laughed right Does faculty-student alienation de- through intermission last year can press you? Are you disappointed be- take it.) To realize this claim a little cause university has turned out to be inside help is going to be needed. a rat-race for a degree instead of a This year as in others FASS will be place to gain an education? Should an entirely University of Waterloo we abolish exams? degrees even? production. Sunday at 8:30 p.m. in the lounge

at St. Paul’s College, these and simi- As members of the Faculty, Ad- lar questions will be discussed by

ministration, Staff or Students, would Matt Cohen of the School for Social you like to be a part of this show? Theory in Toronto. Come along and Gag men, writers, actors, hams, bring your ideas. This meeting is musicians, production personnel and sponsored by the S.C.M. even just plain old-fashioned (but reasonably up-to-date) ideas are need- ed. Perhaps during your idle time Peace study group (e.g. when you should have been The peace group has organized a

working on your term essay or writ- study session which will take place

ing a book or trying to get people to every other Thursday beginning to-

write books) you drew. up a skit or night at 8:30 in the conference room

act or thought about one. Whatever at Conrad Greble. Our first study

you may be able to do or offer, you will concern a pamphlet by Erich

are needed. Fromm entitled War within man. Anyone interested in exploring the

Please leave your name, address causes of war is welcome.

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Horror films much abused but some not all that bad

Loyola’s loss:

Noted actor-director on campus next term by Dave Denovan

Horror films are a much abused and downtrodden genre, particularly of late. In the ’30s and into the ‘4Os, Hollywood and producers such as Val Lewton and James Whale treated them with respect. But today most of such movies are sleazy exploitation pictures with nothing to commend them.

All this makes Die monster die a very agreeable surprise, for here is one of the few horror films of late with something like quality.

The story is based on The color out of space by H. P. Lovecraft. Admit- tedly there are changes but this is a fair and often necessary art in the filming of any novel or (in this case) short story.

Even with the addition of a rather vapid love interest, the film has much of Lovecraft’s peculiar, otherworldly sense of horror, Part of this is accom- plished by the careful use of color. Almost everything is in a blue or green shade, lushly photographed, that gives the doomed house a feeling of rankness and iseased madness.

Boris Karloff, appearing in his 130th film, gives the film the necessary plausibility. From the rest of the cast, director Daniel Haller gets only fair performances, but Karloff, as always, carried the show as the quasi-scientist who has let his mysticism destroy him.

The mechanisms of tension range from the broad thing-popping-out type to subtle cross-cutting and edit- ing. Most important, it is not a pot- boiler but an honest attempt to make

. a good piece of entertainment in which it succeeds.

The campaign feature, Planet of the Vampires, is in another much abused tradition, science fiction. Made in Italy (but with surprisingly good dub- bing), it is directed by Mario Bava, who has been both good (“Black Sun- day”) and bad (“Hercules in the Un- derworld”). This time he is quite good with a plausible story of space ex- ploitation.

The sets particularly are large, solid, and apparently functional. It is a great relief to see a space ship with walls that don’t bend if leaned on.

The story is in the pulp magazine tradition (which is where it came from) but there is agreeable tension as the humans battle disembodied creatures that can even bring their dead back to life to fight against them.

Neither of these are great films but they are honest, both in intention and style and a great pleasure to watch.

The internationally famous actor- crew sessions associated with the ma- director Walter Massey of Montreal jor production. has been appointed drama director- Auditions will be held Jan. 5 - 7. in-residence for the winter term. Mr. Rehearsals begin Jan. 10. Massey will be on campus for two months, beginning Jan. 3 and will conclude his term with a major pro- duction the end of February.

Mr. Massey has appeared with the Stratford Shakespearean Festival and has had numerous engagements in the United States. He has worked with the BBC in England and the CBC as well as performing on the major American networks. For the past several years, Mr. Massey has directed major productions for Loyola Col- lege.

Mr. Massey is planning a full schedule of activities including lec- ture, workshop and seminar sessions; faculty seminars and of course, the regular production and technical

- The production planned for late

‘LOO - Carol fantasy may

Walter Massey, of Montreal, becomes director-in-residence for the winter term.

be start of tradition A new dimension in programming

will be unveiled Sunday at 3 in the Theater of the Arts. It is hoped that a tradition will be established. Four of the university musical or- ganizations plus the guest choir from Conrad Grebel College will present a

February will be selected from: Thurber carnival, Two for the see-

Among those participating in the saw, Marriage-go-round, An evening program will be the Madrigal Singers, with Saw, Man and superman, An- the University Glee Club, the Sym- thony and Cleopatra. phonette, all under the direction of Alfred Kunz. Miss Helen Martens will conduct the Conrad Grebel choir.

larger room for The Children’s Choir is a newly or- Mclaren part 2 ganized group of faculty-staff children.

The program will add music from many lands to the traditional carols, some works especially arranged by Mr. Kunz. Everyone will have op- portunity to join in singing the well- known carols.

The second half of the Norman McLaren Festival will be shown on Wednesday at 12: 15 noon. Five-deep standing-room-only crowds required a room change to the chemistry-bio- logy amphitheater (CB27 1).

tELi, I’r’l hlo SOCIAL OurCAS~ j . . 9

DO

NY

A group of the performers plan to decorate the theater with Yuletide setting.

Come early and make sure of a place to see Pen-point Percussion, A phantasy, Neighbours, Rythmetic, A &airy tale.

Carol Fantasy. This program is presented by the

Creative Arts Board, admission is free.

FOLK - JAZZ - POPULAR

George Kadwell Records

Discount prices Waterloo Square SH 493712 c

Folk festival for January COFFEE HOUSE by Ted Chase To wind things up, a recorded

U of W students can look forward documentary on contemporary folk to a successful and exciting folk festi- artists, writers, such as Dylan, Paxton, val this year. The dates have been Syke, Ochs, will be held Sunday p.m. set for Jan. 14, 15 and 16.

WATERLOO LUTHERAN UNIVERSITY

Willison Mall Gym

THIS SATURDAY THE 4TH A concert, featuring local and

university talent, and a grand open- RIVIERA MOTEL Poetry Readings, Folk Music Peanuts, Coffee ing hoot at our new coffeehouse, is 45 Ultra-Modern Rooms

scheduled for Friday night. Saturday morning will feature a banjo and

2808 King E., Kitchenerr 75$ covers all

guitar workshop, and in the afternoon a recorded documentary on the

SH 5-1196 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

growth and development of blues. The main event of the weekend,

the Saturday evening concert, should bring the festival to a fitting climax.

FASS'66 FEB.10,11,12 - ADDED ATTRACTION - THE MERRIEST

MOBSTERS IN MONK’S CLOTHING SINCE THE LAVENDER HILL MOB!

we are looking for. . . kt!!let BARBARA WINDSOR

IF INTERESTED LEAVE NAME, ADDRESS, WRITERS PHONE NUMBER WITH ONE OF FOLLOWING: ACTORS

c/o FASS Director c/o Federation Bldg. Dr. K. D. Fryer c/o M & P Bldg. Mr. P. Berg, Theater Box Office.

MUSICIANS TALENT

SPECIAL SAT. MATINEE PROGRAM STARTS 1 P.M.

1 1 R H I N 0.’ ’ and “GOLD FOR CAESAR”

SUNDAY ONLY - “K I N G RAT”

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DE GREENWICH VILLAGE

WAY OFF BROADWAY

FILMS

Censored censors even by Dave Denovan

The question of film censorship has long been a great problem, both to film makers and exhibitions.

Here in Ontario we are blessed with very liberal J. Silverthorne who has kept up with public taste admirably- as opposed to Alberta’s incredible Col. Fleming, the man who banned Tom Jones.

Though the public doesn’t want them and the Supreme Court has de- clared them unconstitutional, the New York State censors have pledged to be back in business next year. They have already a bill in the state legis- lature and have great hopes, apparent- ly well-founded. The film that caused the court fight, A stranger knocks, has so far grossed more than Fellink’s La strada.

All newspaper ads for movies are approved, first by the Motion Picture Association of America and then by Mr. Silverthorne. In view of this screening, it is surprising to find that the K-W Record feels obliged to exercise its own censorship over movie ads. Female legs and navels are out, as are certain selected poses.

Still we are not as badly off as Guelph, where the local theater manager had difficulty getting the lo- cal paper to run any ads for Gold- finger. This is all rather laughable, except that it shows the continuing hold Victorian morality, where “some things” are just not mentioned, has on the small minds of some of our officious officials.

Charles Schulz, author of Peanuts, is working on a half-hour, color tele- vision special. A Charlie Brown Christmas will be broadcast Dec. 9 by CBS.

* * * Everything must be done with style

these days, and some upcoming films include War - Italian style, Mating - modern style and Divorce - American style. Violence seems in order with such films as Let’s kill uncle, You kill me and even The nasty rabbit. The ultimate is repre- sented by Mother Goose a-go-go. And we have finally The last of the secret agents.

ART \

A gift to Ontario Cdture by Peggy Larkin

What would you do if you had a luxurious 14-room summer home on a 20-acre estate? If you think there is “more to life than just money,” you will do as Robert and Signe McMichael did and turn it into a cultural showpiece.

Having filled their Kleinburg, On- tario estate with over 200 priceless arts works collected over the past decade or so, the McMichaels have turned the $830,000 estate over to the Ontario government as a present to Canada.

stigator of the group, painted his greatest northern canvasses.

“In every village in our infant country we have the quiet graves of those who subdued the wilderness, who beautified the land by their toil and left not only the fruits of their labors, but the thoughts and feelings that cheered them in their solitude, to cheer and stimulate us amid the inferior trials and multiplied enjoy- ments of a more advanced state of society.”

The words of Joseph Howe, carved on a wooden tablet at Tapawingo’s front door have summed up the

Tapawingo, as they call it, built McMichael philosophy.

with materials hewn by pioneers, is a most effective setting for a display that consists solely of Canadian pion- eer art.

The McMichael collection, partly made up of gifts from Canadian art lovers, is even more comprehensive than the collection of Canadian art in Ottawa’s National Gallery.

Originals of the Group of Seven predominate the collection. The Mc- Michaels have even relocated and restored at Tapawingo the, famous old shack where Tom Thomson, the in-

--The arts- this week

Sunday Christmas Carol Fantasy,

Theater, 3 :00

Wednesday Norman McLaren festival, part

2, CB271, 12:lS noon. An evening with Tony van

Bridge, Theater, 8:30.

Van Bridge tours theatre today, prelude to Wed. performance

Tony van Bridge will be making a brief visit on campus today to take a look at the Theater of the Arts, where he will be performing Wednes- day and to meet the Players Guild of Renison College, sponsoring his performance.

Tony van Bridge played Falstaff at the Stratford Festival this summer, moving audiences to both laughter and tears. Critics from all over the continent sought to outdo each other in superlatives.

Climax of his evening of readings (which he entitled “Many things I like to read . . .“), Wednesday 8:30 in the Theater, will be Mr. van Bridge’s inspired reading of A child’s Christ- mas in Wales, by Dylan Thomas. Tony van Bridge is seen right, as Fastafl in I-Penry IV at Stratford

this summer. Left is Douglas Rain, as Prince Hal. With his well-known ability to

provide laughter and tears in balance Mr. van Bridge has selected a pro- gram which should satisfy the most demanding theater-goer.

career. He is not displeased with run, he was able to take a short, well- thoughtful criticism.

The tickets are still on sale at the box office and at Renison College.

Tony van Bridge has made his permanent home in Stratford, near his place of employment in the sum- mer months, yet close enough to slip into Toronto to do television and radio work.

Van Bridge is a modest man. He In Winnipeg this fall at the comple- is pleased when a Stratford resident tion of the Stratford season, he ap- stops him on the street to say hello, peared in the Manitoba Theater and wish him luck for the season. He Center production of the two plays takes time to offer advice to those “The Private Ear” and “The Public interested in pursuing a theatrical Eye”. At the end of the Winnipeg

earned vacation in Vancouver. Van Bridge has now recovered

from the great strain of playing Fal- staff in both parts of Henry IV this summer, which frequently meant that he had both a matinee and evening show together. Although he moved with ease as the vast man Falstaff, Mr. van Bridge was actually wearing 35 pounds of costume. Small wonder that he lost a great deal of weight over the summer, in his devotion to

his character!

Wolfram: real songs of real people by Annice Gowanlock

- Suzanne Nunez as Grusha, the The lines of some of the minor

The long-awaited Caucasian chalk heroine and John Turner as Azdak, characters were indistinct. The bath- circle reached an appreciative audi- the judge, deserve credits for very fine ence on opening night with vivacity

tub scene especially suffered for this performances. Both spoke clearly, and reason, in spite of its original humor.

and impact. seemed to catch the spirits of the warm-hearted girl and the would-be dispenser of justice. Their courtroom meeting at the climax was a high- light of the evening, and brought the play to a dramatic and rousing con- clusion.

The two younger members of the The introductory scene was a little

flat, partly because the audience had difficulty in grasping the situation and partly because the actors were unclear in their rapid-fire dialogue.

However the play .began to move when the Storyteller, played by David Hutch&on, introduced the ancient tale of the chalk circle. He gave a fine performance. His good style and richly distinct voice carried the story line, which might otherwise have become confused.

The director, Mr. Dennis Sweeting, did not completely alienate his char- acters from the audience, contrary to pure Brecht style. There was a good deal of audience-character sympathy, especially well-handled by those in the lead roles.

These main characters were comple- mented by a fine supporting cast. Simon, the soldier-fiance, was well- done by Peter Lishchynski. His meet- ings with Grusha were very tenderly played amid the tumult of the sur- rounding action.

Credit must also be given to Steve Chalmers as the prince and corrupt monk, Dan Pilling as the leering cor- poral and Gordon Johnston as the hen-pecked brother.

cast, infant Tom Rymer III, and Robbie Wright,‘ age five, were not only well-behaved on stage but con- tributed their own charm to the play.

Spectacular lighting effects by John Stammers, and original music written by Alfred Kunz, university music director, added to the mood and scope of the play.

The actual trial of the chalk circle was both dramatic and humorous and the audience responded warmly to it. The final dancing provided just the right note of lightheartedness to sum up the action.

All of the hundred-odd people who had a hand in the production of The Caucasian chalk circle may feel justly proud of their creation.

Flat opening but ‘circle’reaches dramatic climax by Ed Wagner turies, and while he sings, he strokes The program included peasant yet running through each of them inspiring performance nor a brilliant

There weren’t too many of us on his lute gently, as the troubadours of songs of the Middle Ages, spontane- unmistakably were the emotions of hand at the Theater of the Arts last old must have done. ous little things with titles like En-

one it was just an honest man singing a people in the midst of war. ordinary songs about ordinary people.

Sunday afternoon to hear Karl Wolf- ram sing and pluck his way through a relaxed and unpretentious perform- ance of German and English folk songs. But maybe it’s just as well - although Mr. Wolfram is no virtuoso by any stretch of the imagination, his amiable, easy-going style blends in perfectly with small audiences.

Karl Wolfram gave us a real folk concert, with real folk songs sung with real emotion and purity of inter- pretation. Not the commercial&d, Bob Dylan-Peter Paul and Mary type of sloppy ballyhoo and canned, cry- baby sentiment that the in-crowd are raving about these days, but honest- to-goodness folk material that expres- ses in simple, straightforward terms the joys and sorrows, the hopes and disappointments of real people.

joying now this ring dance, May comes with splendour and 0 hand- some knight - a ribald gem if there ever was one and sung, as most of the others on the program, entirely in the native German.

There was also a group of songs written during the 30 Years War in Germany: Pray, children, pray, Drum rhymes, Listen, child, 0 listen and the delicate Maybug fly. The tunes were plain, the rhythms nothing special;

Then there was a group of Swedish songs - three love songs and a lulla- bY - and following that a couple of German ballads, one written by Goethe and called The king in Thule, the other by E. M. Arndt, The little stars and the sun.

And when it was all over, nobody cheered or screamed or rushed out to join the Peace Corps. We clapped gratefully, and quietly left our seats, and started for home. It wasn’t an

So go on back to ,your Bob Dylan and your wailing, bitter nonconform- ists, you folk song enthusiasts. But when you want to hear real folk songs - when you’ve grown out of feeling sorry for yourselves, turn your back on the crowded concert halls and look around for an ordinary man, with an ordinary voice; maybe he’ll have a lute with him, and maybe he’ll strum it gently while he sings the history of his land and his people.

He has a clear, natural tenor voice that lends an air of authenticity to his songs, many of which date back to the fifteenth and sixteenth cen-

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Memories ,

brought ‘back . .

Poke cold ’

cinders for

A, flame. ’

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I I .r G- \ , ‘The Counfry: &use /

r - ref!ections on a childhood ,haunt. . : ,

E. !I , . t 11,_

’ , .a I> I > ” I 1. \ ’

I I c,ould see it standing resolute, deserted, and terrible, 4 ’ _ /I In a dip-in the sand hills rutted with stubble , 3 The,Heart si ‘/ 1 The A, crumbling structure ‘of wind dried stone ’ ’ the leaf the rnz

I

- - - - __-=_ - _ , I / I 6 Weathered and rain washed, that to ruins had~ grown.1

i >t.** The %inders

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areold. -a ;’

~& ~ ’ ,* L i’ \ .I I 0 The path,. there was, none, for the weeds had all ‘crept , . B;rt’still‘ .’ ’ ’ . I” , ’ ’ ’ ,^

.’ ,, ‘,, i: I : , So they choked up the walk, .and no flowers were left.

%’ Parched -g&ss rose waist rhigh and swayed round dead birches, I , waTGth&i., ’ *’ 3’ : , .

0 And crows called throaty warnings from out of sight perches. Poking could ~ , I . ~ ,I ~ ,, ’ . .I .j 1 ignite. ,. ’ ’

I ’ 1 + . .I I The field&stone steps were mottled and split

I ! , ,, <’ _’ / 2.

Memories J ’ 1 ’ - And in the cracks crawled bugs over broken’ glass chips.

I i

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should be I ,,: ; Green fries: buzzed ‘on the corpse of a rat

. \ And brown beetles furrowed in a frayed Welcome mat.

Water’ to I - , , s i ’ ‘ ’ , : ’ ) 1t ’ . ’ 1 4 ’ ’ \ ~

steam them \ .+

i A. dried yellow &ake;‘skin lay sunning and baking-

Dead. ( ‘ -, ~ .- Jts’ tenant an ant for its meal was just j taking.

I I \ / \ Ashes’ are ’

The chillest tremors ‘trilled down+ my spine ,/, ” At this creature’s presence so dread near to mine.

I _ ,

, what is. _.

\ , i I * / 4. \ ,- “. “With ,the sun scorching on high; intemperately hot, ’ Left of :’ _I . finished fuel. , _ A, ”

I: decided to’ leave, but immediately did not, I-

/ ’ For through a swarm of locusts not far ~ /

They are

still memories-

/ Love withbut

joy, is no thing;

Passion without

both is

Bitter ash. mrr*.-tTir

. ’ I ‘. ,

i Was outlined a black barn, with its door just ajar. d I

, Before I left the house I peered in the door, r .

: Where confusion of broken wood appeared on the floor, ’ And cobwebs, standard garb of a dusty old room, Trailed’,from the ceiling, like a net in the gloom.

\ Through the hot sand I quickly, plowed, ’ j ’ Not in the least, in any way, cowed ’ From exploring what secrets, which certainly add charm ’ i

in time falls open ’

by da, ._ \ 1 . . \ & fold

offers’ 1 within atop the stem- ’ I , found the flower/heart \ I , watche

’ _ ’ perforr the seasons , on’ a tl creation: si flowing ‘he cre: of experience formec I

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To whatever was waiting in the coal black barn. . .A

* From the hot dry air, to the cool dark depths I stumbled down several rotted wood steps. . But from. the house to the barn ‘what a< difference in htory a ’

I flirted past the swirling gates, t For the barn showed remnants of former glory, I gave no hint, no form of chase, * k. . \

* I’ iust sned ‘through the swelling crowd ’ Two high topped carriages, with great leather ,cushions .- - - \ And, now,% no one will ever, be as

proud. \ -F.C.G. : - I

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, -Mildewed and rotting and oozing their stuffing ’ Rested graceful and dignified, two stately,, old carriages Born before the engine and gasoline marriages.

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’ Hidden away in a corner of the &all ---\ 1 \

mm m mm Were a little painted go- cart’ -6 1 Kiddle - . i

/ .

Two lines of ‘red -

Before’ a wall of pearl

And a china- headed doll. I

What sort of people, for what secret reason I , Were spirited away in that faraway, season 1

Deep laid in oyster bed ,

L And now; behind a wall ~

,I 1 I When they left their land fallen to ruin

~ 1 ’ . ’ , a

H,ad,. I theyi. planned on returning soon? ,

I! . Of pearly words, instead.

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A momentary sigh Escapes my heart ’ , , For it is ever thus

,

From all, all must part. ‘\ s &QI$& ‘f, j ,I /

M. M. LARKIN, I

‘“1 .I .&.a.” b”UIU W’LR VTlUl 3Ubll yra.&

That I could not imitate, ’ ,

His chest held out,,/

His head held high; 1’

i ’ ‘There is a meaning ’ . ’

s ’ TO BE A’BABE, ’ TO KNOW BUT NOTHING!

The Northern winds are hlnrrt;=e

We. . , across the land: I And, down the street with a weight ’ With our: (vast complexity of know- ’ The wind is cold; ’ I

’ 1. ~ , Upon his shoulders: there was no L ’ ledge, I

I . ; * , , Man has not’ a place to stRnd- --

doubt . , Our infinite scope of philosophies and XK-, t-2 I-.-L I - -___-_--*-

How fine a man he was, until ;,’ ’ sci

And

,_ lence, IVILIR nas lost -nls promrsed land. Xi , ’ , , . * ( / “;# even with all’ this scholarly TD \ :

* s He took a fall by will. Erudition -

,,; t % , remain perplexed,’ frustrated, beguiled; ’ I His chest fell in , ” ,, !

T-r . l flis neat d was’ lowered, to his chin,,

His hair were, ‘crumpled and dirty.

’ He limped with an age-old look, : unworthy

:‘, I ’

Of his previous state, ‘,

9

1’ and fruitlessly question: “Is There; a God?“,

Or “Is Thrre a Heaven?“, or “Why is Man?“, or “What is Life?“,

Or an eternity of more why’s and ‘:.

i ’ how’s and where’s. 1 But the baby,

T He has peace; and ease, I And down the c street,‘ he dragged his ’ , . A happiness; no worries -at all,

I weight. + For in knowing nothing, .

,J ’ .I I The little infant knows all! i I -F.C.G. \ ‘. / f , “S,TIFF” .

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Johnqressed her hpnd close to his heart. The light was,throbbing like the blood in his head. It was hard. The chairs werecagainst the walls lik6 Inaked ho&es in a mural, immobile, headless, without heat, blending into the white fabric of the paint. His eyes were misty and ’ hollow like the glass eyes of a donkey. He felt like rain pounding the ground. Her hand helped his. The light buzzed out help to him. He couldn’t stand it. The rushing blood beCame the harmless room,

, , ‘\ harmful for its heat. The floor looked up at him; there was‘no reflec- 1 tion. It oozed nothing. The chairs were hors&. Bare. He felt his thigh - ;it was warm. The heat was in his head. His hands were ’ sweating. The pulse beat and beat quick and slow. She showed her other hand. He could see right through it. All thb time he couldn’t see her face, just the hair, black and short on her head. The room stood still; his heart beat yet. He felt it. The long fingers were on i his flesh. He couldn’t feel. The horses ‘stoqd still,’ stupid on the floor, against the wall. Everything sang, but he couldn’t hear. ‘The heat was hotter now. He was looking for his hand. She moved. He couldn’t stand it. yards were stone silent. The light committed B sin. Nothing moved by pulse ;of his blood. His pupils strained; but filled with water. He could see nothing but the horses on the wall; immobile, ~ neighing nothing. He was stooped ‘over -like a hunchback. ‘His legs looked like sticks. She moved hers. She had his head. He was dead. John. I \ I

John pressed her hand close, to his heart td find he had none. The horses were against the wall. The heat was shut off. The blood poured out like mercury. Hollow, hollow, the room was hollow, full df it, pouring it out all over. He was holloti. He heard the light. Ii laughed. The horses stood still. The red spot oti her jhand was nothing, I meant nothing. He was blank. Everything fell. The room was always empty. The bulb broke; he got up and ‘closed the door.

MACRI.

,rhere are, no rules i

the object is permanent & immobile ’ / /

all movement is in the man

the image of the object depends on the man’s niotion about it

& his eventual positiori

his dance of reverence is a ritual defined by the point of ,view

! . \ (there are many he takes one) ,

& his choice is enslavement

i i .

so ride oin trains lose all * points of reference

& dance freely ,

the train destroys the object & its dPfinition & meaning

the game is to redefine without tiords & there are no rules except a death for the non-participant

.Yesterday ‘where we walked the flowers are dead. dry stalks rattle when

/ How it’was in

Grade School ’ Ode fo irn Edifch Complex

\

On the bpening of the arts”library building, University of. Waterloo, October 23, 1965

Behold the modern ziggurat

! ,~

i epitome. of architecl I tural ascent, from narrow slits \

of battlements . to cloistered aisles 6f arches, then to faceless slabs,

reflecting glass, and blunted upward thrust 8 of this, our brave new, copperplated world.

A s yn t he s is of opposites: the look of age-hammered - on. the rows of catalogues of books \

we haven’t got,, grotto vistas framed in aluminum,

wide corridors to narrow, cubic’les- and, 0 tempora! soft seats fox hard thoughts. s

Renaissance goal achieved at last! I

Light, airy lyrics, earthy tales, dry sermons, tearful tragedies,

c c,old passionals, , phlegmatic scholarship, and choleric debates-

all elements kept in a balande whole, . thanks to humidi-thermostat control. .

’ .A i 1 W. K. Thomas ,

’ I a breeze cools the shore.

together we made impossbile dreams / where now dance the skeletal- bones, of our days.

I ’ the pine! boughs fell bare for

the fantastic seasori, prepared the ’ fin;1 bed, w&q-e later we slept.

yesterday i saw your figure waiting, at a bus stop & your face reflected in the drivers mi,rror.

but it wasn’t you, nor do’ your bones rattle in this -fading dream. it was a young girl. /

the shape , was’

it partly. / /

Tostly it

was size.

her walk,

the orbit

of the move-

ment.

all this ’

often mea-

sured against

the unresolv- 1

able mystery of

the teacher

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The Engiieer’s Psalm shapesizewal$ \

“Verily, I say uqto you, an engineer is a strange being: he * speaketh in parables which he calleth ,formulas, and wieldeth a reckoning instrument which he calleth a slide rule, and he hath but ’ one Bible - a handbook. ,

,, . He talketh continually of stresses and strains, and without end ’

of thermodynamics; he kno?eth a waterfall only, for its power; and a suns& but for it refracted rays.

.I ’ :

A.M. * ’

Crippled, dawn

sneaking through

tangl+d hills

sprawiinlg green ’

crawling blue /

hobbling where moorings belch

’ in loose throated wind whispers

stumbling on the lids bf whelps’

tripping after sliding hissers

“He showeth always a serious aspect and seldom cometh forth with a simile. But mistaketh this not for his trui= nature for, indeed, he becometh very amicable when testing lubricating fluids.,

“Always he carrieth his books with him - he readeth to his ’ maideb from’Steam Tables. He holdeth her hand only to measure the friction and kisses but to study viscosity. In his eyes shineth a far- away look which is neither love nor longing but a vain attempt to ’ recall the laws df motion. /

. “Yea, even as a young’ boy ‘he pulleth a girl’s hair to test its elasticity, but as a man he discove’rs different devices: for now, he could count the vibration? of her heartptrings and calculate her s\trength of materials. falling into open sewers

bang?ng against shuttered doors

cursed by sleeping workers

touching their feet to ,cold floors

“There is but one love letter for which he yearheth, and that an ‘A),’ When to his damsel he writeth of love and signeth with crosses, take not these symbols for kisses but for unknown quantities. 1

‘$He seeketh eternally tQ investigate %Fnd analyze - himself not excepted, for his .marriage is a simultaneous Fquation involying ttio variables and yielding diverse answers.” I, ;

Bill Anc@s. .

shatters dreams

with its ctane of light

M. M. Larkin

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Out of the mouths of babes by Brian Babineau

At first the boys didn’t like Godfrey because he wasn’t inter- ested in them. There was some curiosity about the colour of his skin, he was the first black boy most of them had even seen, but his indifference to their sports and games was the only reason they disliked him.

He was different, there was no doubt about that. At recess he’d just hang about waiting for the bell to ring. In the classroom he was worse than the biggest sissy, answering and even asking ques- tions. He always had his home- work done, too, and never, not once, did he have to stay in after school for misbehaviour.

Godfrey was strange. Books fascinated him. Although he was only nine he had read and under- stood books on mathematics that some students in highschool couldn’t comprehend. For plea- sure and excitement he read books of science fiction. Let the other boys run the streets and play their games of let’s pretend. He’d rather rocket to the moon or battle with the Martians some- where in space. With a book in his hand he was happy, and it didn’t matter that he had been moved from home, or what had once been home, to this new city in Canada. If the other boys thought him queer, he didn’t mind. He had his fun.

For awhile, everything was fme. The other boys used to pick on him now and then, but O~Y because they couldn’t understand how another boy could be SO indifferent to them. They were beginning to learn to leave him alone. It wasn’t much fun any- way. When they pushed him down he’d just get up and walk away again. He never cried Once Harold Dempsey, the toughest kid in the grade three tried to make him fight, but Godfrey refused to comply. That made Harold mad so he pushed Godfrey down and jumped on him, but what good does it do if the guy won’t fight back? Har- old felt stupid sitting astride Godfrey, so he hit him a couple times then helped him up and each went his separate way. That should have been the end of that.

But of course it wasn’t. Mrs. Smith had seen Harold attack that poor coloured-boy and knock his glasses right off his face. It was a shame, Mrs. Smith said, that the children should beat up a boy just because he had colour- ed skin. She told Mrs. Easton so, too, that very day. Suffer little children to come unto me, the Lord said. He didn’t say anything about the colour of their skin. Mrs. Easton was shocked that her little boy had been one of those seen mobbing that poor coloured child. Mr. Easton was furious when he heard about his son. My own flesh and blood, he said. How could my own flesh and blood act that way. He had no alternative, he said, but to thrash his son within an inch of his life. Accompanied with a lecture, needless to say. Through his sobs little Easton heard that negroes were the same as everybody, which he knew was not true. And he heard that Negroes were equal to any white person, a concept which had never occurred to him.

You start treating that Negro kid right, Mr. Easton fumed, beside himself with rage. I want you to play with him and be his friend, do you understand. Little Easton heard all this, but he did not understand.

Similar scenes took place in other homes, with some varia- tions. Mr. Dempsey, who was very tired when he came home from work and was plagued by a certain debt which he felt sure would ruin him, shouted why don’t they keep those goddamn niggers where they belong as he knocked Harold Dempsey to the floor. Mr. Wright was more pa- tient. He tried to explain that the coloured-folk couldn’t help being the way they are. He said that it was God’s blessing that his son was white and that he should try to help those less fortunate than himself. Mrs. Hickey conceived the exciting scheme of inviting the coloured child to her little William’s birthday party. A birth- day party and a welcome to our neighbourhood party at the same time. It was very unselfish of her and was a positive indication of her liberal attitude toward Neg- roes. It’s not what you beleive, she said to her friends, it’s what you do. Besides, she explained to the other boys’ mothers as she outlined her plan, this is some- thing we should have done some time ago. Make them feel right at home, that’s what I say. Then she phoned Godfrey’s mother and told her that Godfrey was to come over that Saturday afternoon and that she was to come over for tea. Now they had found some way to make amends, the adults were very pleased.

The children were not nearly as pleased as their parents. They had learned long ago that in the eyes of their parents it is not what the child does but what it appear he has done. They had accepted this as a fundamental rule. They learned quickly what was considered good and what was considered bad, and with an almost intuitive flair learned how to disguise the latter in clothes of innocence. Perhaps they had learned too well. They were not prepared to accept any deviation from the rule. They had been punished and they did not know why. They had been made feel guilty and ashamed. Something had to be done. When you slap- ped your little sister you could scratch your hand and say that she did it and that you hit her in revenge. Or you could be caught and punished for what you knew was called a crime. But this was different. They had been punished for something they had not known was wrong. Some- one would have to pay. New rules would have to be found.

Godfrey, although he did not realize it, was the object of the boys’ desire of revenge. Had he been more aware of those around him he would have felt it expres- sed in the sullen way the boys at school avoided him. If he re- sponded to their changed attitude at all it was only to think that at last he had found peace. This, now, was the last thing his school- mates wished him to have. But they were cautious, the rules were still undefined. They would bide their time, if only out of fear of those who represented

justice. Meanwhile, they had re- search work to do. What is a Negro, a nigger, a boy who is black? They were good soldiers. Know your enemy was the first step.

Saturday came without any trouble. On the surface nothing was amiss. The women had gathered and were eagerly await- ing the arrival of their special guest and her son. The boys, as was expected, were jubilant with party fever. Most of them were already in the recreation room. Some of them carefully pulling down the crepaper that decorated the walls, it was sissy stuff any- way, but they were being sure that any damage done looked accidental. Some of them ran to and fro without apparent direc- tion. They were all very ani- mated.

Godfrey arrived promptly at two, partially obscured by his mother when Mrs. Hickey an- swered the door, but soon shuffled into the living room where he stood alone while the ladies looked at him. He was such a darling, they said, but so thin. Did he do well at school? They were so glad. Everyone was ex- cited except him. He couldn’t understand what was going on. Saturday was his favourite day, he could stay in his room and read for hours on end, and now this strange party was distracting him. He did not feel at ease. A quiver ran through him, a fear at all this attention but he shut his mind until everything felt right again.

His mother made herself at home, carrying the conversation when there was a lull, replying courteously when the ladies

asked her where she was from and did she like her new home. Everyone had been a little bit nervous at first, but now it look- ed as if the tea was to be a great success. Ten minutes later when Mrs. Hickey realized Godfrey was still standing there she took him by the arm and led him to the door of the recreation room. Here’s Godfrey, boys, she shout- ed as she opened the door and pushed him in, like Daniel’s ac- cusers into the lions’ den.

Godfrey didn’t have a chance. He was caught in a web of games that so confused him he didn’t know what to do. He was jostled and spun around and pushed from one boy to the next and back again while they chanted you’re it, Godfrey, its your turn, oh look at Godfrey run. And the women in the other room heard the happy cries and were proud they had done so well. Then God- frey was down, crouched on the floor while the boys danced around him. What were they do- ing to him? He wanted to scream and he wanted to run home where his books were waiting for him, but he couldn’t move. They had picked on him before, but this was different. This was plan- ned. They were being deliberately cruel. Then William, whose birth- day it was and therefore the hon- our had been given to him, kicked him, not hard, not so it would bruise, and said slowly, get up, and paused for effect, nigger. Then Godfrey knew. The word burned. The boys kept up their shouts of fun and quietly hissed their denunciation of him. Nigger, they hissed. Get up, black-boy. Shine my shoes, nig- ger. The words burned. They

curled inside him like. the lick of flame burning the paper of his dream. The dream burned and puffed up in a cloud of black smoke. It was just like the other time when they had beaten up his brother. He felt the same rage fill him that must have filled Tom. Bastards, he shouted as he had heard Tom shout at his assail- ants. White bastards he screamed as Tom had screamed when he picked himself from the ground, tears streaming down his face. White bastards!

The dream was done. The peace he had known in his other world, the world of books and fiction, was done. Rage possessed him, hopeless, powerless rage that sprang from a wall of con- fusion and fear and bubbled over him till he was drowned. Little William was quick to execute the plan. He ran into the living room sobbing that something was wrong, Godfrey had gone crazy, he was screaming at the other boys and using dirty words. The women ran into the recreation room. White mother fuckers! And they saw the Negro crouched like an animal on the floor, covered with sweat and scream- ing filthy words while their children cowered against the wall.

Godfrey was mad. His mother was crushed, humiliated. He stumbled after her, falling to the ground, crazed, his rage bubbling over him. And his enemy, when they were alone in the recreation room, gloated over their victory. They had been revenged. The rules had been redefined. They laughed and felt at ease. A new game had begun.

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Athletic director grilled by council by Stewart Saxe

Jeff Evans: Why wasn’t the row- ing club provided with funds?

Mr. Totzsky: They are a club with no permanent facilities and are un- able to prove that they will be here next year, or the year after.

Jeff Evans: If the Rowing Club was to become well established would you provide funds and facilities?

Mr. Totzsky: Since they are train- ing in St. Catharines, they remain a club and therefore remain outside our jurisdiction.

Jeff Evans: Of course they are training in St. Catharines; they don’t have any facilities here. Doesn’t the Athletic Department consider an activity like this as important as football?

Mr. Totzsky: We’d rather not pro- vide facilities until it looks like they will remain permanent.

Stephen Flott: Why was a football game scheduled for the same night as the Orientation Dance?

Mr. Totzsky: I didn’t know about the dance when I had to schedule the game in May.

Stephen Flott: But you were in-

President Mueller: Why did Mr. Brown rip out wiring for lights at the dance?

Mr. Totzsky: I’ll back up Mr. Brown (ass’t. to Mr. Totzsky) 100% on that. They were a safety hazard.

Pres. Mueller: But the Fire Chief inspected them and O.K.‘d them.

Mr. Totzsky: And another thing, you mounted lights on our basketball backboards and marked them all up.

Pres. Mueller: Sorry, but why was all the wiring ripped up?

Mr. Totzsky: You removed a cord from the floor washing machine with- out permission.

Pres. Mueller: We got permission from the janitor responsible for the machine.

Carl Totzsky: Oh no you didn’t. Pres. Mueller: Then how did we

get the cord out of the locked jani- tor’s closet?

Stephen Flott: Was it necessary for Mr. Brown to swear at some of the girls helping decorate.

Carl Totzsky: Well Mr. Brown was pretty upset that day. and one more round . . .

Jeff Evans: How is the $14.00 Athletic fee spent?

Carl Totzsky: Placing that $14.00 on the budget is ridiculous. They don’t set a certain sum per student for the library, do they? Actually, $14.00 is probably too low.

Stephen Flott: Well then whatever it is, how is it being spent?

Mr. Totzsky: On many things. Just what would you like to know?

Mr. Flott: How its being spent? Mr. Totzsky: Be specific. Mr. Flott: Are facilities being pro-

vided for non-team students? Mr. Totzsky: Well, facilities are

very limited. That’s why we are build- ing a new building wtih eight Squash courts, and a swimming pool, and a weights room.

Mr. Flott: When will it be com- plete?

Carl Totzsky: Next year we hope. There is a matter of financing in- volved you know.

Mr. Flott: In the meantime, couldn’t the regular student be pro- vided for?

Professor J. Wilson McCutchan, University of Waterloo

Professor McCutchan edits twelve-volume Shakespeare series

of- the volumes. The other nine were

Nine new volumes in an outline-

prepared by leading Shakespearian scholars at American universities.

guide series on Shakespeare, edited by Prof. .J. Wilson McCutchan of the English department, have been published by Barnes and Noble of New York in the Focus books series.

In addition to editing the series, which now includes 12 titles, Pro- fessor McCutchan has written four

Each book includes a scene-by- scene analysis of the plot, a sources section, a linguistics section, details of theme settings and actions, analy- sis of important characters, histories of criticisms of the plays, staging and production. The volume on Shakespeare’s histories contains a bio- graphical index to historical charac- ters appearing in the plays.

The books are not substitutes for reading the plays, says Prof. Mc- Cutchan. They are designed as com- pact guides to enable the student to continue research on his own.

Mr. Totzsky: Oh he has all the time he needs.

Mr. Totzsky also enlightened the Council on many other topics during his stay.

formed about it before that. Mr. Totzsky: I must have forgotten.

Xmas letter For Xmas would you buy me

0 a wallet (with money in it) 0 booze 0 a new bridge deck 17 some pills-you know the kind.

The campus is now q big •J fine q a great pool of quick-mud q being planned for next year?

Since last seeing you, I have q changed 0 grown taller [7 come down with dysentery 0 become fruity

0 a letch 0 living in sin

In your next letter would you send me q some money 0 cookies 0 my shoes q some girls/guys

Called the Focus Books Series, the twelve 124-page volumes are design- ed as in-depth outline-guides for both students and instructors at high schools and colleges and for use in play, production for the stage, tele- vision or radio. They have been written to accompany any text of the plays.

Prof. McCutchan began the series in 1961 when he joined the arts faculty here. He taught previously at’ the University of Toronto and at Davidson College in North Carolina.

In response to the many requests (Ned Nurd and Ed Penner) - the only ones who sent the last Quickie Letter home) here is another letter to those super-worked students not having time to pen a letter home themselves. Dear

0 Mater l-J Pater 0 Santa Cluas 0 What’s-your-name

I will be q home after exams q home before exams c] drunk during exams q non-existent according to my

slide rule and Dr. Burgener I am

0 fine 0 married, mommy! q not married, daddy! c] an associate adverb!

The weather 0 has pains q is nice 0 is horrible 0 is irrelevant

The people in residence have voted me 0 the most likely to succeed 0 room-crammer of the century 0 the most likely to be tossed out c] the one with the most BO

If I get home, I will tell you about 0 everything i-J everything except a few things q my problems q my sex-life

In closing let me l”J wish you a Marry Xmas 0 wish you a Happy New Year 0 wish that the fleas of a thousand

camels may descend upon you q hope that you don’t pick your

nose anymore Your loving

0 son 0 daughter q boy/girl friend q stripper

Medallion Towers motion defeated The professors q are great q are O.K. 0 teach us bawdy songs 0 go to Engineering Nite

Highly imaginative plans to pur- chase Medallion Towers for use as a student co-operative were dashed Nov. 24 during the most crucial vote in Waterloo Co-op’s history.

Speculative plans developed over the last several weeks included im- mediate purchase of the $1.5 million building and placing 350 students into an integrated (atmosphere of) dormi- tory and apartments, tripling the Co- op’s membership over a period of several months.

Although quiet discussion over the lo-storey building has arisen from

time to time since September, con- crete studies did not begin until early this month. Over a period of several days an array of investigations were launched into every problem which such a project would pose. While most reports were prepared by student members themselves, prepara- tions for hiring professional evalua- tion teams had been made.

The issue shortly penetrated dis- cussion circles not only throughout the Co-op but on campus as well. By far the most discussed points of con- troversy were increased work loads for the membership and possible loss of the Co-op social relationships. Many felt that such rapid expansion would face the membership with un- realistic management problems in the winter term. It was also argued that such a rapid influx of members would disintegrate the Co-op sociologically, turning it into nothing but a housing bureau with barracks atmosphere. Several times the financial advisability of such a project on a year to year basis was questioned.

Feeling that a fair decision could only be made by the membership, the student Board of Directors refer-

red the issue to the Wednesday General Meeting.

It became rather apparent near meeting night that the motion would quite probably be defeated. Seemingly the membership would not be con- vinced that individual work loads in organizing the building could be re- duced to a satisfactory level. Also, the success of the Co-op’s triple ex- pansion over last summer was appar- ently judged a poor model for com- parison.

A large majority of members pre-

My roommate q is O.K. c] eats cracker and cookies in my

bed 0 goes to the bathroom in the

closet c] tries to french-kiss me

Since it’s Xmas everyone here is q fine c] jovial sent defeated the motion.

U of W student side Canada’s borders and use Cana- da’s own resources where possible before looking across the border to satisfy their needs.

This was the main theme of a talk by Dr. Moorandian of the Atomic Energy of Canada Limited to the student section of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers on November 24, 1965. He illustrated his view by quoting many examples where the Canadian technology in the development of reactor fuels and reactor construction is far ahead of competing countries such as Britain, the U.S. and France.

Dr. Moorandian defines the engin- eer as a person “whose business is to make dreams come true.” He noted that most dreams can in fact come true at a price. It is up to the engineer to see that the price is right.

The next meeting of the A.S.M.E. will be held on December 2, at 8:00 p.m. This will be project night and there will be demonstrations of select- ed Faculty and Graduate Student Projects for Master’s and Doctorate work. Location - the University of Waterloo Engineering Building, Room E109.

Is it Fred Shaw or John Ellyim?

Indian lectures on how Christ

electeci li6erul Sec. Joanne Young, secretary of the U

of W Liberal Club, was elected sec- retary-treasurer of the Ontario Uni- versity Liberal Federation in Kingston Nov. 20.

Joanne, who takes office in Febru- ary at the CULF convention in Otta- wa, believes that the young liberals have a vital role to play in a country where by 1970, 50 percent of the people will be under 25 years of age. “We are not a stereotype of the old- guard Liberal party,” she asserts.

Miss Young feels strongly that it is the responsibility of the young Liberal parties to inform high-school students especially about Canadian political activity since they are Can- ada’s future policymakers.

by Stewart Saxe The graduate representatives show-

ed up at the last Student Council meeting.

unique leader Dr. T. Norton Sterrett of India will

give a noonhour lecture Monday in CB295 on how Christ is unique among the world’s religious leaders.

Fred Ellyim, Graduate Engineering representative, was fortunately ac- companied by his guiding light John Shaw.

Dr. Sterrett is on the staff of the International Fellowship of Evangeli- cal Students in India.

And Fred certainly kept Mama Shaw busy. John was continually forced to quiet the poor fellow down and occasionally, after Fred had done something while John was look- ing the other way, had to help him take his foot out of his mouth.

If you’ve ever seen a little boy who just got a big new toy then you know what Freddy looked like all night. More than once I was sure he was about to make a wild dash for the little boys’ room.

Oh well one redeeming factor sheds some hope on the future. John Shaw has decided to postpone his leaving campus, no doubt in order to keep Fred in line.

The lecture Monday is sponsored by Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship on campus. All students - with their lunch if they wish - are welcome.

Dr. Sterrett will also speak at the IVCF Christmas banquet at the Lutheran university Saturday.

Dr. Moorandian praises Eng.

IVCF plans for the new term in- clude a lecture series on psychology and Christianity.

The supper meeting Nov. 25, at which Mr. Elwyn Davies of Hamilton spoke on “Is God Personal?” was attended by about 50 students.

Canadian Engineers are second to none and should get out in the world and compete for highly techni- cal work with engineers from other countries. They should also look in-

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Pay student for studies, prof tells debate on fee abolition

by Wayne Tymm

x For Sincerity And Experience

HAROLD PAIKIN who enjoy these benefits? Not bloody education. This is the case in Britain

Fo$ Alderman in WATERLOO

A new suggestion for financing uni- versity students was forwarded by Professor C. B. Macpherson, of the University of Toronto’s political eco- nomy department, to a Hart House student debate on tuition fees.

likely.

Supporting the “keep the fees” side, Prof. J. S. Dupre of the same politcial economy department argued that fees should be kept because they seem to be linked to university stand- ards.

places in universities and the second- at present. There the best are offered

best, if they wish to go to university, have difficulty finding a place and must pay their own fees.

The idea of .higher education for everyone who is capable is pretty far- fetched - unless many millions are channeled into the building and staff- ing of universities immediatley. This expenditure itself is pretty far-fetched at the moment. The politicians could never afford it.

A number of SCHOLARSHIPS, each of $6,000 per annum are available to suitable graduates in ANY BRANCH of ENGINEERING or THE APPLIED SCIENCES who are interested in GRADUATE STUDIES in MINING EN- GINEERING at MCGILL UNIVERSITY.

Professor Macpherson told students that free education is not enough to attract people from lower income groups to university. “The student should also be paid a stipend equal to what he would make if he were work- ing instead of attending university.” He argued that students would have to be paid because “the whole out- look of lower income groups goes against people postponing their earn- ing years.”

Professor Macpherson suggested that the only equitable means of fin- ancing his program would be an ad- ditional income tax on university graduates. A general income-tax rise would be unfair he felt, because “a lot of people who haven’t benefitted from a university education would also have to pay.”

Perhaps the professor is correct in saying that a lot of people have not had the opportunity of a university education, but he would be hard put to find someone who has not bene- fitted generally from the increased technology and efficiency resulting from university education.

Is it fair that the benefits from higher education resulting to the country as a whole should be financed exclusively by only a portion of those

A vague relationship? He went on to make it vaguer by profoundly indi- cating the low standards of US state colleges with low fees and the high standards of colleges, such as Har- vard, with high fees. Any economics 100 student can single out this argu- ment as economically faulty.

Another pro-fees speaker was St. Michael’s College student Daniel Knight who said that only rich and middle class students are campaign- ing for fee abolishment.

He commented that he had not seen anyone from the lower classes march- ing or demonstrating in protest against fees at universities. “That is because they are not at university,” said a voice from the audience - which just about summed up that argument.

Students involved in the debate seemed to be bent on the abolition of fees for they voted 36-30 in its favor. Despite all the brouhaha over a scheme of fee abolishment, no one has publicly announced what such a scheme would entail.

Speaking economically, higher edu- cation is in limited supply: if it were free, the demand would far outstrip the supply and standards of entry would have to be raised so high as __

Representatives of sponsoring companies will visit the Campus on JANUARY 18, 1966, to provide further information. Appointments may be arranged through your graduate placement office.

and you’ll be too - when you vote WALTERS

f Or

ALDERMAN in KITCHENER

JOBS ABROAD GUARANTEED BRUSSELS: The International Stu-

dent Information Service announced that 800 students will be accepted in 1966 from an anticipated 4,000 ap- plicants.

In the past four years ISIS has placed more than 1,500 students in jobs abroad, year-round and summer.

The first edition of their 32-page magazine JOBS ABROAD is packed with on-the-spot photos, stories and information about your job abroad.

Learn how ISIS guarantees you a job abroad anytime of the year.

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For your copy of Jobs A broad, air mail $1.00 to: ISIS, 133 rue Hotel des Monnaies, Brussels 6, Belgium.

Students - exercise YOW franchise! e l l SUPPORT

RON BUDDELL for Mayor of Waterloo , - f i . I

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* Lecturer - U of W, 1961 - 1963

* Alderman - Waterloo, 5 years

* Practicing Chartered Accountant

For Voter Information Call

576-3690 or 576-2260

RON BUDDELL, BA, MBA, CA

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Student forum by Dave Campbell

Question: What do you think of the accomplishments of the university’s planning department this year?

Don Dubecky (Co-op Math I) : I didn’t know they had accomplished anything . . . (on further consideration) : Actually, it seems that they gave Ball Brothers a free hand to do what they wanted to. And they did what they wanted to - goofed off!

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: I really wonder what must go on people. They seem to change the

campus every week. The engineer- i ’

le first “finished part” of the Uni- go and tear it all up for another

Dave Monk (Arts ZZ) in the minds of those overall plans for the ing quadrangle was tl versity. So now they building. _

Peter Haensel (Grad. German) : I was a member of the Planning Commission for the proposed student union building last year. The building, it was decided, would be begun in November ‘65 and was to be completed by 1967. But now they’ve postponed it, because of lack of money. Academic buildings, we’re told, must be built first. So now we have the new Engineering Building going up, and it seems that precedence will also be given to the proposed Math Building and to the extension of the Engineering Building.

Lloyd Steinke (Hon. Math ZZ) : I don’t know what the point is of putting all the buildings so close together when we have so much room for expansion.

The engineering quadrangle was one of the focal points of the campus. The general concensus of opinion seems to be that the new building shouldn’t be there.

Barbara Howard (Co-op Math I) : I’m surprised we don’t have a swimming pool. But when the Athletic Building, which will have a pool, is built, it will be right near the Village. I think that’s a good location for it.

I like the sweeping stairs (between the Library and Arts II). And the dark asphalt surface sets that area off from the white buildings around it, giving a good con- trast.

Ron Trbovich (Arts Z) : We have so much room for expansion, so much area, that they didn’t have to build that new building in the Engineering .quadrangle. The quadrangle was a good idea. It was a meeting place, where people could gather.

And I’d like to know - where’s the main entrance to the University? Is there one?

The students don’t know what’s going to be done around here - what the planning trends are. The Plan- ning Department ought to let us know, and should at least consider our opinions.

John Groh (Grad. Physics) : There’s a sad lack of places available for bull sessions, and common rooms are im- portant to the academic atmosphere. The University’s feeling toward students seems to be come here, work and get your degree as soon as possible, and go. It’s a very conventional, unintellectual attitude.

I like the idea of the academic buildings all being close together. This way way we can be left with large areas of grass and trees, possibly along streams and ponds, which I find so attractive at universities like Cambridge.

John MacLeod (Grad. Engineering) : I get along alright myself with the present common room facliities, al-

..” ; .‘> though for the undergraduates it’s probably an incon- venience. Toronto’s Hart House has everything that could be wished for, and in addition to this, there are the college common rooms and coffee shops, as well as

i .: numerous little restaurants off-campus in the city. Here, i

because of our isolation from the city-, we don’t gain ‘,.! any off-campus compensation for the lack of university ..:. coffee shops. And personally, I hate like hell buying .: coffee from those machines.

* * * The general concensus of opinion is that the Planning Department is

building a fine university for the future. It’s just too bad we were born too soon.

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by Wayne Tymm

FM university network KINGSTON (Staff) - Led by Ryerson Polytechnical

Institute’s full-time FM station, CJRT, universities across Ontario may unite in a network of radio stations serving campuses and surrounding areas.

a televised game. Athletic directors of the universities con- cerned are to meet to discuss the possibilities of forming the conference.

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Protest scene 2 . To bring our viewers up to date, the first scene of our

Oops, scene 3 almost slipped by unnoticed. UBC student council has decided to seek representation in the university senate. The student council and its membership feels qualified for representation under an article of the BC universities act.

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Decency defeats decadence The union would offer universities the chance to form an

educational network providing arts and science lectures for anyone in the university area with an FM set. A number of universities have indicated interest in the project. Although only Ryerson and Queen’s have their own radio stations at the moment, Windsor, Toronto, Waterloo, Laurentian, Trent, Western, and McMaster are considering setting up their own stations.

A comparable link is being pondered for major universi- ties across Canada. Proposed by independent television ser- vices, the National Intercollegiate Football Conference would be set up by 1967 and would include universities from B.C. to St. Francis Xavier.

The universities would be split into two wings for inter- collegiate play. The independent television organization would foot such expenses as travel costs and each week would feature

play started some time ago with University of Alberta students demanding representation on their board of governors. Greet- ed in various ways by critics, the scene finished with students apparently promising to curtail their protest marches if they receive the representation they wish.

After a brief intermission, scene 2 has inevitably taken place, its setting in Manitoba where the province has just formed a Council on Higher Learning. U of M student union president Winston Dookeran stated that students must be represented on the council in order to maintain communica- tions between students and the council. A brief was submitted to chairman Mr. A. S. Leach, but no reply has yet been received.

Manitoba minister fo education Dr. G. Johnston said the council has already been formed but refused to comment further. Curtain.

We are pleased to announce that once again the pure spirit of Canadian decency has risen to defeat the decadent forces of immorality.

A replica of Michelangelo’s famous statue David (au naturel) was erected in Montreal’s Fairview shopping center by the Robert Simpson Company to provide customers with a cultural diversion.

We cannot understand how the company could think this product of such an uncivilized and disgusting sculptor as Michelangelo would be suitable in a public place. Luckily, the good people of Fairview Plaza recognized the underdressed Adonis as obscene and cried shame until Simpson’s felt com- pelled to find the statue a new resting place.

The figure was offered to the Loyola College student council, which accepted it. David has now been donated to Loyola where it will serve to assist in the further degradation of future generations of students.

There are students on this campus who seem to have no spirit or sense of adventure. Take the case of an acquaintance of mine. Being an American citizen, and having reached the statistical age of 21, and being devoid of flat feet, corns, halitosis, gall- stones and clap, he was mailed that argument for civil disobedi- ence, a Draft Card! Seeing the possibilities of a great story in this, I bought a pack of matches, siphoned some gas from a nearby car, picked up a Cory photo- grapher and raced to my friend’s room.

“Here” I said, handing him the gasoline and matches, “Chance of a lifetime.”

“What, are you crazy or some- thing? I’m not going to imola - imo - imol - burn myself for you or anybody.”

“Whady’y’a mean no? I brought a photographer - color film too! - way better than Life magazine.”

“Get out” So for the latest blunders lend “Okay then, how about at least an ear.

burning the card, and we’ll mail According to a certain pro- copies of the Cory to Johnson, fessor, the last remaining grove J. Edgar Hoover and . . . ” of beech trees in the whole of

“Out! Out! Out! Out!” Southern Ontario was destroyed “Okay then, we’ll just . . . ” for some excavations over by the “Out! Out! Out!” - door Student Village. (But that’s all

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. .. PENNER Slam! few big holes and drop a couple

-Warmonger! of full-grown maple trees in in- stead).

If this column seems to drone Anyhoo, it seems that the Bio- on and on about the follies of logy Department was studying an the Planning Department it’s be- Oxbow Lake in the same area cause it professes to be a humour and considered themselves very column and the Planning Depart- fortunate to have such a pheno- ment professes to be the most menon right on campus and close humorour thing on campus. to the labs. When the beech trees

were removed, the rains came and with no woods to interfere: the soil eroded and the Oxbow Lake was washed away overnight. - Laugh - I thought I’d die.

As all Ly poisy wire cruelly rejected for the literary page, I have taken advantage of my posi- tion on the Cory (I’ve got some- thing on the editor) and inserted my best effort, ars poetica, worthy of the Muse, labouriously written, worked over and polish- ed for days; you will realize at once the discipline and erudition that went into the creation of this epic.

see the planning department see the men in the planning

department what are they doing? they are sleeping -sleep, sleep, sleep. see the arts II theater there are no films here why? because the projection

rooms don’t work -work, work, work

Maybe that’s what the %&i& Department should do.

PENNEK KEVfiA~,fir In response to the thousands

of requests which have been pouring in and mainly because I’m dying to get my picture in the paper, I am shedding my cloak of secrecy (obscurity?) and revealing my true identity. (I shaved shortly after the picture was taken).

ONE MAN’S OPINION:

ath awaifs all w/i efy great tnofher plcmf by Grant Gordon

There is as much truth as sahre in this. Someone actually has established a Great Mother Plant cult on campus.

pad and press card to keep me from danger.

board. Miss November regarded me back. He was referring to a sign exhorting all to fewer efforts, for the glory of Great Mother Plant.

group couldexist on campus without the administration taking steps to eliminate it is even more shocking.

-Editor.

For weeks there have been rumors circulating around campus of a cult, centered in the Village, which is threatening to infiltrate the entire university with its doctrines of terror and subversion of all the great beliefs that have made our society the won- derful institution that it is.

“I found myself alone in a long dim hall when suddenly, as if by magic, a door sprung open and out walked half a dozen toughs carrying boxes of empty bottles (20 or more in each box).

“I later learned that these empty bottles were taken to a secret shrine, where they were miraculously re- placed by bottles filled with the sacred brew.

groups on campuses in Canada and the United States. U of W is vener- ated as the Mecca of the cult because Great Mother Plant has chosen to live in the greenhouse of the botany dept. here on campus. This is why it was necessary for Mooh to come to U of w- in order to receive his daily inspirations.

“But it was on the topic of forced conversions that he revealed his true colours ‘Death awaits all who defy Great Mother Plant,’ he informed me. The matter of ceremonial inunda- tions in Laurel Creek for initiates has proved a source of trouble.

But now Agent 322290 has re- turned with a report that cannot be ignored. For obvious reasons of se- curity, he cannot publish under his own name; so his report appears in this column.

“Some of his inspirations to date: ‘There is no god but Great Mother Plant and Mooh is Her Prophet;’ ‘Worship at the greenhouse of your choice;’ ‘Money is the evil of all roots;’ and other slogans designed to shake the beliefs of all good univer- sity students.

“With the warning that nothing will stand in the way of the True Religion he let me depart. On the way out I ran into his disciples returning with the sacred brew.”

“He asked me to regard the bulletin To say that this report shocked me

is an understatement. That such a

How can democracy be preserved if this cult is allowed to cast its evil charm over the entire university?

Steps must be taken immediately. I propose the following: 1. that the greenhouse be razed immediately and the Great Mother Plant destroyed. 2. that all victims bring reports to the Cory so that the enemy may be understood. 3. that the administra- tion be forced to act.

Only then will this university be safe for virgins and others.

Only then will the university be safe for democracy.

“My first tip-off to this story was a seemingly innocent ad that was turned in to our classified ads department. It read: Wanted, virgin for druid rites; piecework; going rates; apply to High Nymph, at the Village. But later investigatiop suggested that there was more to it than first met the eye. I

“With all this in mind I ventured to

“I fired the usual searching reporter type queries at the men and was im- mediately directed into the very cham- ber from which they had just issued. There I found myself face to face with none other than the Imperial MOOH, High Prophet of GREAT MOTHER PLANT.

Cops back women, banish French males The student village Antony near bidden to visit the women students in The use of police was vehemently

Paris with its 2500 inhabitants was their rooms. criticized by the Union Nationale des occupied for a few days bv 600 police- In protest against this ban, which Etudiants Francais, which announced

enter the Village carrying only a note-

My first impression was that he was one of those nice guys you would never suspect would head a cult deter- mined to destroy the Great Society that all our forefathers had built with the sweat of their brows.

“But, to go on; he told me of the cult of Great Mother Plant with its

-- ^ men early in October so that the con- they described as a “violation of its opinion that “student union rights

struction of a porter’s lodge in the individual and union freedoms,” the are now being publicly attacked and

women’s house could be carried out. students tried to prevent the building the suppressive measures are aimed at \ work; as a result of the police mea- silencing the student committee in

From now on students are to be for- sures they were unsuccessful. Antony.” - Le monde, Paris.

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Letters must be signed, but a pen- name will be printed on request.

Mad about mud To the Editor:

The students at this university understand that an expansion program necessitates excavation and construc- tion which must proceed in spite of some inconvenience to the academic community.

There has been little inconvenience to date, except in one area: mud. The path to the west of the lighthouse - the library - is especially bad in this respect. The mire here detracts from the appearance of this building. Sun- day visitors could conceivably think that the university library is erupting from a frost boil!

We realize that trucks cannot be expected to wash their wheels before driving on the walkways; however, we feel it is but a small task to see that these paths are kept clean or at least washed and swept periodically. In fact, if the department of buildings and grounds accepted this chore, it might find that time would be saved in cleaning the library broadloom on which the mud is now deposited.

DAVE NESS

Remembrance Day To the Editor:

The item entitled “Klassen con- demns Remembrance Day” in the Nov. 18 issue of the Coryphaeus con- tained at least three errors.

The first is the assertion that I condemned Remembrance Day. As others who heard what I said will testify, I did not condemn Remem- brance Day; what I “condemned” (the word is the reporter’s, not mine) was the use to which it is often put, the glorification of war.

The second error is the assertion that I condemned participation of the clergy. I did not single out the clergy

. as a group but spoke against the usu- ally unquestioning identfication of the church with the war policies of the nation.

The third error was that the name Paul was attributed to me by I know not what process of identification.

WALTER KLAASSEN.

Arts displays To the Editor:

From time to time I have entered the arts gallery to see what profound frivolity would be presented for our consumption. On occasion there have been interesting exhibitions such as the religious creation displayed dur- ing the last term. But the present collection seems to be the silliest spectacle we have yet seen.

I had just left the Library, which features Tribute to Bernini ZZ (ob- viously an advertisement for cable television to demonstrate wind dam- ages to aerials), when I decided to visit the present gallery display.

The other students viewing the ex- hibition found it just as hilarious as I did. One student told me her five- year old daughter had done better work. Another labelled the collection “garbage.”

It is time the students were given exhibitions which they might enjoy, not ridicule. The works we have seen this year lead me to wonder if P. T. Barnum and his fool-born-every-

minute philosophy haunt the corridor around our excellent theater.

What the students of this university need is an action committee to press for change in our gallery. To this end I propose the formation of SASAPU - the Society for the Advancement of Sane Art Policies at this Univer- sity. Our first project will be to picket the curator’s ivory tower.

JOHN MILLER, Arts ‘66.

Village condition

To the editor:

I would like to offer a few hints to any people coming up to visit the Village.

Don’t drive up. The last three cars to enter our parking lot were swal- lowed by a seas serpent, which was later towed away at the owner’s ex- pense. It was sleeping in an un- authorized area.

During the long walk up the hill, be careful to see if the rains have flooded Laurel Creek causing our garbage-bag dam to float down the stream. (I must admit, it is an in- genious way to dispose of refuse).

Upon reaching the top of the hill, you will find a threefold danger. If you don’t slip in the mud, fall in a trench, or get hit by a dump truck, one of the workmen will swear at you for walking up the stairwell while he is still painting it.

If you wish, you can tour the men’s residences. This won’t take very long: they’re all the same. Unfortunately, you can’t go into the women’s resi- dences - Queen Victoria wouldn’t have it.

Lunch at the Village is rather con- fusing. A stranger must buy a meal ticket at the main cafeteria for 50 cents, but if he is the privileged guest of a resident he can pay 75. By the way, you’d better be a fast eater, or be thrown out of the dining hall early so that the university can hold a special dinner.

BABY BLUE.

Campus complaints

To the Editor:

I would like to direct the following questions to W. Lobban, Physical Plant and Planning.

1) Why is the Jolly Green Giant Urinal being erected when it is ob- vious the whole campus is in an out- rage?

2) Why aren’t we making use of our 1,000 acres?

3) What is happening to the cof- feeshop?

4) What cafeteria facilities will be available for next year?

5) What happened to the last stand of beechwood in Southern Ontario? (it’s now the village)

6) What will happen when the proposed lakes in Laurel Creek dry up because inflow will not equal eva- poration?

7) When isi the Campus Center Bldg. being constructed?

8) What cars will be towed away this week?

9) What does it cost to pay police to check cars all day?

10) When will we receive a uni- versity atmosphere on campus?

11) Where is the road going next? D. R. WITTY,

Arts ZZ

Conv tion memorable? It may seem early to be writing about

convocation, but much of the planning must be done now to make this important event run smoothly.

As the crowning of a three or four year struggle, it should be the most mem- orable event of our academic life. It should be thrilling and enjoyable to the graduate and his family. In the past this has not been the case. Convocation has been the most forgetable part of the stay at the University of Waterloo.

We would like to see convocation giv- en the play it deserves. There is a home-- coming weekend, a winter weekend, an engineering weekend, but convocation is relegated to an afternoon. Let us make it worthwhile coming back for; make it not just. an assembly line distribution of de- grees but a compendium of memories.

Let us have a graduation weekend. Friday night will be show time. We will rent Kitchener Auditorium or other suit- ably large center and hold a concert feat- uring either the university musical groups or professional talent. Saturday is con- vocation. Music will be supplied by the fine university choir and orchestra which has developed this year. The honorary degrees will be conferred on worthy peo- ple who are good speakers; lacking this, a professional speaker will be hired. The proceedings will not be held in Seagram Gymn, that barn of uncomfortable chairs. Saturday evening will see the graduation banquet and ball held in the Twin Cities.

This is a convocation. This is a real memory. This makes the struggle worth- while.

The rotten incident with eggs Eggs not applause met a guest of the

house of debates last week. Several students in the audience

hurled a total of six eggs at Mr. William Kashtan, leader of the Canadian Com- munist Party.

This is the second incidence of intol- erence on campus in less than a month. This situation is unbelievable in a com- munity of intelligent people as a univer- sity is supposed to be.

These actions reflect on the whole university and this intolerence can no longer be considered a personal bias. The quality of our university is judged not just by its curriculum, professors, and gradu-

ates but by its students. The students are judged not by the average but by the best and the worst.

The worst are those who decide they should keep Canada safe for democracy by removing all “propaganda” which might “poison our minds” with Commun- ist “ideas” and take it upon themselves to punish those persons who do not fol- low their political ideals. This attitude at various times has resulted in fascism, nazism, Birchism . . . . . No matter what it is called, this action must be con- demned. We must respect the rights of the individual and his right of freedom of expression.

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Proud St.

Puul’s defeat Jerome’s 5-7

Conrad Grebel wins in volleyball 21-19

The women’s senior intermural volleyball came to a grand climax when Conrad Grebel edged Arts II to win 21-19 Thurs., Nov. 25.

Arts II smeared Notre Dame 24-l 1 to grab second place.

The Conrad Grebel champs are Mary Lampshire, Pat Cook, Diane Boyle, Susie Martin, Elaine Friesen, Rita Boldt, Susan MacDougald.

But. St. Paul’s topped the teams in spirit and participation.

Participation points are St. Paul’s 63, Renison 6 1, Arts 40, Notre Dame 33, Village 24, Conrad Grebel 23.

Total Brownie Points to date are Arts 156, St. Paul’s 96, Conrad Gre- be1 83, Renison 66, Village 37, Notre Dame 33.

Waterlo girls sports day

St. Paul’s went into their next en- counter Nov. 28 with a full head of steam, trouncing Conrad Grebel 4-O. Fine passing, a concerted drive on power plays, and tight defensive play- ing left little doubt on the outcome of the tilt.

Don Hogg opened the scoring in the first period, and singles were added by Bruce Atkinson, Don Scott and Rod Barr. A tribute to a well- balanced attack is the fact that two of St. Paul’s goals were scored by defencemen.

Conrad Grebel had several excel- lent scoring opportunities, but were foiled successively in their bid to spoil Dave Hook’s shutout. Congratu- lations Dave.

St. Paul’s next game is against the graduates at lo:30 Sunday evening, Dec. 5 at the Kitchener Auditorium annex. The team hopes to see as many enthusiastic fans out again this week.

A weekend safari in Windsor cap- tured “the tiger” - first place in the Women’s Intercollegiate Athletic Union sports day.

At the closing banquet Windsor, the host, initiated their new tradition; the home of the tiger will be the winning university at each sports day.

Waterloo girls took top honors with firsts in both basketball and volley- ball and a second in badminton. Al- though they lacked a swim team they managed to total 18 points. Winners of the swim meet, McMaster, placed second with 17 points.

The basketball victories were 36-29 against McMaster; 32-20 over Wind- sor; 41-30 over Guelph; 22-15 over WLU. Members of the team are: forwards - Fran Allard, Capt., Jo Anne Fellows, Mary Anne Gaskin, Hazel Rawls, Karen Reinhardt, Barb Foell; guards - Gudrun Rahrje, Diana Bennetto, Ann Simmons, Marg Sprung, Libby Uttley, Jane Smith;

Paul’s hockey fans saw coach - Bev. Hayes; Manager - Lorraine Merit.

The results of volleyball were 37-6, 38-6 vs. WLU; 20-8, 21-10 vs. Mc- Master; 11-19, 18-13, 11-15 vs. Wind- sor; 19-8, 16-14 vs. Guelph. Members of the team are Diane Pickering (cap- tain); Anne MacDonald, Bonnie Bac- var, Eleanor Kopo, Bonnie Vietel, Bonnie Smith, Rosylyn Livingston, Allyson Edward, Wendy Crump, Lynda Byte. Coach: Mrs. Ilma Green; manager: Joan Petty.

In the badminton singles Joan Richmond made a clean sweep of all four games. Gail Everson defeated McMaster and Windsor but lost to WLU and Guelph. In the doubles Valerie Hamilton-Smith and Anne Hulden had three victories losing only to Guelph.

Dec. 8 the U of W women’s varsity teams again meet their traditional ri- vals at WLU.

their boys in blue and gold skate to a 5 - 1 victory over St. Jerome’s in an inter-college league game Nov. 14.

Coach Bonesteel’s men moved into a 3-O lead by the end of the first period. Never looking back from the opening face-off, Barry Fillmore had a brace, while Rod Barr, Roger Mc- Leod, and Bruce Atkinson came up with singletons. Goalie Dave Hook played a standout game.

The power of St. Paul’s attack was felt when they came up with two goals while playing a man short. St. Paul’s opener was a start in the right direction.

However, one week later a lack- lustre contest with the Village ended in a 3-O win for the Village. Minus a few star players and hampered by untimely penalties, the team’s power play lacked speed and precision.

Atlo5aic ciis is ‘wonderful’

by A. E. J. Brychta

A most wonderful exhibition of mosaics, stained glass and enamel is on display at the Gaslight Gallery in Kitchener.

The work is by Margit Gatterbauer who has studied at the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna and has won the Canadain Open Design Contest for mosaic murals.

Her work can also be seen locally at St. Michael’s church, across Uni- versity Ave. from WUC - the stain- ed glass window there.

Her enamelwork has an original technique and shows lifelike faces and figures. In contrast to the usual ashtrays most so-called artists produce it is a refreshing sign that the K-W area has many fine artists.

Mosaics like the one in our physics foyer are also on display and show signs of great talent.

ties. The Village scorers were Ken Reid and John Durbin.

hockey leaders Renison, Village After battling to a 2-2 tie, Renison

Renegades and the Village Stompers remain tied for first place in the intra- mural hockey league. Each team now has two wins and, a tie in three out- ings. The game Sunday night was a fast, hard-checking affair in which both teams had many good opportuni-

phyoff Jan. 8 Those wishing to play in the mixed

curling league on Tuesdays and/or Thursdays must be present at the K-W Granite Club, 69 Agnes St., Kitchen- er, between 4-6 p.m., Tuesday, Janu- ary 4 or Thursday, January 6, 1966.

The winner of this competition will have the right to enter a 2 out of 3 final to determine the qualifying team for the O.Q.A.A. playdowns at Queens, February 11 and 12, 1966.

In another game, Conrad Grebel started out fast but were unable to capitalize on some good chances and as a result St. Paul’s bounced back for a convincing 4-O win. No reports were received on other games. Applications are now being ac-

cepted by Brian Schnarr, 105 Rennie Drive, Kitchener, for a single knock- out Varsity playdowns Saturday Jan- uary 8, 8:00 a.m. at the K-W Granite Club. Entries, accompanied by a $4.00 deposit, will be accepted until Thurs- day, January 6, 1966.

Curling scores We rejoice in our suffering Curling results for Tuesday, Nov.

23 were: Stone 7 - Unick 4 Stevens 5 - Allison 4 Hawkins 11 - Holmes 0 Watkins 6 - Duncan 2 Cooke 5 - Sweet 3 Connell 6 - Treloar 4 Solomonian 8 - Richer 1 Krelove 4 - Roberts 3 Curling scores for Thursday, Nov.

25 were: Hill 10 - Melbroke 0 Watkins 10 - Reid 9 Britten defaulted to Achroyd Mogan 6 - Schnarr 1 Wolder 7 - Wilson 6 Chase 7 - Hawkins 6 Dave 8 - Roberts 6 Holmes 9 - Baier 2.

turn into miles and the miles into success.

“Romans 5:3-5 has always had an inspirational meaning to me: ‘We re- joice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and en- durance produces character, and char- acter produces hope, and hope does not disappoint us . . .’

“Let me tell you something about yourselves. You are taller and heavier than my past generation in this coun- try. You are spending more money, enjoying more freedom and driving more cars than ever before. Yet many of you are very unhappy. Some of you have never known the satisfac- tion of doing your best in sports, the wonderful feeling of completing a job and looking back on it knowing that you have done your best.

“I dare you to clean up your lan- guage.

“I dare you to become physically fit.

“I dare you to look up at the stars, not down at the mud, and set your sights on one of them that, up to now you thought, was unattainable.

“Who knows? You may be sur- prised at what you can achieve with sincere effort. So get up, pick the cin- ders out of your wounds and take one more step. I DARE YOU!”

ISA meet

Lt. Cliff Cushman finished 2nd in the 1960 Olympic 440 Hurdles but, unfortunately, while trying to make the 1964 team he hit a hurdle and fell to the track, wiping out his chances to make the team. However, Cushman refused self-pity and wrote this article:

“Don’t feel sorry for me. I feel sorry for you. You may have seen the US Olympic Trials on TV and saw me hit the fifth hurdle and fall down in an inglorious heap of skin- ned elbows, bruised hips, torn knees and injured pride.

“In a split second all the many years of training, pain, sweat, blisters and agony of running were wiped out. But I tried! I would much rather fail knowing I had put forth an honest effort, than never to have tried at all.

“Unless your reach exceeds your grasp, how can you be sure of what you can attain? And don’t you think there. are things better than cigarettes, hotrod cars, school drop-outs and ducktail grease-cuts?

“Certainly I was very disappointed in falling on my face. However, there’s nothing I can do about it now but get up, pick the cinders from my wounds and take one more step fol- lowed by one more, until the steps

Guest chemist gives seminar

There is’lO% in Dr. R. Kreilick, University of Rochester chemistry professor, will speak at a seminar here on “ESR studies of ion-pair equilibria.”

The seminar Tuesday at 4 will be in CB295, sponsored by the chemistry department.

Tea will be served at 3:30 in the f acuity lounge.

it for you Like to earn a little money? Why

don’t you apply for advertising man- ager at the Board of Publications?

The advertising manager gets a ten-percent commission for all ads he - or she - sells. Since he is credited with many of the ads that come to us his take-home pay can be substantial.

lost and ‘found Lost and found articles are kept in

the security office (the farmhouse near chemical engineering).

Articles left in the library are kept for several days and may be picked up at the service desk on the third floor.

Boychuk 8th in Yearbooks will be sold if not claimed All copies of Compendium ‘65 un- claimed by Dec. 10, 1965 will be sold.

David Witty Chairman, Board of Publications.

cross-country Andy Boychuk and Bob Finlay,

two runners from the U of W placed eighth and 23rd respectively in the U.S. National Amateur Athletics Union’s cross-country championships on Saturday. Boychuk had a time of 32 minutes 25 seconds in the 10,000 metre event while Finlay came in with a time of 33:37. The winning time was 31:ll.g.

Finden, Tindale, H ouston, all-stars

Three Warrior football players have been named to the league all- star team. Walt Finden was chosen outstanding right end, with Jock Tin- dale as left inside linebacker and Wayne Houston as offensive right tackle.

Ottawa had 9 all-stars, Carleton 6, Waterlootheran 4, Warriors 3, Mc- Master 2, Loyola and RMC each 1.

There were no unanimous choices.

An interesting fact: according to a survey, 25 percent of all women col- lege graduates never get married, as opposed to less than six percent of the women who have grade eight or less.

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Scott speaks to Present physical fitness lecture

The physical education department will present as a part of their service program a lecture on physical fitness to be held on Thurs., Jan. 13 at 5:00 p.m. On Tues., Jan. 18 a physical fit- ness appraisal program will be held at Seagram Stadium from 1:30 p.m. until 3:30 p.m. As a follow-up the de- partment will conduct a ten week fitness program which will be com- posed of graded exercises and games. This program will be held Tuesday and Thursdays from 12:30 to 1:30

about international conflict Prof. W. G. Scott, provost for stu-

dent affairs, spoke on international conflict and its resolution at the Inter- national Student Association monthly meeting Nov. 22.

He stressed the role of universities and students in helping solve inter- national conflict and war.

“It is important that undergraduate students have a broad education to cultivate an interest in world prob- lems,” he said.

There should be more interdiscip- linary and interdepartmental coordina-

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tion both in scientific and sociological studies, he went on. The social sciences should be given more finan- cial support.

The next of a series of dinners - Chinese this time - was announced for sometime in February.

Plans are well under way for the international song and dance evening and suggestions were welcomed by the committee.

A real Canadian christmas party is being planned as the next function of ISA.

St. Jerome’s, Village win basketball 7

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In intramural basketball, St. Jer- ome’s came back from a close defeat last week to dump Conrad Grebel by a score of 25- 19. The Village won their second game in a row with a 19- 13 triumph over Arts. No reports

were received on other games.