Hi Gang,It’s that time of the

year again. Time to head to the

Mississippi Delta for The Silver City Golf Classic.

So I’m on the road again and will let you know Monday

howwe played. Rumor has it

Randy has a secret weapon ( probably just a bigger beer

cooler).Bro

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A recent study found the average A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a American walks about 900 miles a

year.year.Another study found Americans Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of drink, on average, 22 gallons of

beer a year.beer a year.That means, on average, Americans That means, on average, Americans

get about 41 miles to the gallon.get about 41 miles to the gallon.Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be

American,American,

DOESN'T IT?DOESN'T IT?

A recent study found the average A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a American walks about 900 miles a

year.year.Another study found Americans Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of drink, on average, 22 gallons of

beer a year.beer a year.That means, on average, Americans That means, on average, Americans

get about 41 miles to the gallon.get about 41 miles to the gallon.Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be

American,American,

DOESN'T IT?DOESN'T IT?

“ “ When I got home last night, my wife When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some demanded that I take her out to some

place expensive.  So I took her to a gas place expensive.  So I took her to a gas station ! ’’station ! ’’

Kenny RayburnKenny Rayburn

“ “ When I got home last night, my wife When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some demanded that I take her out to some

place expensive.  So I took her to a gas place expensive.  So I took her to a gas station ! ’’station ! ’’

Kenny RayburnKenny Rayburn

( You can visit Kenny at room 562, Forrest General Hospital )

About Aging: About Aging:

Eventually you will reach a point Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.age and start bragging about it.

About Aging: About Aging:

Eventually you will reach a point Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.age and start bragging about it.

An older southern gentleman was on the An older southern gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he operating table awaiting surgery and he

insisted that his son, a renowned insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.  "Yes, Dad, asked to speak to his son.  "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do

your best and just remember, if it doesn't your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me your go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you mother is going to come and live with you

and your wife...."and your wife...."

An older southern gentleman was on the An older southern gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he operating table awaiting surgery and he

insisted that his son, a renowned insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.  "Yes, Dad, asked to speak to his son.  "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do

your best and just remember, if it doesn't your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me your go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you mother is going to come and live with you

and your wife...."and your wife...."

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