Equipment - Chrisleo Botha Club Liaison andNewsletter - John Lees

October Monthly Game

Mossel Bay Golf Club

Mossel Bay Golf Club was the venue for

October monthly game. It was a glorious day

albeit a little windy, but that is what one

expects along our coast. Mossel Bay course was

in magnificent condition with very slick greens

that kept the scores reasonably low. We thank

the club and their employees for their great

hospitality and wonderful facilities. We

thank their Captain and committee for making

their course and club house available for us.

Mossel Bay Golf Club, what a beautiful cour

We are very spoilt with our choices of

golf courses in South Africa.

No man is an island entire of itself;

Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;

Any man’s death diminishes me

And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;

OCTO

Chrisleo

Club Liaison and John Lees

Monthly Game

Mossel Bay Golf Club was the venue for our

October monthly game. It was a glorious day

albeit a little windy, but that is what one

expects along our coast. Mossel Bay course was

in magnificent condition with very slick greens

that kept the scores reasonably low. We thank

their great

hospitality and wonderful facilities. We also

thank their Captain and committee for making

their course and club house available for us.

hat a beautiful course!

are very spoilt with our choices of the best

Acting Captain’s Report

To all Fellow Nomads

As Captain, Marcel was

had the privilege of once again

him as acting captain for the day

used to this and am beginning to realise what

Southern Cape

Nomads Golf ClubThe Nomads Creed

No man is an island entire of itself;

Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;

Any man’s death diminishes me because I am involved in mankind.

And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;

It tolls for thee.

OCTOBER 2016 Newsletter

Captain’s Report

Fellow Nomads

As Captain, Marcel was away in Mauritius, I

once again standing in for

tain for the day. I could get

used to this and am beginning to realise what

Southern Cape

Nomads Golf Club

Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;

because I am involved in mankind.

And therefore, never send to know for whom the bell tolls;

2016 Newsletter

Steve our regular IPC felt like!

We had an excellent day with good,

windy weather and the golf course was in a

magnificent condition. The greens were very

fast which made the day interesting.

Our Main sponsor of the day was our Vice

Captain, Christo Langenhoven of Coastal

Rigging and we sincerely thank him for the

wonderful meat hampers he arranged. These

are always popular prizes. Christo,

appreciate and value you as a sponsor.

I had the pleasure of playing with

Heerden, the club representative of

Bay. Derek many thanks for the use of your

golf course and the hospitality you and your

staff gave us on the day. Well done to VC

Christo for a slick prize giving and of course

once again a very big thank you to our Pink

Ladies, Berti, Helen and Christna for all you do

Steve our regular IPC felt like!

, but slightly

he golf course was in a

greens were very

interesting.

Main sponsor of the day was our Vice

Captain, Christo Langenhoven of Coastal

him for the

wonderful meat hampers he arranged. These

we really do

appreciate and value you as a sponsor.

sure of playing with Derek van

b representative of Mossel

many thanks for the use of your

course and the hospitality you and your

Well done to VC

for a slick prize giving and of course

once again a very big thank you to our Pink

for all you do

for us. I also had the pleasure of

three silver salvers, two to David Eveleigh and

the other to Flats Huisamen

Well done, Guys!

Dave Meyer - I P C

I also had the pleasure of handing out

wo to David Eveleigh and

her to Flats Huisamen.

A teacher asks her students to raise their

hands if they were Springbok rugby fans.

Everyone raises their hand except one little

girl.

The teacher says "Why aren't you a Springbok

fan?"

The girl says "I'm an All Black fan"

The teacher asks why.

"Because my mum is an All Black fan, and my

dad is an All Black fan, so I'm an All Black fan

too!"

The teacher says "That is no reason. What if

your mum was an idiot and your dad was an

idiot, what would you be then?"

"Then I'd be a Springbok fan”.

Match Secretary Monthly Game Report

We had a small field of 52 players comprising

47 Nomads, 1 Visiting Nomad, 1 Prospective

Nomad and 3 Guests

Div Nomads Guests Agg Average

A 16 2 561 28.0

B 17 1 527 29.3

C 14 0 425 30.4

NOMADS Scoring Statistics

Cut No change Gained Ave Score

9 22 16 29.0

A great deal of preparation goes into

producing a successful fines session! Well

done Brandon – An excellent fines session!

Harry Treunich,from Boland enjoying our company

Southern Cape’s own Godfather!

And then there is “Old Man Time”! And he sees

everything!

PLEASE SUPPORT OUR

NATIONAL SPONSORS

PRIZE GIVING –

Mossel Bay Golf Club

Divisional Winners

A Div Willem Braaff 34 Pts

B Div Michael Self 35 Pts

C Div Will Sharpe 39 Pts

Runners up

A Div Gustav Steinhobel 33 Pts

B Div Christo Langenhoven 34 Pts

C Div Glen Boscombe 38 Pts

Best Playing Pair

Willem Braaff and Will Sharpe 73 Pts

Best Playing Fourball

Will Sharpe, Willem Braaff, Gustav Steinhobel,

B Danvers 134 Pts

Over 55 Winner

Will Sharpe 39 Pts

Worst Playing Fourball

Piet Putty, Shadrack Donson, Douw de Lange

and John Cooper 103 Pts

Matchbox Winner

Willem de Voogt 18 Pts

Glenbrynth Winners

Barry Danvers (One bottle), Jimmy Leggat

(Three bottles) and Steve Twycross (Two

bottles)

KWV Brandy Winners

Ken Haldane, Douw de Lange, Cameron

Boccaleone

THE SOUTH EASTER TOURNAMENT

Remember the entries for the South Easter

Tournament against Eastern Cape Nomads is

scheduled to take place next month on

Saturday 12th and Sunday 13th November.

Entries close on 28th October so get your

entries in to Steve Twycross as soon as

possible. We need at least twenty SC Nomads

for the team. Remember the Sunday game is

a monthly game so can be used as a make-up

game if you have missed one of our games!

The games will be played at St Francis Links

on Saturday and Cape St Francis on Sunday.

The costs are as follows:

Saturday – St Francis Links R300 (cart

included)

Sunday - Cape St Francis R200 but does not

include a cart. Carts must be individually

booked.

Tee off both days at 11h00

Come on Guys lets really support our Club

and have a big entry!

MEMBERSHIP FIGURES

Full 67 Associate 10 Sponsor 10 Honorary 12 Non Playing 5 Non Active 1 Suspensive 0 Total 105 Prospective 5

Sick Parade

Arthur Ambrose (Heart Attack)

Mario Jonker (Stroke)

Thys Cronje (Shoulder Op)

It was great to see Arthur and Irene at the

game on Sunday. Arthur doing well and we hope

to have him back on the course in the not too

distant future.

SOUTHERN CAPE FIXTURES 2016/7

2016

November 12th/13th South Easter at

St Francis Links

November 20th Knysna

December 4th George

2017

January 15th Kingswood

February 12th Plettenberg Bay

March 19th Oudtshoorn

March 26th George (Gold Cup)

March 11th – 17th Jock Nationals

Nelspruit

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have

Commandments for you that will make your

lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have

Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord

said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I

have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the

Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have

Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the

Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not

interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have

Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are

they?''They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

I recently spent R6500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him - ……….…..…...... but they taste a little like peppermint!

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from

head to foot. The doctor comes in and says,

"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now you probably won't remember, but you

were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.

You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and

everything, but your penis was severed in the

accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on,

"You've got $9000 in insurance compensation

coming and we now have the technology to build

a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap.

It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You

must decide how many inches you want. But

this is something you should discuss with your

wife.

IF you had a five incher before and get a nine

incher now she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide

to only invest in a five incher now, she might be

disappointed. It's important that she plays a

role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have

you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting new granite countertops for

our kitchen."

Giving money and power to government is like

giving whisky and car keys to teenage boys.

P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India....

The Personnel Manager said,

'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except

one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for

this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the

words Yellow, Pink, and Green ...'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green,

green, And I pink it up, and say,

Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at the Telstra-Clear call

centre.

No doubt you have spoken to the bastard.

I know I have!

Husband’s Message (by mobile phone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.

Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have

been doing tests and taking X-rays. The

blow to my head though very strong, will not

have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have

three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound

fracture in the left leg, and they may have to

amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response: “Who is Paula?”

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years,

while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly

nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that

weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because

in the desert it protects our heads from the

sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are

wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is

very hot and it protects the body." said the

father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly

shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches’,

which keep us from burning our feet in the

desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?”

"Why are you living in London and still wearing

all this shit?"

Southern Cape Nomads

Committee 2016/17

Captain Marcel Meiring

Immediate Past Captain Dave Meyer

Vice Captain Christo Langenhoven

Junior Vice Captain Douw de Lange

Secretary Austin Graves

Treasurer Berti Harris

Match Secretary Berti Harris

Membership Flats Huisamen

Handicapper Tannah Harris

Furtherance of Golf Tannah Harris

Sponsorship Hiron Snell

Equipment Officer Frankie Brown

Club Liaison John Lees

Newsletter John Lees

Away Tours Steve Twycross

Golforama Chrisleo Botha

Please note our next game is at

Knysna Golf Club on Sunday 20th

November. See you on the tee!

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