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Shoe sweepers

OVERVIEW

0Shoe Sweepers were designed with you, the customer, in mind. We are people just like you, that’s why we empathize with you. We put ourselves in your shoes and then walked that mile and an extra inch.

0No more coming home and having to sweep the floors. With Shoe Sweepers you just walk around doing what you enjoy doing and they sweep the floors for you.

0Shoe Sweepers are made from the finest and freshest recyclable and genetically modified materials. Not sure you can take our word for it? Just ask our investor, Monsanto.

Ah, the side winderour most popular seller

With Shoe Sweepers You Can:

0Sweep the floor while you walk0Sweep things, many things, under the rug. Who says you

have to deal with anything? Sweep that thing under that rug with Shoe Sweeper.

0Use Shoe Sweeper to sweep that ELEPHANT in the room…under rug too. You’ll need our industrial strength model for this.

0Going for a run or walking the dog? Put on a pair of Shoe Sweepers Athletics (SS-A1)and keep your community clean while you jog, run, play and simply have fun.

The Street SweeperGreat for Construction sites

Shoe Sweepers:

0 It’s a shoe, a broom and environmentally friendly.0Because Shoe Sweepers are made from recycled and

genetically modified materials you help to make our planet earth a safe liveable place.

0Shoe Sweepers currently comes in these models, the SS-Tail Rider, SS-Side Car and our athletic model SS-Hurry-up & Wait.

0Look out for SS-Snow Plough coming out in time for winter.

0Shoe Sweepers, why wear shoes, when you can wear Shoe Sweepers.

The Athletic Street SweeperGet yours today

DISCLAIMER

0 While we have made every effort to make Shoe Sweepers as comfortable and durable as reasonably possible, the manufacturer bears no responsibility and therefore, is not liable for anything. Nothing, nada, comprende? Since, our shoes are made from recyclable and genetically modified products, any resemblance of blood stains from recently contaminated crime scenes is purely coincidental. Some assembly required. Prestik not included. All models really old. Leave us alone. You’re scaring us. Do you know what time it is? Mom, if I told you once I told you a thousand times, stay out of my room. I don’t know why there are rolls of toilet paper under my bed. These shoes are current at the time of manufacturing. There you have it, now, GO AWAY! But buy our shoes.

REMEMBER!

0Shoe Sweepers, get you several pairs from fine ass, worthwhile, about something , know good shit when we see, retailers located near you. Thank you for purchasing an environmentally beneficial, comfortable and rewarding lifestyle.