Well Gang, it’s that time of the year again and I’m proud to tell you that my nephew, Stephen Daigle, # 51 will be one of the team captains this Sat. against the U. of Florida. Nov. 25th, his last home game as a senior, he has ask me to be on the field with him for pre-game senior night. After 41 years as a USM FAN, I can truly say it will be my proudest memory.

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The first known The first known contraceptive was contraceptive was

crocodile dung, used by crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

The first known The first known contraceptive was contraceptive was

crocodile dung, used by crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

“ “ You can make a lot of money in this You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their them are so rich that neither of their

husbands work. ’’husbands work. ’’

Lee TrevinoLee Trevino

(Professional Golfer )(Professional Golfer )

“ “ You can make a lot of money in this You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their them are so rich that neither of their

husbands work. ’’husbands work. ’’

Lee TrevinoLee Trevino

(Professional Golfer )(Professional Golfer )

What happens if you get What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get a paper cut from a Get

Well card?Well card?

What happens if you get What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get a paper cut from a Get

Well card?Well card?

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being the little girl across the street. The father, being

modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. his smile behind his hand. 

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" it out completely?" 

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right week in my room and the next in hers. It's right

across the street, so I can run home if I get scared across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." of the dark." 

"How about transportation?" the father asked. "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our "I have my wagon, and we both have our

tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. answer to every question the father raised. 

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable about babies? When you're married, you're liable

to have babies, you know." to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy "We've thought about that, too," the little boy

replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being the little girl across the street. The father, being

modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. his smile behind his hand. 

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" it out completely?" 

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right week in my room and the next in hers. It's right

across the street, so I can run home if I get scared across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." of the dark." 

"How about transportation?" the father asked. "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our "I have my wagon, and we both have our

tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. answer to every question the father raised. 

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable about babies? When you're married, you're liable

to have babies, you know." to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy "We've thought about that, too," the little boy

replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

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http://www.pianoladynancy.chttp://www.pianoladynancy.com/om/

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