SERIES SESSIONMODERN FAMILY: SEASON 2, EPISODE 6 HALLOWEEN1) Read these conversations and spot the differences in pronunciation the family points out to Gloria. Underline them and complete the chart.

Jay : Thanks. Did you pick up my "gargle" costume, too?

Gloria : Are you making fun of me?

Jay : No.

Gloria : First, Manny correcting me. And now you? If I have a problem, I want to know, Jay.

Jay : Honey, look, English is your second language. You're doing great.

Gloria : Yeah, you're not helping by protecting my feelings. I want you to be honest with me.

Jay : Okay, well, I may have noticed some tiny, little mistakes You might want to te a look at.

Gloria : Like what?

Jay : Just little mispronunciations. Like, for example... Last night, you said, "we live in a doggy-dog world."

Gloria : So?

Jay : Well, it's "dog-eat-dog world."

Gloria : Yeah, but... That doesn't make any sense. Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? A doggy-dog world is a beautiful world Full of little puppies! What else do I say wrong?

Jay : Well, it's not "blessings in the skies." It's "blessings in disguise."

Gloria : What else?

Jay : "carpal tunnel syndrome" Is not "carpool tunnel syndrome."

Gloria : And what else?

Jay : It's not "volumptuous."

Gloria : Okay, enough. I know that I have an accent. But people understand me just fine!

Jay : What the hell is this?

Gloria : I told you, Jay, I called your secretary and told her to order you a box of baby cheeses! Oh! So now it's my fault too!

Phil : If you tell her she doesn't have a choice, she'll say, "don't you give me an 'old tomato.'"

Mitchell : Or when she says...

Gloria : okay! Enough! You try speaking in another language! Everybody out of my house!

Jay : ...Until you do.

What Gloria saysThe expression that she means

2) Draw a map with the family relations that you see in Modern Family

FRIENDS: SEASON 8, EPISODE 6 THE ONE WITH THE HALLOWEEN PARTY

2. Complete with the words missing.Eric:Arent you gonna give me a kiss?Phoebe:Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the __________ you are.Eric:Ursula?Phoebe:Ursulas _____________________?Eric:Oh my God, youre the sister!Phoebe:Yeah.Eric:Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.Phoebe:Yeah.Eric:Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little ___________ on the butt.Phoebe:My mother killed herself.Eric:She, now I knew that andnow Im ____________. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.Phoebe:No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.Eric:Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)Phoebe:Why are you looking at me like that?Eric:Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.Phoebe:Okay. (Hands him a napkin.) So, what are you?Eric:I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.Phoebe:(laughs) No I-I meant your ______________.Eric:Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.Phoebe:I love the second grade!Eric:Really?Phoebe:Yeah! Its so much __________ than first grade when you dont know whats going on and___________________better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.Eric:So what do you do?Phoebe:Umm, Im a ____________by day. Eric:Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe mePhoebe:No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.Eric:Oh I feel very ________, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.Phoebe:Thank you.

Rachel:Oh Gunther! You brought __________! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.Gunther:Really?Rachel:Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the ____________ guy in the world.(Theres a knock on the door.)Kid:___________________________!Rachel:Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)Boy in the Cape:My friend Lewis told me you were giving out _____________.Rachel:Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.Boy in the Cape:Id rather have the money.Rachel:Well, that-thats not your choice. ________________________!Boy in the Cape:This isnt fair.Rachel:Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?Boy in the Cape:__________________!Rachel:You ____________________ up!(The gang gets interested now.)Boy in the Cape:You cant tell me to shut up!Rachel:Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!Joey:Rach?Rachel:(To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to youoh right! Shut up!Boy in the Cape:Youre a ____________________________ woman. (Runs away.)Rachel:No! Wait no! Shut upI mean dont cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?

Chandler: Nope! I can do this all day.

Ross: Yeah? Me too. (Pause) Gettin a little tired though.

Chandler: God, Im _--------------____________.

Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You ___________________________!

Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a _________!

Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin people up! And Im dressed as ____________________.

Chandler: Youre Spudnik.

Ross: Come on, ________________________? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.

Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!

Ross: (celebrating) Oh yeah!

Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!

Joey: (to her) Youre a weird lady.