SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION

(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.

1. Song: “Do mastane chale jindgi banane.”

2. Then introduction (rohit sharma)

3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.

Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai

d: are mere liya kya laya??

r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye

d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.

r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.

d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki...

(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he??

R: "smthng"

D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya)

R: (chid jata he)

second pj- mumbai ke bare me..salman khan par..

D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he??

R: "smthng"

D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu)

r:(chid jata hai )

then pj of rohit -amir khan

pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil)

aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he??

aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa

d: (chid jata hai)

r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO)..

d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra..

r: kisna (ans)

d:acha to ye bata......

BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE

r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program

r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us..

d:no its no possible ....

r:sach mae yar..

d:nahi ho sakta...

r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega..

r:so..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage.

( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits

dance performence..

r:so that is what i call a perfomence..

d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn..

d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na.....

r:yaa...maja aa gya..

r; to kyu sad hai itna...

d:shayri.

after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angry

d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai??

"sharma" sharma raha he

(song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public

d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya)

r;han kya bol be.

d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,...

r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga..

r:shayri..(on kismat)..

HAYE RAE KISMAT

d:on him calling the group..

entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro..

drama(haye rae kismat)

d: stupendo fantabullasly fantastic..history...

r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama..

d:he says some thing gujrati....

r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya..

r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha ..

D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet??

r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko

rohit goes to the umang sir n asking..

D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng..

r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se

DANCE -fod daetae hai..

DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,,

d:wht abt singing songs ..

SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN)

r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai.

d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....'

R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye

as a singer d abaang he..

D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage

d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae..

MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP

mimicry of dance performance...

thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing..

s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments)

Sent by: Dipesh Shah

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