Divine Mercy Parish – Three Rivers, Massachusetts – March 30, 2014 Page 1

Divine Mercy Parish (Founded2010)

SaintsPeter&PaulChurch

Est.1903St.AnneChurch

Est.1882St.AdalbertChurch

Est.1910

ThreeRivers,MassachusettsRev.StefanJ.Niemczyk,Pastor

Rectory:2267MainStreet(413)283‐6030OfficeHours:Mon.&Fri.9A.M.to3P.M.;Tues.,Wed.,Thursday9A.M.to1P.M.

DivineMercyReligiousSchool&ParishHall–283‐4320

Email:stspeterpaulanne@gmail.com~~~Website:www.churchofdivinemercy.org

March 30, 2014

“Jesus shows the works of God by curing the blind man”

VigilofSunday–4:00p.m.and5:15p.m.‐Sunday–8:00a.m.(Polish)and9:30a.m.DailyMasses–7:00a.m.(exceptTuesday)‐Tuesday–Novena&Mass5:30p.m.HolyDayMasses–RefertoMassSchedule~~~~SACRAMENTOFPENANCE–Saturday3:00p.m.FirstFridayat6:30p.m.SACRAMENTOFBAPTISM&HOLYMATRIMONY–ContactRectorytomakearrangementsSACRAMENTOFTHESICK(ANOINTING)–ContactRectorywhentheneedarisesSICKCALLS–Anytime

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ItemsforthebulletinshouldbesubmittednolaterthanWednesdaymorningat10:00a.m.Editorialdiscretiononallitems.Email:stspeterpaulanne@gmail.com.DirectorofReligiousEducation‐JeanBrigham(283‐4232)~ParishSecretaries‐LydiaMcKee&DebraIngallsChoirDirector&Organist‐MarkNarreau(583‐8541)~Organist‐MaryBesko&BarbaraKelleher(668‐9110)WebsiteEditor–PaulBrozek ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WelcometoDivineMercyParish~Wearepleasedtohaveyoupresenttodayandextendtoyouthewarmestofwelcomes.ItisfittingthatweshouldcelebratetheHolyMasstogetheratourParish,thecenterofourspirituallife.Weaskeveryonegatheredheretorememberthisisaholyplace.ItisaplacewheretheBlessedSacrament,OurLordpresentamongus,iskeptinthetabernacle.Itisalsoasacredplaceforprayer.Therefore,pleasemaintainarespectfulsilenceintheChurchoutofconsiderationforthepresenceofOurLordintheBlessedSacrament,andthosewhoarepraying.Thankyouforyourunderstanding.

WEEKLYCALENDAR SATURDAY,March29th‐Confessionsat3:00p.m.‐CCDClassesforGradesK‐5‐9:00to10:00a.m.SUNDAY,March30th‐CCDClassesforGrades6‐11–10:30to11:45a.m.‐ChaliceofStrength–PrayersforPriests&Vocations–4:00p.m.inthechurchMONDAY,March31stTUESDAY,April1st‐ChoirRehearsal–checkwithMarkNarreau,DirectorWEDNESDAY,April2nd ‐AlcoholicAnonymous–7:00p.m.–St.MaximilianKolbeRoomTHURSDAY,April3rdFRIDAY,April4thSATURDAY,April5th‐Confessionsat3:00p.m.‐CCDClassesforGradesK‐5‐9:00to10:00a.m.SUNDAY,April6th‐CCDClassesforGrades6‐11–10:30to11:45a.m.‐ChaliceofStrength–PrayersforPriests&Vocations–4:00p.m.inthechurch

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MassIntentions

Saturday–March29th7:00a.m.+JanBojko–TheFamily4:00p.m.+JosephSlozak–June&Richare+StanleyJamrog–HisWifeandChildren5:15p.m.+WalterFrydryk–HisWifeandFamily+SabinaLachowski–JoeandEuniceBisnetteSunday–March30th~FourthSundayofLent8:00a.m.+JohnStyspeck,Jr.andJohnPisarski,Jr.–WifeRoslyn+KrystynaKrzeczkowska–HerBrotherandFather9:30a.m.+EdwardRudnick–HisFamily2:00p.m.GorzkieZaleMonday–March31st7:00a.m.+DivineMercyParishionersTuesday–April1st5:30p.m.+KazimierzKusek–MildredandStanleySkazaWednesday–April2nd~St.FrancisofPaola,Hermit7:00a.m.+John,CatherineandGeraldJaworek–TheirFamilyThursday–April3rd7:00a.m.+AnnTyburski–TomandAliceLosawFriday–April4th~St.Isidore,BishopandDoctoroftheChurch7:00a.m.+JosephineChmura–ThePolishWomensClubofThreeRivers6:00p.m.STATIONSOFTHECROSSANDMASS+BrianDonovan–JohnandBarbaraYurkunasSaturday–April5th~St.VincentFerrer,Priest7:00a.m.+ForLiving&DeceasedMembersoftheHolyRosarySodalityGroupofBettyBrozek4:00p.m.+VeronicaMacKay,YolaDeveauxandDeeBigos–GloriaNowak+GenowefaandZanonPietrusinski–TheirFamily5:15p.m.+GermaineMorin&LouiseFontaine–TheirFamily+FatherSylvioLevesque–LydiaTanneSunday–April6th‐FifthSundayofLent8:00a.m.+Barney&MarySkowronek–TheirGrandsonMichaelandFamily9:30a.m.+RichardBeaulieu–FriendsofBillandBob+NelsonBonsant–HisWifeandFamily2:00p.m.GorzkieZale

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~~DIVINEMERCYSCHOOLOFRELIGIOUSEDUCATIONNEWS~~LIVINGWAYOFTHECROSSwithreligiouseducationstudentsparticipatingwilltakeplaceinourchurchonFriday,April11that7:00p.m.PleasejoinustopraythisLentendevotionandsupportouryoungpeople!AnyquestionspleasecallJeanBrighamat283‐4232

~~ADORATIONOFTHEMOSTBLESSEDSACRAMENT~~

Wednesday–7:30a.m.to8:00p.m.Thursday–7:30a.m.to4:00p.m.Friday–7:30a.m.to8:00p.m.Saturday–7:30a.m.to3:00p.m.

WearesoblessedtohavetheBlessedSacramentexposedfor18yrs.now.TheBlessedSacramentcan'tbeexposedunlessapersoniswillingtosacrifice1hour.Willyoubethatperson???Ifyoucansubstituteorcommittoaspecifichour,forinformationpleasecontactDianaRoth@283‐8709.Weneedyourhelp!Godwillnotbeoutdonein

generosity!“LookingforagoodGPS?

GodProvidesSalvation,Hegivestherightdirection.”

ForReflection:“Webettergetusedtoeachother’sfaults,

Because,weneverknowwhoourneighborwillbeinheaven.

PROLIFEREFLECTION

Fromtoday'sGospel:John9."Neitherhenorhisparent'ssinned;itissotheworksofGodmightbemadevisiblethroughhim."WeuncovertheheartofGodwhenwedealwithinfirmitieswithactsofcompassionratherthanlegalactsofterminatinglife.

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~~DIVINEMERCYNEWS~~

UPCOMINGEVENTSFriday,April11th@7:00p.m.inthechurch–LivingWayofTheCross

Sunday,May4th–FirstCommunionatthe9:30a.m.MassFriday,May23rd–Confirmation

Spring2014–RosarySodalityTagSale

MOTHEROFMERCYPRAYERFORCEAnyonewhowouldliketheirintentionsprayedforpleaseEMAILthemtojmjdrsr2007@yahoo.com.Wehaveanetworkofprayerwarriorswhowillprayforyourintentionsetc.

THEAPOSTLESOFPRAYER~Ifyouwouldlikeprayersforanyoneorwouldliketojointheprayerline,pleasecallCindyLeveilleeat283‐7836.

FOODSHARE–PleasecontinuetoassistwithyourdonationstotheFoodShareprogram.Allnon‐perishableitemsareaccepted,includingcrackers,Jell‐O,condiments,coffee,tea,jams,jellies,cakemixes,etc.Dropoffdonationsintheboxatchurch.Thankyouforyourhelp!

BLESSINGSATCOMMUNIONTIME‐IfanyonecannotordoesnotwishtopartakeoftheEucharist,youmaycomeforwardinFatherStefan’slinewithyourarmscrossedonyourchesttoreceiveablessing.

PARISHWEB‐SITE–www.churchofdivinemercy.org.PaulBrozekisthepersonthatupdatestheweb‐site;ifyouhaveanycommentsorwouldmaybeliketoseesomethingadded,pleasecontacttheRectory.Weeklybulletincanbeviewedthere.

SIGNOFPEACE–The“SignofPeace”isanoptionatMass.It’snotobligatorytoshakehands.Toprotectyourselffromanyflustrainorotherillness,usecommonsense!Afriendlynodoftheheadorofferingasincereverbal,“Peacetoyou”,isperfectlyacceptable.

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SPRINGTAGSALE–Datesfordonationdrop‐off’swillbeannouncedsoon.Pleasekeepusinmindwhendoingyourspringcleaning.Thankyou.

THESTS.PETERANDPAULMEN’SGUILDwillhaveitsannualPalmSundayCommunionBreakfastonApril13,afterthe9:30AMMass.GuildmemberswhowillbeattendingshouldassembleinthebackvestibuleoftheChurch(ontheParishCenterside)at9:15forprocessionintoMass.AfterattendingMass,wewillbreakbreadtogetheratabreakfastintheParishCenter.AnyMen'sGuildmemberwhoplansonattendingtheBreakfastshouldcallJohnFoxat(413)284‐0234beforeWednesday,April9,sothatanaccuratecountofattendeescanbegatheredbeforehand.

THESTS.PETERANDPAULMEN'SGUILDwillholditsMarchmeetingonWednesday,April9,at6:30PMintheParishHall.Allcurrentmembersareurgedtoattend,andanyprospectivemembersareinvitedtocomeaswell.MembershipintheMen’sGuildisopentoallmenoftheParish,includingyoungmenaswell.ComebeapartofthisvibrantandupliftingParishorganization!

DIVINEMERCYSCHOLARSHIPAPPLICATIONSARENOWAVAILABLE!ThesescholarshipsaregivenbytheSts.PeterandPaulMen’sGuildonbehalfoftheParishinmemoryofFatherRobertJ.Ceckowski,andwillbemadeavailablestartingthisSaturday,March29th.AllgraduatingseniorswhoareactiveparishionersofDivineMercyParisharewelcometoapplyforthesescholarships.Applicantsmustbeplanningtoattendeitherafour‐yearortwo‐yearcollege.SeniorswishingtoapplycanpickuptheirapplicationintheSacristybeforeorafterMass.DeadlineforreceiptofthecompletedapplicationisSaturday,May3,2014.Ifyouhaveanyquestions,pleasecontactJohnFoxat(413)284‐0234.

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~~AROUNDTHEAREA~~ST.MARY’SPARISHINWARE‐PRE‐CARNIVALFOOD&BAKESALE‐TherewillbeaPre‐CarnivalSaleofPolishfoodonSaturday,March22ndand29thfrom9:00a.m.to12:00noon.Freshkapusta/$5aquartandfrozenpierogi/$9adozenwillbeofferedintheChurchHall.TherewillalsobeaPTOsponsoredBakeSaleonSaturday,March29thfrom9‐12pm.413‐967‐5913.HOLYOKECATHOLICHIGHSCHOOL‐BINGObeginningonSunday,April6thatthePopeJohnPaulIISocialCenter,67St.KolbeDrive(offMapleSt.)inHolyoke(handi‐capaccessible).Doorsopenat10:30A.M./Bingobeginsat1:00P.M.Entrancecostis$20.00forallpaperbingo.Concessionavailableofferingsandwichesanddessertsforsale.LITTLEAUDREYSANTOFOUNDATION–ComeworshipandpraywithusforservantofGod‐Beatification‐CanonizationforLittleAudreySanto.Monday,April14ththroughFriday,April18th.64S.FlaggSt.Worcester‐508‐755‐8712.www.littleaudreysanto.orgTENEBRAE‐TheancientGoodFridayserviceofTenebrae(darknessorshadows)willbeheldatSt.Michael’sCathedralat7:30p.m.onApril18th.CommemoratesthepassionanddeathofChristthroughreadings,musicandtheextinguishingoflight.PerformedbytheCathedralChoirofBoys&Adults,SpringfieldSymphonyOrchestrastringsandtheCommunityMusicSchoolofSpringfield.TenebraeendswiththecongregationinitiatingathunderousstompingoffeetsymbolizingtheearthquakewhenChristdiedfollowedbyamomentofsilentreflection,asinglecandlereturnstosignifyChrist’slightreturningtotheworld.Participantsthendepartinsilence.Eventwillincludechants,spirituals&choralmusic.Freeandopentothepublic.Formoreinformationpleasecontact(4143)452‐0839orworship@diospringfield.org.SPRINGINNYC–St.FrancisPack507CubScoutswillhostaNYCbustriponSaturday,April26th.The54seatPeterPandeluxecoachroundtripfareof$44isabargainandistransferable.ThebusdepartsChestnutHillCommunityschoolparkinglotonStateStreetinBelchertownat6:45a.m.withasecondpick‐upat7:15a.m.onChapinStreetinLudlow.ContactCubmasterGloriaat323‐0966forinformationorquestions.MakeyourcheckpayabletoPACK507BSAandmailtoG.Fortunatoat52DeerRun,Belchertown,MA01007.Seatsarefillingsteadily,don’tmissthebus!Thankyou.D‐DAY70THANNIVERSARYCOMMEMORATIONEVENTWhereas2014marksthe70thanniversaryoftheD‐Daylandings.TobeheldatAssumptionChurchhall,(HolyNameParish)94SpringfieldSt.,Chicopee,onSunday,April27that2:00p.m.D‐DaypowerpointpresentationbySuperintendentJamesWoolseyoftheSpringfieldArmory,a“personalaccount”fromWorldWarIINormandyveteranWilfredDeludeandWorldWarIIeramusicprovidedbythePremierSwingBand.TherewillbeaD‐DaydisplayandattendeesarewelcometobringrelatedWorldWarIIitemsto“showandshare”.A$10feeatthedoor.(NochargeforWWIIveterans).Complimentaryrefreshments.Information,e‐mailfrenchconnection104@gmail.comorphone413‐594‐9332.

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40DAYSFORLIFE‐PrayingandfastingforthesanctityoflifehasbeenspreadingthroughouttheUnitedStatesand21countriessince2007.Also,throughtheeffortsofapproximately600,000volunteersin2,786campaigns,across522citiesandin16,500churches,8,245(recorded)liveshavebeensaved,88abortionworkershavequitand44clinicsclosed.Weareexpecting300volunteersonWasonAvenue(offMainSt.)inSpringfieldonGoodFridayApril18thfrom10a.m‐12noonneartheentrancetotheabortionclinic.Pleaseputitonyourcalendartocomeandjoinintheprayerforunbornchildren.PALMERMUSICBOOSTERSPolishDinnerFundraiser–Pierogi&Polkas.Tuesday,April29th‐PalmerHighSchoolCafeteria.Tickets/$12–Doorsopen@5:30p.m./Dinner6:00p.m.MusicbyPalmerH.S.JazzBand,SeniorChorus&ConverseMiddleSchoolJazzBand.ReservationswithpaymentmustbereceivedbyApril15th.Info:Karen@283‐5223.PAROCHIALSCHOOLATST.MARY’SSCHOOLonSouthStreet,inWare.ProvideyourchildrenwithaCatholicEducationwithin8milesofPalmerbyenrollingatSt.Mary’sSchool.WeinviteyoutoattendOpenHouseatyourconvenience,anyMondaytoFriday,9to11a.m.;otherhoursavailablebyappointment.WeprovideFullDayPreschooltoGrade8ProgramsandparttimepreschoolwithweeklyMass,fulltimeNurse,AfterSchoolCare,Art,Spanish,andAfterSchoolClubs.Formoreinformation,call967‐9936orvisitourwebsiteatwww.stmarysschoolware.com.Bringthisbulletinandsave$25onregistrationfees.IRISHLANGUAGEDAYONTHEELMSCAMPUSOnMay3rd,theIrishCulturalCenteratElmsCollegeissponsoringitsfourteenthLánaGaéilge(IrishLanguageDay)ontheElmscampus.Registrationbeginsat8:30amandconcludeswiththeseisiúnatabout5:00pm.CostforIrishCulturalCentermembers/$40,Non‐members/$50,Students/$15.Priceincludescoffee,tea,lightrefreshmentsthroughoutthedayandluncheon.InformationcontactEllenDziuraattheIrishCulturalCenter(413)265‐2537oremailusatirishcenter@elms.edu.THEST.JOSEPHSOCIETYScholarshipCommitteeisnowacceptingapplicationsfortheyear2014scholarshipprogram.Atotalof$2000isavailableforqualifiedapplicants.Deadlineforsubmittingapplications/May10th.Tobeeligibleyoumustcompletehighschoolin2014,haveaGPAof2.8,enteringanaccreditedcollege,beasonordaughterofamemberingoodstandingandmeetallotherrequirementsspecifiedbytheSt.JosephSociety.Questions,contactJosephSiok@967‐3830,StanleySiok@283‐3570orPeterWarakomski@283‐8189.CAMPHOLYCROSSwillholdtwosessionsoftraditionalovernight(orday)summercamponJuly6‐11thandJuly13‐18th.Summerfunforboysandgirlsages8‐15yearsold.Faith,recreation,artsandwater‐funinanoutdoorssettinginnearbyGoshen,MAlocatedontheupperhighlandreservoir.Costis$310/week.www.campholycross.orgor413‐684‐0125.

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~~DONATIONS~~GENERALFUND–InMemoryBrotherJohnGeslock~$65fromSisHelenandFrankSingleton.InMemoryofDadStanleyGeslock,Jr.~$25fromDaughterKatrinaGeslockSEMINARIANFUND–InMemoryofBrotherJohnGeslock~$65fromSisHelenandFrankSingletonInMemoryofW.BrianDonovan~$500

SINCERETHANKSForyourgenerosityandsupportofourparish~GodBlessAll

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BIBLEWORDSEARCH~NewTestament&OldTestament

Allthewordslistedbelowareinthepuzzle‐left,right,up,downordiagonally.Findeachwordandhighlightit.Afteryouhavefoundallthewords,usetheleftoverlettersinthecorrectordertoformthemysteryanswer.Youcanfindtheansweronthebackpage…butnopeeking.

SEARCHWORDS~Acts,Amos,Daniel,Ephesians,Esther,Exodus,Ezekiel,Ezra,Genesis,Habakkuk,Haggai,Hebrews,IIIJohn,IIKings,IIPeter,IISamuel,IITimothy,Isaiah,James,Jeremiah,Job,Joel,Jonah,Joshua,Judges,Leviticus,Malachi,Mark,Matthew,Micah,Nahum,Nehemiah,Numbers,Obadiah,Philemon,Proverbs,Psalms,Romans,Titus,Zechariah,Zephaniah

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VOTIVELAMPINTENTIONS

Zsp.Joseph&FrancesSwist–daughter.1.+EarlMcKee–wifeLydia.1.+Frank&MaryFalk–daughter&son‐in‐law.1.+Felix&CatherineMisiaszek–sonPeter&daughter‐in‐law.1.+PhyllisMisiaszek–brotherPeter&sister‐in‐law.1.+SisterJosephine–Niece.1.+St.Annespecialblessingsongrandchildren.1.St.Anthonyforaspecialfavor.1.+JosephMisiaszekPeter&sister‐in‐law.1.Zsp.DeceasedmembersofSalamon&Marcinkiewiczfamilies.1.Zsp.JanaWasiuk–odzonyzrodzina.1.God’sblessing&continuingrecoveryforEleanor–Charlie.1.+MichaelA.&MaryWojnilowicz–sonMichael.1.Prayforworldpeace–HolyRosarySodality.1.+EdwardZiobrowski–family.1.Forallmembersofthemilitary–RosarySodality.1.Foranendtoabortion–RosarySodality.1.Healthforoursickparishioners–RosarySodality.1.ForPriestlyandReligiousvocations–RosarySodality.1.+EdwardGodek–wifePat.1.Health&God’sblessingsforIreneOrluk–Sophie.1.+Kowalczykfamily–family.1.+RustyNowak–wife&son.1.+NancySzostek–GloriaNowak.1.+DeeBigos–GloriaNowak.1.God’sblessing&goodhealthforCamdenLee–GloriaNowak.N.1.God’sblessing&goodhealthformyson–Mom.1.+EdwardZerdecki–wife&family.1.+JohnOlearczyk–wife&family.1.God’sblessings&healthfordaughter‐in‐lawDonna.1.+Stanley&AnnaSocha–daughterDottie.1.Zsp.FranciszkaIWojciechaFrydryk–Syn.1.Zsp.StellaILeoPulaski–J.F..1.Zsp.AnneIMichalaZbylot–J.F..1.Zsp.EdnaIFrankPytka–J.F..1.Zsp.JohnIMichaelBoronski–J.F..1.Zsp.PatriciaKohler–J.F..1.Zsp.Mary(Frydryk)Boronski–J.F...1.+EdwardZerdecki–wife&family1.God’sblessings&healthforA.K..1.God’sblessing&goodhealthforWalterDobek–MichaelWojnilowicz.1.+GraceKulpa–husbandEd.1.InlovingmemoryofGraceKulpa–daughterDebbie.1.+Alice&WalterSmola–yourlovingchildrenRich,Kathy&Chris.1.ForsuccessfulsurgeryforCindyL.–L.R..1.God’sblessingsforTodd,Madeline&theirfamily.1.God’sblessingguidanceformyson&hisfamily.1.God’sblessings,goodhealth&continuedsuccessforRep.ToddSmola–EK&GK.1.+Frank&SophieSwiatlowski–family.1.+Alice&AndrewSmart–HappyBirthdayMa–love,son.1.Healing&speedyrecoveryforCindy–love,husband.1.God’sbirthdayblessingsforLynneRiendeau–love,TheApostlesofPrayer.1.+JanetCharette–love,TheApostlesofPrayer.1.BlessedMother–blessings&goodhealthfordaughters&granddaughters.1.Safetravelfordaughters.1.God’sblessings&goodhealthfor“M”&fulltimework.1.+Stephen&SophieNoga–sonStephen.1.+EarlNoble–SallyMastalerz.1.+JohnMastalerz–wife&family.1.+BarbaraBaker–SallyMasstalerz.1.HealthforJoeSchultz–MarciaC..1.HealthforBarbaraK.–MarciaC..1.+EmiliaJusko–thefamily.1.+LouisZglobicki–wife&family.1.+MarjorieMarciniec–GloriaNowak.1.+JanetCharette–GloriaNowak.1.+MargeMarciniec–Josie&Chet.1.+LouisZglobicki–wife&family.1.+LenaSabourin47thanniv.–daughter‐in‐law.1.God’sblessings&goodhealthfor“J”&“C”&healthybaby.1.Inmemoryof+JanetLysik–12thanniv.–family.1.+MemoriesliveonDad;eightyyearsseemslikeyesterday,missyouradvice&wisdom.Lovedyouthen,loveyounow–loveJune.1.MayGodblessBarbaraM.withhealth&happinessforkindnessshown–June.1.God’sblessings&good

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healthforCindyLeveilleaftersurgery&aspeedyrecovery–E..1.God’sblessings&goodhealthforRitaBrodeur–EmilyIzyk.1.God’sblessings&goodhealthfor“L”.1.Specialintentionforguidanceinschool.1.Inmemoryof+EdwardMazur–T.&T.Kulig.1.+RichardWawro–love,wifeBarbara.1.+JoeMisiaszek–Cis&family.1.+WalterSwiatlowski–family.1.+LewisKapinos–love,Julie&Carol.1.+FredMastalerz–love,Julie&Carol.1.St.Jude&St.Anthony–E..1.St.Lucy–E..1.JesusITrustInThee.1.+RaymondSabourin,Sr.–Edna&family.1.Blessings–WallyD..1.ForGodblessingsCarolLavigne–RichLavigne.1.+CeceliaWolanik–Anna.1.ToSt.Lucyforaspecialfavor.1.+FrankMiskiewicz–Anna.1.+HenryStefanowich–Anna.1.+EmilyKosmider–Barbara&Anna.1.+SallieRosinski–BarbaraMiskiewicz.1.HealingforHelenM.–Barbara.1.+Sophie&JosephSocha–Barbara.1.+FrankMiskiewicz–Barbara.1.Zsp.RodzicowWitkowskich–odcorki.1.+EdwardMazur–LydiaMcKee.1.Living&deceasedmembersoftheLemanski&Vazfamilies.1.+GenevieveVaz–Lori.1.Familyhealth&God’sblessing.1.ToPopeJohnPaulIforgoodhealthofBlancheWostena–children.1.Zsp.Rev.SigmundKwiatkowski,34thanniv.–TheWostenafamily.1.ToSt.Josephforspecialintentions.1.Zsp.JosephWostena,Jr.–wife&children.1.God’sblessings&goodhealthCarolyn–UncleTom&AuntJane.1.PaulS.family–C.S.&T.S..1.MicheleC.family–C.S.&T.S..1.CheryllS.–T.S..1.+A.J.Lemanski&+JennieVaz–S..1.+StellaMaestrone&+GeneMaestrone–S..1.Lemanskifamily–S..1.Konkelfamily&LoriVaz–S..1.MichaelLemanskiFamily&Joanne–S..1.+JuliaA.Machnik&+GaleL.Benoit–S..1.Healing,strength,protection.1.+JanetCharette–Maysherestinpeace–Genie&CharlieBates.1.SpecialintentionforFatherStefan–S..1.+Edward&AliceRudnick–family.1.HealingforMaria–S..1.God’sblessings&continuedhealingforJohn–Deb&Pete.1.+DadRichardWawro–Deb&Pete.1.InlovingmemoryofFran&VicBukowski–Cathie&Ron.1.Health&happinessforK.T.E.N.–M.P..1.God’sblessings&healthofJ.J.P.B.J.–M.P..1.+Mrs.Charette–Mark&SusanMacDougall.1.God’sblessing&goodhealthforMrs.McCloskey–Mark&SusanMacDougall.1.+WalterP.Lech,Jr.–Kathryn.1.God’sblessings&healingforJake.1.God’sblessingsforourfamily.1.Continuedblessingsforthefamily&goodhealth–EvelinaAlley.INLOVINGMEMORY–PleaserememberinyourprayersthesoulsofallwhohaverecentlypassedincludingJanetCharette.Maytheyrestinpeace.

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~~ BACK PAGE HUMOR & MORE ~~

JOKES PRINTED ON THIS PAGE ARE ONLY MEANT AS A FORM OF HUMOR

AND ARE NEVER INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE.

 

 

My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...