Great Recipes

Through-out History

The Reuben Sandwich“best of all time baby!!!”

Here’s how you make a reuben kids.If you don’t have ONE ingredient,

You don’t HAVE A REUBEN!!!AND IT WILL NOT WORK!!!

The Reuben Sandwich“none better baby”

Here ya go.Corned Beef…slice thin.

Sauerkraut…don’t be afraid

Swiss cheese,not too strong

ThousandIsland dressin’

Rye Bread!!!It has to be grilled!!!

Again if you do not havejust one

Of these ingredientsYOU DO NOT HAVE

A REUBEN!!!

The lesson here is: If you have ALL the ingredients you can do amazing

things in the kitchen!!! If you don’t???? It won’t

Work!!!

Could this “recipe” concept beUsed on the battlefield as

Well???!!!

Sure, but why would You want to do that?

REVENGE!!!

Wow…you guys have issues

So remind me again…Why we lost WWI

The real reason, was we, were too slow

So we need to Be faster this time?

Yep..

The Great Military Recipe:

humans can’t stop it…no seriously they can’t

Brought to you by the Germans…

Translated: lightning war

What you need:

1. SPEED!!!2. Fast hitting aircraft!!!3. SPEED!!!

4. Fast hitting tanks!!!

5. SPEED!!!6. Fast hitting infantry (soldiers)!!!

You combine ALL OF THESE INGREDIANTS AT THE SAME TME and you have an army that is unbeatable!!!…no seriously it

is.

+ + =

By the time your enemy has figured out

what the heck is going on, the battle/ war is over.

You combine ALL OF THESE INGREDIANTS AT THE SAME TME and you have an army that is unbeatable!!!…no seriously it

is.

So I get it.

You hit the enemy with fastMoving, air and ground attacksAnd you CANNOT take away

one of these elements, becauseThen it won’t work.

What kind of stupidIdiot would do that?

Hi how are ya?

Oh…

Also I see that this is A purely offensive strategy and

Not defensive.