Hash House Harriets Penang€¦ · Newsletter 1970 VGM’S notes Hi Everyone, As most of the members are on holiday, we had a low turn out. With 25 members and 3 guests. Started off

Hash House Harriets Penang P.O. Box 1153 GPO, 10850 Penang Malaysia

GM: Tiny: 0135167849

VGM: Speedhound: 0164584721

On Sex: Justbeer: 0164184141

Hash Cash Edna: 0125578123

_________________________________________________________________ MEMBERS ONLY Date: 27 December 2009 _______________________________________________________________________________________

Newsletter 1970

VGM’S notes

Hi Everyone,

As most of the members are on holiday, we had a low turn out. With 25 members and 3 guests. Started off at Charlie Market. The run went the usual way and back by Hash Highway. The front runners were back in 45 minutes while the back ones came in almost 8pm.

We had no circle for the week as many of them had other functions to attend.

On behalf of the club we would like to wish everyone

A HAPPY NEW YEAR!! ON ON

**** Next Run **** 1970

31-Dec-09 Car Boot & Pussycat – Watertank Twin Towers

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Hairline 2010

Announcement from the On Sex

(contact Justbeer)

If you have any requests/articles/information to give the members please contact me. If you have a problem setting your run please contact a member of the committee as soon as possible but no less than eight weeks prior to your date. Less than this and it becomes YOUR responsibility to find a swap!!! I have the hash paper please let me know if you need it! It’s getting to the time of year to renew subscriptions for 2010. Please see the Hash Cash and pay as soon as possible! We are having one of the previously announced SPECIAL RUNS on January 8th at MAR VISTA APARTMENTS POOL SIDE. This is a later than usual run sponsored by the Expat/Christian members to celebrate Christmas and the New Year. The venue has fantastic views and looks a great place to party!!! Have a look at the photos later on in the newsletter. Please come and help to make it a great success. In order to ensure we have enough food it would be great to have some numbers before hand. So please support the run (IT IS FREE TO MEMBERS but guests will be charged to cover food). Please let me or Edna know if you are coming as soon as you can!! I WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY, HEALTHY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES!

Run Number Date Name Location

1971 07-Jan Doris Day Charlie Market 1972 08-Jan New Year Party Night Mar Vista Aptm Pool 1973 14-Jan Fancy Pants Jln Tembaga 1974 21-Jan Ravi Bkt Gambir 1975 28-Jan Molly Oon 1976 04-Feb Black German Ivory Towers 1977 11-Feb Inspector Gadget Batu Gantung 1978 18-Feb Chinese New Year Run 1979 25-Feb TT Yeo Watertank 1980 04-Mar Kim Looi 1981 11-Mar Robert Kwok 1982 18-Mar White Lion 1983 25-Mar Hasia

If you cannot make your date, please let the committee know at least 8 weeks in advance. Less than this and YOU will be responsible for finding somebody to exchange dates with.




Harriets 2000th Run IT IS INDEED THE VERY LAST FEW DAYS FOR EARLY BIRD FEES!!! PAY UP NOW!!!! To make this a successful International event we need YOU to participate, especially as it is a historic happening that only occurs once in a club’s history and it is happening to YOUR club NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you know this is a 3 day event happening from 25th to 27th June 2010.

25th June - Red Dress Run (RM50 which goes to charity) followed by Welcome Dinner.

26th June - Main Run Day (+ food + Beer)

27th June - Hangover Run (+food + Beer)

Fees for ALL PENANG HASH CHAPTERS until 31st Dec 2009 is only:

RM 100 + RM50 for Red Dress Run = RM150 From the 1st Jan 2010 onwards, fees increase to:

RM150 + Rm50 = Rm200 After 1st April 2010, no guarantee of freebies!!!!!!! So please register and PAY early.....For registration, please see Hari2 Mau or Uncle Bee.

You can download the Registration Form from: hashhouseharrietspenang.com




THIS WEEK’S PHOTO GALLERY

Our hosts for this week were:

Speed Hound and Smiling Horse

Many, many thanks for the evening and run!!

Scenes from the Night

“Is it tough?” Asks Hasia. “It’s been a while!” Jacqueline & Richard, new members we hope!!

A Trio of Beauties!! On On




First SCB back. YOU AGAIN!!! The real runners!!!!

Lovely Makan.

Speak Nought, Hear Nought, Eat a lot! An intrepid trio




Pregnant TT?? Gossiping as usual!!

Another Three Beauties Getting Ready….still OUR PARTY VENUE ON THE 8th January 2010. BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




This week’s Happy Birthday greetings go to:

No One

(No Picture of No One however)

We all wish No One a very Happy Birthday.

Invitation Runs

January 2010

Cheras Happy House Hash Innaugural Run January 1, 2010 Sri Haneco fishing pond (Semenyih Fish Valley) Contact GM Ang Moh Kow 012 333 5233

India Nash Hash 2010 Jan 23-26, 2010 hosted by Madras Hash Vizag, Andhra Pradesh (near Hyderabad) India. Contact GM Beep Beep - Registration Form

Damansara Hash 23rd January 25th Anniversary Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Contact GM Thomas Chin on 012 278 1582 March 2010 3rd Philippines Hash Bash 2010 Mar 5-7, Boracay, Philippines

FTAC 10th Anniversary Run March 6th Fisherman Wharf Restaurant, Bayan Lepas, Penang. RM50 before 31st Dec 09. Contact: GM: Ong Hock Keong 012-4837477. VGM , Teoh Soon Lee 012-4878948. Run OC , Joseph Koay 012-4778232. Albert Moh 019-4781982 On Sec, Khor Jenn Yeu 012-4778052 or email to the address below : [email protected] 8th Malaysia Nash Hash 2010 Mar 12-14, Royal Klang Club, Klang, Malaysia Api Api Hash House Club Mar 19-20, 15th Anniversary Celebration Run Kota Kinabalu, Sabah Contact: [email protected] Kelab 4H Jitra March 27 15th Anniversary Celebration Run Bukit Wang, Jitra, Kedah.






RM 50. Closing date 31-01-10 Contact On Sex 0124020777 APRIL 2010

Malacca Hash's Annual Hatyai Songkran Hash Run. 10-14 April Hatyai, Thailand Contact Cocker [email protected] or on 012 601 8969

MAY 2010

The Hash Challenge 2010 May 1st by Petaling Hash 42km or 10 hrs of running somewhere in the Klang Valley Detailed Information Registration Form

June 2010 Vodka-Train Interhash Prelube Jun 8-28, Moscow to Beijing on the train! More info here Penang Harriets 2000th Run June 25-27, Contact [email protected] July 2010 17th Interhash 2010 Jul 2-4, Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia

OCTOBER 2010

The Levant Hash Ten Ten Ten. October 1-10,

Ten days of hashing in Syria & Lebanon Details here

April 2011 1st World Heritage Hash 2011 (April 15th -17th) In Unesco Melaka, Malaysia Please visit our website for further details: http://worldheritagehash.weebly.com MAY 2011

2011 10th Africa Hash May 6-8, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, Africa Contact Addis Ababa Hash

August 2011

UK Nash Hash 2011 Aug 26-29 Bournemouth Sports Club, Christchurch, UK organised by Wessex Hash. Contact [email protected] - Details

november 2011

Pan Asia & Pan Indo Hash Nov 11-13 Bandung, Indonesia Details here

Funnies

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."




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The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?" ***************************************************************************************

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam:

Enclosed, is a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - It had never been occupied. #2 - There was plenty of heat. #3 - It was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - It had been previously occupied, #2 - There wasn't any heat, and #3 - It was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

" Dear Sir

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”




The Way to the Party Location on the 8th January 2010

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Hash House Harriets Penang€¦ · Newsletter 1970 VGM’S notes Hi Everyone, As most of the members are on holiday, we had a low turn out. With 25 members and 3 guests. Started off